Well where should I begin? Oh I know...
Canterlot.
Home of the elite and the successful.
Capital city of Equestria and the home of Princess Celestia herself.
I grew up there and saw everything that the city had to offer.
I saw the Princess, her personal student, the tea parties, the casual get togethers in the parks, the elite schools, and everything else glamorous and deluding.
A fancy facade that was nice to gaze upon.
But when you see past this facade, you start to notice the deprived areas of the city, the overpriced goods in the stores, the general indifference of the elite towards the other ponies...
I had lived most of my life in the upper class and I never really questioned what was going on around myself.
It hurts to admit that I was the typical, stuck up, Canterlot snob.
"Honey, did you pack everything you need?" My mother asked with a bored expression on her face.
"Of course Mother, I even double checked my saddlebags to make sure," I answered with a similar expression.
It was the morning of the new term, and I sat in the dining hall across from my mother.
I had already finished my Breakfast, and was waiting for my Mother to finish.
"Lyra, darling, you simply have to stop wolfing down your meal, it is unbecoming for a lady to eat like a common Earthpony," she said as she took a small bite and chewed it thoroughly.
"Wait? eat like a common Earthpony,Lyra, you're making that up aren't you?" Bon Bon said, looking slightly irritated, "Your Mother is a tribalist?" Bon Bon stared at her marefriend who sat next to her.
Lyra rolled her eyes "Almost half of Canterlot is pretty biased when it comes to matters of your tribe. Some ponies just can't accept that we live in a time of equality. I mean just ask Tavi. Pegasi are somewhat accepted but Earthponies... should I continue or do you need another social studies lesson?"
Bon Bon smiled sheepishly "Sorry."
"Yes Mother," I said with resignation.
My Mother would always criticize how I behaved at the table, either I ate too fast or too slow, would use the wrong cutlery, or sat too slumped, or too stiff.
She always found something.
Nervously, I glanced towards the big hall clock.
"Mother, I am really sorry but I must excuse myself. Amethyst Star will be here to escort me to school in a few minutes."
"Oh dear, is it that late already? Of course Darling, have a nice day at school," My mother said, smiling patronizingly.
I left my chair and gracefully left the Dining hall.
After I slowly closed the doors behind me I started to run towards my room.
Our Manor wasn't very big, but the Dining Room was on the complete other side of the house. Every morning my mother took her sweet time and I had to run, to get my stuff in time.
I ran past Daddy's office and almost tackled Service Ladder who had walked out of the Library.
"Sorry Servi, I'm late," I shouted while running towards my room.
"Miss Lyra, please refrain from running inside the house," I could hear him shouting, while my door closed behind me.
I grabbed my saddlebags from my desk and hurriedly slipped them on.
Again I ran with a breakneck speed through the corridors of our manor towards the main entrance.
The doorbell sounded as I reached the hall.
I stopped and took a deep breath, then I walked towards the door somewhat gracefully, and used my magic to open the smaller servants entrance on the side. Hastily, I stepped outside and greeted Star with a smile.
Amethyst Star smiled slyly "Good morning, Lyra."
"Morning, Star, sorry for being late, you know how my mother is, always taking her time," I replied.
"Never mind darling, I just arrived here myself," Star was one of my oldest friends. She was smart, gentle, beautiful, well behaved and a better lady than I could ever be.
Even my mother liked her... and my mother usually despised everypony.
I wasn't even sure if my mother liked me some times...
Star flashed me one of her smiles that made my knees feel like they were made out of butter and said,
"We should be on our way, being late on the first day makes a terrible first impression."
I really didn't know why I acted like that every time Star was near me...
I felt incredible, my knees were filled with butter, my stomach was filled with bees, and my mind slipped from everything.
At first I thought it was a sign that Star was my bestest friend of all...but was it really that simple?
The year before, I was busy finding my special talent and all that stuff.
It was a great disruption.
I was so preoccupied with looking for my cutie mark, that I was able to talk normally to her.
Now I trotted alongside her and couldn't even take my eyes off her.
"Wait I know Star. You used to have a thing for her? I mean she still has this high class thing going?" Interrupted Bon bon, Lyra's Story again.
"Bonnie, do you want me to tell the story?" asked Lyra with a voice dripping with sarcasm.
"Sorry..."
"Lyra are you listening?" I must have zoned out because Star looked at me expectantly.
"Eep. Eh he he sorry Star." I sheepishly apologised.
She mustered me with a worried face "Lyra? What is bothering you? "
"Am I that obvious?" I asked.
"Pretty much, yeah. I mean at least for me. You usually wouldn't stop talking about your ... what were they called? Apetaurs?"
"HUMANS they are called HUMANS"
She rolled her eyes. "Yeah those."
"Star…,” I start,
“The last few days, I feel like every time I look at you like...
I don't know...
Breaking out in a song? Or something like that...
it's hard to explain...
I never felt like that before but ..." I stumbled over my own tongue.
It was weird...
how could I be such a foal? When I uttered the words I knew them to be true.
"Lyra... are you trying to say what I think you want to say?" She asked with a neutral expression.
I shrugged wordlessly "Don't know, I really have no idea what I'm trying to say myself," I said trying to deceive myself, but I knew it was futile.
"Lyra ... it sounds as if you want to say that you love me," she said, as she reached the same conclusion as I did.
"Of course I love you, I mean, you're like my bestest friend ever." I said unconvincingly.
"Lyra I'm being serious here, it doesn't sound like you love me like a friend," she said in a serious tone.
"I have no idea...
maybe...
what if I don’t..." I asked with a feeling of impending doom.
I could see the fear in Stars eyes "Lyra, please tell me you aren't one of these fillyfoolers."
"A what now?" I never heard about these things before. I mean I never really considered a mare as a possible mate. In every story on these things, it was always a mare and a stallion, never a mare and a mare.
"Never talk to me again, you dirty fillyfooler!" she yelled, running off, leaving me behind.
"That’s a pretty harsh reaction if you ask me…," stated Bon Bon with an slightly enraged expression in her eyes.
But Lyra only shrugged and said
"That wasn't really the bad part, what really hurt was after that..."
It was the last time in years that we talked... even worse, after a week everypony in school knew about my feelings for her and my life turned into a living hell.
In my second year of school, a year later, I was an outcast nopony in school talked to.
They burned my books, spit inside my saddlebags, and shot spit balls at me.
Every day I felt like crying, every day was painful, almost every day I wondered, if I would jump from one of the towers would there be anypony attending my funeral?
Even my mother stopped talking to me after hearing the rumors about me being a fillyfooler. She never asked me if it were the truth or something similar, she just stopped talking to me.
Once again I sat alone in the courtyard and wondered how much would it hurt to jump off of the moontower.
"Hey mind if I take a seat?" A voice asked.
"No it's okay, I wasn't hungry anyway." A white unicorn with a electric blue mane seated herself across from me.
I was about to take my stuff and leave but she held my bag in her magic "Woah, easy there you don't have to leave ya know."
"Please just don't talk to me Vinyl." I said while trying to free my bag out of her magic.
"Hey awesome, you already know who I am, cool trick." She smiled warmly and started to open her Saddlebags to pull out her lunch.
"Of course I know who you are. You're the prodigy who aced every music related exam and was directly allowed to skip a year."
"Wait Vinyl and acing an exam? Are we talking about the same pony?"
"Pretty cool huh?" she flashed me a smug smile.
"So? What would a prodigy want from me?" I asked carefully.
"I saw you sitting here all alone and sad by yourself and stuff, so I thought I could at least ask you what's going on? Need anything? Did you had a bad day?" She flashed me a sincere smile, and for a moment I felt like a normal pony not some weird outcast. The feeling didn’t last long.
“You there, newby, you shouldn't talk with her,” a sophisticated voice said from behind me. It was Octavia, she stood indecisively next to our table and tried to offer Vinyl a seat at her table.
“Why not?” Vinyl asked in a friendly tone.
"She’s one of those fillyfoolers, when ponies see you're talking to her they could think you're one of them."
Vinyl kept silent for a moment, she started to muse over Octavia from mane to hoof, then she stood up and walked around the table to stand in front of her.
"These dirty fillyfooler are an eyesore and if I must say they're simply ...eep?" her rant was stopped as Vinyl snuggled against the grey mare, looked her deep in the eyes, and I'll never forget the words she said back then,
"Hey there, I'm Vinyl Scratch and for such an uptight bitch, you have a really nice flank." Then she kissed her.
A wide range of emotions could be seen on Octavia's face. At first surprise and disgust. Then surprise again, followed by pleasure.
When Vinyl finally let go of Octavia, she said, "And yeah, I'm also a dirty fillyfooler should sompony have a problem with that, he or she should come to me and get his share," she declared confidently.
Nopony dared to say anything until Octavia hurried away from us with a bright red face and a surprisingly goofy smile on her face.
"So let's start again... I'm Vinyl, what's up?"
Bon Bon couldn't contain her laughter, "She really called Tavi an uptight bitch? That's hilarious."
"Harpo stop it, I have no idea if prince Blueblood swings that way," It was about a year and a half later. We were hanging out like we always did after school.
Harpo had joined our clique about half a year after I meet Vinyl.
"Come on Vinyl usually you have a pretty good eye for these kinda things," He said in a friendly manner.
"So what am I supposed to do? Walk down the street and point at everypony and declare STRAIGHT, QUEER, STRAIGHT, STRAIGHT, *OH MY SWEET CELESTIA! WHAT A PERVERT!*" She shouted out and pointed at random ponies with each word.
"Not at all but at least you could help me out.
The last guy I made my moves on wasn't into stallions at all and the guy before him neither.
At least warn me when I try to land by a straight guy," He said, giving her the big filly eyes.
"But Harpo it's so funny to see how you're always picking the straight friend," Vinyl counterattacked with her own filly eyes
"Straight friend?" Harpo asked in a confused tone
"Eyup" Vinyl said with a smug grin.
"You mean like Lyra here?" He said while poking his hoof at my flank
What I did then wasn't ladylike… at all.
"What? Why do you think Lyra is straight?" She asked the Stallion, who was now laying on the floor rubbing his red glowing cheek.
"Because she never tries anything." He mumbled while still holding his cheek.
"Nothing I couldn't understand, I mean, after her first innocent move on Amethyst," Vinyl shoot a venomous glare around the yard to see if said mare would do her the favor to just randomly pop up or something similar.
"That was years ago I mean she has to move on someday," Harpo said, as sensitive as a sledgehammer to the face.
"Could you two please stop talking as if I weren't here?" I tried to take part in the conversation.
"Don't listen to, Mr.I couldn't find a date even if my life depended on it," Vinyl cooed like a mother who was trying to calm a crotchety foal.
"Vinyl please stop bullying harpo, and Harpo leave Lyra alone," Interrupted Octavia.
"Please Tavi, just a little bit, I mean Harpo managed to hit on the only straight stallion in the club," Vinyl tried to explain.
"I know Vinyl, we were all there, and it wasn't half as funny as you seem to think that it was," She shot down Vinyls argument without even batting an eye.
Octavia at first hated Vinyl but every time the two would meet Vinyl would kiss her, hit on her, or similar stuff.
After a year the two were found mid intercourse in the bio lab.
"NU UH!" Bon Bon stared flabbergasted at Lyra.
"Eeyup was a really funny scandal. I mean they were even featured in our school newspaper. Vinyl even singed a few issues and Tavi destroyed as many as she could. Vinyl still has one issue hidden in her dubtrott collection."
It was pretty much the same every day the two wouldn't stop bickering at each other. May it be about music, art, politics, homework, rules or something like that.
After they were done bickering the two would love each other. Well, they still do that.
"Lyra if you would like, I know somepony who could be interested." I didn't give it much thought when Vinyl said this.
"Sure, as long as she wouldn't make me the laughing stock of the entire school," I said with a shrug, not really expecting anything of it.
"Nah Sugarflanks is cool." She said with a sly smile.
"Sugarflanks?" Bon Bon said with a hint of anger lingering in her voice
"Hey, don't blame me. It was how she described you ....even if she was right." Lyra said in a sultry voice
"Then we have a deal. By the way you'll have to help me drag Tavi along."
"What?" Octavia looked up from the sheet music she was studying.
"I've just decided that Tavi has to meet Neon," Vinyl said with a proud voice.
"Who is Neon?" We all asked
"My older brother, he's a cool dude you'll see. He mixes one of the most radical Club mixes you could imagine.
Did I seriously never tell you about my family? We’ve known each other for how long? Two years and I never mentioned my brother...
Wow talking about being a bad sister."
"Vinyl I really would apreciate if you would at least ask me if I want to meet your brother," Tavi tried to reason with her
"Of course you want to, I mean you're the future Mrs.Tavi Scratch" Vinyl said matter-of-factly.
"Vinyl, making me feel embarrassed will only work...
wait did you just propose to me?" Tavi blinked confused
Vinyl grinned coyly, "Maybe."
"Vinyl, you will at least have to do this properly," Tavi sighed, giving up.
A few weeks later, Vinyl roped Tavi and me in, and dragged us towards the Train station.
And when I say she roped us in, I mean it literally.
Do not underestimate her, she is really good with a lasso.
"Oh this is gonna be so cool, I can't wait till we get home" she said with a big smug grin on her face, while dragging us inside the train.
"Vinyl, I understand that you're fired up, and that you're excited to come home after all this time, but is it really necessary to keep us constrained all the time?" Tavi asked with resignation written all over her face.
Vinyl snickered and blew Tavi a raspberry,
"Sorry, Tavi, honey, but as long as there is the risk of flight, I will keep those ropes where they are," Vinyl grinned and took off her glasses.
"And why is Lyra also constrained?" Tavi asked, but was answered with a puzzled look from Vinyl,
"Why not?" she simply answered.
"Why do I even have to come along?" I asked with a hint of anger lingering in my voice... At least I hope that it sounded like that.
"To meet Sugarflanks, DUH!" she made a goofy face.
"Wait Sugarflanks really exists? I thought you were joking," I asked surprised.
"Why would I joke about such things?" she said with a faked look of being hurt.
"Vinyl that will never work out," I said, while massaging my temples.
"Why not?" she shot back and for a moment I was at a loss for words.
"Hook ups never work out in the end," I finally answered without looking her in the eyes.
"Oho! Are you speaking from experience?" Vinyl grinned deviously.
"No ... not really," suddenly the flooring of the train car seemed really interesting.
"Look Lyra you are the reason for Tavi and me to even start talking so I owe you one, therefore I, introduce you, to Sugarflanks and we're even."
"And if it doesn’t work out?" I finally asked.
"Lyra calm down you will like Bonnie, she's totally adorable. Also she is totally your type," Vinyls smile was now filled with care and sympathy.
"And how do you know what kind of mares I like? And who is Bonnie? I thought you wanted me to meet Sugarflanks?.
"Eh, he he he yeeah, don't call her that or she will never speak to either of us again, and when she never speaks to me again, I will lose my favorite sweet drops dealer, and I swear to Celestia's mareparts I WILL END YOU!"
"That is all I am for her? A sweet drops dealer?!"
"She is one of the top Sweets makers in Ponyville even Pinkie Pie has a hard time keeping up with her."
"Pinkie who now?" Oh boy, I will never forget my first meeting with Pinkie a few weeks later... that trombone through your head really hurts... but the cake was good.
"You’ll meet her sooner or later," she answered evasively.
"What? ..." I asked confused.
"She's kinda like the unofficial Ponyville greeting committee."
"Oooookey?" I said still none the wiser.
"Vinyl the train is moving and the next stop is Ponyville, I don't think that you need to keep us constrained any longer," Octavia said while she tried to wiggle herself free.
"Nice try Tavi, but I think I do rather enjoy seeing you all bound n’stuff. I think I’ll keep the ropes where they are."
"VINYL! NOW!"we both shouted.
Ponyville was an absolute culture shock, I had never been outside of Canterlot ... well except the vacations in Manehatten and Las Pegasus with my Dad visiting the walk of fame and the studios in trottingwood... Ah sorry I wander from one topic to another.
Like I've said I was a real citymare, the unpaved roads, the small buildings the small marketplace... everything seemed so ...primitive.
It was my first morning in Ponyville and Vinyls guest bed, that's what she called the couch in the livingroom, was way to hard to sleep halfway comfortably.
Let's just say I didn't sleep well and my mood was subnormal.
Vinyl, her brother Neon, Tavi, and I, were all sitting at the breakfast table and I munched wordlessly on my sandwich.
I have to admit that I wasn't really paying any attention to what was going on around me.
It was the usual, Tavi and Vinyl were bickering over the usual classic and dubtrott thing, and Neon was a little hungover and sleep deprived.
He had just returned from a gig in Trottingham, and just wanted to have a coffee and then go to bed.
Tavi and Vinyl were still bickering when Vinyl grabbed Tavi and pulled her into the livingroom.
"Whoa, are they always like that?" Neon asked puzzled.
I glanced at the door where I could still hear the two quarreling.
"Yeah they're always like that," I said with a slight shrug.
"Wow, you must really love my sister when you're willing to put up with that," He said with a compassionate tone.
"Wait you think Vinyl and I are...?" In that moment the bickering stopped and the moaning started.
"Just for the record, Vinyl is cool and stuff but I think that only Tavi is able to keep up with Vinyl."
I walked towards the door to the living room.
By the sounds coming through the door I knew that the couch could now only be cleaned by flames "Great ....just great!" I ranted while leaving the kitchen via the terrace door. Leaving a confused Neon standing in the kitchen.
I walked around the neighborhood just to keep myself busy. All my stuff was still in my saddlebags next to Vinyls guest bed and even when I had already walked in on the two a couple of times, I couldn’t do anything about it, considering the fact that the two would ravish each other wherever they felt like it.
I think we could consider ourselves lucky they didn't just do it on the table.
I didn't feel any need to do it willingly.
As I walked the streets of the residential neighborhood I started to notice a subliminal sweet scent.
Something kept pulling me toward the market district where the scent split up, The savory scent of pastry came from the west, and the sweet sugary scent of confectioneries came from the south end of the place.
The latter scent had an interesting note and I was curious what exactly it was I was smelling.
A small candy store was emitting the scent.
When I entered the shop I was greeted by a chipper, red maned Filly with purple-coloured glasses.
"Hey. Welcome, whacht chan I do for cha? looking for someching special? We've got it all:
Chocolate bars, sour drops, sweet drops, candy canes, peppermint canes, Jawbreakers, Licorice in many variations, Nougat, My Aunt, Jelly Beans, Jelly Babies, Bubble Gum, Marshmallows, Gummy Noodles, Gummy Peaches...."
'wait, what did she just say?' I thought "Wait, wait, wait, what was that?" I asked flabbergasted.
"Gummy noodles?"
"Not that one, before that."
"Jelly Beans, Jelly Babies, Bubble Gum, Marshmallows...?" she repeated
"The one before that."
"Which part exactly do you mean?" she asked with a devious smile.
"The 'My Aunt' part."
"I have no idea what you're talking about,” she said with a innocent smile,
"But when you want to speak with her, I can call her."
"No I don't think that would be necessary..."
"AUNTIE!" the little one shouted on the top of her lungs and rushed upstairs.
After a few seconds the door behind the counter opened and one of the most beautiful mares I ever laid eyes on, stepped through the door.
"What is it Twist?" for a few seconds we eyed each other and I thought, 'screw that mare Vinyl wanted me to meet, this is just…
"Stop it Lyra, please." Bon Bon said with her face blushed Lyra was also beet-red
"It's pretty embarrassing, but that was what I felt in that moment. I mean if I would have used my brain I could at least guess that Ponyville wouldn't have two candy shops, and that the shop was in Vinyl’s neighbourhood but I couldn't take my eyes off of you ... Celestia must I sound mushy."
"I think you're sweet Lyly."
"Oh you're that friend of Vinyl, right?" The beautiful mare asked.
"Ahem, err yes, yes! I am a friend of Vinyl." 'smooth, Lyra, real smooth' I thought while the beautiful mare slowly stepped around the counter.
She smiled at me with one of the most beautiful, bashful, smiles I've ever seen.
"What can I do for your sophisticated taste buds, Mrs. Canterlot?"
"Wait how did you knew that I'm from Canterlot?" I asked completely dumbfounded
"You are Lyra Heartstrings aren't you," She asked, frowning.
"Yeah, but how did you know that?"
"It was pretty easy after..." she turned around and rummaged a few moments under the counter.
While she did this I could get a really good view of her flank, perfectly shaped with three finely wrapped bonbons depicted on it.
"Wait, you're Sugarflanks?!" I blurted out.
"Let me guess, Vinyl didn't show you the picture," she stated matter of factly.
"What picture?" The mare showed me a picture of our usual group taken by Harpo, who was absent on the picture, Vinyl and Tavi were heavily making out and I just stood there smiling for the camera trying to ignore the two ponies who tried to find out whose tongue could go deeper into the others mouth.
"Vinyl had a picture of you?” I asked before continuing, “I hadn't any Idea who it was I was supposed to meet, why didn't she tell me? Had I known that you two exchanged pictures I would have selected a better picture," I said, levitating the picture with my magic to get a better view.
"This was a few weeks after Tavi and Vinyl found each other... how long have you had this?"
"About half a year or so."
"I only heard about you, two weeks ago. How long has Vinyl been shipping us for?" I asked.
"She started writing about you during the last year." Bon Bon responded.
"That reminds me, I still haven't paid Vinyl back for this. Do me a favor Bonnie, remind me to do something for her." I said to Bon Bon.
“Lyra, No. No more playing pranks on our friends, you know what happened last time right?"
"Who was talking about playing pranks? I meant I still haven't thanked her enough for hooking us up."
We talked about everything and nothing, getting to know each other a little more. After about three hours had passed I finally left the store, with a totally different mood than the one I had when I entered the store.
After dinner it was Vinyl who insisted, "We're going to go meet Sugarflanks now, come on." she said, dragged me and Octavia all the Way to Berry's Punch bar where I saw the sweet cream colored mare sitting there all alone, waiting for us.
The bar itself was filled to the brim and Vinyl smiled smugly, "Let's see if I'm correct when I think you two are destined for each other. One of these Ponies is Sugarflanks, find her."
"Vinyl she doesn't know anything about her, that's really unfair of you," Octavia scolded.
"Nah, it's cool I just have this idea that the two are the perfect match for each other, and I just wanted to see if she could find her without knowing who it is she's..... dear Celestia that was fast."
I had already sat beside Bon Bon and ordered a hard cider.
"Then how did you know that the two talked exactly this?" Bon Bon asked Lyra with a confused expression on her face.
"I didn't, but it would totally awesome if I got it right."
"Woah Lyra how did you know that this is Bon Bon?" asked Vinyl after taking her seat across from Bon Bon.
Now it was myself who smiled smugly, "Easy, She is the only one here with a candy themed cutiemark and second we already meet this morning while you and Tavi had sex on my guest bed."
Tavi blushed like crazy and Vinyl looked dumbfounded "What do you mean it was only the couch... where you've to sleep ...like ...tonight... oh, he he... sorry?"
Our drinks came and we had a really fun evening. Bonnie and I talked a lot that evening and the Cider kept flowing... the last thing I can remember is, the two of us sitting together, busy finding out who could bury their tongues deeper in the others mouth.
The next Morning I had a really bad hangover. The sun was way to bright and the birds were singing way to loud. I slowly opened my eyes and felt a short bolt of pain flash through my entire body. Slowly I started to notice that this wasn't Vinyl’s living room
I sat up and regretted it instantly.
It was a living room but not Vinyls.
"Good Morning. I hope my couch was acceptable?" Bon Bon said, entered the room from upstairs.
"Never slept this good my entire life," I said, honest to Celestia
"Good to hear, wanna grab something for breakfast?"
"Marry me," I said half in jest.
"Maybe when we get to know each other better," she laughed
A small filly interrupted our little banter"I KNEW IT!" she screamed on top of her small lungs, we both winced in pain.
"Twist could you please turn it down a little? We had a pretty long night... just ....please no more shouting." beautiful, and a way with fillies, I grinned like a total idiot.
The morning progressed slowly and after breakfast we leisurely walked over to Vinyl’s place.
A pretty unnerved Neon sat under the kitchen table.
"Hey Neon, everything okay?" I asked.
A loud moaning filled the kitchen and Neon pointed towards the stair set "Those two have been at it since they came back this night. I can't believe this. I know things about my sister I never wanted to know."
He smacked his head on the floor in a desperate attempt to oversound the audile moans.
"I can't believe this, I used to think fillyfoolers are hot." he groaned
"OH MY SWEET CELESTIA, TAVI, THAT'S IT, YEAH, DON'T STOP!"
"GIVE ME BACK MY INNOCENT CLOPPING FANTASIES!"
He shouted in the direction of the stairs.
A few minutes of silence later. Tavi and Vinyl entered the kitchen via the stairs. "Hey Neon. Bro, what's up? Why are you shouting like that?"
"Could you please turn down your volume while you're at it?"
"Why?"
"Because I can hear everything, you know, I KNOW STUFF ABOUT MY LITTLE SISTER I NEVER WANTED TO KNOW, LIKE EVER!"
"Sheesh Bro, chill, it isn't that bad," Vinyl said, trying to play down the affair.
"Should we come back later?" I asked politely "And for the record Vinyl, It is that bad," I added with a smug smile.
"Hey you two lovebirds, how was your night?" she asked me and Bon Bon while Tavi hid her face behind the newspaper.
"Not bad, Bonnie's couch is really comfortable ... and nopony had intercourse on it, while I was in the room next door," I said with a look of reproach towards Vinyl.
"You slept on her couch?" she asked bewildered.
"Of course." I said matter of factly.
"You two were making out harder than the two of us, I thought you two would ..."
"Vinyl not everypony is as..."
"Do you really have to repeat all the bickering? I mean I was right there next to you?" Bon Bon asked slightly confused
"Oh, sorry, I really like this part" Lyra smiled a goofy grin.
"Ok. I'll just jump to the part where we parted for the first time okay?"
"Well nothing really happens after your ... first night over. Just the usual bickering and you were just visiting for one weekend."
I stood with my lower body half inside the train and with my frontside on the platform Tavi and Vinyl tried to pull me inside while I just stood there and wanted to continue gazing inside your eyes. finally I was inside the train and the doors closed before my eyes.
"Hey lovebird, when I’m finally done you can come with me next weekend again. If you want to?" asked Vinyl next to me.
I wordlessly took my seat and looked out of the window to get my last view on the small city where the sweetest of all mares lived.
"Yo, Lyra, You okay?"
"I'm fine Vinyl... I'm better than fine..."
"Let me just tell you that, if you should break Bon Bons heart, I definitely will find you wherever you'll try to hide and I'll hurt you. I mean I'll hurt you a lot. I'll hurt you enough that you would think that killing you, would be merciful. But I won't kill you. I'll..." She sprouted a full load of the 'Break her heart and I break your legs' stuff you often hear.
I have to admit my brain was still on the train station in Ponyville and my body just sat there traveling towards my hometown.
The next week was one of the longest of my life.
"... And that's the story of how I first meet the sweetest, kindest, and..."
"Stop it Lyly, you're exaggerating"
"Nope, I mean every word I say."
A short moment of silence filled the living room as Lyra and Bon Bon just sat there on the couch looking in each other's eyes. Finally a question broke the blissful silence.
"I'm tired Bonnie, wanna head to bed early?"
