Twilight Mengele talks about benefits

by ChaoticShadow

Rating: mature
Tags: Alternate Universe, Main 6, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Spike, Comedy, Sex, Twilight Sparkle, Random, Gore
Length: 1021

Twilight Mengele , the most smartest pony of all of Equestria, gives us a lesson on benefits.

Twilight Mengele , the most smartest pony of all of Equestria, gives us a lesson on benefits.

~Contains a very low standard of clop you have been warned!~

Published 2015-05-31 00:20:02 UTC
Last updated 2015-05-31 00:20:02 UTC

Benefits Pt.1

“Hello there, my name is Twilight Mengele Sparkle and today i will teach you about the wonders of life and it's benefits.

~HONESTY~

“First to start things off ,we came here to Sweet Apple Acres where I am here to talk about honesty."

“Hello Japplejack" Twilight said in a somewhat happy type of tone looking at applejack whom was relaxing on the chair near the barn.

“What what? Who called my name?"

“Over here" Twilight called, waving her hoof in the distance.

“Oh Hi Twi, what do you want."

“I just came here to ask if you could watch something for me while I gone, can you do that?" Twilight held out presenting her wallet.

“uh yeah, what ever" Japplejack replied still relaxing on the bench.

“Thank you I'll be right back." Twilight said as she trotted out the acre. I few seconds past until Japplejack took of her glasses to see what Twilight left behind.

“What in tarnation?" Japplejack said puzzled looking around to gain back consciousness. Japplejack looked at the abandoned wallet for quite a while. Not very many sells were good at Sweet Apple Acres, making the business revenue drop dramatically making Japplejack poorer than Ponyhidden. Her element was honestly by the way, and she HONESTLY needed some money so without wasting anymore time, Japplejack looked around one more time before taking the wallet.

“Ummm what do we got here" Japplejack asked as she open the wallet up. “ID, Pony Licence, weird dark mystical magic stuff....ahhh money." Japplejack declared in surprise. "Only 300 pits?" Japplejack complained, searching the wallet one more time to make sure she didn't leave behind."Well I pissed on with apple juice, wit all that weird magical stuff in her laboratory, I would think that she would have more than this laying around." Japplejack complained once again.

"Japplejack, i'm back!" yelled Twilight as she trotted back towards the barn. Upon hearing this, Japplejack quickly placed the wallet back where Twilight has last put it, and stuffed the remaining money in her pony pocket.

"Oh eh, hi Twi" Japplejack greeted back with a shaking in her voice.

"You keep an eye on my wallet for me?"

"Sure did."

"Is all my stuff still in here in the correct order?"

"Yup."

"Are you sure, cause my pits are all gone."

"Oh really, how did that happen?"

"Japplejack.....Did you take my pits?" Twilight asked with her Legs crossed.

"No Twi , I promise, I swear to Delestia." Japplejack replied.

"Uh, well anyway, see you tomorrow!" said Twilight as exited from the property.

"Bye,.....Whatever." She replied back.

" See everypony, a life lesson on Honesty between friends."
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~LOYALTY~

"Hi Everypony, and welcome back to life and it's benefits, Today i'm going to discuss to you all the Loyalty between two best friends."

"Hi Raindow Dash" Twilight yelled to the chillin' blue Pegasus up in the clouds playing her Pony Station Portable.

"Uh hi Twi, 'Sup" Raindow replied back still playing the device.

"Nothing just chillin'....and Seallin' and Killin'. You know got this swag down here an' all here and everything. You know Dogg, hommie, brah, my sniggdigg, my-"

"Twilight! Stop! just Stop!" Raindow yelled down at Twilight.

'Oh yeah... I forgot, got to focus to the lesson." Twilight snapped into conscious .

Deep in the horizon stood a gang of stallions smoking some dope, and discussing a few things.

" Oh look guys, a group smoking the same illegal drugs Spike use and look like I shouldn't go bother them. Let's see what their up to." Twilight said as she walks towards the group.

"Hi, my name is Twilight Mengele. Nice to meet you." Twilight greeted.

The group stopped at what they were doing and look puzzledly at each other and Twilight.

"Uhhhh what do you what?" One colt asked in a angered but high kind of voice.

"Oh nothing, just wanted to see what you boys are doing."

" Uhhh enjoying some sunshine in a bag that's all" One doped colt replied. " You want some?" he asked.

"No thank you instead I got these tartees here and-" Twilight dropped the candy on the ground as the wind blew it behind her.

"Whoops, clumsy me. just let me get that for a second." Twilight stated as she turned around and bent down to get the candy."

The colts stared furiously at the glistening plot before them and the other goodies besides the candy. They all looked at each other and
winked their eyebrows at the plan they all had in common.

"Such as big round ass you got there gal." One colt commented as he gripped Twilight's ass.

"Thank you, i have been doing some yoga very often." Twilight replied.

"And indeed you have." another replied back.

" Oh my aren't you boys very big, Oh!" Twilight eked.

" Oh yeah." Said a colt.

" Oh what are you doing?" " Ohp they're spreading my butt!, they're licking my butt! they're in love with my butt! Dash! HELP!"

" Shut up Twilight , gosh i'm trying to beat this final boss. It's such a asshole. Oh my god! find some other move to do beside that shit!" "Oh wait! hold on! we got something!, we got something! oh o, o! Boom! Oh oh swirve, swirve, yeet, yeet, OHHHHHHHHH! take that you fuck! ah ah SWAG!" Raindow celebrated as Twilight yelped in a mixture of pain and pleasure and colts grunted and snored.

"AHHHHHH! DASH! HELP!" Twilight plead in agony.

"Do it yourself you dumb bitch! ah ah ah! SWAG!" laughed Dash as she began listening to music.

"AAHHHHHH HERE IT COMES! HERE IT COMES! yelled one colt as he prepared to climax in his subject.

"NO! NO! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" yelled Twilight.

"A Few Hours Later"

"Ah, Ah" Twilight struggled on the ground after being a day worth sex slave to the potheads.

"Th-That's, Everypony the lesson on Loyalty. Uhhh." Twilight said as she collapsed on the ground.

"Yo Twilight! What was that you needed for me to do again?" Raindow flew down.

"DAAYNM!" yelled Raindow.

"Free Tarteeszzzzzzz" Raindow picked up the candy and flew away.