Stuck in the Pony World

by MEO_TheBronyFanficWriter

Rating: everyone
Tags: Random
Length: 1125

Meet Mike, a guy who was knocked out by some chick, and now is in a place of talking technicolor equines. Will Mike survive the girliness of this place. I don't know

Mike, a teenage guy who was knocked out by some woman in a mask, and now he is in a place of talking technicolor equines(or in your language , ponies). Will Mike survive the sterotypi girliness of this place. I don't know

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-03-15 07:00:48 UTC

It All Begins

"No, Please no",   said a frightened guy. The guy ran and what followed the was a mysterious person with a mask to cover the person's identity.  " LEAVE ME ALONE!."  , shrieked the scared guy. After a few minutes of running the guy was held to a stop. "Aw crap, why'd I run into an alley with a dead end?" questioned the frightened guy ,"   Haven't horror movies taught me anything?" ".  Finally  the masked person found the guy.

"You gave quite the chase but I have finally caught up to you" ,said the masked person.

  "Huh?" asked the guy , " You sound like a lady, hey are you Tibitha st Ger..".  *SMACK*

  The women quick fully smacked the guy . faintly the women said" I am sorry but our kingdom needs you."   Then the woman carried the guy away.

    Several hours later the guy was left in a strange forest. Then comes a mysterious woman towards the fainted guy. "I swore I herd a passerby here ,and if the timber wolves are out".  the mysterious woman paused," that is the worst I fear"  .

  " Good ,she heard the noise ." ,said the masked woman,  "time to leave". The mysterious masked lady swiftly left.

  "What is this I see , I guess it means a party for Pinkie",   said the mysterious woman carrying the guy to her place of living. A few hours later the mysterious man awoke.

  " Oh god my head"   moaned the man while rubbing his aching head.

"Looks like its no joke its seems that you have finally awoke"  , said the mysterious woman.

  " huh?"  ,Questioned the guy. He rose his head and to his surprise , in front of him was a zebra with a Mohawk and neck rings. The guy stands there still , a few seconds later his brain finally had recognition on his surroundings   "OH GOD YOUR A TALKING ZEBRA!" exclaimed the guy with fear.

  "Oh my Celestia wow", the zebra sighed",   and you are a pony who is brown " .

    The guy stopped screaming into realization , the guy looked around his body."Woah I am a brown pony", whispered the guy, "now I wish I knew who I was".

  " My name is Zecora ,greetings", said Zecora. ,"now here drink this because you seem to have took a beating"  . Zecora handed him a cup filled with a green liquid.

   "I dunno it looks like diarrhea"  complained the guy. Zecora gave a menacing glare. The guy quickly drank up.

   Zecora risen up from  her seat and walked to a brown pack. "I must go do some chores" said Zecora, then she tossed a brown pack to the guy ,"and I believe this is yours". Zecora left her hut.

  "Hm , hey an ID card!", happily exclaimed the guy. ," okay I think that picture of the pony is me so my name is Mike Sha". Mike struggled pronouncing the last name . " Shuman?, Shaman?", stuttered Mike. "I'm going with Shaman", said Mike. " Cutie mark?' , questioned Mike. "I live in this place called", Mike paused ," Ponyville?" With curiosity Mike wondered out of Zecora's hut.

   As Mike wondered in the forest he sensed an icy glare targeted towards him. Mike tried his best to ignore the glare, then suddenly he heard a menacing growl. "He-hello? ", Mike stuttered in fear. Then in the bushes he saw two menacing bright yellow eyes. Walking ever so slowly, the the beast with the menacing bright yellow eyes targeted Mike as its next prey. " Okay, we have talking equines and wolves made out of sticks", Mike said, "What's next, a pony breaking the sound barrier?". As the wolf crept closer to Mike , a loud voice was yelled and echoed through the forest .

  " YEE HAW!",  the voiced chanted.

  "Wha?",  Mike questioned. Behind him was a bright orange pony with a cow boy hat. Mike froze in fear. "Aw man",  Mike thought,  " Now two things are after me". As the bright orange pony galloped faster toward Mike, the pony leaped over Mike , and tackled the wolf made out of sticks. The wolf broke into many pieces.

  "Come on partner " ,said the bright orange pony. Mike  and the bright orange pony ran off to an apple orchard with a bright red barn next to it.

  "You okay partner?" , asked the bright orange pony.

  "Y-yeah",   Mike stuttered.

" That's good, hey, y'all  aren't from around here aren't you?", questioned the orange pony.

  "I don't think so",  Mike replied.

  " Well in that case, howdy I'm Apple Jack", greeted Apple jack.

  "Well nice to meet you Apple Jack", greeted Mike while holding his hoof out.

  " um sugar cube", Apple Jack said confused," I'm over here ".

  Mike squinted trying to see Apple Jack  "Which one there are two of you?", Mike confusingly said.

Apple Jack started two tap her hoof, thinking Apple Jack thought of an idea. "Wait here", Apple Jack said. Apple Jack walked in her house that was located next to the barn. A few minutes later Apple Jack came out , in her hoof were a pair of big square glasses with a black frame. " Here try these on", Apple Jack. Mike took the glasses from Apple Jack's hoof, and placed them on his head.

  Mike, astonished by how clear the world was. "Thank you Apple Jack", Mike happily said. " but", Mike said with a confused looked on his face ,"Where did you get these glasses?".

" My lil' sister and her friends tried to get they're cutie marks by tryin' to make glasses for ponies , none of the glasses worked for anypony", Apple Jack replied.

"That's another thing, what's a cutie mark?" , asked Mike. Nothing was said, Apple Jack looked extremely confused.

  "Turn around", Apple Jack said.  Mike turned around , then in his surprised Apple Jack touched his flank. " That's a cutie mark", Apple Jack said annoyed. Mike looked back and where Apple Jack was pointing was a star wand on his flank.

"And what's a cutie mark do?", Mike asked .

  " It represents ya'll special talent, and it looks like ya special talent is magic", Apple Jack answered.

"Magic?", Mike questioned.

"Like levitation and all those magic-y thingamajigs", responded Apple Jack

"What am I, five?", Mike thought to himself

Then all of a sudden Apple Jack perked up "Hey I think you might like my friend, her name's Twilight Sparkle", Apple jack said happily." That reminds me, y'all never to me ya name", Apple Jack stated.

"Its Mike Shaman", answered Mike.

" Well come on now , let's go meet Twilight ", Apple Jack cheerfully said. Apple Jack and Mike decided to go see Twilight as both ponies walked along the dirt road