Epik Brony

by EpicOru Ulterra

Rating: teen
Tags: Comedy, Romance, Crossover
Length: 741

A teenage boy becomes a pony after being sucked into equestria. the main six also start a band.

Epikwone always hated being human. Hated it. One day he recieves a mysterious e-mail from an unknown sender and gets sucked into equestria. when he meets the main six ponies, he was a brony obviousley, they are thinking of starting a band. Soon after he arives though, Princess Celestia visits ponyville and turns Epikwone into a pony. It is a story of love, friendship, and pony metal music.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-05-10 14:45:35 UTC

Prologue

Prologue.

Look at them. Nine friends who are rocking Equestria with their music. Life for them is perfect. But it wasnt always like that, you know. Lets go back about a month before. It all started two weeks after Shining Armors wedding. Things then were, well, a little weird. Let me start the story with Rainbow Dash.

Rainbow Dash was napping on a cloud as usual. Then she woke from her nap. What the hay woke me up? She thought to herself. Rainbow Dash looked down and saw Apple Jack playing an acoustic guitar. Rainbow Dash was listening quietly. It was beutiful. When Apple Jack finished, Rainbow Dash made 'woot' sound.

" That was pretty awesome, Apple Jack." said Rainbow Dash.

" What, who's ther?! " The orange pony asked, looking around to find the pony who said that. She looked up and saw that it was Rainbow Dash. She put her guitar in its case, calmer now.

" Thanks Dash, but ah wasnt expectin' nopony to hear mah song. "

" Why, it was totally cool!" Rainbow Dash's eyes were wide as she smiled at Apple Jack.

" Well, ah never played in front'a anypony before, other than the folks back at Sweet Apple Acres. "

" You should totally show the others. "

" Are ya sure? Am ah really that good?"

" Ofcourse you are. And dont worry about being nervous, i'll play with you."

" Ya play guitar too?"

" Well duh, " said Rainbow Dash, " Wait here." She took off. She was gone a whole eleven seconds. When she returned, she was holding an electric guitar and an amp. She then pulled her cloud over the amp that she set on the ground and bucked the cloud. A lightening bolt shot out and hit the amp. Rainbow Dash then pluged her guitar in and played a few Hooves 'N' Roses songs. When she finished, she looked at Apple Jack.

" Pretty awesome huh?" She asked.

" Better than ah could ev'r do." Apple Jack frowned, she scraped the dirt with her hooves.

" Hey, dont feel bad, I think your good. You dont have to feel bad about yourself."

"Aw, thanks Dash. Yer right, ah shouldnt be all down on mah self."

" what song were you plaing earlier anyway?"

" Oh, that was a song ah play fer Apple Bloom when shes 'a down or hurt."

" We have to show the others." Rainbow Dash's voice cracked when saying that.

" Ah dont know, what if they dont like it?"

" Just play for them, it'll be fine." Rainbow Dash waved a hoof.

" Fine, how 'bout t'marrow?"

" Awesome! Yeah, tomarrow."

" well, ah better get goin', see ya partner." Apple Jack said.

" See ya!" Rainbow dash shouted taking off.

Epikwone was on his laptop. Epikwone is currently a human. He is what you would call a brony. He was on one of his favorite My Little Pony sites. He could hear his stupid as shit father yelling at the dog for sitting on the rug. He hated his father.His father purposely makes messes and makes him clean them. he hated being human. HATED it.

" I wish i could be a pony. I hate this peice of shit life." Epikwone said as he clicked on a link to a site the page recomended him. It wasnt what he expected though. He thought it would be a pony RPG. But instead it was a black background and a green button saying "ENTER" on it. He then recieved an email from an unknown sender. Epikwone read it aloud.

" Click ENTER and discover a whole new world." he looked at the bottom of the email and it said 'from LF & CM'.

Epikwone was curious. What would happen if he clicked ENTER?

" Hey asshole, get in here!" Screamed his father.

" Thats not my name, dick!"

" What the fuck did you just call me."

Epikwone wasnt listening any more. He didnt care. He was going to click ENTER. He did. At first, nothing happend. Then his laptop strted glowing... Glowing? Computers dont glow. The screens maybe, but not the outside part. Just as he stood up, a vortex opened up from the screen and sucked him in. He flew through numbers, letters, and pictures until he reached the light at the end of the tunnel. He passed out.