The night went on pleasantly enough, the three getting drunker and drunker by the hour. Spike ordered very strong drinks, which made him act pretty goofy, Twilight ordered semi-strong drinks as she didn't enjoy drinking as much as the others did, while Rarity gradually ordered stronger drinks. This of course made them pretty damn drunk.

"H.. Hey~yy.... WAITOR! i want... uhm... *counts on fingers* whiskey? Yeah.. WHISKAAAAAAAYYYYY!!!!!" Spike managed to slur out,

"Spikey-wikey! don... Don't be s-so.... LOUD LIKE THIS! gime a bluddy.. bluddy elizabeth! No. Bluddy ma...rrrryyyy.. HaHaHaHa!" Rarity laughed,

"Gu.. guys! stahp.. stahp being such.. such book worms.. s.... gime some vodka" Twilight tried to say half-sober.

BonBon came to their table with a tray of their drinks and chuckled to herself,

"guys, you shouldn't stay too long, it gets pretty dangerous after hours... Hmph, well here are your drinks!" she said, putting down their drinks carefully.

"Hey.. Hey you.. you're awesome. say meow." spike said, completely ignoring what she said.

"naaaaaahhhh, i wont do that, well see you later.." she chuckled, walking away. Rarity slapped her hand around on the table, looking for her glass of liquor but accidentally knocked it over and it spilt all over Spike's white t-shirt, showing his abs through it. Rarity blushed profusely and apologised countless times with the following reply:

"It.. its oka....y rares.... i can.. i can just take my shirt off and become a .. strip dancer!" and he ripped his shirt off, revealing his wet.. sparkling abs. Rarity felt sweat trickle down her forehead and swallowed the lump in her throat. Twilight excused herself and disappeared somewhere and then Spike decided to jump on the table and start dancing, yelling out,

"HEY, COME SEE ME ST-TRIP DANCE LI'E, L'IE DA PRO I AM!" then, stupidly enough, he slipped on some of the bloody mary spill and fell atop of Rarity.

"Why hell....ooo dere sexy ladeh," he said in a deep voice, "What'cha doin' do.. down dere?"

"Oh... My..." Rarity gushed

Author's Note

super sorry its so short, gonna make the next one as long as possible!