COOKIES

by AlicornsplayMC

Rating: everyone
Tags: Random
Length: 282

OMG. So, I went to dance class earlier today and I'm really tired right now but whateva. ANYWHO we were having cookies in class and chatting and stuff, and then when we came out, some students were eating dinner. And turns out my friend had 4 cookies in class. So she reached into her bag and guess what she found. 8 FREAKING COOKIES. THANKS FOR THE INSPIRATION KAYA.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-03-24 00:35:45 UTC

WHAT THE HAY

COOKIES BY OMNOMOMNOM

One stereo-typically beautiful day in mudane, BORING Ponyville...

"Uhhh...Pinkie? What are you doing?" Rainbow Dash asked, "Seriously. You're being really weird." What was the said pink mare doing? Staring off into space while randomly drooling and rocking back and forth mumbling, "Cookies.Cookies.Cookies." This was all done on Sugarcube corner's back room floor. "Twiiiiliiight?" the rainbow-maned mare called, "Can you come here for a sec?" The purple alicorn trotted out from the kitchen, ruffling her wings. "Yes Rainbow?"   "Weeeell, do you see Pinkie?"   ".......yes..... why?"  "Do you know why she's doing...that?"  Twilight looked closely at the fluffy-maned baker. "Uh-oh." "WHAT?!" yelled Dash, obviously freaking out. "WE NEED THE CAKES STAT! BRING ALL THE  BAKERS IN PONYVILLE DASH! WE'RE GOING TO NEED SOME SERIOUS BACK UP HERE!!!"

Meanwhile, in Canterlot...

The lunar princess, casually talking to her sister over the brunch table, suddenly froze. "Is everything alright Luna?" asked Celestia worriedly, "You look a bit ill." Luna shook her head violently. "No I'm fine dear sister, but I'm afraid I will have to call this glorious midday feast off." The solar princess looked in surprise as Luna ran out the gilded door and violently slammed it, running to her "nightly chambers". As soon as she was in her bedroom, she rushed in and quickly locked the doors. She then rushed around, closing shutters, lighting candles, and getting a black cloak covered with hoof-stitched pictures of cookies. She galloped into her bathroom and held a candle in front of her face. She stared back at her reflection in the mirror. Slowly, a chuckle broke itself free from her chest. It ended in a full-blown evil laugh. "THE COOKIES HAVE BEEN TRIPLED!!!!!!!!!!"