Twilight Sparkler closed ze door and said ''Door closed, check''.
Then she kicked spike ''Spike kick, check''
Zen she looked mad and placed ad on her hauz.
Zen Derpy broke window of her haus and said ''I don't know what went there to steal mah cappkakes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!''
Twilight had read about ''CappKakes'' in a book called ''Cappkakes and how to avoid zem.''
After thinking a little thing Derpy typed ''ghdrfdrfjhmh bxcftgffvcf bg fgvcfbj b b bfvcfxdjnfgv bg bgbgvcfcdftghhhhh h bn bh fb fb rbhrbyklluililjm fs fdd b b bn bnn n n fn'' on Twilight's typewriter because she didn't hav fingers or something like dat.
Twilight sad ''Why did you TOUCH my %#@$&*# taipwraiter!? Wait... it's not mine... where did you get it?''
''From dat hole ower there!?'' Responded Darpy.
''Yay!'' shouted Pinkie Pie, because she fell from a hole in basement.
Yes. Yes. No. I know.