*Due to some of the negative feedback from some readers. I've included a spinoff that includes those sexy sexy scenes the readers have been dying to read about. You can find it here.*
Hello my faithful sexy subjects! I know all of you have been wondering what I've been up too lately. In all my sexy moments that leave you breathless and drooling. Well I've appointed my loyal subject Remedy to give everypony the scoop on how exactly I get "down" with my sexy bad self. Don't believe me? Talk to the banana! Maybe if you give it a little lick it could tell you my secrets and where it might have just been, hm? Enough chit chat! More cake and sexy times!

-Molestia is in no way one of my own characters. I'm merely using said character for Molly fans to enjoy. R.I.P Molly. We all miss and love you dearly. So here's my tribute to one of the most influential characters ever developed in the fandom. This series of short stories are meant for comical relief. Contains a lot of sexual references.-

PS. Worship my plot or "to the moon!" with you!