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Fizzy's Easter Insanity, part three
Baby Lickety Split set the cage with the two frightened bucks down on her dresser, rubbing her hooves together gleefully as she thought of all the wonderful tortures she planned to unleash upon her helpless victims.
"First, I'll slice you and dice you." The little sadist decreed. "Then, I'll chop of your little feet, and give one to each of the luck obsessed mares in the castle, and after that, well see if you're finally ready to give me my Easter baskets!"
"Foul filly, you're too naughty to be getting any Easter eggs, or Easter baskets!" A an angry voice called out. "A mean pony like you deserves a spanking, instead!"
"Wha? Who said that?!" Lickety called out, looking all around the room. Over on the dresser, she saw a little green rabbit with a salad bowl on her head like a soldier's helmet, and waving around a large mixing spoon as if it were some kind of baton or weapon.
"It's you!" Lickety's Split's daughter snorted angrily, glaring at the doe. "And just what do you think you can do to stop me?!"
"This!" She pointed the spoon forward at the filly on the bed in front of her. "Lieutenant Twilight, fire at will!"
"Aye aye, general Fizzy!" A pink doe on the floor agreed, pulling on several ropes she was holding in her paws. "Though I don't really think her name is Will!"
Baby Lickety looked down, only to see seven bottles of shaken up-soda lining the floor in front of her. As Twilight pulled the ropes, the caps all popped off of each bottle, sending seven powerful steams of soda flying at the little filly.
"Ahhh! Ooohhh! Eeeeeeee!" Baby Lickety shrieked, as the bursts of shaken-up soda drove her back. "Why, you little pests!"
"Hurry, Twilight! While she's distracted!" Fizzy called out, pointing her mixing spoon down at the cage. "Free the prisoners!"
The pink doe quickly opened the cage, and the two bucks jumped out, gratefully rubbing noses with Twilight.
"Okay, okay, you two! There's no time for that now!" Twilight told them, blushing a deep red as she pushed them away. "Come on, we have to hurry and get you out of here!"
"None of you bunnies are going anywhere!" The soda-drenched little filly roared, leaping at them angrily. "Not until I get my Easter baskets!"
"Foul villain! Prepare for the second volley!" Fizzy pointed a toy gun at her. "Eat candy, you little brat!"
*RATATATATATATATATATATATAT!* The toy gun shot a nearly endless stream of jelly beans at the filly knocking her back on her flank.
"Owwwieeeeeee! That hurts!" She lay there crying, hit by the barrage of multi-colored candies. "Ohhh, that does it! I'm gonna grind you stupid bunnies up into rabbit stew!"
"Ahh, hurry up, you two!" Fizzy exclaimed, as she jumped down to where Twilight and the two boys were. "C'mon, let's hurry up, and get outta here!"
Grabbing a broom in her hooves, the crazed pony chased the four rabbits out the door, and down the hall, smacking at them with a broom as she knocked tables and chairs over. The four bunnies jumped this way and that, staying just ahead of the fiendish filly's blows.
"Nya Nya, missed us!" Fizzy called out, sticking her tongue out at Baby Lickety. "You're so slow, you couldn't hit a sleeping grundel!"
"Quick you there, in here!" Twilight yelled, pointing a paw into Galaxy's room. "We can hide in here!"
The four rabbits ran into the room, looking around for any possible escape in a hurry. Looking over towards the far wall, they noticed an open cabinet filled with all sorts of delicious-looking leafy green vegetables. Without even thinking, they all dove inside... as baby Lickety Split suddenly slammed the door shut on them.
"Ha! Gotcha! Looks like you're all trapped now!" The little filly gloated rubbing her hooves together greedily. "And I'm not letting any of you out until you agree to give me all the Easter baskets!"
Baby Lickety Split stood in front of the cabinet, holding the door shut for five minutes, then ten minutes, then fifteen. No sound seemed to come out of the closed up cabinet for a really long time, and the fiendish filly began to wondered if that had somehow managed to get out another way.
"Hey, what gives?" The little brat demanded, still holding the door shut with her hooves. "Is this some kind of trick?"
*RUUUMMMMBBBLLLEEEEEEEE!*
Suddenly, the entire cabinet began to shake rumble around, like something big and powerful were trapped inside of it. The little filly pushed her whole weight against the doors, trying to keep them closed.
"H-h-h-e-e-e-y w-w-h-a-a-t-s g-o-o-i-n-g o-o-n?" The shaken up filly asked in terror, looking around desperately.
It was then, that Baby Lickety Split realized two things. First of all, she remembered that the cabinet that she had trapped the four bunnies inside was an magic time-lapse cabinet, enchanted so that time passed at a much, much faster rate on the inside than on the outside. For the Twenty minutes that had passed out here, two months had passed inside the cabinet, where they were all trapped.
The other thing she realized, remembering certain things she had read in a book, was that she had trapped two pairs of boy and girl rabbits inside that cabinet for two months.
"Uh oh...." The little brat whimpered, her ears drooping.
*BOOM!* The doors of the cabinet exploded outward, and a swarm of hundreds of pink and green baby bunnies poured out of the cabinet, knocking baby Lickety Split backwards off of her hooves. The tide of young rabbits swarmed over Baby Lickety, burying her her under their stampede.
"How do ya like that, ya big palooka!" Fizzy screamed, as the swarm of baby bunnies stampeded across the drawbridge, and out of the castle. "Twilight and I knew you were bad at math, so we beat ya by MULTIPLYING!"
"Fizzy come on, we have to finish up and get out of here!" Twilight exclaimed, looking back at the unconscious filly. "She's really not going to be in a good mood when she wakes up!"
Fizzy nodded, and the two does delivered the last of the Easter baskets, then followed the two bucks out of the castle.
"That was a whole lot of fun, Twilight!" Fizzy giggled, as the two hid under a bush. "So what do we do now?"
"Wait here and stay hidden, until our mates dig out a burrow big enough for all of us to live in." Twilight replied with a sigh. "I really don't mind though, I could use a break from all the craziness for awhile."
"Well, I hope we get to go back and work on the Easter baskets next year!" Fizzy Giggled. "Just think of the kind of trouble we could get into then!"
Fizzy's goofy laughter was cut off by the loud SPLAT! Of an Easter egg against the back of her head.
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