The Generic Brony Clopfic!

by Munck

Rating: mature
Tags: Random, Alternate Universe, Human, Comedy, Romance
Length: 1353

Follow Gary Stu on his wild adventures in Equestria! Gotta rut 'em all!

My name is Gary, Gary Stu!
And I'm a young man who just turned 18.

I have many skills and traits, but my most awesome is by far the powers of Gary Stu'ness!
With these powers, I can get anything I want.
Money, sex, fame, all the bitches in the world, pretty much anything I can point my finger at!

Yet, I feel so empty inside.. Or I did, until I found My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic!
But now that season two is done, I would have to wait like every other brony.

But by the powers of Gary Stu'ness vested in me! I will go to Equestria!!!

Oh? Look at that!
I white portal.. I do wonder where that leads.

*Jumps through it*

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This is for all intents and purposes a parody.

This idea was conceived after a friend and I were discussing all the things we find annoying in HiE fics.
As much as I love the genre, some things just makes me want to facepalm so hard that it will kill every braincell I have.

Tags and so on will be added as it comes along.

I have no idea how often I will update this, only time will tell.

With that out of the way, I can only say this.

Enjoy my random fic.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-05-10 23:24:01 UTC

Twilight Sparkle

As I exited the portal, I found myself in Twilight Sparkle's bathroom

Taking some time to look myself over in the mirror, I saw that I was still the same light-brown eyed, spiky auburn haired and awesome looking guy as always.

My looks being so good that one would think the gods sculpted me just to have someone to be jealous of.

After that bit of self admiration, I opened the bathroom door and went down the stairs to the central part of the library.

Books littered the floor and many more were on the shelves.

I then saw the stunned mare sitting in her couch, not knowing what to make of this situation.

"Who or what are you..?" she said, curiosity filling her lovely violet eyes.

Looking at her, she was just as cute as in the show, with her curious expression and her soft looking dark blue mane with pink and violet highlights.

I really love her mane... And that cute, curvy body of hers~!

I cleared my throat before my sexy voice filled the room.

"My name is Gary Stu, a human and I'm here to make you the luckiest mare in the universe, at least for now."

Her cheeks started burning red under her lovely lavender coat, as I walked towards her.

"W-w-w-what are you t-talking about!?" She stuttered as she tried to get away.

But as the mighty powers of Gary Stu'ness that courses through me would have, she slipped off the side of her couch with a little thump as she landed on her back.

As she lay there, trying to shake the light blow she took to her head, I pinned her down, looking her deep in her lovely eyes.

"Get off me!" she yelled as her horn lit up.

But before she could cast any spells, I gave her horn a little lick, causing her to give out a little whinny as she lost all concentration.

"Now, just relax and let me, THE Gary Stu, make you feel good~!" I said, my deep sexy voice sweeping through the room, enticing anyone who heard it.

She started looking at me with her best bedroom eyes, as I slowly kissed her on the lips, quickly parting them and advancing with my tongue.

Her eyes turned to pinpricks when I entered her mouth, but they quickly went back to her bedroom eyes as I explored her mouth, wrestling her tongue with my own as she let out a slight moan.

We parted our lips, a strand of saliva connecting us, as I dove further down, planting small pecks all along her lovely body, each one eliciting a soft moan from her.

I finally reached her lovely pink slit, poking it with my tongue, causing her to gasp and beam me a big smile.

Her naughty taste filled my mouth and I continued licking and playing with her lovely pearl.

I moved my fingers which had been playing with her teats down to her lovely slit and entered it slowly with my right index and middle finger, playing around inside her, as my left thumb and index finger pinched her clit all the while I was licking the rest of her slit.

She was now moaning and bucking her hind legs as I continued my relentless assault on her and soon enough she started quivering all over, letting out one long moan as she came, squirting her naughty liquids in my mouth before becoming limp from sheer pleasure overload.

I slowly got up and dropped my brown boots, black socks, blue pants and purple blouse, now standing over her only in my white boxers with red hearts.

She finally started coming back to her senses, giving me a cute smile while blushing.

"Oh Gary~! That's the best orgasm I've ever had... Books and quills just doesn't do that much for me~!" She moaned as lust filled her eyes again.

I then let my boxers fall, as my member flopped out and through the mighty powers of Gary Stu'ness, it grew to the size that would please her the most.

She gasped at the sight as I bend down, letting it flop over her face, it's head resting on her muzzle.

I could feel her hot breath caressing it, as she gave it a tentative lick, her eyes lighting up with pure lust before rolling over and popping it into her mouth.

She then started bobbing her head back and forth, her tongue coiling around my shaft as she started speeding up causing her mane to start swishing around her face and caressing my member every now and then, giving me even greater pleasure.

Letting out moans as she sucked on, the vibrations of her voice causing me to go over the edge as I gave a deep grunt, shooting my burning seed down her throat.

Her eyes turned upwards as she swallowed everything I had, her tongue still swirling around my shaft, before pulling her head back, giving an audible pop as my cock left her mouth, a sting of semen and saliva hanging between it's head and her mouth.

She then turned her marehood towards me, bending down on her forelegs, raising her tail so that everything was visible.

"Come on Gary, rut me so hard that nopony besides you will ever satisfy me again~!" She said in a sultry voice.

Not one to let a lovely mare wait, I got up and bend my knees a little, so that I could enter her.

I slowly pressed through her tight folds, as she gave a yelp in pain when I popped her cherry, but it didn't take long for the pain to be substituted by pleasure, as the semen she drank works as a powerful aphrodisiac.

The wetness of her marehood allowed me to pump in and out like a piston with little resistance, scraping her walls as she moaned and groaned in pure bliss.

Soon enough, her walls started convulsing around my member, as her moaning became more erratic and she started leaking even more love juices than before.

I was on the verge as well, so I put all my strength into rutting her silly, quickly driving her and myself further over the edge.

With a final deep grunt, I released my burning hot seed deep inside her womb, causing her eyes to roll upwards as she started writhing with spasms, squirting even more love juices as she moaned in pure pleasure.

I leaned over her and nibbled her right ear, causing her to giggle a little.

She was about to say something, when another voice caused our eyes to dart towards the library door.

"HOLY GUACAMOLE!!! I did NOT need to see that!" the baby dragon squeaked.

"Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go buy me some bleach for my eyes..." He grumbled as he slammed the door on his way out.

Twilight looked back to me, giving me a sheepish smile somehow causing a squeaking sound.

I just smiled back, letting my member slip out of her as a mixture of semen and her love juice slipped out.

I then scooped her up and made my way upstairs to her bathroom.

Placing her in the big wooden tub where I took a nice quick shower.

I got out, quickly drying myself off and going downstairs to find my clothes, leaving a still dazed Twilight in the tub.

As I got dressed, she quickly burst downstairs.

"Wait, Gary! Where are you going? You're not gonna leave me forever, right?" She asked, tears forming in her eyes.

I went over and gave her a big sloppy kiss.

"Don't worry babe, I'm on a mission.. A Mission to rut 'em all! But always know this, Twi. You will always be my first mare~!" I said, giving her another kiss.

She was now like putty in my hands, so I scoped her up and put her on the couch, giving her cheek a quick peck before heading for the exit.

It's time to check out the rest of Ponyville!

To Be Continued! -