Reality

by Legna

Rating: teen
Tags: Comedy, Random, Slice of Life, Human
Length: 1108

was all of Equestria just a dream for the royal sisters?

It turns out that the royal sisters of the Equestrian palace, are actually the royal sisters of the future Canadian Palace, and that they are just like any other teen rebel…

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-03-25 22:58:55 UTC

Wake up

The royal sisters both at the same time shot up in their beds panting, looked around, then looked at the wall in front of them blankly. And in Unison they both yell at their doors," Mom?!..Where's Breakfast?!"

"I am not the maid dammit!", they both groan and slump back in their beds.

TIANA(celestia)

"Fuck it, aye." Princess Tiana says as she pops out of her giant fancy bed practically made of diamonds and gold. When she gets up she realizes she's bare-ass naked, but she doesn't care, and slowly but surely got to her bedroom door and stepped out. It takes Tiana a moment to realize she's outside her room and looks around for her personal servant; finally she looks to her right and see's Shirley there. (her personal servant) Shirley glances to her left and her cheeks turn red as she re-realizes that her Majesty is a size double D, and sure enough Tia notices this shit taking the stage and snaps as she notices her hang over from the night before," What 'da hell you lookin' at, aye?!"

The servant's attention snaps upward and stumbles with her words as she finally asks her Majesty what she pleases, and Tiana responds," What's taking so long for that damn bath to start runnin'?" She leans on the side of the door way holding her forehead.

Understanding, the servant slightly bows and scurries to the bath within Tiana's room's bathroom," Extra bubbles this time, kay?", Tia manages to say behind her shoulder before Shirley is through the bathroom door. She walks over to her closet and thows a robe over her shoulders being lazy, then walks back out her door of her bedroom. When she looks to her left, she notices her lil' bro Prince Blaine(Prince Blue Blood), in full uniform as if some other kingdom was coming for a visit, even though it was fucking Saturday!! He suddenly looks up to see an annoyed naked looking older sister, and his facial became distraught and annoyed as it grew lava red.

"What?!", Tia snapped, still having a major migraine.

"Put some cloth on futile women!" he snapped back as he stormed off like a toy soldier, still slightly embarrassed, and covering his face.

"Fuck you!" she responded cool like. Then she went to her bathroom to take a bath.(no dip Sherlock)

Once Tia got done she put on some comfortable baggy shirt and pants that had a couple of holes in 'em. Satisfied she sat down and toyed with her Robo-Poodle for about 2 minutes, got bored, and went down to the breakfast hall, barefoot..

LUCY(luna)

She loudly groans, says," Dammit..", then slowly sits up still nearly asleep. she tries hard to remember what happened last night, and gets a memory back of her sneaking off the castle grounds to go party at a metal concert, one of the last of it's kind.

She stands up slowly, and like a zombie from that really old show "The Walking Dead", walks to her bathroom to the sink. Lulu looks up to see herself in the mirror, and her hair looks like a fucking hurricane went through it!

"Holy shit..", Lucy comments, then looks down at her belly shirt with rips in it. The shirt read with scratchy long black letters,"REBEL QUEEN". As she looks she smirks at her size D chest; they're not as big as her older sister's, but for some strange reason, they looked fucking huge! After studying them and pushing them side to side a bit, she takes notice that the belly shirt was the only thing she was wearing, and all she does is shrug.

"Clothes are so 8 years ago, LOL.", that's what Tiana taught her When she was 11. All of a sudden Lulu's eyes get big and her cheeks get bulged as she throws up what seems like gallons of puke in her fancy ass sink. Her personal servant Fletcher(Flash Sentry) came running in as he heard this.

"Are you okay your majesty?!"

"I'm Fucking fabulous dumb ass, now take this and throw it in the damn wash.", Lucy commanded as she slipped the belly shirt from the night before off. He bows with full content of understandment after taking the shirt. When he stands back up he takes note that his majesty is naked.. After a few seconds of this, Lucy notices this and decides to take this opportunity by the reins. She makes herself look innocent as she also makes herself slightly blush, and she softly asks," Oh, but whatever is the matter?

Highly alarmed and embarrassed he steps out as quickly as he can, trying to not make the scene any worse. Lulu scoffs in disbelief.

"Whatever, I didn't want your ass to be first any fucking way!!" She screams as she chases him out of her room and into the hall way. Then she notices somebody else in the hall. Blaine stood there, once again stunned and just as fucking red as he was with Tia.

"Does no women wear cloth in this palace?!" He exclaims as he stomps past Lucy.

"What da hell's his problem?", she mumbles wirily to herself. She walks back into her giant ass room mummy-style, and throws on a raggedy night gown, waters her virtual plant, then slowly shuffles down to the breakfast hall, barefoot..

CRYSTAL and SOLOMON(cystalis/sombra)

"Man, aye!", Queen Crystal grunted to herself," It's like the only one who turned out right was the runt!"

"What in the world are you Gripping about now?", asked King Solomon as he woke up in his 20 to 20 foot damn bed.

"Nothing, I just really need some stress relief and I need it now."

"Well maybe I can help with that stress 'now'." Solomon says slyly smirking.

"Oh? ", she replies playfully.

About 37 minutes they both dried up and got dressed, and went down to the breakfast hall, barefoot..

BLAINE(blue blood)

"Blasted women!", Prince Blaine exclaimed to himself as he stomped down the halls, face still hot, like the little toy soldier he is.

"I must report their inferior behavior once again to father and mother!"

As he approches their room doors, he faintly hears moans and groans, some squeaks, and thumping... He opens the door and his eyes got humungous as his face went pale. With eyes still wide from shock he continues his walk down the halls, and he passes one of the royal staff members, and the staff member takes a moment to realize what happened then comments," Poor dumb ass."

Then keeps on with his work as Blaine stumbles to the breakfast hall, childhood ruined.