Hi, I'm Evo, I'm not exactly normal. The recent killings in Manehatten have made me go to Ponyville, under direct orders from the princesses. I just hope they're nice there. It's a bit annoying that they don't remember me, but hey, you deal with what you're given, as Apple Jack would always say. Now, off to try to keep my body-count down, whilst having to do my bloody job.
This will end well, I can already tell.

Just saying, this is my first fic, ever, so don't be too harsh, thanks.
Also, thanks to my editor, JTBrony.