Contraptions...

After Pinkie Pie had retrieved her party cannon, several streamers, confectionery and other random party must-haves had been fired off and everypony attending had got drunk off fluttershy's liqour, everypony finally started to enjoy themselves.

Ember all the time had been seated on a sofa in the corner, using A.H.I for various 'tasks' and only having a couple of rounds of liqour so he remained a working pony to do his business.

Over the course of the party various things had transpired, including Ditsy Doo, Ponyville's local mail mare getting her head stuck in a lamp shade and repeatedly continued to walk into a wall afterwards and for some reason, Vinyl Scratch was now spinning herself on the turntable since she was 'most likely' drunk to a large extent.

"Come 'n Mister...... Mister...... Mi--" Applejack said before passing out on the floor infront of an incoming konga line.

After Applejack, Fluttershy proceeded to drunkenly walking over to Ember carrying a bottle of 'Beaksies Finest' illegal Griffon-made imported liqour, all the time snickering to herself lightly after she hiccuped from the amount of the illegal liqour she had consumed.

"Come and gi- *hiccup* me a big kiss Mr. Cogwork." Fluttershy said in a drunk tone as she wobbled over to Ember.

As fluttershy became only a few hoof's away from Ember, pursing her lips in a attempted kiss, the crimson pony briskly jumped off the couch and galloped for the door.

"I had this happen to me once and I am not having it again!" Ember shouted as he galloped out of Sugarcube corner.

After Ember had galloped far enough to be sure he was away from the 'Drunk Squad' he calmed down as slowed his pace to a brisk trot.

"A.H.I, Engage navigational tool." Ember said.

The mare popped up on the screen again, but instead of her usual cybernetic blue she was recoloured to a dim pink with small weak sparks coming off her body.

"Do it yourself you lazy bugger!" A.H.I said in a average drunk mare's voice before rolling over onto her side and breaking into a fit of laughter.

Ember quickly proceeded to wear a un-suprised look on his face before pressing A.H.I's manual offswitch and sighing.

"Dammit, Pinkie!" Ember shouted in knowledge that somepony from the party had probally spilled some of liqour on his watch.

"Well I guess I might as well go home." Ember said before trotting down the road which he faintly recognized.

After about 20 minutes or so of getting in lost in Ponyville, Ember finally found his home.

It was a large 3 story house, with the style of most of the other houses.

As Ember proceeded to the door he heard a faint voice from behind, that made his face going stiff with fear.

"I still didn't get that kiss." came the voice.

As Ember turned around he saw the butter-yellow pegasus, the party rubbing off on her looks which were completed with bloodshot eyes, a mangled set of mane and tail and a large grin that made up the centerpeice.

Without wasting another second Ember quickly turned around to try and open his door, but as he was about to succeed with fumbling the lock to the right position, the liqour smuggling pegasus mare had already landed ontop of him.

"Now your gonna have to pay more..." Fluttershy said in her drunk tone.

"Well shit..." Ember said before quickly pressing one of the buttons that went round his watch's screen.

After he pressed the button, two long metal sticks that ended in minuscule needles slid out, without a second thought, Ember slammed his wrist up into Fluttershy's neck, his hoof being stopped halfway through the action as the needles hit home and probally made contact with Fluttershy's collar.

Within seconds Ember felt the pegasus go limp on his back and proceeded to slide the unconscious Fluttershy off his body with the use of his wings.

"I guess she staying her tonight then." Ember said before heaving a sigh.

"A.H--" Ember started before remebering A.H.I too was drunk and proceeded to walk to his bags before pulling out a notepad and pen.

"No'...t'...sef'..." Ember mumbled through his mouth that clasped the pen.

"Rai'...Fwuttershy's...for...the...re't...of...'er...boozs'..." Ember said before finishing the note.

"Well, best get her on the sofa, only damn peice of comfortable furniture around." Ember complained before dragging the pegasus inside and lifting her onto the sofa.

"Now, I think I best go and fix Ahilese. Why the hell did I even put that in?" Ember said to himself before proceeding back to his luggage and grabbing a large, black toolbox in his mouth.

Ember woke up to find his nostrils being lured by a pleasant smell of cooking pancakes coming from the kitchen. At this smell he almost unconscouisly proceeded downstairs towards the source of the aroma.

When his eyes finally decided it was time to take action he found a butter-yellow pegasus propped up against the counter, where she appeared to be cutting apples.

"Mornin' Fluttershy." Ember said before letting out a long yawn.

"Good morning Mr. Cogwork." the butter-yellow pegasus replied.

"Wait... Fluttershy?!" Ember shouted before proceeding to fumble with his watch again.

Fluttershy turned around, clasping a frying-pan handle in her teeth as she proceeded to flip them, but instead fell limp again with the pancakes landing on her mane.

"Well, Shit..."

Author's Notes:

Hope you guys all enjoyed second chapter and found it a good laugh. Another chapter coming soon!