Pony Combat

by Scorpion 316

Rating: mature
Tags: Comedy, Random, Adventure, Crossover, Dark
Length: 536

No words

Welcome to Pony Combat, a warrior based tournament, testing the skills of the ponies of world.

I have no idea what I just made.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-03-19 03:16:20 UTC

Chapter 1: Thunder Lane

          Thunder Lane is walking down a street in Ponyvile, until he fell through a portal to a strange island with strange ponies. He found himself captured by guards.

"Where the hell I'm I?!" Thunder Lane said.

"The island of Genakin, home of the Pony Combat tournament." A guard said. Thunder Lane was then thrown into an arena along with two other ponies.

"Hey. I know y'all. Y'all are the spa ponies." Thunder Lane said. The spa ponies both then pulled out two different weapons. One had a double bladed staff, and the other had two daggers.

"Combatants ready!" The announcer said.

"Umm, no, I'm not ready." Thunder Lane said. He then got help from a sky god named Gensi-Reiha

"Hello young stallion. I am Gensi-Reiha. I'll help you with your inner chi during this fight. Does that sound good?" Gensi-Reiha said.

"That's fine. Just help me try to be good." Thunder Lane said. Gensi then used a magic lightning rod and striked Thunder Lane. He then got up and new powers surged through his body.

"Oh. This new energy is hella cool. You ready for this?" Thunder Lane said. Getting his hooves in a fighting position.

Both spa ponies began to fight Thunder Lane. Thunder used blasts of plasma and powered punches, as the mares kept cutting him like bread. However he continued to heal his body. He continued punching and kicking them. After the fighting a loud deep voice sound the words "finish them!"

"What's that suppose to mean? Do I take them out for dinner or what?" Thunder Lane asked, as he walked in circles around a flower.

"Kill them. finish them." The announcer said.

"Wow. I'm not going to kill any pony." Thunder Lane said. The mares then got up and left the arena in dishonor. Thunder lane got up and a new combatant entered the arena.

"Noteworthy? What are you doing here?" Thunder Lane said. Noteworthy then got a bladed hat.

"The hell is that thing?" Thunder Lane said. He then threw his hat at Thunder Lane. Thunder Lane dodged his hat, as he blast Noteworthy back with his chia. They continued to punch and attack each other. Then Thunder Lane snapped Noteworthy's back leg bones and breaks some of Noteworthy's ribs.

"Will. That was easy." Thunder Lane said, as Noteworthy's head fell to the ground. Then two guards came down to the arena to take both combatants to the medical area.

"What? That's it? Come on! Give me one more fight!" Thunder Lane said, as a pony with a cybernetic front left leg and wing and a black cape came towards him.

"You want another fight? I'll give it to you." The stallion said as he pulled out a curved sword.

They both began fighting, as Thunder Lane continued to shoot blast of chia at the stallion. The stallion continued cutting Thunder Lane's back. Thunder Lane then punched the Stallion hard in the abdomen and knocked him down. Thunder Lane then broke the stallion's back ribs and snapped the stallion's spinal column.

"Damn, these powers are cool." Thunder Lane said, as the stallion fell to the ground. They both went to there dorms in the island.