Molly was A Good Girlby RemedyfortheheartChaptersMy Girl's, A Hot Girl!And The Reason is You!Just the Girl I'm Looking ForYou Look Wonderful Tonight.My Girl's, A Hot Girl!We all the know the story. A letter here and a letter there. More lessons about friendship and such. Twilight and her daring five friends having gone through their travels helping the land of Equestria grow and find harmony. The works of her kingdom that usually was far from the grasps of leadership that held Equestria together. From behind the scenes our beloved Princess Celestia takes her own stage. Working on a bit of her magic. Most of it not dealing with her horn or actually magic. While things played out n her kingdom Celestia, or Molestia as she had been called from time to time, was propped along her bed watching he favorite show. A wide smile filling her lips as she laid along her belly giggling at what was taking place right before her. That cute gesture she always did where Celestia tried hiding her smug smile with her teeth biting down along her lips. Her hoof placed near her smile hiding the joy she was feeling from watching her "program". "Tia!" The door to Celestia's door opened wide as an angry blue Alicorn strolled in uninvited. Her hoof placed along the door as she had shoved it open. Absolutely furious about something. Behind her was a giant yellow phallic object that could easily match the blue Alicorn's size. The fruit was floating along the ground in a blue aura. Trailing behind the possessor of the magical display. "Hello, Luna! Come to join the fun?" Celestia narrowed her eyes at her sister. Lowering her guard at even attempting to hide her smirking lips. "Why is this exactly in MY room?" Luna demanded shoving the front end of the banana right to her side to tug at the brown tip showing Celestia's favorite toy that didn't belong with Luna. "I don't have room for it." Celestia began. Giving no concern for Luna's personal space or her frustrations on the giant swag item taking so much room. "What are you talking about?! You have tons of room!" "No I don't" Called out Celestia. "Whoa...Who's giant banana." Twilight's voice popped out of nowhere. "The GREAT and POWERFUL Trixie demands to know if this piece of fruit will be part of the show?" Trixie added in as well. Out of Luna's sight but nearby. Further inside of Celestia's room. Luna's expression dropepd as she opened the door the rest of the way. Revealing what exactly was taking place in Celestia's room. Behind the cracked door. A tangle of blue and purple were laying there in lingerie. Twilight raising her head up at Luna while Trixie looked under from Twilight's legs. All three busy ponies now staring at the unexpected visitor. Luna's eyes bugging out as she closed the door quickly pushing that banana out. "Never mind!" Luna screamed out with a swing of the door closing shut. Panting against the doorway she could feel herself sweating from interrupting her sister in her private play. "What the hell was that!?" Luna thought to herself as she glared at the menacing banana. "Now. How do I get rid of you so I can play on the Wii U I just got! Ugh! It came in today and I can't even play it! RAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!" In her frustration Luna setting the fruit down along the open hallway. A slight whisper in the walls coming into her ears as Celestia's voice rang out. "Oooo! Looks like somepony else came too! Hee hee!" The wall taunted her as the three mares in Celestia's quarters could hear her yell out in the open. Luna slamming her hoof down along the stone ground. A guard coming by hearing Luna shout out. Thinking she was in distress. Rushing quickly to Luna's side the white guard clad in golden armor looked at Luna and then to the giant fruit piece. Almost losing his resolve by just not anticipating there to be something so out of place. "Uh....Why's there...." He shook his head furious and came back to the task at hand. "What's the matter Princess?" The guard asked Luna looking her over for any scraps or bruises. For all he knew that large heavy looking prop was used to ambush the moon goddess. Luna could barely contain her patience for the amount of idiocy going on currently. It was his job, but this whole scene was just too silly for Luna to bare. She could feel her foreleg coming up to her face and wiping it trying to also wipe away the shame and irritation taking place within her mind. Something clicked with her head and she looked at the guard replying back finally amongst her silence. "Actually there is something you can do to help me, Sir Guard." Luna grinned trying to look as cute as she could. "Yeah get a mop! If she's like me she made a mess!" Celestia called out from her thin wall. Making Luna smack the doorway she was right next too. Three sets of giggles came from the other side of the wall. Cracking up at Luna. "Ignore that. Now, AHEM! I need you to take care of this." Luna mentioned with a tilt of her head at the large banana. Taking her leave passing the guard who was trying to comprehend why this task was so important. Confused on what exactly was going on. "But Princess! What should I even do with this thing?" The guard said outstretching his leg out towards the Princess who had already turned her back towards the guard. Off to play her new game. Luna simply waved her wing back at the questioning guard. "Take care of it!" Luna gave her last order. Turning along a corner and leaving the yellow giant with the golden guard. The poor colt looked up at the towering fruit. "Do I refrigerate this thing?" He asked the open air as if somepony would reply back. His hoof tapping on the surface of the swag banana. Author's Note This is a small passage to try to bring out those same feelings we had gotten reading Moly's blog site. Truth be told. I would end up coming home from work. Tired and frustrated I would go to her blog and just find that my day could be turned around so quickly from reading a couple of blogs from our beloved Princess. So I want others to feel like that again. Hopefully I did it right.Be sure to let me know how I can improve this story. If you want clop material let me know so I can do a chapters on it. Or completely make a new story. And The Reason is You!The day continued out with Celestia finishing her "television program" wiping her hooves clean from the naughty fun that had been had in her room. Her two loyal subjects had yet to even please their sexy princess as they were so eager to. Celestia denying them any sort of sensual attention other than her touching hooves. Twilight being as perky and soft as ever. Against the ever limber Trixie. The tangle mess along her floor was worth watching as Trixie and Twilight had grew close under Celestia's influence. Molly wiped her hooves dry on a towel and exited out of her bathroom. No intentions in returning to her room as she wanted to keep those panting pair of partners waiting for her return. Testing their obedience. They would surely jump the Princess when and if she would finally have gotten back to them. Celestia wandered the hallways. With something drawing her to Luna's room. The loud sounds of a game being played as lights flashed from underneath her doorway. "Oooo! Luna must have gotten a new game!" Celestia shouted out in glee. Unable to hold herself back as she knocked on the door. In a teasing singsong manner. "Ooooohhh Lu-!" "Go away!" Luna replied cutting off the voice who was introducing herself. Grunts of effort following after as she continued on her game console. Celestia frowned and opened the door up anyways. Without Luna's permission. "What cha playing?" Celestia was acting cute in her greetings to her sister. Luna was settled over her gaming couch. Her tongue sticking out as she was deeply focused on her game. "None of your beeswax! Weren't you getting, oh I don't what's the word? 'Swanky!' With your two faithful subjects?" Luna said pausing her game and doing air quotation marks with her hooves. Celestia giggled softly taking a seat next to her grumbling sister. A graceful plop of her plot and Celestia was right by Luna's side. Luna knowing that her arguments or any type of way to steer her sister out of her personal bubble wasn't going to work at this point. She had always done this to Luna whenever she was bored. Though how can Luna blame her. She was just trying to make up for the thousand year gap of them being apart. The centuries working on Celestia's mind in a very strange way to her current mental state as of the present day. Luna tapped on her controller. Causing the screen to light back up and the loud sounds to resume ringing into the air. Celestia watching in silence as her lips puckered up in awe of the new game. Watching as the tiny man along the screen was jumping to and fro from platform to platform. "Who's that?" Celestia asked pressing her face close to Luna's. The two sisters sitting cheek to cheek. While Celestia had no problems with touching other ponies, Luna did. Luna huffed out and pushed her sister away by her shoulder. "I can't believe my own sister doesn't even know who Mario is!" Luna had to pause the game. Ready to go on a rant on how unsavy Celestia was with Luna's hobby. "And I've been gone for a thousand years! You should have no excuse!" Luna began. Celestia giggled and taped her sister on her nose. Getting quite the reaction as Luna was cut off. The blue mare covering her nose as she blushed completely confused. On what just happened and why. "Oh come on! Of course I know who Mario is. Everypony knows who's Mario." Celestia began hugging her sister by her shoulder and unpausing the game for her. Luna jumped trying to save the content of her game. Returning to play quite in an unexpected rush of her limbs catching her controller. Luna's video game character hopped over a block and jumped into a round clock. Giving herself some time back. Luna sighing out as she returned to her game. Having to use her hooves for some precision gameplay. Celestia puckered her lips in awe, yet again. A long silent exhale of her curiosity peeked out as Celestia had never seen this type of game featuring Mario before. "Did you see that?! The dude must of ate a bunch of ridiculous shrooms to wear that and still win at everything! Oh how I wished that worked in reality." Celestia sighed out laying back along the couch. Indicating how Mario was wearing a cat suit. Jumping from place to place as Luna had triple jumped several enemies in one go. "What?" Luna said turning her head away from the screen. Staring at her sister for a couple of seconds. Questioning what she had just said and admitted to at the same time. how did she know what drugs could affect a pony in such a way? The game sounding off as Luna lost her catsuit from a rolling obstacle. Fell off of a platform and into another enemy making her character go to a miniature state. "Hey!" Luna returned to her game as Celestia sighed out now bored and craving for something else to keep her occupied. "Well. Smell ya later Luna! Speaking of which." Celestia stood up onto her legs and was about to leave her sister alone. Until she changed her mind and did one more thing to her annoyed sister. Tia got really close to Luna and sniffed loudly along her neck. Taking in the scent of her little sister. Sniffing loudly enough to freak Luna out. The creepy gesture made Luna back all the way to the corner of her couch. Leaving Tia to giggle as she trotted out of Luna's room as Luna's character died. Sounds indicating that the game was left one and the character had suffered another blow ending her game. Luna returning to her game quickly picking up her controller as she heard that sound that indicated gameover. "What? No! Nooo! Why?!" Luna yelped out trying to stop what was already done. Having to redo the stage over again. Tia closing the door behind her with a yellow glow on it's handle. Licking her lips at what other games were awaiting her. Meanwhile we join our hero Swag Banana on it's epic tales of misfortune. A white stallion was sitting by the bar which was built as a relaxation spot for the the company of guards to relax and enjoy themselves while remaining fairly close to the two Princesses in case of emergency. The particular stallion had a large banana propped over his backside over his golden armor. Only he knew the reasons as to why he had brought such a ridiculous thing to the bar. He was sitting there drinking trying to ease his mind from the the stress of today. Each guard that was off duty now was staring at the banana bearing colt. Even the bartender who was hiding in his corner of his bar was trying to make himself invisible to the strange looking guard. His job was to sling drinks not insults at the trained large stallions meant to protect royalty. A grey stallion dared to take a seat with the banana guard. Plopping his flank along the nearby chair. Having to scoot down another chair over thanks to the large size of the prop along his backside. The grey colt slid his helmet off and laid it along the bar. "What's with the banana, Steelbeat?" The grey stallion started, addressing his friend. "I'm on orders." Steelbeat said swirling his mug in his hoof before taking a deep swig of it's contents. "Yeah.....everypony is wondering 'what kind of orders' is making you hug a banana that has the word 'swag' labeled across it." The room was quiet. Which made the conversation taking place actually much louder than it needed to be. Several guards laughing at the mention of Steelbeat hugging the large phallic thing constantly. This wasn't going to go well with the rest of their company. "Look, Asher! I'm on special assignment, by order of Princess Luna, to take care of this sacred artifact." Steelbeat said trying to turn the floating rumors around from him " addicted to hugging giant fruit" to "protecting a sacred item". It wasn't fooling anypony. It was too dumb to even consider having a giant banana as a sacred artifact. "Dude. It's a-" Proving his point. Steelbeat already knew full well what was going to come out of his lips. "I know it's a BANANA!" Steelbeat said just ignoring his friend and drinking more of his fill. Blushing brightly at his failed attempt to somehow make this situation look any less stupid. Just the Girl I'm Looking ForCelestia roamed the halls looking for something else to occupy her mind. Making her way to the main gala room. It was a large ballroom that held many fancy parties and get-togethers. Celestia could hear her faint hoofsteps echoing out into the open, as the whole wide room came into view. Every corner of the empty ballroom was in sight now. The open floor was just grand in it's scale and size. Easily able to intimidate a pony for it's magnificent stature. Tia's gaze ran over to the other side of the room. Where two maids were maintaining the cleanliness of the floors. Sweeping and mopping every inch of the floor. Dusting the decorative edges of the room and cleaning the long flowing curtains. A timely process, but that's what they were paid to do. Maids and butlers alike to tend to the things inside of the castle. Even groundskeepers for the outside groves and fields. Many ponies simple volunteering their time to keep their princesses happy. Tia narrowed her eyes at the two cute looking maid ponies. Snickering to herself slyly. "Oooo! La! LA!" Tia said as her horn glowed a yellowish hue. The naughty Alicorn poofing her way right next to one of the maid ponies. Only that her head was down below under that very same pony's skirt. "Oh my! What in the!....Oh your, Majesty!" Yelped out the pretty young mare dropping the feather duster in her mouth. The maid acknowledged the princess and closed her eyes. Squirming in place. Letting the Princess do as she liked as she was in fact their employer. When Celestia introduced herself she was rather muffled by something. Each word making the maid shake. Her head moving an inch up down and to the sides as Celestia spoke out. "Moh...Mehllo mghirls! M'am I Interrupting b-omething?" Celestia giggled taking her head out from below that skirt. Her face actually covered in something wet and sticky. Celestia licked her lips and stared at the other mare as the previous one collapsed to the ground. Huffing out for air. "Oh...quickshot as always are we ,Tootsie?" Celestia giggled wiggling her brow at her other victim. The other poor maid took a place on the ground sitting down. Frowning as she closed her eyes and waited for it to happen. Waiting for the unspeakable horror that would become of her, after seeing her friend just get so violated in front of her. Celestia drew closer and closer. Looming over the poor pony. Her breath gliding over the smaller pony's form. The poor mare shaking in place. Holding a foreleg to her face. Feeling like she was about to cry. "Hooves out." Celestia instructed. With a shaky fear filled outstretch of her legs she obeyed. The scared maid followed along. Hoping that she wouldn't get fired for shaking too much. "Here ya go!" Celestia told her. The maid felt something lay along her hooves and at first she was beyond frightened by what Celestia just laid along her hooves. It was long and somewhat soft, yet firm. With a quick swallow of her doubts. She tucked away her fears and peeked out with one eye. Her head turned to the side in case it would somehow poke her face if she did open it too fast. The long item along her hooves was coming into view now. She felt so disgusted. So worried that she was considering therapy for what was about to happen. For what she expected to be a traumatic experience turned into something silly occupying her mind out of plain fear. The orange item didn't move and her other eye opened to double check on what she was looking at. "Your welcome." Celestia told her. The maid like pony's lips parted as she stared at the orange piece within her hooves. A carrot? That one object that injected so much fear for so many reasons and theories. Was a carrot? The maid questioned why Celestia gave her such an item. Though she was kind enough to thank her. "I don't know what to say, Princess. That you." The maid said with a nervous expression. Bringing the carrot to her chest and hugging it tight. Showing her appreciation for the snack. "Now. Taste it." Celestia ordered. "Excuse me?" The maid asked feeling like this was about to go south soon enough. Celestia didn't say a word only watching as her pretty subject lifted the carrot up and took a small bite. This made Celestia laugh as she covered her lips. Only the goddess knew what was so funny behind that vegetable. Finding no flaw in the carrot itself. The maid looked over the food piece making sure it wasn't somehow drugged or tampered with. It seemed to be a normal carrot. Freshly rinsed straight out of the hooves of the Princess. "Not bad." said the maid. Taking her first bite. "You know Featherduster. It's been a joy to watch you eat that." Celestia told her. Making Featherduster stare back at the princess for the weird remark. The maid brushed her grey hoof over her blue mane over her neck and giggled in a shy manner. Still feeling uneasiness with the princess. Even with the small token she was munching on. Several seconds went by and the maid had eaten majority of the carrot. Happy to have taken a break from her duties. Celestia laid along her belly and watched every second. Feather didn't know why, but the Princess was happy and content. This was way better than being molested by Celestia. Just then Celestia spoke out in a kind tone. "So. How does your friend taste?" Celestia asked. Featherduster quirked her brow and continued chewing. The one small rotation of her jawline coming to a slow. Reaching to a stop as her mouth was still full of the morsels that she thought was normal. Her expression slowly fading into a stretch as she looked down into her hoof. Feeling her mouth opening as it dropped the last bits of food in her mouth to the ground. Her face screwing up into one of horror. This went way more south than she could ever have anticipated. Celestia covered her lips. Feeling her constant fit of snickering coming into effect now as she stood up and turned. Maintaining her regal appearance as she spoke with her back turned. "I expect a full lesson on oral techniques from you and Tootsie tomorrow evening." Celestia said only adding more to the plate of the already surprised mare. Taking her leave and humming out a tune. Leaving the two behind. Tootsie was beginning to stir and brought her cream colored legs up. Brushing her curly white mane back into order with her headband. "Oh wow!....What happened?....it was all so quick." Feather looked to the ground and found talking to her friend was beginning to become hard on her part. Having bad news for Tootsie. "I think....we just got molested?" Feather told her with a long slow pitch of her voice at the end of her statement. As Feather was still trying to understand what just happened. It was all so sudden and quick. "Did we? Oh! I'm hungry!" Tootsie told Feather as she reached out for a bite of the last bit of her carrot. "Can I have some?" Feather swatted at the hungry pony's hoof. Causing Tootsie to cringe away from her. "Did she play with your bum or your....'Mmmmhhhmm'?" Feather asked demanding an answer. To help ease her troubled mind. "What? You know I hate anal! My pus-" "SHUUUUUSSSSHH!" Feather told her hissing out the very word. Speaking out loud to cut Tootsie off before she could finish the taboo of a word. Feather looked back down at the carrot and tossed it into her lips. Smacking her lips of the last bit of carrot. Swallowing seconds after. "Good thing. We're lesbiponies or that would have been bad." Feather told tootsie who frowned. "I'm still hungry." Tootsie whined. "Me too! If you help me with a real meal. I'll cook up something nice for you." Feather told Tootsie. As right now. Feather could use some comfort after the strange moment with the perverted princess. "Are you asking to eat me o-" "YES!....Come on Tootsie. You know I hate it when we talk like that in public." Fetaher groaned out at her fillyfriend. "We're alone! In an empty room!" Tootsie protested. "Not under her castle we're not. She's watching." Feather added as the other two mares left in the room took a different exit opposite from where they last saw Molestia. You Look Wonderful Tonight.Luna sighed out at how frustrated she had gotten with Celestia ruining her game. Yeah, she could just redo it all again in the stage, but right now the blue Alicorn was in a gaming slump. Luna sighed out, plopping her head along her forelegs and grunting out loudly into them. It had been her third attempt and she ended up losing to the simpliest thing. "Stupid Goombas!" Luna groaned out feeling her voice dropping low to where she felt her tone falling like her game character was doing on screen. "Oh Luna! I found the other WiiU controller, pad.....thingy." Said a humble bubbly voice. Floating down along Luna's balcony area. Trotting along inside and noticing her friend face down along her couch. "Whats wrong, Princess?" Luna shot up from her depressed stance and giggled loudly. Finally noticing the Pegasus coming towards her. " Oh! DERPY! Ha ha ha! Just in time!" Luna said in a slight nervous fit. Her heart beating fast embarrassed that Derpy Hooves might see her in such a lousy state. A squiggle of a smile flinging up along her face as her cheeks burned a beet red. "Let's play!" Luna said in excuse as she brought her controller to her side with a glow of blue surrounding it. Derpy in her naive nature jumped up and rushed to Luna's side. Choosing to sit on the floor having the bottom of the couch act as a resting place for her back. She plugged in her own controller and watched as Luna clicked away returning to the menu after a quick save. She watched the screen brighten with the words "Loading" filling up a good portion of their view. Luna looked over to Derpy and smiled. For once in her stressful night she had some type of comfort. Being with such a good pony like Derpy. Derpy in turn seemed to have the same idea as she turned her head over her shoulder. Blinking her eyes as she caught Luna looking at her. Her smile turning big and wide as Derpy simply giggled at Luna. "Hee!" Derpy squealed out bringing her hooftip along her lips. This was enough to make Luna shoot up keeping her back straight and her lips curled inwards, refusing to smile. The blue Alicorn bit down on those appendages to avoid keeping them open in awe of how cute her guest was being. "You smiled!" Derpy mentioned happy to be with Luna while the screen changed a different color. "Cool! I wanna be the kitty!....Oh? No kitty?" Derpy asked confused. Luna in her tense state seemed to look back at Derpy from behind her distracted reaction. It easily softened Luna's stress with each passing second that she was here. Just smiling with barely a word said. "The catsuit? There's no catsuit until you get in stage." Luna declared as she felt her hooves move along her controller selecting co-op. Slowly she was beginning to forget her worries and enjoy her night just like she had planned to do. Before she could realize it she had whispered something to Derpy as a show of gratitude. "Thank you....Derpy." "Eh? No problem Princess! That Goomba was after you. Oh! Look out!" Luna looked towards her screen and had forgotten they were ingame. A green shelled enemy made it's way to Luna, though through her quick reflexes saw a quick jump on the head. With Luna's foe trapped in it's shelled, Derpy yelled out in glee. "Yay! So how do we get more time?" Derpy asked moving about with Luna's character in tow. "Grab the time tokens! Right there!" Luna felt her excitement boil up at she pointed at the screen. Derpy looked back behind her a Luna whom only seemed to intensify her pointing her hoof at Derpy. "Right there!" "Oh! OOOOH!" Derpy and Luna continued with the game and lost their minds in the gameplay. The tip of the grey Pegasus's tongue hung right out of her lips as she clicked upon her controller. Luna hunched over her own. Refusing to fall behind as Derpy started to get use to the game. As the hours flew by. Both Luna and Derpy seemed to play a couple of levels. Though the night was just starting to get late. "Woo hoo! We beat stage 4!" Derpy raised her hooves up in an adorable fashion as the screen had their two characters dancing about with bright words on the screen reading "Course Cleared". "Good job Derpy, but I think it's time we make this a real night to remember!" Luna insisted as she let her magic take hold of a far off case on one of her dressers. "O-o-o-o-o-ooo! Resident Evil: Revalationns. Oooo!" "Hee hee! You're being silly." Derpy couldn't help but laugh at how much Luna's love for that particular series made her look not scary at all. "Oh? You'll see. How about we play a little and see if it's scary or good or good and scary. Hopefully they didn't frag this one up for the series." "Leon!" Squealed Derpy. "Wha-?" "You like Leon. You told me that one time, remember?" "Oh, right. Thought you meant that costume for Halloween." "Huh? You liked my Leon cosplay?" Luna felt her body jolt up as the disc flew out of the case and right into the game. "OH LOOK! IT'S STARTING!" Luna held up a forced smile as her cheeks felt a furious rush of hot blood fill them. "Yay!" Derpy replied forgetting about their conversation. Luna took the reigns as she began playing the single player campaign. The pair of ponies watching as the game introduced a spooky eye that stared right back at them and a sudden change of scene shown off the main character. Luna began to traverse the stage she was given. which looked to be an abandoned cargo ship. One by one as the minutes flew by the main character opened doors and was weary of any trouble. Though Luna and Derpy could feel their nerves starting to quake, as the mental images of what awaited them flooded their heads. "Don't go in there!" Derpy said scooting herself up onto the couch to sit by Luna's side. Staying within the light of the TV's beams. "I have no choice, Derpy. For the series." Luna said bravely opening one door. Both ponies jumped as the door swung open and something fled behind some selves. The increasing note making both their ears stand on edge, "You're not alone! Turn back now!" Derpy could feel her hooves trying to hide her gaze from the game as Luna's character strolled further in spotting nothing from the suspicious spot. Derpy ended up conversing with the character's questions hoping they wouldn't find what Luna and Derpy were expecting to see. Their character continued onward. finding other things lurking within vents. Blood dripping from the ceiling. And Derpy even gasped out at a corpse popping out from a nearby vent. "Oh it's not that bad, Derpy." Though the grey mare disagreed as she began petting her blond mane. Trying to remain calm. The main character sticks her hand into some flesh like goop, which leaves poor Derpy rattling. "Here it comes!" Luna says all excited like, daring the game to scare the coat off of her body. Both ponies staying strictly silent as a creature's red vision stalks their beloved character. "No..." Whispered Derpy as Luna grinned, expecting more from the game as it predictably paced itself out. "Yes..." Luna faced her fears and was soon feeling disappointment well up in her mind as the creature didn't even jump scare her but rather roar into their face. Luna frowned at the lame scare as Derpy panicked. "That's it? That was so l-" The door to her room suddenly shot open as a large object towered over both ponies who were playing in the dark. Both Luna and Derpy jumped into each others' arms. With the menacing thing groaning out loudly, they held onto each other trembling in fear at the monster in front of them. Holding on for dear life expecting the creature to lunge at them any second now to end their lives. "AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" "HEEEELLLLPPPP ME!" "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" The pair screamed for what felt like ten seconds as the loud groaning ended abruptly. "-OOOOh! Ohh! My head!" "Wait a minute? A guard?" Luna was the first to stop her screaming as she noticed a stallion that was underneath the object. Luna's magic flicked her bedroom light back on and there it was. Staring her in the face with the word "SWAG" directed at her. "What is the meaning of this?" Luna demanded. Frowning at the sight of that stupid toy that she was so desperate to get rid of earlier today. "Ow!....Apologies your majesty! I had tripped and fell headfirst into your door. The floors are a bit wet and sticky for some reason." Steebeat the guard, laid under the banana, but soon was able to lift the thing back up with ease. The giant fruit made it difficult for Luna to sit properly as it merely took up too much space. Derpy was confused wondering why there was giant fruit in the room now. "Oh! Thank goodness. We thought you were going to frag us." Luna looked over her shoulder and gasped out, as she felt the need to quickly let go of Derpy. Blushing yet again at how close she was with Derpy. Who merely just shuddered staying on Luna's neck. Which only seemed to aggravate Luna that Steel was staring at her. "I'm so sorry! It will never happen again." Steelbeat explained hoping to keep his job after this fiasco. "Think nothing of it Sir Steelbeat. Now what is it you wanted?" She rushed to the point hoping to go back to her alone time with her friend. "Your, Majesty. I'm sorry to report that I-um...I can't continue to watch this 'thing'." He explained setting the banana down onto the ground. Which almost pushed Luna and Derpy off the couch completely. Her gaming room was narrow and quite smaller to make up for some great surround sound effects. So having that long thing taking up more than one third of the space alone was just cumbersome. By this point Derpy had calmed down "I've failed in my duty. The task of guarding this one object was too much an ordeal. I cannot go on." "Duty? I hoped you would have just tossed it in the trash by now." Luna said quite unhappy at the circumstances of how that swag banana didn't seem to wanna leave her alone. "That was an option?!" Steelbeat yelled out. Wishing he had done so from the beginning. "Yeah, it belongs to my sister. I don't want it and it's clear she isn't taking care of it." Luna explained hoping that Steel would simply leave soon enough. Her time with Derpy was being interrupted. Steel stared at the cursed item. Hating it even more as the mention of ownership changed within his mind. Now he couldn't just trash a Princess's property even if Princess Luna gave him permission. Celestia's wrath would be much more something to fear. "Just get it out of here! I don't want it!" Luna yelled at Steel, who took that as an invitation to scram. "Right away, Princess! My humbliest apologies!" Steelbeat bowed his head and walked right out the door backwardsonly to find his hooves meeting more wet floor. Disappearing behind a magically closing door. "Oop! Uup! OW! My head!" "That was. Weird." Derpy told Luna. In which the Blue pony grimaced as her game seemed to end with the monster on the screen killing her character freely thanks to their little surprise. "Still not scary." Luna huffed out trying to focus her attention on the game. "You were scared too!" Derpy jumped onto Luna glomping her foreleg for hiding her fears. "I was not! It was simply the game!" Luna gave an excuse as the two suddenly got into a tickle fight to make up for their rattled out nerves.
My Girl's, A Hot Girl!We all the know the story. A letter here and a letter there. More lessons about friendship and such. Twilight and her daring five friends having gone through their travels helping the land of Equestria grow and find harmony. The works of her kingdom that usually was far from the grasps of leadership that held Equestria together. From behind the scenes our beloved Princess Celestia takes her own stage. Working on a bit of her magic. Most of it not dealing with her horn or actually magic. While things played out n her kingdom Celestia, or Molestia as she had been called from time to time, was propped along her bed watching he favorite show. A wide smile filling her lips as she laid along her belly giggling at what was taking place right before her. That cute gesture she always did where Celestia tried hiding her smug smile with her teeth biting down along her lips. Her hoof placed near her smile hiding the joy she was feeling from watching her "program". "Tia!" The door to Celestia's door opened wide as an angry blue Alicorn strolled in uninvited. Her hoof placed along the door as she had shoved it open. Absolutely furious about something. Behind her was a giant yellow phallic object that could easily match the blue Alicorn's size. The fruit was floating along the ground in a blue aura. Trailing behind the possessor of the magical display. "Hello, Luna! Come to join the fun?" Celestia narrowed her eyes at her sister. Lowering her guard at even attempting to hide her smirking lips. "Why is this exactly in MY room?" Luna demanded shoving the front end of the banana right to her side to tug at the brown tip showing Celestia's favorite toy that didn't belong with Luna. "I don't have room for it." Celestia began. Giving no concern for Luna's personal space or her frustrations on the giant swag item taking so much room. "What are you talking about?! You have tons of room!" "No I don't" Called out Celestia. "Whoa...Who's giant banana." Twilight's voice popped out of nowhere. "The GREAT and POWERFUL Trixie demands to know if this piece of fruit will be part of the show?" Trixie added in as well. Out of Luna's sight but nearby. Further inside of Celestia's room. Luna's expression dropepd as she opened the door the rest of the way. Revealing what exactly was taking place in Celestia's room. Behind the cracked door. A tangle of blue and purple were laying there in lingerie. Twilight raising her head up at Luna while Trixie looked under from Twilight's legs. All three busy ponies now staring at the unexpected visitor. Luna's eyes bugging out as she closed the door quickly pushing that banana out. "Never mind!" Luna screamed out with a swing of the door closing shut. Panting against the doorway she could feel herself sweating from interrupting her sister in her private play. "What the hell was that!?" Luna thought to herself as she glared at the menacing banana. "Now. How do I get rid of you so I can play on the Wii U I just got! Ugh! It came in today and I can't even play it! RAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!" In her frustration Luna setting the fruit down along the open hallway. A slight whisper in the walls coming into her ears as Celestia's voice rang out. "Oooo! Looks like somepony else came too! Hee hee!" The wall taunted her as the three mares in Celestia's quarters could hear her yell out in the open. Luna slamming her hoof down along the stone ground. A guard coming by hearing Luna shout out. Thinking she was in distress. Rushing quickly to Luna's side the white guard clad in golden armor looked at Luna and then to the giant fruit piece. Almost losing his resolve by just not anticipating there to be something so out of place. "Uh....Why's there...." He shook his head furious and came back to the task at hand. "What's the matter Princess?" The guard asked Luna looking her over for any scraps or bruises. For all he knew that large heavy looking prop was used to ambush the moon goddess. Luna could barely contain her patience for the amount of idiocy going on currently. It was his job, but this whole scene was just too silly for Luna to bare. She could feel her foreleg coming up to her face and wiping it trying to also wipe away the shame and irritation taking place within her mind. Something clicked with her head and she looked at the guard replying back finally amongst her silence. "Actually there is something you can do to help me, Sir Guard." Luna grinned trying to look as cute as she could. "Yeah get a mop! If she's like me she made a mess!" Celestia called out from her thin wall. Making Luna smack the doorway she was right next too. Three sets of giggles came from the other side of the wall. Cracking up at Luna. "Ignore that. Now, AHEM! I need you to take care of this." Luna mentioned with a tilt of her head at the large banana. Taking her leave passing the guard who was trying to comprehend why this task was so important. Confused on what exactly was going on. "But Princess! What should I even do with this thing?" The guard said outstretching his leg out towards the Princess who had already turned her back towards the guard. Off to play her new game. Luna simply waved her wing back at the questioning guard. "Take care of it!" Luna gave her last order. Turning along a corner and leaving the yellow giant with the golden guard. The poor colt looked up at the towering fruit. "Do I refrigerate this thing?" He asked the open air as if somepony would reply back. His hoof tapping on the surface of the swag banana. Author's Note This is a small passage to try to bring out those same feelings we had gotten reading Moly's blog site. Truth be told. I would end up coming home from work. Tired and frustrated I would go to her blog and just find that my day could be turned around so quickly from reading a couple of blogs from our beloved Princess. So I want others to feel like that again. Hopefully I did it right.Be sure to let me know how I can improve this story. If you want clop material let me know so I can do a chapters on it. Or completely make a new story.
And The Reason is You!The day continued out with Celestia finishing her "television program" wiping her hooves clean from the naughty fun that had been had in her room. Her two loyal subjects had yet to even please their sexy princess as they were so eager to. Celestia denying them any sort of sensual attention other than her touching hooves. Twilight being as perky and soft as ever. Against the ever limber Trixie. The tangle mess along her floor was worth watching as Trixie and Twilight had grew close under Celestia's influence. Molly wiped her hooves dry on a towel and exited out of her bathroom. No intentions in returning to her room as she wanted to keep those panting pair of partners waiting for her return. Testing their obedience. They would surely jump the Princess when and if she would finally have gotten back to them. Celestia wandered the hallways. With something drawing her to Luna's room. The loud sounds of a game being played as lights flashed from underneath her doorway. "Oooo! Luna must have gotten a new game!" Celestia shouted out in glee. Unable to hold herself back as she knocked on the door. In a teasing singsong manner. "Ooooohhh Lu-!" "Go away!" Luna replied cutting off the voice who was introducing herself. Grunts of effort following after as she continued on her game console. Celestia frowned and opened the door up anyways. Without Luna's permission. "What cha playing?" Celestia was acting cute in her greetings to her sister. Luna was settled over her gaming couch. Her tongue sticking out as she was deeply focused on her game. "None of your beeswax! Weren't you getting, oh I don't what's the word? 'Swanky!' With your two faithful subjects?" Luna said pausing her game and doing air quotation marks with her hooves. Celestia giggled softly taking a seat next to her grumbling sister. A graceful plop of her plot and Celestia was right by Luna's side. Luna knowing that her arguments or any type of way to steer her sister out of her personal bubble wasn't going to work at this point. She had always done this to Luna whenever she was bored. Though how can Luna blame her. She was just trying to make up for the thousand year gap of them being apart. The centuries working on Celestia's mind in a very strange way to her current mental state as of the present day. Luna tapped on her controller. Causing the screen to light back up and the loud sounds to resume ringing into the air. Celestia watching in silence as her lips puckered up in awe of the new game. Watching as the tiny man along the screen was jumping to and fro from platform to platform. "Who's that?" Celestia asked pressing her face close to Luna's. The two sisters sitting cheek to cheek. While Celestia had no problems with touching other ponies, Luna did. Luna huffed out and pushed her sister away by her shoulder. "I can't believe my own sister doesn't even know who Mario is!" Luna had to pause the game. Ready to go on a rant on how unsavy Celestia was with Luna's hobby. "And I've been gone for a thousand years! You should have no excuse!" Luna began. Celestia giggled and taped her sister on her nose. Getting quite the reaction as Luna was cut off. The blue mare covering her nose as she blushed completely confused. On what just happened and why. "Oh come on! Of course I know who Mario is. Everypony knows who's Mario." Celestia began hugging her sister by her shoulder and unpausing the game for her. Luna jumped trying to save the content of her game. Returning to play quite in an unexpected rush of her limbs catching her controller. Luna's video game character hopped over a block and jumped into a round clock. Giving herself some time back. Luna sighing out as she returned to her game. Having to use her hooves for some precision gameplay. Celestia puckered her lips in awe, yet again. A long silent exhale of her curiosity peeked out as Celestia had never seen this type of game featuring Mario before. "Did you see that?! The dude must of ate a bunch of ridiculous shrooms to wear that and still win at everything! Oh how I wished that worked in reality." Celestia sighed out laying back along the couch. Indicating how Mario was wearing a cat suit. Jumping from place to place as Luna had triple jumped several enemies in one go. "What?" Luna said turning her head away from the screen. Staring at her sister for a couple of seconds. Questioning what she had just said and admitted to at the same time. how did she know what drugs could affect a pony in such a way? The game sounding off as Luna lost her catsuit from a rolling obstacle. Fell off of a platform and into another enemy making her character go to a miniature state. "Hey!" Luna returned to her game as Celestia sighed out now bored and craving for something else to keep her occupied. "Well. Smell ya later Luna! Speaking of which." Celestia stood up onto her legs and was about to leave her sister alone. Until she changed her mind and did one more thing to her annoyed sister. Tia got really close to Luna and sniffed loudly along her neck. Taking in the scent of her little sister. Sniffing loudly enough to freak Luna out. The creepy gesture made Luna back all the way to the corner of her couch. Leaving Tia to giggle as she trotted out of Luna's room as Luna's character died. Sounds indicating that the game was left one and the character had suffered another blow ending her game. Luna returning to her game quickly picking up her controller as she heard that sound that indicated gameover. "What? No! Nooo! Why?!" Luna yelped out trying to stop what was already done. Having to redo the stage over again. Tia closing the door behind her with a yellow glow on it's handle. Licking her lips at what other games were awaiting her. Meanwhile we join our hero Swag Banana on it's epic tales of misfortune. A white stallion was sitting by the bar which was built as a relaxation spot for the the company of guards to relax and enjoy themselves while remaining fairly close to the two Princesses in case of emergency. The particular stallion had a large banana propped over his backside over his golden armor. Only he knew the reasons as to why he had brought such a ridiculous thing to the bar. He was sitting there drinking trying to ease his mind from the the stress of today. Each guard that was off duty now was staring at the banana bearing colt. Even the bartender who was hiding in his corner of his bar was trying to make himself invisible to the strange looking guard. His job was to sling drinks not insults at the trained large stallions meant to protect royalty. A grey stallion dared to take a seat with the banana guard. Plopping his flank along the nearby chair. Having to scoot down another chair over thanks to the large size of the prop along his backside. The grey colt slid his helmet off and laid it along the bar. "What's with the banana, Steelbeat?" The grey stallion started, addressing his friend. "I'm on orders." Steelbeat said swirling his mug in his hoof before taking a deep swig of it's contents. "Yeah.....everypony is wondering 'what kind of orders' is making you hug a banana that has the word 'swag' labeled across it." The room was quiet. Which made the conversation taking place actually much louder than it needed to be. Several guards laughing at the mention of Steelbeat hugging the large phallic thing constantly. This wasn't going to go well with the rest of their company. "Look, Asher! I'm on special assignment, by order of Princess Luna, to take care of this sacred artifact." Steelbeat said trying to turn the floating rumors around from him " addicted to hugging giant fruit" to "protecting a sacred item". It wasn't fooling anypony. It was too dumb to even consider having a giant banana as a sacred artifact. "Dude. It's a-" Proving his point. Steelbeat already knew full well what was going to come out of his lips. "I know it's a BANANA!" Steelbeat said just ignoring his friend and drinking more of his fill. Blushing brightly at his failed attempt to somehow make this situation look any less stupid.
Just the Girl I'm Looking ForCelestia roamed the halls looking for something else to occupy her mind. Making her way to the main gala room. It was a large ballroom that held many fancy parties and get-togethers. Celestia could hear her faint hoofsteps echoing out into the open, as the whole wide room came into view. Every corner of the empty ballroom was in sight now. The open floor was just grand in it's scale and size. Easily able to intimidate a pony for it's magnificent stature. Tia's gaze ran over to the other side of the room. Where two maids were maintaining the cleanliness of the floors. Sweeping and mopping every inch of the floor. Dusting the decorative edges of the room and cleaning the long flowing curtains. A timely process, but that's what they were paid to do. Maids and butlers alike to tend to the things inside of the castle. Even groundskeepers for the outside groves and fields. Many ponies simple volunteering their time to keep their princesses happy. Tia narrowed her eyes at the two cute looking maid ponies. Snickering to herself slyly. "Oooo! La! LA!" Tia said as her horn glowed a yellowish hue. The naughty Alicorn poofing her way right next to one of the maid ponies. Only that her head was down below under that very same pony's skirt. "Oh my! What in the!....Oh your, Majesty!" Yelped out the pretty young mare dropping the feather duster in her mouth. The maid acknowledged the princess and closed her eyes. Squirming in place. Letting the Princess do as she liked as she was in fact their employer. When Celestia introduced herself she was rather muffled by something. Each word making the maid shake. Her head moving an inch up down and to the sides as Celestia spoke out. "Moh...Mehllo mghirls! M'am I Interrupting b-omething?" Celestia giggled taking her head out from below that skirt. Her face actually covered in something wet and sticky. Celestia licked her lips and stared at the other mare as the previous one collapsed to the ground. Huffing out for air. "Oh...quickshot as always are we ,Tootsie?" Celestia giggled wiggling her brow at her other victim. The other poor maid took a place on the ground sitting down. Frowning as she closed her eyes and waited for it to happen. Waiting for the unspeakable horror that would become of her, after seeing her friend just get so violated in front of her. Celestia drew closer and closer. Looming over the poor pony. Her breath gliding over the smaller pony's form. The poor mare shaking in place. Holding a foreleg to her face. Feeling like she was about to cry. "Hooves out." Celestia instructed. With a shaky fear filled outstretch of her legs she obeyed. The scared maid followed along. Hoping that she wouldn't get fired for shaking too much. "Here ya go!" Celestia told her. The maid felt something lay along her hooves and at first she was beyond frightened by what Celestia just laid along her hooves. It was long and somewhat soft, yet firm. With a quick swallow of her doubts. She tucked away her fears and peeked out with one eye. Her head turned to the side in case it would somehow poke her face if she did open it too fast. The long item along her hooves was coming into view now. She felt so disgusted. So worried that she was considering therapy for what was about to happen. For what she expected to be a traumatic experience turned into something silly occupying her mind out of plain fear. The orange item didn't move and her other eye opened to double check on what she was looking at. "Your welcome." Celestia told her. The maid like pony's lips parted as she stared at the orange piece within her hooves. A carrot? That one object that injected so much fear for so many reasons and theories. Was a carrot? The maid questioned why Celestia gave her such an item. Though she was kind enough to thank her. "I don't know what to say, Princess. That you." The maid said with a nervous expression. Bringing the carrot to her chest and hugging it tight. Showing her appreciation for the snack. "Now. Taste it." Celestia ordered. "Excuse me?" The maid asked feeling like this was about to go south soon enough. Celestia didn't say a word only watching as her pretty subject lifted the carrot up and took a small bite. This made Celestia laugh as she covered her lips. Only the goddess knew what was so funny behind that vegetable. Finding no flaw in the carrot itself. The maid looked over the food piece making sure it wasn't somehow drugged or tampered with. It seemed to be a normal carrot. Freshly rinsed straight out of the hooves of the Princess. "Not bad." said the maid. Taking her first bite. "You know Featherduster. It's been a joy to watch you eat that." Celestia told her. Making Featherduster stare back at the princess for the weird remark. The maid brushed her grey hoof over her blue mane over her neck and giggled in a shy manner. Still feeling uneasiness with the princess. Even with the small token she was munching on. Several seconds went by and the maid had eaten majority of the carrot. Happy to have taken a break from her duties. Celestia laid along her belly and watched every second. Feather didn't know why, but the Princess was happy and content. This was way better than being molested by Celestia. Just then Celestia spoke out in a kind tone. "So. How does your friend taste?" Celestia asked. Featherduster quirked her brow and continued chewing. The one small rotation of her jawline coming to a slow. Reaching to a stop as her mouth was still full of the morsels that she thought was normal. Her expression slowly fading into a stretch as she looked down into her hoof. Feeling her mouth opening as it dropped the last bits of food in her mouth to the ground. Her face screwing up into one of horror. This went way more south than she could ever have anticipated. Celestia covered her lips. Feeling her constant fit of snickering coming into effect now as she stood up and turned. Maintaining her regal appearance as she spoke with her back turned. "I expect a full lesson on oral techniques from you and Tootsie tomorrow evening." Celestia said only adding more to the plate of the already surprised mare. Taking her leave and humming out a tune. Leaving the two behind. Tootsie was beginning to stir and brought her cream colored legs up. Brushing her curly white mane back into order with her headband. "Oh wow!....What happened?....it was all so quick." Feather looked to the ground and found talking to her friend was beginning to become hard on her part. Having bad news for Tootsie. "I think....we just got molested?" Feather told her with a long slow pitch of her voice at the end of her statement. As Feather was still trying to understand what just happened. It was all so sudden and quick. "Did we? Oh! I'm hungry!" Tootsie told Feather as she reached out for a bite of the last bit of her carrot. "Can I have some?" Feather swatted at the hungry pony's hoof. Causing Tootsie to cringe away from her. "Did she play with your bum or your....'Mmmmhhhmm'?" Feather asked demanding an answer. To help ease her troubled mind. "What? You know I hate anal! My pus-" "SHUUUUUSSSSHH!" Feather told her hissing out the very word. Speaking out loud to cut Tootsie off before she could finish the taboo of a word. Feather looked back down at the carrot and tossed it into her lips. Smacking her lips of the last bit of carrot. Swallowing seconds after. "Good thing. We're lesbiponies or that would have been bad." Feather told tootsie who frowned. "I'm still hungry." Tootsie whined. "Me too! If you help me with a real meal. I'll cook up something nice for you." Feather told Tootsie. As right now. Feather could use some comfort after the strange moment with the perverted princess. "Are you asking to eat me o-" "YES!....Come on Tootsie. You know I hate it when we talk like that in public." Fetaher groaned out at her fillyfriend. "We're alone! In an empty room!" Tootsie protested. "Not under her castle we're not. She's watching." Feather added as the other two mares left in the room took a different exit opposite from where they last saw Molestia.
You Look Wonderful Tonight.Luna sighed out at how frustrated she had gotten with Celestia ruining her game. Yeah, she could just redo it all again in the stage, but right now the blue Alicorn was in a gaming slump. Luna sighed out, plopping her head along her forelegs and grunting out loudly into them. It had been her third attempt and she ended up losing to the simpliest thing. "Stupid Goombas!" Luna groaned out feeling her voice dropping low to where she felt her tone falling like her game character was doing on screen. "Oh Luna! I found the other WiiU controller, pad.....thingy." Said a humble bubbly voice. Floating down along Luna's balcony area. Trotting along inside and noticing her friend face down along her couch. "Whats wrong, Princess?" Luna shot up from her depressed stance and giggled loudly. Finally noticing the Pegasus coming towards her. " Oh! DERPY! Ha ha ha! Just in time!" Luna said in a slight nervous fit. Her heart beating fast embarrassed that Derpy Hooves might see her in such a lousy state. A squiggle of a smile flinging up along her face as her cheeks burned a beet red. "Let's play!" Luna said in excuse as she brought her controller to her side with a glow of blue surrounding it. Derpy in her naive nature jumped up and rushed to Luna's side. Choosing to sit on the floor having the bottom of the couch act as a resting place for her back. She plugged in her own controller and watched as Luna clicked away returning to the menu after a quick save. She watched the screen brighten with the words "Loading" filling up a good portion of their view. Luna looked over to Derpy and smiled. For once in her stressful night she had some type of comfort. Being with such a good pony like Derpy. Derpy in turn seemed to have the same idea as she turned her head over her shoulder. Blinking her eyes as she caught Luna looking at her. Her smile turning big and wide as Derpy simply giggled at Luna. "Hee!" Derpy squealed out bringing her hooftip along her lips. This was enough to make Luna shoot up keeping her back straight and her lips curled inwards, refusing to smile. The blue Alicorn bit down on those appendages to avoid keeping them open in awe of how cute her guest was being. "You smiled!" Derpy mentioned happy to be with Luna while the screen changed a different color. "Cool! I wanna be the kitty!....Oh? No kitty?" Derpy asked confused. Luna in her tense state seemed to look back at Derpy from behind her distracted reaction. It easily softened Luna's stress with each passing second that she was here. Just smiling with barely a word said. "The catsuit? There's no catsuit until you get in stage." Luna declared as she felt her hooves move along her controller selecting co-op. Slowly she was beginning to forget her worries and enjoy her night just like she had planned to do. Before she could realize it she had whispered something to Derpy as a show of gratitude. "Thank you....Derpy." "Eh? No problem Princess! That Goomba was after you. Oh! Look out!" Luna looked towards her screen and had forgotten they were ingame. A green shelled enemy made it's way to Luna, though through her quick reflexes saw a quick jump on the head. With Luna's foe trapped in it's shelled, Derpy yelled out in glee. "Yay! So how do we get more time?" Derpy asked moving about with Luna's character in tow. "Grab the time tokens! Right there!" Luna felt her excitement boil up at she pointed at the screen. Derpy looked back behind her a Luna whom only seemed to intensify her pointing her hoof at Derpy. "Right there!" "Oh! OOOOH!" Derpy and Luna continued with the game and lost their minds in the gameplay. The tip of the grey Pegasus's tongue hung right out of her lips as she clicked upon her controller. Luna hunched over her own. Refusing to fall behind as Derpy started to get use to the game. As the hours flew by. Both Luna and Derpy seemed to play a couple of levels. Though the night was just starting to get late. "Woo hoo! We beat stage 4!" Derpy raised her hooves up in an adorable fashion as the screen had their two characters dancing about with bright words on the screen reading "Course Cleared". "Good job Derpy, but I think it's time we make this a real night to remember!" Luna insisted as she let her magic take hold of a far off case on one of her dressers. "O-o-o-o-o-ooo! Resident Evil: Revalationns. Oooo!" "Hee hee! You're being silly." Derpy couldn't help but laugh at how much Luna's love for that particular series made her look not scary at all. "Oh? You'll see. How about we play a little and see if it's scary or good or good and scary. Hopefully they didn't frag this one up for the series." "Leon!" Squealed Derpy. "Wha-?" "You like Leon. You told me that one time, remember?" "Oh, right. Thought you meant that costume for Halloween." "Huh? You liked my Leon cosplay?" Luna felt her body jolt up as the disc flew out of the case and right into the game. "OH LOOK! IT'S STARTING!" Luna held up a forced smile as her cheeks felt a furious rush of hot blood fill them. "Yay!" Derpy replied forgetting about their conversation. Luna took the reigns as she began playing the single player campaign. The pair of ponies watching as the game introduced a spooky eye that stared right back at them and a sudden change of scene shown off the main character. Luna began to traverse the stage she was given. which looked to be an abandoned cargo ship. One by one as the minutes flew by the main character opened doors and was weary of any trouble. Though Luna and Derpy could feel their nerves starting to quake, as the mental images of what awaited them flooded their heads. "Don't go in there!" Derpy said scooting herself up onto the couch to sit by Luna's side. Staying within the light of the TV's beams. "I have no choice, Derpy. For the series." Luna said bravely opening one door. Both ponies jumped as the door swung open and something fled behind some selves. The increasing note making both their ears stand on edge, "You're not alone! Turn back now!" Derpy could feel her hooves trying to hide her gaze from the game as Luna's character strolled further in spotting nothing from the suspicious spot. Derpy ended up conversing with the character's questions hoping they wouldn't find what Luna and Derpy were expecting to see. Their character continued onward. finding other things lurking within vents. Blood dripping from the ceiling. And Derpy even gasped out at a corpse popping out from a nearby vent. "Oh it's not that bad, Derpy." Though the grey mare disagreed as she began petting her blond mane. Trying to remain calm. The main character sticks her hand into some flesh like goop, which leaves poor Derpy rattling. "Here it comes!" Luna says all excited like, daring the game to scare the coat off of her body. Both ponies staying strictly silent as a creature's red vision stalks their beloved character. "No..." Whispered Derpy as Luna grinned, expecting more from the game as it predictably paced itself out. "Yes..." Luna faced her fears and was soon feeling disappointment well up in her mind as the creature didn't even jump scare her but rather roar into their face. Luna frowned at the lame scare as Derpy panicked. "That's it? That was so l-" The door to her room suddenly shot open as a large object towered over both ponies who were playing in the dark. Both Luna and Derpy jumped into each others' arms. With the menacing thing groaning out loudly, they held onto each other trembling in fear at the monster in front of them. Holding on for dear life expecting the creature to lunge at them any second now to end their lives. "AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" "HEEEELLLLPPPP ME!" "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" The pair screamed for what felt like ten seconds as the loud groaning ended abruptly. "-OOOOh! Ohh! My head!" "Wait a minute? A guard?" Luna was the first to stop her screaming as she noticed a stallion that was underneath the object. Luna's magic flicked her bedroom light back on and there it was. Staring her in the face with the word "SWAG" directed at her. "What is the meaning of this?" Luna demanded. Frowning at the sight of that stupid toy that she was so desperate to get rid of earlier today. "Ow!....Apologies your majesty! I had tripped and fell headfirst into your door. The floors are a bit wet and sticky for some reason." Steebeat the guard, laid under the banana, but soon was able to lift the thing back up with ease. The giant fruit made it difficult for Luna to sit properly as it merely took up too much space. Derpy was confused wondering why there was giant fruit in the room now. "Oh! Thank goodness. We thought you were going to frag us." Luna looked over her shoulder and gasped out, as she felt the need to quickly let go of Derpy. Blushing yet again at how close she was with Derpy. Who merely just shuddered staying on Luna's neck. Which only seemed to aggravate Luna that Steel was staring at her. "I'm so sorry! It will never happen again." Steelbeat explained hoping to keep his job after this fiasco. "Think nothing of it Sir Steelbeat. Now what is it you wanted?" She rushed to the point hoping to go back to her alone time with her friend. "Your, Majesty. I'm sorry to report that I-um...I can't continue to watch this 'thing'." He explained setting the banana down onto the ground. Which almost pushed Luna and Derpy off the couch completely. Her gaming room was narrow and quite smaller to make up for some great surround sound effects. So having that long thing taking up more than one third of the space alone was just cumbersome. By this point Derpy had calmed down "I've failed in my duty. The task of guarding this one object was too much an ordeal. I cannot go on." "Duty? I hoped you would have just tossed it in the trash by now." Luna said quite unhappy at the circumstances of how that swag banana didn't seem to wanna leave her alone. "That was an option?!" Steelbeat yelled out. Wishing he had done so from the beginning. "Yeah, it belongs to my sister. I don't want it and it's clear she isn't taking care of it." Luna explained hoping that Steel would simply leave soon enough. Her time with Derpy was being interrupted. Steel stared at the cursed item. Hating it even more as the mention of ownership changed within his mind. Now he couldn't just trash a Princess's property even if Princess Luna gave him permission. Celestia's wrath would be much more something to fear. "Just get it out of here! I don't want it!" Luna yelled at Steel, who took that as an invitation to scram. "Right away, Princess! My humbliest apologies!" Steelbeat bowed his head and walked right out the door backwardsonly to find his hooves meeting more wet floor. Disappearing behind a magically closing door. "Oop! Uup! OW! My head!" "That was. Weird." Derpy told Luna. In which the Blue pony grimaced as her game seemed to end with the monster on the screen killing her character freely thanks to their little surprise. "Still not scary." Luna huffed out trying to focus her attention on the game. "You were scared too!" Derpy jumped onto Luna glomping her foreleg for hiding her fears. "I was not! It was simply the game!" Luna gave an excuse as the two suddenly got into a tickle fight to make up for their rattled out nerves.
