Note: Idiots demamded originality from me, idiots GOT originality from me. I hope you enjoy reading this piece of shit that I completely regret having to take credit for. On a side note, you dumped this shit into the Unoriginality Brigade? Wow, very fucking original. lemme tell ya what, I'm going to write what I want, when I wamt, HOW I want from now on, and if you want me to do something else, I'll jist give you a link to this piece of shit. I'm putting this on premenent hiatus.

Kyle and his friends are just a normal set of people to New York, with jobs, parties, occasionally drugs, you name it. Then they suddenly get hit by a new Russian nuke that was designed to not even leave debris.

Meanwhile, Ponyville has just seen the last of everfree forest; an oversized city just popped up in it's place.

Can Kyle ad his friends help the citizens of New York come to terms with the ponies, or are they the only idiots dumb enough to attempt contact?

Could this lead to one of the greatest and fastest non-magical advancements known to Equis or will it lead to mass bloodshed?

I don' know either! I'm writing this story on air, so I'm clueless as to where I want to direct it!

Rated T for teen: Violence, Language, Terrible Puns

Sony Literature Entertainment America