What... just... happened?by Piccadilly-LollipopChaptersA Totally Innocent Picnic..Get Out, Get Out, GET OUT!Oh... My....Goddamned Hangover...A Totally Innocent Picnic..Author's Note Hai guys, tell me what you think! ;D feel free to hate down below, i dont care, just gonna live life like the weirdo i am ^~^ peece. (i know how to spell and stuff.. dont judge) A Totally Innocent Picnic.. It was a nice and sunny day in Ponyville. Applejack, Fluttershy, Rarity, Twilight and Spike were having a nice and peaceful picnic under their favourite tree near Sweet Apple Acres while Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash were off to some mischief, planning pranks to pull on Miss Cheerilee. "My darling, i've just got to say, Spike has grown ever so much!" Rarity said while sipping some of her tea. "I know, right? it feels like just yesterday when he was just a little baby dragon!" Twilight laughed as she nommed on a sammich. "Twili~ght! you're embarrasing me!" Spike said, blushing furiously, crossing his arms and burying his head in them, flexing unintentionally. Rarity stared at his arms in awe, as if they were a delicious hunk of meat, "Ga~ah..." "Rarity, are you okay? you seem so flustered all of a sudden! That is... if you don't mind me asking..." Fluttershy said worriedly, "Huh? Wha- Oh, uhm, yes i'm fine, just uuh... a bit thirsty! that's all.. heheh..?" she cried out in surprise, shaking her head. "Aaaare ya sure? you seemed like you were staring at spikey-boy here," Applejack laughed, winking at Rarity which caused her to turn a deep shade of crimson, "N-no!! not at all!!" she shouted out all of a sudden, looking away. They carried on with their picnic for a while longer, Rarity drooling over spike as he acted awkwardly, making her blush even more every now and then. Then she just couldn't take it anymore, Rarity shot up and said very quickly, "I-i-i'm not feelingverywell!!imgonnagohomenowandrest, okbye!" running away before she could even finish her sentence. "Huh, well that was weird.." Spike said, tilting his head to the side, "yep.. sure was.." Twilight replied, feeling suspicious. ~Back in Rarity's home~ 'Oh my sweet Celestia! that was so awkward and unlady-like of me!! i need to take a nap..' Rarity thought to herself, slouching over to her room. 'hmm.. should i sleep in my clothes or in my pyjamas?' 'Obviously pyjamas, well duu~h!' Rarity delicately took of her white shirt and folded it neatly, placing them on her bed, she stood in front of her mirror, stretching a bit. "Aaaaa~hhh" She sighed, grabbing her pyjama shit out of her wardrobe, buttoning it on slowly. Then, as she slipped her black leggings off tiredly, a shirtless spike popped up in her head, spraying himself with water from a hose. she shook her head in surprise, gasping dramatically. "What On EARTH am i DOING? I can't think of spike that way!" she said aloud, jumping into her pyjama bottoms rapidly and jumping into her bed, pulling the covers over her head. "Gerrout, Gerrout, Gerrout!!" she yelled, shutting her eyes tightly and sub-consciously drifting into a deep-sleep. Rarity opened her eyes slowly, finding a spike slouching above her, "hmm..? ohai... spi...-IiIiIiIIIIKE?!" "hai sleepyhead" he winked in reply, "what are you doing here?..!!" "what do you mean?" Spike said nonchalantly, "im here to make you..... Happy" "ohohho... my spike, what's this we have downstairs? --" Rarity's eyes shot wide open as she screamed out, "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HEAD YOU DISGUSTING THOUGHTS!!" "oh my... how unprofessional of me.." Get Out, Get Out, GET OUT!Rarity got out of bed and got dressed into a black t-shirt and some blue skinny-jeans, slipping on some black flats too. She looked outside the window and realised that it was very dark outside. she felt dumb-struck. "how.. but i.. it ju... i wa... HuuuuuuuuUUUUUHH??" Rarity began to feel like she was losing her mind and checked the time on her phone, it read: 8:37.PM "oh my goodness... i was at home at four.. was i really asleep for four and a half hours? This is so unlike me!" she said aloud, feeling like she was going cuckoo. 'hmm... well it couldn't hurt to go to the bar with twilight.. could it?' she thought to herself, rubbing her chin thoughtfully. Rarity knocked on the door of the old oak library, 3 times. No answer. Another 3 times. No answer. "Hello~? Twilight, are you awake?" she called out to nobody in perticular. 'hmph. i guess i'll just go alone... i wonder where spike is?' ~down at the bar/club~ "Hey Berry Punch!" Rarity called out, over the loud music as she walked into the bar club thingy whatever you call it. "Heya Rares! your friends Twilight and Spike are here! want a drink?" "oh really? where? and sure, i'll have a light beer please" "down there," she replied, pointing at the corner of the room, where they sat, "hm, no tequila shots tonight?" she said, pushing the beer towards her. "nah.. too early, and thanks, see you later darling!" Rarity dance/shimmied her way over to the table Twilight and Spike were sitting at, "Darling! you came her without me? i knocked on your door and nobody was there!" she said, pouting a bit, "Yeah well i was going to call you but i thought you weren't feeling well?" Twilight replied, "Yeah, we got worried," spike said, sipping on his glass of redbull and vodka slowly. "why that's just sweet of you! BOTH. i mean both..!" Rarity said nervously, "well come sit down!" Twilight said, shuffling over and patting the seat next to her. A skanky-looking waitress sashayed over with a notepad and said in a supposed-to-be-sexy bitchy tone, "Heeeey~ what can i get you guys?" winking at spike as she chewed her gum loudly. Rarity all of a sudden began to feel anger boil up inside her and said rudely, "You can get your slutty-ass out of here and get us a different waitor, that's what!" the waitress scrunched up her nose and kissed her teeth, walking away as she felt rather embarrassed. "Phew, thanks rares, she was making me feel quite uncomfortable..!" Spike said, letting out a sigh of relief. "Yeah, i didn't like the way she was... how do i put this.. Bitching?" Twilight chuckled, "Oh it was nothing dear, i just wanted the whore out of my face, it angers me to see you both so uncomfortable! it's the least i could do anyway," Rarity laughed nervously. As they waited for the new waiter to come and serve them, Rarity's thoughts drifted back to the dream she had experienced earlier. 'Ooohhh... if only it was rea- Wait. What am i saying?! GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!' "GET OUT. GET OUT. GET OUT. GET OUT. GET OUT!!!!" she suddenly yelled out, punching the side of her head. "Rarity! Are you ok?!" Twilight cried out in surprise, "Huh?! Oh shit that actually happened.. uuhm.. im so sorry to worry you, im perfectly fine.. just some rather.. unpleasant thoughts.. thats all.. heheheheheheh.." she gulped, trying to brush it off. Luckily spike came to the rescue and changed the subject saying, "Hey uuuuuuuhhhh.... did you hear about the new movie coming out? i heard that big-mac is gonna be in it.. it's called 'Fifty Shades Of Hay' its apparently gonna be pretty sexual... Eheheheheh? are you gonna watch it?" He blurted out nervously. Twilight decided to let it slide as she knew he was only just helping out a friend. A while later, a new waitress came towards them, MUCH less bitchier than the last, "Hello, i am BonBon and i will be your waitress tonight, what can i get ya?" she said happily, "Thank you, i will get.... a shot of vodka please" Rarity smiled, "I'll have some whisky" Twilight said, "Make that two!" Spike said loudly, "Alrighty! Coming up!" BonBon said, jotting some stuff down and skipping away, "well she seemed happy!" Twilight said after she left, "Mhm, you guys seem to be having some strong drinks, what's up?" Rarity chuckled, raising an eyebrow slightly, "oh nothing.. just up for some PartAYING!" spike said with alot of enthuisiasm. 'I Have a baaaaad feeling about this...' Rarity thought to herself, but shook it off. Author's Note sorry the first few chapters are so short... im getting to the good stuff very soon! Oh... My....The night went on pleasantly enough, the three getting drunker and drunker by the hour. Spike ordered very strong drinks, which made him act pretty goofy, Twilight ordered semi-strong drinks as she didn't enjoy drinking as much as the others did, while Rarity gradually ordered stronger drinks. This of course made them pretty damn drunk. "H.. Hey~yy.... WAITOR! i want... uhm... *counts on fingers* whiskey? Yeah.. WHISKAAAAAAAYYYYY!!!!!" Spike managed to slur out, "Spikey-wikey! don... Don't be s-so.... LOUD LIKE THIS! gime a bluddy.. bluddy elizabeth! No. Bluddy ma...rrrryyyy.. HaHaHaHa!" Rarity laughed, "Gu.. guys! stahp.. stahp being such.. such book worms.. s.... gime some vodka" Twilight tried to say half-sober. BonBon came to their table with a tray of their drinks and chuckled to herself, "guys, you shouldn't stay too long, it gets pretty dangerous after hours... Hmph, well here are your drinks!" she said, putting down their drinks carefully. "Hey.. Hey you.. you're awesome. say meow." spike said, completely ignoring what she said. "naaaaaahhhh, i wont do that, well see you later.." she chuckled, walking away. Rarity slapped her hand around on the table, looking for her glass of liquor but accidentally knocked it over and it spilt all over Spike's white t-shirt, showing his abs through it. Rarity blushed profusely and apologised countless times with the following reply: "It.. its oka....y rares.... i can.. i can just take my shirt off and become a .. strip dancer!" and he ripped his shirt off, revealing his wet.. sparkling abs. Rarity felt sweat trickle down her forehead and swallowed the lump in her throat. Twilight excused herself and disappeared somewhere and then Spike decided to jump on the table and start dancing, yelling out, "HEY, COME SEE ME ST-TRIP DANCE LI'E, L'IE DA PRO I AM!" then, stupidly enough, he slipped on some of the bloody mary spill and fell atop of Rarity. "Why hell....ooo dere sexy ladeh," he said in a deep voice, "What'cha doin' do.. down dere?" "Oh... My..." Rarity gushed Author's Note super sorry its so short, gonna make the next one as long as possible! Goddamned Hangover...Author's Note just wanted to say, thanks for all the feedback - good and bad, it helps out so much 'cause i can use it to improve this story! keep it coming! thanks for all the support, -piccadilly <3 P.S, the juicy stuff is next chapter, ;D Goddamned Hangover... Rarity laughed nervously and blushed as she felt something prodding her thigh. "ehhhmm... Spikey-wikey, is... is that a.. a whatdoyoucallit... a tomato?" she mumbled out, still drunk, "hm?" he said, looking down, "oh, i guesssss it iss..! oh wait no.. its my boner." with that statement, Rarity turned redder than blood at his bluntness and felt blood trickle down her nose. "you.. you're just so.. so preetttyyyy... can we fuck?" Rarity mentally face palmed herself and quickly rolled from underneath him with a quick change of subject, "i'm thirsty." and ran to the bar, thinking to herself with the small part of her that was still sober, soon to be washed away with the strongest drink she knew, 'did.. dis he just say that he wanted to.. fuck me? i-' "one aunt roberta cocktail please," "coming right up!" "Thannksssssss.." she slurred as her drink was served, taking a sip from it immediately, "no problem," replied berry punch and went off to serve other awaiting costumers. As soon as Rarity had finished her drink, she went back to check on Spike, only to find him on his back, eating french fries which she assumed he ordered while she was gone. "Spiiiikkkkeeeee...." she slurred, drunker than pinkie pie at a party, "les... lets go home now.... i wanna.... i-" and with that. she passed out. ~back at Rarity's boutique~ Rarity woke up with a terrible head ache, with Spike passed out on the floor by her bed, "huh.. sp-" she jumped out of bed, running towards her bathroom, on the verge of throwing up. she sat there for about half an hour, spraying like a fire hydrant. And to make matters worse, her migraine didn't seem to be helping either, 'damned hangover... this is so unlike m-' "BLURGHGHHHH!!" Spike unpleasantly woke up to the sound of someone throwing up violently, groaning in disgust, he got up and walked to the source to investigate. "YABLUUUURRGHH!!! owwh.... Spike... help m- BLUUUUGGHHHH" 'oh gosh...' he thought, feeling terrible. "R-Rarity? are you okay?" "n... noooo......" "do you want me to bring you anything?" "just- BLUUUUGGGHHH!! twilight... quick.." and with that, spike disappeared, leaving nothing but a cloud of smoke. *knock knock knock* Twilight! *knock knock knock* Twilight! *knock knock knock* Twilight! "ok, ok! im coming jeez! what's the rush?" Twilight said, half-running to the door, "Rarity needs your help! no questions asked. MOVE!" a slightly panicked Spike said, pushing Twilight to Rarity's Boutique. "I- But- w- What is going on Spike?" now a pissed off alicorn said. "no time to explain, just cast a hang-over cure spell thing on Rarity, she's been throwing up for almost an hour i think, just go upstairs!" "That's the problem? Rarity has a hang-over? Pffft! Spike!! you should've just told me, why are you so worried about a mere hang-over?" "c-cause... i care about her.." Spike said, now flustered. "Dawwwh! my wittle cute dwagon has feewings fo' his crush! how sweet!" Twilight laughed, using her baby voice to taunt him, "Shurrup! i've grown up now! just hurry up and cast the spell on her already!" "alright, alright! don't get your diaper in a twist!" "TWILIGHT!" "im kidding! sheesh!" As twilight made her walked towards Rarity's room, she heard violent wretching and splattering aswell as pained groaning. "sheesh Spike.. you were right... that sounds terrible... Rarity! i'm here! im going to cast a hang-over curing spell, are you ready?" she said, entering "mh- BKUGH- mm" was her response, "ok, here i go!" with a spark of Twilight's horn, Rarity fell to the ground with a thud. "she'll be fine, she just passed out from the impact after all the... throwing-up... just let her rest" Twilight said, "okay.. are you sure she'll be alright?" Spike said, picking Rarity up and carrying her to her bed. "positive, anything else you need?" "nah, i'll just stay here with Rarity." "ok, see you later" and with that she left, back to her nice and humble library. Spike sat at the side of Rarity's bed for at least 2 hours before dozing off...
A Totally Innocent Picnic..Author's Note Hai guys, tell me what you think! ;D feel free to hate down below, i dont care, just gonna live life like the weirdo i am ^~^ peece. (i know how to spell and stuff.. dont judge) A Totally Innocent Picnic.. It was a nice and sunny day in Ponyville. Applejack, Fluttershy, Rarity, Twilight and Spike were having a nice and peaceful picnic under their favourite tree near Sweet Apple Acres while Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash were off to some mischief, planning pranks to pull on Miss Cheerilee. "My darling, i've just got to say, Spike has grown ever so much!" Rarity said while sipping some of her tea. "I know, right? it feels like just yesterday when he was just a little baby dragon!" Twilight laughed as she nommed on a sammich. "Twili~ght! you're embarrasing me!" Spike said, blushing furiously, crossing his arms and burying his head in them, flexing unintentionally. Rarity stared at his arms in awe, as if they were a delicious hunk of meat, "Ga~ah..." "Rarity, are you okay? you seem so flustered all of a sudden! That is... if you don't mind me asking..." Fluttershy said worriedly, "Huh? Wha- Oh, uhm, yes i'm fine, just uuh... a bit thirsty! that's all.. heheh..?" she cried out in surprise, shaking her head. "Aaaare ya sure? you seemed like you were staring at spikey-boy here," Applejack laughed, winking at Rarity which caused her to turn a deep shade of crimson, "N-no!! not at all!!" she shouted out all of a sudden, looking away. They carried on with their picnic for a while longer, Rarity drooling over spike as he acted awkwardly, making her blush even more every now and then. Then she just couldn't take it anymore, Rarity shot up and said very quickly, "I-i-i'm not feelingverywell!!imgonnagohomenowandrest, okbye!" running away before she could even finish her sentence. "Huh, well that was weird.." Spike said, tilting his head to the side, "yep.. sure was.." Twilight replied, feeling suspicious. ~Back in Rarity's home~ 'Oh my sweet Celestia! that was so awkward and unlady-like of me!! i need to take a nap..' Rarity thought to herself, slouching over to her room. 'hmm.. should i sleep in my clothes or in my pyjamas?' 'Obviously pyjamas, well duu~h!' Rarity delicately took of her white shirt and folded it neatly, placing them on her bed, she stood in front of her mirror, stretching a bit. "Aaaaa~hhh" She sighed, grabbing her pyjama shit out of her wardrobe, buttoning it on slowly. Then, as she slipped her black leggings off tiredly, a shirtless spike popped up in her head, spraying himself with water from a hose. she shook her head in surprise, gasping dramatically. "What On EARTH am i DOING? I can't think of spike that way!" she said aloud, jumping into her pyjama bottoms rapidly and jumping into her bed, pulling the covers over her head. "Gerrout, Gerrout, Gerrout!!" she yelled, shutting her eyes tightly and sub-consciously drifting into a deep-sleep. Rarity opened her eyes slowly, finding a spike slouching above her, "hmm..? ohai... spi...-IiIiIiIIIIKE?!" "hai sleepyhead" he winked in reply, "what are you doing here?..!!" "what do you mean?" Spike said nonchalantly, "im here to make you..... Happy" "ohohho... my spike, what's this we have downstairs? --" Rarity's eyes shot wide open as she screamed out, "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HEAD YOU DISGUSTING THOUGHTS!!" "oh my... how unprofessional of me.."
Get Out, Get Out, GET OUT!Rarity got out of bed and got dressed into a black t-shirt and some blue skinny-jeans, slipping on some black flats too. She looked outside the window and realised that it was very dark outside. she felt dumb-struck. "how.. but i.. it ju... i wa... HuuuuuuuuUUUUUHH??" Rarity began to feel like she was losing her mind and checked the time on her phone, it read: 8:37.PM "oh my goodness... i was at home at four.. was i really asleep for four and a half hours? This is so unlike me!" she said aloud, feeling like she was going cuckoo. 'hmm... well it couldn't hurt to go to the bar with twilight.. could it?' she thought to herself, rubbing her chin thoughtfully. Rarity knocked on the door of the old oak library, 3 times. No answer. Another 3 times. No answer. "Hello~? Twilight, are you awake?" she called out to nobody in perticular. 'hmph. i guess i'll just go alone... i wonder where spike is?' ~down at the bar/club~ "Hey Berry Punch!" Rarity called out, over the loud music as she walked into the bar club thingy whatever you call it. "Heya Rares! your friends Twilight and Spike are here! want a drink?" "oh really? where? and sure, i'll have a light beer please" "down there," she replied, pointing at the corner of the room, where they sat, "hm, no tequila shots tonight?" she said, pushing the beer towards her. "nah.. too early, and thanks, see you later darling!" Rarity dance/shimmied her way over to the table Twilight and Spike were sitting at, "Darling! you came her without me? i knocked on your door and nobody was there!" she said, pouting a bit, "Yeah well i was going to call you but i thought you weren't feeling well?" Twilight replied, "Yeah, we got worried," spike said, sipping on his glass of redbull and vodka slowly. "why that's just sweet of you! BOTH. i mean both..!" Rarity said nervously, "well come sit down!" Twilight said, shuffling over and patting the seat next to her. A skanky-looking waitress sashayed over with a notepad and said in a supposed-to-be-sexy bitchy tone, "Heeeey~ what can i get you guys?" winking at spike as she chewed her gum loudly. Rarity all of a sudden began to feel anger boil up inside her and said rudely, "You can get your slutty-ass out of here and get us a different waitor, that's what!" the waitress scrunched up her nose and kissed her teeth, walking away as she felt rather embarrassed. "Phew, thanks rares, she was making me feel quite uncomfortable..!" Spike said, letting out a sigh of relief. "Yeah, i didn't like the way she was... how do i put this.. Bitching?" Twilight chuckled, "Oh it was nothing dear, i just wanted the whore out of my face, it angers me to see you both so uncomfortable! it's the least i could do anyway," Rarity laughed nervously. As they waited for the new waiter to come and serve them, Rarity's thoughts drifted back to the dream she had experienced earlier. 'Ooohhh... if only it was rea- Wait. What am i saying?! GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!' "GET OUT. GET OUT. GET OUT. GET OUT. GET OUT!!!!" she suddenly yelled out, punching the side of her head. "Rarity! Are you ok?!" Twilight cried out in surprise, "Huh?! Oh shit that actually happened.. uuhm.. im so sorry to worry you, im perfectly fine.. just some rather.. unpleasant thoughts.. thats all.. heheheheheheh.." she gulped, trying to brush it off. Luckily spike came to the rescue and changed the subject saying, "Hey uuuuuuuhhhh.... did you hear about the new movie coming out? i heard that big-mac is gonna be in it.. it's called 'Fifty Shades Of Hay' its apparently gonna be pretty sexual... Eheheheheh? are you gonna watch it?" He blurted out nervously. Twilight decided to let it slide as she knew he was only just helping out a friend. A while later, a new waitress came towards them, MUCH less bitchier than the last, "Hello, i am BonBon and i will be your waitress tonight, what can i get ya?" she said happily, "Thank you, i will get.... a shot of vodka please" Rarity smiled, "I'll have some whisky" Twilight said, "Make that two!" Spike said loudly, "Alrighty! Coming up!" BonBon said, jotting some stuff down and skipping away, "well she seemed happy!" Twilight said after she left, "Mhm, you guys seem to be having some strong drinks, what's up?" Rarity chuckled, raising an eyebrow slightly, "oh nothing.. just up for some PartAYING!" spike said with alot of enthuisiasm. 'I Have a baaaaad feeling about this...' Rarity thought to herself, but shook it off. Author's Note sorry the first few chapters are so short... im getting to the good stuff very soon!
Oh... My....The night went on pleasantly enough, the three getting drunker and drunker by the hour. Spike ordered very strong drinks, which made him act pretty goofy, Twilight ordered semi-strong drinks as she didn't enjoy drinking as much as the others did, while Rarity gradually ordered stronger drinks. This of course made them pretty damn drunk. "H.. Hey~yy.... WAITOR! i want... uhm... *counts on fingers* whiskey? Yeah.. WHISKAAAAAAAYYYYY!!!!!" Spike managed to slur out, "Spikey-wikey! don... Don't be s-so.... LOUD LIKE THIS! gime a bluddy.. bluddy elizabeth! No. Bluddy ma...rrrryyyy.. HaHaHaHa!" Rarity laughed, "Gu.. guys! stahp.. stahp being such.. such book worms.. s.... gime some vodka" Twilight tried to say half-sober. BonBon came to their table with a tray of their drinks and chuckled to herself, "guys, you shouldn't stay too long, it gets pretty dangerous after hours... Hmph, well here are your drinks!" she said, putting down their drinks carefully. "Hey.. Hey you.. you're awesome. say meow." spike said, completely ignoring what she said. "naaaaaahhhh, i wont do that, well see you later.." she chuckled, walking away. Rarity slapped her hand around on the table, looking for her glass of liquor but accidentally knocked it over and it spilt all over Spike's white t-shirt, showing his abs through it. Rarity blushed profusely and apologised countless times with the following reply: "It.. its oka....y rares.... i can.. i can just take my shirt off and become a .. strip dancer!" and he ripped his shirt off, revealing his wet.. sparkling abs. Rarity felt sweat trickle down her forehead and swallowed the lump in her throat. Twilight excused herself and disappeared somewhere and then Spike decided to jump on the table and start dancing, yelling out, "HEY, COME SEE ME ST-TRIP DANCE LI'E, L'IE DA PRO I AM!" then, stupidly enough, he slipped on some of the bloody mary spill and fell atop of Rarity. "Why hell....ooo dere sexy ladeh," he said in a deep voice, "What'cha doin' do.. down dere?" "Oh... My..." Rarity gushed Author's Note super sorry its so short, gonna make the next one as long as possible!
Goddamned Hangover...Author's Note just wanted to say, thanks for all the feedback - good and bad, it helps out so much 'cause i can use it to improve this story! keep it coming! thanks for all the support, -piccadilly <3 P.S, the juicy stuff is next chapter, ;D Goddamned Hangover... Rarity laughed nervously and blushed as she felt something prodding her thigh. "ehhhmm... Spikey-wikey, is... is that a.. a whatdoyoucallit... a tomato?" she mumbled out, still drunk, "hm?" he said, looking down, "oh, i guesssss it iss..! oh wait no.. its my boner." with that statement, Rarity turned redder than blood at his bluntness and felt blood trickle down her nose. "you.. you're just so.. so preetttyyyy... can we fuck?" Rarity mentally face palmed herself and quickly rolled from underneath him with a quick change of subject, "i'm thirsty." and ran to the bar, thinking to herself with the small part of her that was still sober, soon to be washed away with the strongest drink she knew, 'did.. dis he just say that he wanted to.. fuck me? i-' "one aunt roberta cocktail please," "coming right up!" "Thannksssssss.." she slurred as her drink was served, taking a sip from it immediately, "no problem," replied berry punch and went off to serve other awaiting costumers. As soon as Rarity had finished her drink, she went back to check on Spike, only to find him on his back, eating french fries which she assumed he ordered while she was gone. "Spiiiikkkkeeeee...." she slurred, drunker than pinkie pie at a party, "les... lets go home now.... i wanna.... i-" and with that. she passed out. ~back at Rarity's boutique~ Rarity woke up with a terrible head ache, with Spike passed out on the floor by her bed, "huh.. sp-" she jumped out of bed, running towards her bathroom, on the verge of throwing up. she sat there for about half an hour, spraying like a fire hydrant. And to make matters worse, her migraine didn't seem to be helping either, 'damned hangover... this is so unlike m-' "BLURGHGHHHH!!" Spike unpleasantly woke up to the sound of someone throwing up violently, groaning in disgust, he got up and walked to the source to investigate. "YABLUUUURRGHH!!! owwh.... Spike... help m- BLUUUUGGHHHH" 'oh gosh...' he thought, feeling terrible. "R-Rarity? are you okay?" "n... noooo......" "do you want me to bring you anything?" "just- BLUUUUGGGHHH!! twilight... quick.." and with that, spike disappeared, leaving nothing but a cloud of smoke. *knock knock knock* Twilight! *knock knock knock* Twilight! *knock knock knock* Twilight! "ok, ok! im coming jeez! what's the rush?" Twilight said, half-running to the door, "Rarity needs your help! no questions asked. MOVE!" a slightly panicked Spike said, pushing Twilight to Rarity's Boutique. "I- But- w- What is going on Spike?" now a pissed off alicorn said. "no time to explain, just cast a hang-over cure spell thing on Rarity, she's been throwing up for almost an hour i think, just go upstairs!" "That's the problem? Rarity has a hang-over? Pffft! Spike!! you should've just told me, why are you so worried about a mere hang-over?" "c-cause... i care about her.." Spike said, now flustered. "Dawwwh! my wittle cute dwagon has feewings fo' his crush! how sweet!" Twilight laughed, using her baby voice to taunt him, "Shurrup! i've grown up now! just hurry up and cast the spell on her already!" "alright, alright! don't get your diaper in a twist!" "TWILIGHT!" "im kidding! sheesh!" As twilight made her walked towards Rarity's room, she heard violent wretching and splattering aswell as pained groaning. "sheesh Spike.. you were right... that sounds terrible... Rarity! i'm here! im going to cast a hang-over curing spell, are you ready?" she said, entering "mh- BKUGH- mm" was her response, "ok, here i go!" with a spark of Twilight's horn, Rarity fell to the ground with a thud. "she'll be fine, she just passed out from the impact after all the... throwing-up... just let her rest" Twilight said, "okay.. are you sure she'll be alright?" Spike said, picking Rarity up and carrying her to her bed. "positive, anything else you need?" "nah, i'll just stay here with Rarity." "ok, see you later" and with that she left, back to her nice and humble library. Spike sat at the side of Rarity's bed for at least 2 hours before dozing off...
