deadpool

by thatguy45

Rating: mature
Tags: Anthro, Dark, Alternate Universe, Human
Length: 137

a regular human, cosplaying as weapon 11, gets sucked into equestria.

hi i'm wade. yeah, funny haha name, but that was my name before i became… this. well, you're here, so i suppose that i'll tell you why i'm here. a little bit after x men origins: wolverine came out, i went to comic con. i thought, 'hey that would be interesting' and spent five hours in the chair to get exactly like it. i had absolutely everything perfect. but the second that i stepped through the doors, i blacked out.

the next thing i knew, i was in equestria

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-03-22 18:24:14 UTC

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cold... that was the only word i could use to describe my current predicament. i wasn't supposed to fell anything, but i felt cold. at least i'm not in the gardens, like that dick discord, getting pooped on. but on the other hand, he probably had a nice view. a shrub or something. and down here, i have no distractions. i can plan out celestia and luna's death with nothing but me, myself and i. i might be forgetting someone, but who cares. ah, i forgot to introduce myself. i am wade. it's not funny now, but it will once i explain what i am. you see, i'm deadpool. and no, not the awesome comic version. i mean the movie version. yeah. weapon 11. i know you're heading towards the dislike button right know, but