fallout equestria: party in the wasteland

chapter 1: let the party start

"good morning everypony!.this is DJPON3 broadcasting live form a seclude location in the wastes!were goanna start the day with a little song because it's that time of year again so let's play a nuclear winter wonderland enjoy!"

"ok so let's see what's in the fridge"

"let's see beer beer beer whiskey, scotch hey a sandwich!"

"god I'm sooooo hungry I'm goanna have to go to the market soon"

"shit the song ended.hey everypony hoped you enjoyed that so how are you? for one I'll be out for a while so keep sending in those recommendations and ill play them.peace out everypony.well for a while adleast"

"ok and I'm out"

"so get my stuff glasses check coat check AA12 check"

" fuck out of ammo well then I'm goanna have to take my baseball bat then"

"shopping list ammo food"

"well time to go" so I haven't introduced myself yet my name is vinyl scratch my mom also had the same name and the name stuck. we all had the same job since my grandma and that job is the job of a dj I keep the wasteland from going insane from boredom or just going crazy in general. I don't usually leave my dj shack but when I do its only for food or ammo to fend off raider or crazy fans. so this is just something I don't do a lot but i do it so its normal for me. shit four raider blocking my way to the market I use my magic to slow down time and get 4 hits on the leader and hear a satisfying crack on the last hit then I put two hits on the rest of them not to kill but to daze then long enough for me to get away. I give all my weapons to the guard and start to look around I have 5000 caps on me so that should be enough for food and ammo. Let's see a 20 gauge shells on sale for 40 caps I get three boxes of 60 shells. sounds good to me. Now for food. "YES!" oops shouldn't have said that out loud. but sparkle cola are back in stock. 2 caps for one. "I'll take five!" so now I've got something to drink now to find something to eat. Well they got sugar bombs sweet! five boxes for 10 caps that's a deal! time to head back to my dj shack. shit those raiders are still here maybe they won't notice me? no my luck is too shit for that so I guess ill sneak up on them? na if they come after me that's my fault. with my luck I should have killed them when I had the chance because that got me shot in the leg. "FUCK" I chugged a healing potion and the wound started to close I pulled out the bullet and it was a 5 mm should not have hurt that much! if it was a shotgun pellet then I could start to scream like that. so I start to load my gun and also run like fucking hell I hear a sniper rifle and I think who the fuck is shooting at me now? A bounty hunter? A slaver? Who the fuck know I got the fuck out of there before I got shot again. So I get back and I shake off the snow from my hooves and poor a bowl of sugar bombs and open a sparkle cola but before I dig in I decide to put on a few requests and maybe talk and say who it's from. yea il do that. "Hello everypony DJPON3 is back on the air and is gonna play a few requests"

"all right first one this request is from some drunk pony wants any song. well that was pointless"

"well let's hear it" and I'm out god that was embarrassing. well then I guess I'll start to eat my cereal and drink my pop. after I go to bed because I just realised it is 10PM so good night. So I woke up the next morning and I hear my station still on and still playing. weird. all right so time for sugar bombs! so I pick up the bowl with my magic and when the first piece hits my tong it tastes so good! I may be picking up some rads but who cares. A pony's got eat. shit I don't have a story for news time. hope one of my watchers come soon and with something I can use. "vinyl!" just in fucking time I think. "what do you have for me?"

"well...."

"well what?"

" well... I found this no but I found no..."

"so you don't have anything .......fuck" "sorry vinyl"

"its all right"

"I'll just sign off for the day"

" I promise ill have something tomorrow"

" you better"

"all right everypony  im singing off for the day sorry for not being on the entire day lately ive been tired and I might be taking a break for a few weeks. so im DJPON3 singing off"

"and I'm out god im going to bed im fucking tired, time to hit the hay.

well fuck I'm on a table about to be cut open and have all my organs ripped out by a malfunction robot god Luna, celestia help me please. well I guess this is it well might as well tell you guys a few things I never had sex with a stallion before so yea im about to die a virgin that sucks. So that also means that my family tree ends with me the last vinyl killed by a surgery bot. this sucks. "are you ready to begin miss?" "no! let me the fuck go!" "miss please calm down" "ok sorry" " now let us begin" this is it the last breaths im going to take goodbye.........

what im dreaming? Or is this what death is like? "wake up miss"

"what wake up? but im dead" and im falling!!!!!!! "welcome back to the land of the living miss how do you feel?"

"but I thought that you would have ripped out my heart and let me bleed out"

" now why would I do that miss?"

" because of that pony behind the counter his entire chest was gone and so were his organs!" " oh that pony was killed by raiders who came here last month"

" but why did they just eat the chest and organs and not just eat the entire pony?"

"I wonder that question myself miss"

"so that did you do when I was out?"

" your heart was heavily dosed with radiation"

" so where did you get the heart?"

" I got it from the pony behind the desk they didn't eat it"

" weird.. so what's your name?"

" I am surgery bot model 34 but everypony used to call me shara"

" shara that's a nice name"

" thank you miss"

"can you stop calling me miss my name is vinyl, vinyl scratch"

" nice to meet you vinyl"

"nice to meet you shara"

" so do you want to leave I could use a pony like you?"

" what do you say?"

" im in!"

"so what do you remember before the bombs fell?"

" not much vinyl except for my name and a name of another robot called ED-E" weird why would she only remember those two things and not anything else unless " hey shara let me look at your memory drive maybe I can restore the memories that you lost"

"ok vinyl"

" ok let's see ah! here is the problem somepony locked out the other parts and left those two memories unlocked so you know who you are"

" but..."

"but what?"

" I don't know who ED-E is but I think I have heard that name before some were I think he is one of my watchers!"

" weird why would you think they would do that?"

" well some things that are locked are not meant to be unlocked"

" that's true vinyl but I want to know who  I really was"

" please"

"ok but if this get's us killed im gonna kill you little rascal!"

" um vinyl that's a bit extreme don't you think?"

" it's a joke shara!"

"look let's get back to my place and then we will talk ok?"

" ok" there was something about this robot that seemed different well after she fixed me she seemed really nice. I hope she stays that way. "here we are home sweet home!"

" it's small"

" well I live by myself so you would kinda expect that"

"it's all right"

"now I have a spare bed around here somewhere let me find it and you can get comfortable. Well as comfortable a robot can get"

"ah! here it is"

"it's not pretty but it's better than sleeping on the floor"

"vinyl?"

"yea?"

"why are you treating me like a normal pony?"

"you seem like a normal pony, you may be a robot but that doesn't mean I can't be nice" "thanks vinyl"

"no prob shara"

"good night shara"

"good night vinyl"

"vinyl it's time to get up"

" shara go back to bed it's 6:00 AM"

"yea but we need to get going"

"were do we need to go?"

"we need to go back to where you found me"

"why?"

" maybe there is something about me that will spark a memory for me"

"fine.... let me get my stuff"

" I chose to wake you up now because the raiders aren't up yet"

" smart pony"

" thanks" and if she was a real pony her entire face would be blushing so much. Now just to get out of bed. "ow my ass hurts like I took a bullet there"

" might as well put up with it"

"all right let's go shara"

" now we will be there in a few hours"

"so do you think we will find something?"

"I don't know but we will find out when we get there" now what to do until we get there.... I know! "hey shara want to listen to the radio while we walk?"

"sure" after we did that the time passed by a lot faster. so about an hour later I realized that I had a bottle of my favourite whiskey! I decided to open it but only take a small swig because who knows how fast I can get drunk off of this!

"well here we are shara" wow I said that like im not happy to be back witch im NOT. "let's look inside"

"all right let's go" now were to start let's try the filing cabinets over there. let's see patient files, incident report, robot repair? maybe I should give this to shara. "hey shara I have something for you" "shara?" "whats wrong?"

"what? sorry vinyl I was just distracted"

"here I found something"

"thanks"

"no problem" what the? I saw something in the last office. "hey im gonna go check some of the offices for anything" holy shit the floors look like they are about to cave in. ok what could have caused that glow? what. the. fuck is that orb? guess il put it in my bag and look at it later. what's this? classified is stamped on the front. might as well look at it. project eagle... holy shit this is bad this is really bad the fucking steel rangers are going to lob shells half-way across equestria! "FUCK FUCK FUCK SHARA WE NEED TO GO THIS PLACE IS GOING TO BLOW!!!"

"what is going on?"

"NO TIME TO EXPLANE!" and with that we ran as fast as our fucking hooves could let us. and shortly after that the entire fucking building exploded. "holy fucking shit that was close"

"what just happened?"

"steel..gasp ranger"

" oh those guys they were our best clients why would they blow it up?"

"maybe there was something that they wanted to get rid of"

"but what would they want destroyed?"

"I don't know maybe we should pay a visit"

"that would be a bad idea!"

"why?" I asked with a really worried tone in my voice "the rangers don't like people just walking in"

"I'm sure it's not that bad"

"also reapers have been spotted a lot more lately in the wastes" she really had a scared tone in her voice when she said that. that kind of worried me. "I'm sure we will be fine" why the fuck did I say that it's not going to be fine because every time I say that I get shot or I lose one of my best tracks. "well fuck it let's go"

"ok" holy shit I feel like I'm about to shit myself because reapers are the toughest son of bitches in the entire wasteland. If we found one we would be dead before the fight even started. "well might as well get walking we got a while. hey maybe we will find a stable pony and find a pip-buck 3000!"

"it be nice to have a map"

"hey if they were your best clients didn't they ever tell you were it was?"

"no they never really talked when they came in but they usually paid a few hundred caps each time and a regular check up was only 50 caps"

"why would they pay so many caps more though?"

"maybe they had too many caps on them"

"yea caps can start to get heavy after a few thousand"

"but the armour they wear is a lot heavy then caps"

"well actually they said that the body for the T-45 model is 45 pounds and the helmet is ten pounds"

"wow"

"yea" wow that is light compared to reaper armour but they do something to you when you become a reaper. But that's beside the point. so might as well fast-forward a bit because the next few hours are just me and shara walking so let's have a word from the guy who is writing this story! hey! thanks for reading my story I was actually inspired to write  this story for the great Kkat and Somber who have so far have wrote my absolute favourite story so far ever! I was planning on making derpy as my mane protagonist but that failed miserably then I thought of using blackjack but then I would have to ask somber but then I would have to do a bunch of legal shit and I thought well my friend thought use vinyl as my protagonist and I thought that's a good idea. So that how this story was born I really hope that your enjoying the story so far also im just writing whatever comes to my mind right now and the only reason I included this is to add some 4th wall breaks but I've already done that with vinyl in the story talking to you kinda like how im talking to you right now. any ways lets's get back to the story shall we? or do you want to keep talking to me? allright keep talking it is! so anyways my name "not real name just nickname from blackjack and poker night" is the dealer and its not referencing the dealer for project horizon it's just the name my cousins game me. they did not know that it was a character from a story but that's beside the point. I just hope your enjoying the story so far. now back to you vinyl. Thanks man. so now I should so pose I introduce you to... well actually you can wait.