Discord made a deal with Celestia, a certain deal that will bend the fate of Equestria for years to come.

He sends a man from a distant world to the land of ponies, so he may wreak glorious chaos upon the populaces of the world from behind a puppet.

Only this time, he slightly miscalculated.

A painstaking rewrite of Diaries of a Madman. I know exactly what I'm getting into.
This is just something I can use to pass the time, I'm not even sure I'll get that far into it.
Eh, I asked whatmustido for permission to do this, and he said that it's fine.

Also, I plan on keeping this teen rated, but I can't be certain how this will turn out. I'll either try my best to censor most of what goes on, or I'll change the rating later on. Thou hast been forewarned.