Jesus Christ, what the hell did I get myself into? Everything was all fine and dandy until I got sucked into another realm of existence! Now I am stuck here with these human like ponies in a place called Equestria. Seriously though I would not be surprised if I woke up in an alleyway drugged off my ass by some lucky thug that got the jump on me by stabbing me in the back with a needle and running off in the other direction leaving me to die!