Romantic Misanthropy
Your inexplicable teleportation into Equestria had left you in a rather awkward situation. Not only was your body reanimated to look like a cartoon, your trip across time and space had took all your clothes, so it was a little embarrassing to be standing butt naked in a room that looked like a clothes shop, not to mention a white unicorn, was glaring at you angrily from behind her sewing machine.
You knew that unicorn to be Rarity, because alien cartoon unicorns are your fetish.
Time seemed to slow down as you just stood there watching the unicorn getting seemingly angrier and angrier, with her now grinding her teeth. For some reason or another, her right eye twitched every so often.
Sweat poured down your forehead, as a result, you backed away slowly in fear of your life.
"Listen, I don't know how I got here and--
"DON’T SPEAK TO ME! YOU FILTHY MONKEY!" she roared, as she charged toward you, not caring about the fact she just knocked over her sewing machine.
You turned for the door to run, however it became surrounded in a glowing magical aura, thus it slammed shut.
"You're not going anywhere you dirty monkey!" she screamed.
"Please, don’t kill me!" you pleaded, with your hands together.
The unicorn’s right eye twitched, before she chuckled evilly. "Oh, don’t worry, my pathetic human. I won’t kill you. I just want to yell at you," she said in a surprisingly soft voice.
You sighed in relief as you wiped the sweat off your forehead.
"HUMANS ARE ALL EVIL BASTARDS!" she screamed. "I hate you human and all your species! You are bad for the environment and are all greedy warlike savages who are destroying your world. Us ponies should just invade Earth to kill all you filthy shit eating monkeys! Though you would probably kill yourselves all off anyway without us even attacking."
"Hey, that’s not very nice!" you shouted angrily.
"Us ponies are far superior than stupid soulless humans! We are the only good sapient species! All ponies are good and perfect moral beings! Every non pony is a bastard! Us ponies are the immortal apex race of the multiverse! Thus, we can morally justify committing xenocide on lesser species like you, because we are superior to you in every way. We should burn your cities down, eat your babies as a delicacy, burn your Pokémon card collections and turn you all into mindless smiling pony slaves that worship our glorious sunbutt princess!"
"Hey, stop being--
"AND OUR STALLIONS HAVE FAR BIGGER PENISES THAN YOUR SMALL PENISED FILTHY MALE APES!"
"Are you quite done being an elitist jackass?"
"Oh, not yet Anon! For I am about to become even more superior than you than I already am!"
Rarity laughed maniacally as her body flashed with blinding light, you blocked your eyes to shield yourself from the blinding magic.
When you opened your eyes, your jaw dropped. There, right before you was Rarity, who now has become an alicorn, who towered over you, and even was significantly taller and bigger than Celestia. Even Celestia’s butt was paled in comparison to Rarity’s superior massive butt. Rarity's butt was the one butt to rule them all.
"Mwahahaha! I am even more powerful than Celestia herself! Behold! My glorious butt!" Rarity laughed evilly as she waved her huge bootylicious butt before you, your penis had a mind of its own and stood attention to her butt.
"Mwahahaha!" she laughed evilly as she slapped her butt, which caused her huge thick buttcheeks to wobble from side to side. Your poor human mind felt as if her butt was taking control over your mind.
"Tremble in fear before me pathetic human!" she shouted as she pointed her right hoof at you and flapped her powerful wings. "For I am Princess Rarity, the most beautiful and most powerful alicorn goddess in existence! I shall single hoofedly conquer the entire multiverse! All shall worship my big fat pony butt!"
"No…. humanity will stop you!"
"Hah! Anon, I am invincible! You could drop a billion nuclear bombs on me, and there would not be so much as a scratch on me. I on the other hoof, could destroy your entire planet Earth or even your entire universe with a simple flick of my hoof if I wanted to. So powerful am I, that not even an army of overpowered alicorn Mary Sues could defeat me!"
".... OK, now are you done being an elitist jackass?"
The alicorn's right eye twitched, just before she turned to face you with a broad smile on her face. "Yes, my pathetic human. However, I do have one request," the alicorn turned around and presented her huge white bubble butt before you. "I want you to pound me like the filthy animal you are!" she said sensually as she looked back at you with bedroom eyes.
"Uh…. what?" you said, rather flabbergasted.
"Anon, it has always been a fetish of mine to have sex with another member of an inferior species. So, please human, please come forth and stick your small inferior human penis into my superior magical pony pussy!"
"Uhhhh--- you spoke nervously as you scratched the back of your neck.
"Make love to me, you dirty ape!" she shouted excitedly.
"Uhhh--
"Dirty boy! Dirty-dirty-dirty! Dirty boy! Dirty boy! Come here, you filthy monkey!" she continued to shout excitedly.
"Uhhhh---
"Oh. don't be shy Anon," she said softly."This all powerful alicorn wants you to defile her body with your foul evil human semen! I want you to fill me with your evil corrupting cum into my body!"
"But…. I’m nervous--
"Come now, my filthy ape! Ravage this pony! Corrupt this pure and good pony! Indoctrinate me to the dark side with your evil cum!" she raised her voice, getting rather impatient.
"But-- but… I'm scared. What if I do something wrong and you decide to kill me?"
Rarity’s right eye twitched, before she spoke in a very soft voice. "Please, my little human, what can I do to get you not fearful of me," she said as she looked at you with pleading eyes.
"Uh, you could give me a blowjob?"
"YES! THOU SHALL DEFILE MY MOUTH WITH THY FILTHY HUMAN SEMEN IN ORDER TO EARN YOUR TRUST! she roared in the Royal Canterlot Voice.
"Please…. don't shout like that," you said in a low voice.
Rarity flashed her horn, summoning a Queen sized bed behind you. The bed was themed with the butt naked handsome Adolf Hitler lying on a couch in a sexy pose like Rose from that Titanic movie. Hitler had a rugged, grizzly bear like hairy chest and a massive, long and thick penis. Hitler's giant penis made you feel inadequate.
"Please sit down on that bed you filthy human. So you can defile my mouth with your evil corrupting semen," she said softly.
You sat down on the foot of the bed as Rarity goes down on her haunches before you. "Forgive me Anon, but your small inferior human penis isn't big enough for me."
"Hey, don't be so mean!" you crossed your arms angrily.
"Never fear, my pathetic human. I shall temporarily make your tiny human penis fit for a pony goddess!"
Rarity flashed her horn, surrounding your penis in a magical aura. You watched in amazement as she made your penis unrealistically thick, unrealistically 25 inches long and your balls became as big as basketballs. Even Nicolas Cage’s penis could not compare to your monster cock.
"Now, that’s more like it!" she shouted excitedly. "Cock slap me across the face you filthy human!" she demanded.
As requested, you cock slapped Rarity across the face. Which caused her to moan in pure bliss.
Rarity leaned forward to lightly kiss the thick tip of your penis, before opening her muzzle to take the helmet of your cock into her mouth. She moaned sensually as she gradually descended over your insanely long pole. You groaned sexfully, not even in a million years did you think your dream to get sucked off by an alicorn goddess would come true. And here you are now, being sucked off by one.
Lower and lower she descended, until she took all 25 inches down into her throat. With that she gave you a wicked grin, before bobbing her head up and down your long shaft. You ran your hand through her velvety soft mane as the pony princess hungrily sucked you off. Amazingly, your penis began growing rapidly in her throat, yet still she could deep throat you effortlessly without even gagging, you theorised that she must of had hyperspace in her throat to swallow such a mighty penis so easily.
"Human, I hate you so much! But I find you so sexy!" she shouted, telepathically speaking to you through your mind.
"Uhh, I'm about to cum!" you spoke out loud, non telepathically.
"YES Explode your foul evil corrupting semen into me! Thank you my filthy human!" she shouted excitedly, still telepathically speaking to you.
Rarity began rapidly bobbing her head, driving the poor human insane. With that you exploded rivers of cum down Rarity's throat, yet your magically enhanced penis still remained hard. But then, something amazing happened. When Rarity’s right eye twitched, an evil fiery demon in the shape of a fat neckbeard that wore a fedora had come out from her body.
"Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Curse you Anon!" it said in a demonic voice as it faded away into nothing.
With the demon gone, Rarity was now looking up at you with a rather sad expression. Her mouth was no longer sucking your cock, your cock was now 100 inches long.
"Anon…. I’m sorry. That evil misanthropic fat neckbeard took control over me and---
You put your right index finger to her lips, silencing her. "Shh. Don't worry about that. Now, I can cum inside the real Rarity."
"Oh Anon!" she shouted in joy with tears in her eyes.
With that Rarity jumped on you and you had tender and romantic human and overpowered pony sex.
The End
Author's Note
I got the idea when I was drunk out of my mind on St Patrick's day.
Also this is my 100th story! Yay!
