I'M BANANAS!

by Chaotic Note

First published

Hi if you're receiving this message that I've recorded, then that means that sending a message via electrocuting a mirror was a success. Right now, I want you to sit the hell down and listen to my story cause it's going to be the most crazy tale of shenanigans you'll ever hear and somebody needs to carry my story.

So first things first, I'm a human named Nathan Drake. Well I was cosplaying as Nathan Drake, but that's beside the point. I was attending an E3 convention and bought some pretty good bananas, cause damn they're the best kinds of fruit. But somehow right now after touching the bananas, I'm in a land full of rainbow-colored ponies and I almost got eaten alive.



A parody of the trending "Why am I _X_?" stories.