Five night's at Sugarcube Corner

I hate this Library. With a fucking passion, A human thought while sitting down on a chair.

Oh hi there. Our meeting was unintentional. Let me introduce myself properly if that's ok for you.

My name is Christopher, But you can just call me Chris. I am a human, and I have some info to tell you. You see....two years ago I was accidentally forced out of my world from Earth and was sent to a different solar system all around. I was sent to.........Equestria. Was it? Yes, Eqeustria. The Princesses of this world tried bringing me back, but they can't. So they decided to give me a home to live in at Ponyville.

Do you want to know how I look? Yes? All right. I'll try and be as sensible as possible for you readers.

I wear a Green shirt that is really dark and it says, "Craziness is something that everyone has." ......I loved this shirt.

I wear a dark thin line of blue pants. They are very stretchy and lengthy. So my legs have a lot of room to move. I wear brown glasses on the tip of my nose so I can see better, Because my vision sucks.

My race is white, but I do have a lot of generations and different languages and races. My races are: Irish, Sweden, British, Portuguese, and many more. But my main race is a Minnesotan.

My height is over 6 ft tall. But these annoying ponies have to be over 7 ft tall, which is bullshit.

Sucks for me I guess.

Yeah....I hope that made even sense for you. But Ponyville. I thought humanville was ridiculous! But yeah, The Princesses brought me to Ponyville, made me get a home to live in, And ever since then, I have been the owner of a Library in Ponyville for almost two years.

At this point, all the ponies of this world know me and don't find me strange. But not many really like me, and I'm always alone. Everyday, I walk in the country, and all the ponies either don't talk to me, run away, or just out right ignore me. I always walk by this strange building that always had screaming and laughing in that building. I always keep walking by it, it scares me and I always hear a voice in that building that calls for me.

Chris.........You know you want to come here. Get inside, you'll have so much fun with us!

That always scared me inside and out when I walked by that building. I hoped I would never EVER have to go in that place. EVER.

But then, One day the Princess met me in that Library that I live in, And my whole life changed ever since then.

I hope you liked my introductions. I have a job to go do now...........

Golden Oaks Library.....

Chris was sitting on his chair in the Library, reading another boring book trying to waste his time as much as he can. He heard a *POOF* Happen and then heard a knock on his front door.

He said, "Coming!" And went to go open the door to see who he is being visited by.

He opened the door, and there she was. One of the Princesses of this world.

"Hi there Chris," The white pony said, sadly.

"Hey Celestia. What's up?" Chris asked, with a smile.

She was looking everywhere behind her, she looked scared and very nervous.

"I need a favor from you Chris," Celestia said, Desperate.

"With what Celestia?" Chris asked, raising his eyebrows.

"I have a job open for you, And I know you hate being in this Library. So I thought you would want the job," Celestia asked, with a nervous smile.

"Sure. I guess it would be better then being here, reading books. Doing nothing. Being bored out of my mind. I would love the job," Chris said, smiling.

Celestia then looked relieved.

"Good. Thanks Chris. Luna! He said sure!" Celestia said.

Then a blue mist came around and out of the mist came her sister and the other Princess of this world, Luna.

"Thy said yes?" Luna asked.

"Yes I did," Chris said, rolling his eyes.

Luna smiled.

"Good. Then follow me my friend," Luna said, waving her hand to emphasize that she wants Chris to follow her.

Chris did follow her. Celestia came with to make sure Luna didn't do anything funny, at least to Christopher's sake.

They came in front of the Building Chris always walked by that gave him the chills. The building was named......

"Welcome to Sugarcube Corner Chris! This is your new job!" Celestia said, Chuckling nervously.

Chris blinked, and still heard them echos. But he said, "Ok. Let's go in," As brave as he could.

When they went inside, Chris knew how much terrified he now was. It was a restaurant place for fillies! But what really made this place alarming for Chris was what was on the stage.

"Hi everypony! Do you all want cupcakes?!?!?!?!" A robotic voice said.

"YESSSSSS!!!!!!!"

Chris was in shock and awe. Up there on the stage was robots.

"Those are the attractions to my shop. The anamontronics of this place. But I would like to call them my "Elements of Harmony," Celestia said, smiling.

"We have thou been trying to get this place to get re-opened ever since the incident. Thou this shop has been through a lot, we still have it up and running," Luna said, smiling.

"Ooookkkkk????" Chris said, confused.

"Want to meet the anamontronics and our workers?" Celestia and Luna said simultaneously.

"Sure," Chris said, shrugging his shoulders.

They walked into the backstage area to meet the workers of this shop.

"Hey Workers! Front and center! We have a new worker here!" Luna said, commandingly.

They all came up to us and bowed to the Princesses. Chris wasn't using his attention on the workers, He was using his attention on the anamontronics that were behind them. They all were shutted off, but they were all smiling in a weird way.

There was a blue one with wings, a white one with a horn, a purple one with wings and a horn, a pink one that looked to colorful and a yellow one that looked ready to break. He saw a pop goes the weasel box too strangely enough. He also saw a boy holding a balloon that was smiling. To Chris though, he felt like this one was watching him and he felt scared.

"I would like it if you all introduced yourselves to Chris. Anamontronics included," Celestia said, smiling.

Then they all went up to Chris and introduced themselves.

The first one was a white unicorn with blue hair.

"My name is Shining Armor. I have been working at this place for years, And I created the Twilight anamontronic. I treat it like it was my own sister," He said, happily.

He pointed at the purple one with the wings and horns.

Then a purple alicorn (That's what Celestia and Luna are if you didn't know.) came up beside Shining Armor and spoke.

"I am his wife Mi Amore Cadenza. But you can call me Cadence," She said, smiling.

"Nice to meet you both," Chris said, nicely.

The next ones were a blue and yellow couple it seems.

"My name is Carrot cake, and me and my wife helped create this shop in the first place. Nice to meet you," Carrot cake said, smiling.

Then his wife came up and said, "He forgot to say that we also made the Pinkie Pie anamontronic together as well. Also, I am his wife, Cupcake. Nice to meet you," She said, smiling.

They showed Chris Pinkie and Chris felt a shiver run across him when he felt the robot. It felt so........real.

Then the next one that came up was a big huge muscled stallion that was red.

"Hi there. Mah name is Big Macintosh. But you can call me Big Mac," He said.

"Nice name," Chris stated.

"Eeyup," Mac said.

"Did you make an anamontronic yet?" Chris asked.

"Eenope. But I would like to have your help to create it when you get your job if that's all right?" Big mac asked.

"Sure. Why not?" Chris said

"Hey I was gonna ask that!" Somepony said.

Chris saw another pony that was light green who was wearing a green hat. He was wearing glasses as well, and was ......his height?

"Hi there! My name is Thunder Jolt! Just like you, this is going to be my first day on the job as well!" He said smiling.

"Oh really? Which shift?" Chris asked.

"The night shift! Like you'll have if you accept the job! We can be bros!" Jolt said, smiling.

"You look pretty cool. But you need to get the a ok on my line when we start all right?" Chris asked.

"Of course! I can't wait to start the job with you!" He said, anticipated.

"All right," Celestia said.

Celestia looked at her sister.

"I am leaving everything in your hands sis. Keep this place safe and make sure nothing goes bad all right?" She asked.

Luna smiled and rolled her eyes.

"Oh don't worry sis! I got this! It's not like some crazy stuff is gonna happen soon right?" Luna asked.

Celestia smiled.

"You're right," Celestia said.

"I gotta go now. I hope you like your new job Chris!" Celestia said, leaving.

They all waved good-bye and Big Mac walked up to Thunder jolt and Chris.

"The night shift is the hardest part of the job, please be careful. Also, you two can work on the new anamontronic together at night. All right?" Big mac said.

"Also, When you go find the anamontronic. Make sure you give it this hat, It's supposed to wear it. So make sure you give it to that." Big mac said, giving a brown stetson hat to Chris.

"Of course!" Thunder Jolt said, Enthusiastically.

After that, the day went on as any normal day.

"This is so weird," Chris said.

He was looking at the anamontronics playing with the kids and singing for them.

Chris went into all the rooms.

I wonder if the anamontronics can talk? Chris thought.

Chris went into the filly's cove, the pirate's cove, the main stage, the Kitchen, everywhere. He saw all the anamontronics as well.

He saw Fluttershy, the one who looked broken be played around with the kids. She was smiling and saying "Could you be careful and not break me? Please?" Almost all the time.

Chris smiled at that. Then he went to the next one, Pirate's cove.

The blue one with the wings, Rainbow Dash, was really interesting. It was doing a pirate song that sounded really familiar. "DO WHAT YOU WANT BECAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE! YOU! ARE! A PIRATE!"

Chris laughed at this.

he went into the kitchen to find Rarity, the one with a "Let's eat!" Binge on her neck. She was cooking and it smelt delicious.

"Want a pizza? Or a cupcake dearie?" Is what she'd ask almost all the time.

Chris would politely decline and leave.

Then he came up to the main stage to see Twilight and Pinkie keeping the fillies interested with what they were doing.

"I wonder if anyone wants to have a trivia Pinkie?"

"I don't know, maybe they would rather want to have fun! You know, THE FUN WAY OF DOING TRIVIA!" is what Pinkie and Twilight would say to keep the interest in kids on them.

Chris laughed at the questions and answers of some of them.

"What do you do when a cupcake walks?"

"YOU CHASE AFTER IT and PLAY WITH IT!"

"Why did the filly cross the road?"

"TO GET TO SUGAR CUBE CORNER TO MEET THE ELEMENTS OF HARMONY!"

"What is two plus cake?"

"IT"S TWICE AS MUCH CAKE!"

Chris laughed, he knew the questions had to be kid related. But this was ridiculous! Then, Twilight looked at him.

"Why did our owner let a new worker come here Pinkie?"

"FOR US TO HAVE *FUN AND TO DO NASTY THINGS* WITH HIM!"

Chris now felt confused. That part was cut out and he didn't know why.

He shook it off and went to go sit down by Thunder Jolt who was watching the whole thing.

Thunder was laughing. Of course.

"HAHAHAHHAHA! That is just so great!" Thunder said.

"Shush," Chris said, awkwardly.

"Oh! Big Mac gave me the anamontronic that we need to work on! He said it's in our security room that we work the night shift in!" Thunder jolt said.

"Ok. Let's go see it," Chris said, getting up.

They went to the security room and waiting there was a new anamontronic that was almost done.

"Big Mac said that he couldn't figure out how to turn it on. It looks like it still needs it's finishing touch," Thunder jolt said.

"It looks like it does. Also, This place is mine. You should go find somewhere else to go," Chris said.

"Awwwww. Why?" Thunder pouted.

"Cause I ain't sharing this room with you with how small and uncomforting it is," Chris said.

Thunder sighed.

"Fine," Thunder left to go find the other security room.

"Now then. Let's see......" Chris went up to the anamontronic.

It was an orange anamontronic and it was missing something on it's head. That's when a light bulb dinged for Chris.

He took the hat off his head.

"This hat is for you," Chris looked around it and saw a name on the back.

Applejack.

"So that's your name huh? Well, it's nice to finally meet you Applejack," Chris said, smiling while putting the hat on the anamontronics head.

Then Chris looked on the back, and saw that there was a cord not fixed.

"This cord goes here, and then there......annnnddddd there!" Chris said.

When Chris got done, the anamontronic shook and opened it's eyes.

When Chris looked into those eyes, he felt something he thought he never would. Love. He just felt the connection of love when looking at this anamontronic's green eyes.

Chris then looked at it's body. Chris forgot how.....charming a mares body is like. It was orange.....and Chris forgot that almost all mares are naked as well. Which counted the anamontronics as well.

Chris blushed, and before he could react Applejack said something.

"Did you fix me?" She asked.

"Uhhh........yes?" Chris asked, uncertain.

She sighed, and smiled.

"Good. You do not know how long it's been since I've been fixed. Ah think it's been ever since the incident that I had to be fixed. So thanks pardner," she said, nicely.

"Your welcome," Chris said, smiling.

Applejack looked at the time, "It seems like it's work time for yall. I hope you have a good night. I'll see you later. Ah have old friends to see," She said, getting up.

Chris stared at her ass, that was jiggling with her tail. He couldn't stop staring.

"Uh...yeah...have a good night," Chris said smiling.

When she left the room, the cameras turned on.

Then the most horrifying words came out of the phone that he heard start ringing.

"Hello? Hello? Oh! You picked up? Well......I think you made a very poor career choice my friend," A voice said, chuckling nervously at the end.

"What?" Chris asked.

"My name is Flash Sentry, and I will be the guy that is going to help you get through the night without being fucked,raped,molested,or sexed to death," He said bluntly.

"........What?" Chris asked, with a long stare on the wall.

"I hope your ready for your first week my friend, Because you and your partner........are not gonna have fun at all. Not one bit,"Flash Sentry said.

"............Well bollocks," Chris said.

To Be Continued!