Chapters It's been a thousand years since we came to Equestria. A thousand years we tried to help them. But instead of thanks, they tried to seal us away for nothing also saying we're nothing but monsters. The nerve of those ponies. Now me and my friends are sto-
"Oh for fucks sake Evan stop with your monologue. Its getting annoying." A irish voice said.
I notice the Zaku sniper mono-eye glowing dimly and again spoke.
"Well at least its better then doing nothing Marcel." I said.
"Will you both shut up! I'm trying to get some sleep here!" The Zaku Cannon shouted in annoyance.
"And how can you sleep while your in stone?" Marcel asked.
"I don't know!" Tyler shouted back.
"Will you please shut up!" I said until I heard several distant voices.
"Anyone hear that?" Marcel asked.
"No. It is I Arnold Schwarzenegger yargh!" The Zaku Kai said in a Arnold Schwarzenegger accent.
"Seriously Sark. Just shut up for a minute okay." I said in annoyance.
"C'mon class we got more exciting exhibits to see. " Announced a calm yet stern voice.
"Hey Lui mind telling us who are these ponies?" I asked the Hizack.
"Oh that's Miss Cherliee and her class. And today is the day when Discord breaks free." Lui explained via tac-comm.
"Thanks for the info Lui." I said.
"Today class we are going learn the history of the Band of Zakus." Cherliee said.
"Band of Zakus? " Apple Bloom said in confusion.
"These strange beings we see are made of a strange type of metal we never seen or heard." Cherliee explained.
"Then what makes them so special?" Dinky asked.
Cherliee giggled at Dinky's question.
"Well you see, this 'Zakus' were impervious to magic even the Royal sisters magic could not inflict damage to them along with Star Swirl the bearded." Cherliee explained. "Also their names has been recorded down into our history books even the statues."
MS-06S Zaku II Commander Type
MS-06 Zaku II
MS-05L Zaku I Sniper Type
MS-06K Zaku Cannon
RMS-106 Hizack
MS-06FZ Zaku II Kai
MS-05B Zaku I
MS-06F2 Zaku II F2 Type
MS-06J Zaku II Ground Type
MS-06R-1A Zaku II High Mobility Type
While Miss Cherliee and her class were busy discussing about the Zakus, they did not notice a mismatched creature simply hiding in the shadows smiling devilishly.
"Time to cause a bit of good old chaos.' Discord said and snaps his talons before disappearing.
"Their just a bunch of stupid monster who deserve to be turn into stone." Diamond Tiara said and laughs not caring that the statue which is Jack was slowly crumbling apart.
Its show time.
Diamond Tiara notice the others staring at her wide-eyed causing her to stop laughing.
"What's wrong?" She asked confusingly.
"What the fuck you just said to me ya little piece of shit!?" A scottish accent spoke which made Diamond Tiara to whip her head around only to see Jack glaring at her.
"Um..."
"That's what you have to say! Well let me tell ya this laddy! In Scotland we all give bad children like you a good spanking to behave." Jack scolded but he takes out a big-ass heat hawk axe. "You see this axe here? I'am going to turn ya into a bloody coat for winter!"
Diamond Tiara face paled and runs away screaming along with the other foals and Miss Cherliee. Once they were gone, Jack started laughing and notice the other Zaku statues behind him breaking apart.
''We're free!'' Mark shouted in happiness.
'' Not yet Mark. We're still in Canterlot and we need a ride out of here.'' I said.
''Don't worry, I installed a homing beacon into the Valkyrie dropship and the Hellhound gunship. The ships are located in the Royal vault of the castle." Lui said.
"Alright. Sark, Marcel, Mark and Lui are tasked to grab our ships to get us out of here while the rest of you follow me. We're going to pay Celestia a small visit. Lock and load boys!" I shouted and draw out both beam revolvers while the rest armed themselves with MMP-80 90mm Machine Guns and ZMP-50D but Jack and Shawn armed their H&L-SB25K AP 280mm Bazooka while Tyler prepares his shoulder cannon and Jonathan carries a 75mm gatling gun and laughs maliciously.
"Zakus move out!"
"Today my little ponies, we celebrate and congratulate the actions of our brave young hero's against Discord. The Elements of Harmony!" The solar diarch announced and was answered with cheers while the mane 6 raise their heads proudly.
While the ponies happily cheered for the elements and Celestia, a sudden explosion knocks both doors of the throne room causing the ponies to panic until they notice a single red eye glowing through the smoke.
"Celestia!"
"Celestia!" I shouted in anger causing her to look at me eye-wide.
"How did you escape from your prison?" She asked while glaring at me.
"Don't know, don't care." I said simply.
"No matter, I will seal you again." She spat.
"Still the same old seal you thing Tia. Not everything in this world is meant to be sealed or to be given mercy. For example Sombra, You and your sister were able to overpowered him and yet you showed him mercy allowing him to put a curse upon the empire and it's inhabitants to disappear. If I were there, I would have killed him." I said.
"A minor setback in the past." She said with no emotion.
"I doubt so Celestia." I said before snapping my fingers.
Several explosions rang out through the throne room thus leaving a couple holes on the ceiling. And on cue, the rest of my team comes in with their weapons pointed at Celestia.
"Light her up!" Tyler shouted and fires his plasma cannon at Celestia until the rest of us opened fire right at Celestia.
"Fuck her right in the pussy!" Jeff shouted and fires his grenade launcher from his ZMP along while Jack pulls out his Bazooka and fires a missile right at Celestia creating a big explosion.
"LOUD NOISES!!" Jonathan shouted and laughs maniacally while he continues to fire his 75mm Gatling gun at Celestia.
Once I heard a click coming from my beam revolvers, I quickly got rid of the the empty clip and replace it with a fresh one. After reloading, I notice a rainbow blur coming towards me in a fast pace. I quickly dodge the blur and shot a stun round at my attacker. I turn around only to see my team pounding the hell out of Celestia with their superior firepower until I heard a insanely loud voice.
"THOU REIGN OF TERROR ENDS HERE DEMONS!" Luna shouted before firing a spell which a easily dodge and signal the rest of my team to regroup.
"SURRENDER NOW DEMONS SO THAT I WILL SHOW YOU MERCY!" Luna shouted.
"Two bloody words wanker! Shut up!" Shawn shouted back and notice Celestia next to Luna.
"A bold move captain Evan but foalish." She said as several squads of Royal Guards comes in and surrounds us.
"Give up Zaku. You are outnumbered." Luna said with a smirk.
"I don't think so."
(or)
On cue a whirring sound is heard causing everypony except for my squad to look around in confusion until they see the Hellhound Gunship outside the main throne stained glass
"Well motherfuckers, You've been targeted for terrorisation! Prepare to get fucked!" Sark yelled through the gunship speakers and pulls the trigger thus firing all three machineguns while the rest of us take cover
"You going let Sark blast us to bits too!?" Shawn shouted.
"At least we're not getting shot at!" I shouted back and notice Celestia form a shield around her and her sister while the elements hide behind a fallen pillar. "Yo Tyler, set your cannon output to 230% and blast Celestia."
"I'sent that a bit overkill?" Tyler question.
"No its underkill." I said.
"One super overkill cannon blast coming right up!" Tyler announced and aim his shoulder cannon right at Celestia while his cannon charges up. Once his cannon finish charging up, he fires his cannon which releases a bright blue beam towards Celestia thus creating a explosion sending bits of debris everywhere.
Once the smoke finally clears, A blast of magic hits Tyler which sends him flying to a wall.
"FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-"
Princess Luna emerges from the smoke, her eyes filled with fury. She charges straight at me but a chain bladed wraps around her neck causing her to gag and notice Jeff behind her.
"GET OVER HERE! " Jeff shouted and pull her away and prepares to behead her with his katana but a blast of magic sends him flying from Luna.
"Stay away from my sister!" Celestia boomed.
"Where the is the bloody dropship Evan?!" Jack shouted after kicking a royal guard in the face.
"We're here!" Mark announced through the comms as he smashes the Valkyrie through the walls and lands infront of me and opens the cargo bay doors revealing Marcel with a Sturm Faust who fires it at Celestia
"Get in!" Lui shouted.
We quickly board the Valkyrie while Jonathan was the last to board and continues to fire his gatling gun non-stop.
"Get us out of here Mark." I ordered.
"You got it Boss! Next stop: The Everfree Forest." Mark said and speeds up the Valkyrie at max speed.
"Hey wait up!" Sark said and fires a volley of hellfire missiles at the throne room and follows Mark's Valkyrie leaving behind a trail of destruction behind.
"Mission accomplish boys!" I said and was answered with cheers until a very angry Sark yelled through the comms.
"I can't believe you assholes just leave me behind like that!" Sark shouted in his normal yet angry voice.
The rest laugh at Sark's complaint and notice Princess Luna pursuing us.
" I got this." Jeff said and activate his thrusters thus sending him towards Luna.
Once Luna could close in on Sark's gunship, she notice a black and yellow blur heading straight for her. Before she could react, the blur punches her in the face which sends her to the ground hard. Luna quickly recovers and sees Jeff infront of her.
"We meet again." Jeff said.
"We will defeat you demon!" Luna spat.
"You will die as a arrogant fool Luna." Jeff said coldly.
Fight
Luna instantly charge at Jeff who blocks her attack and punches her in the chest several times and kicks her away but Luna recovers and kicks Jeff and punches him in the face twice and kicks him away. Jeff instantly recovers and sees Luna coming at him. Before he could defend himself, Luna fires a spell from her horn and hits Jeff multiple times and shoots a lightning strike spell on him. But he quickly dodges it and punches Luna in the eye and kicks her at the the side of her head sending her to a rock. Luna notice Jeff about to kerb stomp her and quickly dodges it and attempts to cast a spell.
Jeff notice this and quickly perform a low kick on Luna then punches her a few times and shoots out his chain blade.
"GET OVER HERE! "
His chain blade pierce Luna's shoulder causing her to scream in pain while Jeff wraps his chain around his arm and swings then smashes Luna through several trees and slams her to the ground hard. Jeff rushes to her punches her hard at the side of her head thus sending her to the ground then walks to Luna and stomps her chest hard which breaks her ribcage causing her to cough out blood which stained the Zaku armour with her blood. Jeff aims and shoots out both of his chain blade onto Luna's shoulders then he goes airborne with Luna in tow. Once he was high enough, he performs several front flips which increase his momentum. He closes in to the ground and does one more frontflip and slams Luna to the ground that created a small crater with a barely conscious yet barely alive Luna.
Jeff draws his katana from his back and attempts to finish Luna off but hears the Valkyrie engines close by.
"Jeff that's enough!" I shouted.
Jeff looks at me for the moment and puts his Katana back and whispers to Luna's ear.
"Your lucky my boss told me to stop. Next time I will not Luna." Jeff whispered to Luna's ear which sends chills down her spine.
Once Jeff boards the Valkyrie, I notice several dents on Jeff's armour plating.
"You alright?" I asked in concern.
"I'm fine. It takes more then that to take me down Evan." Jeff said
Later...
"Mark, land us near the castle ruins." I ordered.
"Got it. But why Evan?" Mark questioned.
" We're going to stay low for the mean time while the guards search for us. We'll secure the area so you and Sark can land. The rest of you will follow me while Marcel stays behind and will give us air surveillance. Let's move out team." I said.
The Valkyrie lands on the ground as the rest of us exit out of the Valkyrie cargo-bay and look around our surrounding area for any threats but found none. I signal my team to move further into the forest while Marcel uses his sniper thermal scope to survey the forest.
Few minutes past of trekking through the thick vegetation of the Everfree forest which was deathly silent until we notice a fog.
"Switch to thermal visions Zakus." I said and switch to my thermal vision.
While Lui looks around his surroundings, he notice something in a distance and decided to through his pair of binoculars and sees a large shape.
"I think I found the castle guys." Lui said through the comms.
The rest gathered at Lui's position and notice the fog starts to slowly clear. Once the fog clears, we see a suspension bridge hanging loosely.
"Let's just go airborne besides crossing that bridge." Jonathan said and activates his jetpack which sends him to the other side of the bridge while the rest does the same thing.
"Ready to secure the castle?" I asked and was answered by nods. Without a second thought, I kick both castle doors wide opened and on cue the rest entered the dark hallway of the castle with their flashlights on.
"Hello...housekeeping." Tyler said after I joined them. But the door behind us slammed closed causing us to jump in fright. Lui quickly tries to open the door by kicking but to no avail.
"Welp...fuck."
Author's Note
Hey guys I hope you like my first chapter of Band of Zakus but now our heros are trapped in the Royal sisters old castle. What kind of horrors lies within the castle's walls. Find out on Band of Zakus
Next chapter: Castle of horrors!
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Castle of horrors! And Zaku Voorhees!!!
Location: Griffon Republic Capital: Olympus, Hexagon
" What is it informant?" The griffon general asked
"Um sir, Satellite Nova has picked up a few high magical spikes in Equestria." The female griffon replied back nervously.
"What do you mean by that?" The General asked before taking a sip from his coffee.
"Well sir, it says here that satellite images also picked up several pictures of iron golems with a single red-eye had recently battled both princesses of Equestria." The informant said causing the general to spit out his coffee.
"What!?" The general said surprised.
"Here take a look." The informant said and passes the tab to the general.
"Son of a bitch, they're back. I want you to send our best search 'n' rescue team right now. We're getting them back!" He ordered.
"Yes General Ironbeak." She said and gives a salute before leaving the room and also leaving the general to his thoughts.
"Zeon squad...will they be on our side again or the enemies? Time will only tell." He thought to himself and looks at a picture showing Evan's Zaku face.
Location: Everfree Forest, Royal sister's old castle
"Great now we're trap in these stupid castle!" Jack shouted in annoyance.
"This feels like a gmod horror map." Jonathan said.
"I have to agree too. Lui agreed.
"Then put on your thinking caps boys." I said.
"This isn't Scooby-doo Evan." Jack said.
"Can we just get out of this creepy ass castle!" Tyler shouted impatiently.
"Lets a go! Super Mario!" Jack said in a mario accent and heads off to until a creepy-ass face appears out of nowhere and screams at Sark giving him a early ear rape treatment.
"HOLY SON OF A FUCKING QUACKING DUCK!" Jack shouted and froze in a fetal position.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"You okay Jack?" Jeff asked in concern before laughing again causing Sark to flip him off.
"How bout getting screamed in the face!" Jack said angrily and walks off only to encounter another jumpscare making him scream like a little girl. "Oh for fuck sake!"
Several jumpscares later...
"How many fucking jumpscares are there?!" Shawn shouted after encountering another one.
"I don't know and I don't care." I replied back.
While my team carefully treks through the castle, the ground below us starts to shake a bit causing us to stop. A few tense moments pass as nothing happens causing us to relax a bit until the ground collapse sending us down to the deeper levels of the castle.
Meanwhile in Canterlot...
"Princess, what were those things?" Twilight asked.
"That my student is Zeon Squad or Band of Zakus." Celestia said.
"Band of what now?" Applejack said confused.
"Band of Zakus. A group of metal beings similar to a iron golem but different in many ways." Celestia said.
"I bet I can take them down with my own bare hooves." Rainbow Dash arrogantly boasted.
"They are not a enemy to be trifled with Rainbow Dash." Celestia warned until she notice Luna crashes into the room with all kinds of injuries on her causing the solar diarch and the mane 6 to gasp in horror.
"Luna!"
"Princess Luna!"
At the Royal sisters old castle
"Everybody okay!?" I shouted in concern and was answered by a series of 'yes'.
"Where the bloody hell are we." Shawn asked.
"We're somewhere inside the lower levels of the castle." Lui answered.
"Oh hate to break it to you, its dark as shit here. can somebody gives us some light." Tyler said.
"Got it." Jonathan said after he activates his torchlight thus revealing a room filled with piles of decayed corpses or bones everywhere.
"WHAT THE!" Jack shouted in suprised.
"Um Lui, what part of the lowest level we're in now." Jack asked but was answered with a growl behind him causing him to turn around only to be face to face of a Chimera. "Oh fuck me."
The Chimera swipes Jack away and heads for Lui who takes off into the air and fires his MMP-90 rifle at the beast but did little damage to it.
"Don't waste your ammo! Conventional weapons have no affect on it." I said.
"Then how are going to kill this thing!" Lui asked through the comms.
"Magic or heavy weapons. I have a plan. RUN!!!" I shouted.
*insert Scooby Doo chase with Zakus doing the retard run*
"KEEP RUNNING YA BLOODY CUNTS!!!" Jack shouted.
"What does look like we're doing here!" Shawn shouted back.
Before Jack could reply back, he noticed the Chimera charging at him. But Jonathan push Jack away and takes the rampaging beast head on. Unfortunately, the Chimera had the upper hand in strength and swipes Jonathan away with total ease thus sending through several rooms.
3rd P.O.V...
"Where the fuck am I?" He thought to himself as he walks down the halls filled with shelves which displayed all kinds of ancient relics, magic scrolls, tomes and weapons,
"Must be the castle's weapons vault." Jonathan said to himself but notice two familiar hockey mask, a heat machete and a neck chain lying on a table which was protected by magic seals.
"Its that what I think it is." Jonathan said and smiled happily. "MY JASON VOORHEES MASKS COLLECTION! YES!" He shouted in joy and grabs both mask, Heat machete and neck chain until her heard a familiar chimera roar only for him laugh maliciously.
(Zeon Squad location)
"FIRE!" I shouted and Tyler fires his shoulder plasma cannon at full power and the beam hits the Chimera thus sending it through a wall. Only to anger it even more.
"What does it takes to kill this thing!?" Jeff said in anger and dodges the Chimera's fire breath. But notice the Chimera tail wraps around his legs and toss him right at Jack and Shawn.
Before the beast could advance, a neon green fist appears from a wall and collides against the Chimera's 2nd head sending it to another wall.
(start at 00:39 or 01:18)
"Guess what motherfucker! Zaku Voorhees is back bitch!" Jonathan shouted while wearing a white hockey mask
The Chimera quickly recovers but Jonathan rams it and kicks it through a wall but the Chimera retaliates by breathing out a blast of fire right at Jonathan. Once the the Chimera stops breathing out, Jonathan appears from the smoke unscathed and grabs its tiger head by the throat and stabs it's stomach repeatedly with his signature heat-machete toss it away violently making Jonathan laugh insanely.
The Chimera recovers from Jonathan's attack and roars in anger then charges at Jonathan and rams him like a frieght train. Yet Jonathan holds his ground and hits the Goat face with his knee then brings both fist down upon the Chimera goat head thus breaking it's horns but the Chimera saber tooth head attempts to bite Jonathan but he punches it and grabs it and pins it to a wall. The Chimera snake tail wraps around Jonathan body and tosses him away and the Saber tooth head bites Jonathan left arm and rips it off.
Instead screaming in pain, Jonathan kept on laughing and wields his heat-machete with his right arm and stabs the Chimera goat head from the bottom and switches his grip and pulls the machete upward which breaks the neck of the Chimera goat head then pulls it out and decapitates the goat's head .
While the Chimera roars in pain, Jonathan throws his machete right at the chimera then shoulder bashes it to a wall. He grabs it by the throat again then activates his jetpack sending both into the air and out of the castle. Once they were high enough in the air, Jonathan deactivates his jetpack thus letting them descend to the hard ground but he activates his jetpack once more making their descent faster and smash the chimera into the hard ground. Jonathan grabs the Chimera's tail and wraps it around his arm and started to pull it with all his might while he pin the Saber tooth head with his left foot. The Chimera frantically tries to escape from Jonathan but was pinned down to the ground while he pulls the tail and slowly hears the flesh of the snake tail slowly ripping apart and with one final pull, he finally pulls out the chimera's tail and toss it away then starts punching the Chimera face mercilessly while laughing then pulls out his machete from the Chimera chest and stabs it's head repeatedly and beheads it thus finishing it once and for all.
1st P.O.V
Me and my team exit out the castle by blowing up the castle walls and see Jonathan wiping off some blood on his machete and wave at us.
"Hey guys!" He happily said while waving at us.
"That's your fifth chimera kill this time." Lui said while attempting repairs on Jonathan's left arm.
"At least you saved our asses from getting chewed by that." Shawn said and gestured to the mutilated chimera corpse with its parts and organs strewn across the ground.
I just simply stared at the carnage caused by Jonathan until I hear a engine sound and see the Hellhound gunship and the Valkyrie dropship landing behind us.
"About time you guys arrived." I said.
"Sorry about that Evan I no-WHAT THE HELL HAPPEN TO THAT CHIMERA!?!" Mark shouted in surprise.
"Jonathan happened." I answered.
"Talk about some serious Mortal Kombat shit." Sark said as Marcel agreed with him.
"I think we made to much noise here guys. We better get back to our old base now." I said.
"We better alright. Get in" Mark said.
Everybody does so as Jonathan, Jack and Shawn boards the Hellhound gunship while the rest of us board the Valkyrie. Both ships ascend into the air and heads towards the mountains of the Everfree.
2 hours later...
Both ships closes into the mountains and Marks notice that the disguise base hangar doors opens allowing both ships to land inside. Once the ships land, Lui was the first to exit out off the ship and walks towards the panelboard and opens it then pulls the main breaker down but notices something wrong with the power but repeats the samething again and again.
"Something is not right here. By now we should have enough electricity to power the entire base." Lui said until he heard a clanking sound along with the others causing them to raise their weapons.
"Anybody heard that?" Mark asked while pointing his ZMP.
"I did alright." I said and notice several figures surrounding us.
Tyler was the first to on his flashlight and shines it at the figures revealing them to be Elfen spiders.
If I remember correctly, Elfen spiders are basically anthro spiders with the body of a dark elf with the 2 pairs of spider legs on their backs and a thorax on their ass but they usually practice dark arts and black magic which proves them to be dangerous but there are a few defects that left their clans and starts a new one. For their clan population, 90% of the clan is female while the other 10% is male which are the highest ranking in the hive and the right-hand man of the queen also they do have traits of a spider like climbing walls, shooting webs out of their wrist like spiderman, spits deadly toxins at their enemies and produce by layings eggs but not cases though.
"Stop where you are intruders. You are trespassing on our territory." The elfen spider guards hissed in a feminine voice. And more female Elfen spider guards appears from the shadows wielding crossbows with bolts dipped in poison, enchanted spears, swords and staffs.
"Oh fuk me life." Sark said.
Author's Note
Finally my exams are over and here you go dear readers, a new chapter. Now Zeon squad base has some unwanted residents living in their base, will they be able to discuss them to leave peacefully or pillage their clan mercilessly. Find out on Band of Zaku!
Next chapter: Get off mah property!
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Oh and sorry if there's poor grammer. My writing skills is a bit rusty.
"Oh fuk me life." Sark said.
"Surrender now Intruders!" The Elfen guard shouted and points her crossbow at Tyler's face.
"Lower your weapons team." I said
"You sure about this Evan?" Tyler asked and glance at the Elfen spider guard pointing her crossbow right him.
"Yes I'm sure about this." I said and toss my beam revolvers to the floor followed by the others while Tyler dismounts his shoulder cannon.
"A wise choice." The guard said.
"Look, we're not here to fight. But I need to talk to your queen about trespassing Griffin Republic property." I said.
"Why should I trust You?" She said.
"Why? I could have ordered my squad to kill you within 30 seconds." I simply said.
"Fine. Bring them to the queen." The guard ordered.
Several elfen guards appeared only to escort us to the queen's chambers. A few minutes pass as the guards continues escorting us but something caught my attention was a female prisoner who looks like a hybrid of a wyvern, wolf and a shark. Her fur was pure white with Crimson red stripes on her arms,legs and face and her mane was dark pink but next to her was a defected Elfen spider who is wearing some kind of samurai armour and lastly the third prisoner was a female anthro shark in some sort of white powered suit and also have a anime schoolgirl styled hair which was red in color.
"Looks like we're not the only prisoners in our base now." I whispered to Jeff.
"Agreed." He whispered back.
We notice the guards stops for the moment as the leader of the escort group was discussing with a Elfen Ultra guard.
"State your business sister." The Ultra said sternly.
"These Intruders wanted to speak to the queen about our clan trespassing their property which belongs to this Griffon Republic." She explained.
The Ultra puts her hand on her forehead trying to communicate with the queen telepathically which I assume from the looks of it. A few moments pass as the Ultra breaks her telepathic link to the queen. In an instant the Ultra draws her sword out and stabs the Elfen guard thus killing her and the Ultra takes her sword out of the corpse body as it falls on to the floor.
"Harsh." Marcel commented.
"The queen will now see you stranger." The Ultra said coldly.
Without question, we entered the queen's throne room which turns out to be the command center. Infront of us was the was the queen. The queen looked similar to a normal Elfen spider but her body shape was slender yet beautiful to a normal person but behind that beauty was nothing Bubba greedy batch who lust for power and beauty.
"So what brings you here dear stranger?" She seductively asked while caressing my armoured chassis.
"I'm just here to tell you that you are right now trespassing a Griffon Republic military base right now. So you need to to leave this area or deadly use of force will be used on you and your clan." I said in a cold tone which I rarely use before.
"Are you really threatening me?" She asked before she started laughing like a madman
"Well listen properly you bloody Wanker! If you don't get your goddamn arse out of our base, we will fuck you up bad!" Shawn threatened.
"What he said!" Jonathan said and throws a toilet paper roll at the queen who catches it with ease.
"Fool, what makes you think you could make me do with this?" The queen asked smugly.
"To wipe yourself because your a piece of shit!"
"How dare you insult me you worm." The queen shouted in rage.
"Like we give a shit bitch!" Jack shouted.
"Ultras kill them all!" The queen ordered.
"So much for fucking diplomacy! POP POP MOTHERFUCKERS!!!" I said and whip out my spare dual beam revolvers which were hidden in my spare revolvers compartment and blasted two Ultras who were caught by surprised while Shawn was giving the other guards a kangaroo kick to the face.
For Jonathan, he was having fun killing the guards mercilessly as he continues to brutally stab a Elfen spider guard and tosses her corpse onto the floor.
Mark quickly notice a trio of Ultra guards coming towards him, He quickly disarmed on of the Ultras with ease and punches her in the face thus breaking her skull then he grabs the fallen Ultra sword and whips out his Heat hawk and slices the other Ultra across her chest and grabs her shield which was a knuckle shield. The last Ultra comes charging at him with a spear but was instantly bashed by Shawn's knuckle shield.
"Boo yah!" Mark cheered and smashes another Elfen spider which was a drone thus splattering his brains everywhere on the controls then he grabs another drone and places a sticks a grenade on the drone's back and and tosses him to a bunch of guards and explodes sending bits of pieces of gore everywhere.
"Fuck her in the pussy!" Tyler shouted and kicked one of the guards and twist her neck hard then grabs his heat war-ax and slices a drone in half and stabs a guard with a combat knife but notice the queen running away.
"Evan, the queen is getting away!" Tyler shouted and lands his ax blade on a guards head.
"Okay here are your orders team! Jack, Shawn, You two go and find the the clan's hatchery. Sark, Mark, I need you both find and rescue those prisoners we saw. Jonathan go crazy and kill every single one of them. Leave no survivors . Lui, I need you to get the base defenses online right now. And Jeff, kill the higher-ups of the clan. The rest of us will pursue the queen. You got your orders now move out!"
(Jeff P.O.V)
Ever since Evan told me what to do, I been busy slicing through my way towards where the higher-ups were located. But one of the guards tackled me and tried to smash me with a hammer but I punch her in the face hard and twist her head hard making a cracking sound.
I quickly grab my katanas and continue my way towards the higher-ups location. A few minutes past after killing several squads of guards, I notice a heavily decorated door which I assume my targets are behind these doors. With one mighty kick, the doors slams open catching every single Elfen Spiders attention.
"Ring-a-ling-a-ding bitch!" I shouted and charge and decapitate the closets High Councilor Elfen spider and then killed both of his guard. I shoot out my chain blade and directly hitting one of the six councilors.
But before the blades could meet their target, I notice a somebody behind me and hits me with one hard kick which send me to a wall hard. I quickly recover and turn around to face my foe but to my surprise it was a Elfen spider version of Sub Zero.
"For the Lin Kuei."
"For the Shirai Ryu."
"To the death." He announced
Fight!
Sub Zero come at me with a Ice hammer and attempts to hit e but I draw out my Katana and block it easily but Sub Zero hits me in the face with his knee and punches me several times until I activate my jetpack and bash him. With my Katanas drawn, I quickly charge at him and slash him but Sub Zero conjures a ice sword and blocks it. I swing my left Katana at him but he dodges it easily and hits me With a ice spear.
Recovering from his attack, I shoot out my Chainblades at him.
"Get over here! "
Once the blades met their target I pull Sub Zero towards me and give him a mighty hard kick and slam his face onto the hard floor but Sub Zero uppercuts me and hits me with his ice hammer but I recover from his attack and punch him hard but Sub Zero counters it witha ice shield. I grab his shield and perform a face kick which sends him a wall stumbling. Using this to my advantage, I quickly punch him several times and grab his face and slam it a wall a few times for good measure and impale him with my dual katanas and pull my katana blades out of his body. I whip out a Sawed-off shotgun which I found in the command center and blast his chest open revealing his heart and I rip his heart out and crushed it with my hand.
After my battle, I look at the councilors and guards who were staring at me in fear. I launch one of my blade which hits a councilor and pull the chain thus sending the councilor towards me.
Once the the Councilor was close enough, I quickly slice his head off and tossed his body aide and continued my assault as they screams of fear echoed through the corridors of the base.
(3rd P.O.V, Sark and Mark location)
"Incoming!" Sark shouted and fires his newly found Bazooka creating a explosion.
"Nice shot!" Mark commented and blast a Elfen spider guard with a ZUX-197 Jagdgewehr 192mm Shotgun and neck snaps another while Sark was firing a 75mm gatling gun.
"C'mon we need to get to those prisoners Yargh!" Sark said in a Arnold Schwarzenegger accent and impales a guard withe the barrel of gatling gun.
"Just a couple of meters till we're there ark." Mark said and executes a guard with his Heat hawk.
A couple of minutes pass after killing squads of Elfen Spiders leaving nothing but a gory mess of guards in the hallways.
"That was fun." Sark commented and notice a steel door which leads to the prison cells.
"Meh. Placing a breaching charges." Mark said. A few seconds pass and on cue the charge explodes thus destroying the steel doors easily.
"Breach and clear!" Mark shouted and takes out a few guards with his shotgun then tosses a MIP-B6 Cracker Grenade and seeks cover as the grenade explodes which sends dozens of munitions and shrapnels flying everywhere thus killing any guard close by but to those who survive where instantly gunned down by Sark as Mark breaks the chains which holding the three prisoners.
"They're gonna need serious medication attention now." Mark said before taking another glance at their injuries while they lie on the floor unconscious.
"I don't think that'll will be necessary." A voice said and on cue the lights went off making the room pitch black.
Both Zakus activate their night vision mode and see a Elfen spider wearing some sort of skin tight suit. But before they could do anything, the Elfen spider hits them in the face thus breaking their night vision module.
"Shit I can't see." Mark said while Sark remain silent as Mark fires his shotgun hoping that he may hit the Elfen spider.
"You think that'll will work? Pathetic! You think you could beat me in the darkness. The darkness is my home and you are in my domain!" She stated and kicks Sark in the face.
"Once I finish you two, I will kill those pathetic prisoners which you tried to save. After that I will hang your heads in my trophy room just like I did to my victims for the past years!" She said and charge at Sark for he final blow But Sark instantly grabs her neck then slams her to the ground and throws her a few feet away from him.
"Oh you think darkness is your ally? But you merely adopted the dark. I was born in it...molded by it. I didn't see the light until I was already a man. And by then, it was nothing to me but BLINDING! " Sark said in Bane's voice then beats her up brutally and grabs his opponent by the neck and raise her up high."The shadows betray you because they belong to me."
And Sark finishes her off by breaking her spine with his knee thus killing her instantly and tosses the corpse away.Once done, the lights came back on.
"Nice reference there Sark." Mark commented.
"Thanks Mark. Too bad I didn't have a pringles can for that." Sark said.
"Really? But that was kind off spot on." Mark said.
"Whatever, come we need to bring them for immediate medication." Sark said while holding the hybrid in a bridal style.
"Alright." Mark said and carries the other two and makes his way to the medical bay.
(Jonathan's location)
Jonathan was having the time of his life as he continue to slaughter them like pigs as one unfortunate guard was caught be Jonathan and was brutally murdered by him.
Jonathan later notice a a Ultra in some sort of armour making him look like a inquistor also he was emitting a strange aura making Jonathan grip his machete tightly.
"I will slay you demon and hang your head on my armour as a trophy." He announced.
In a split second Jonathan bashes the Elfen inquistor with his three-spike shoulder then lands his machete on the Elfen's right arm but to Jonathan surprise, it did not even scratch his opponent's armour and took a direct punch to the face thus sending him to a wall leaving a large dent to it.
Jonathan recovers and takes out his Heat Hawk and made a mad dash towards Elfen inquistor and clash his Hawk against the priest's sword and hits the priest with his knee and attempts to rip the inquistor head off but the inquistor was fast enough to cast a spell which blast Jonathan through several walls and finds himself to be in the base Armory and takes a nearby chainsword and a Sturm Faust . Once the inquistor was near, he fires his Sturm Faust sending the missile towards the inquistor which caught him by surprise as the missile explodes sending the Inquistor flying as Jonathan activates his thrusters and launch himself straight towards the inquistor with his chainsword revving up.
"Blood for the blood god!" Jonathan shouted and brings down his chainsword onto the inquistor shoulder as chainsword teeth easily cut through the inquistor armour like butter until it touches his flesh causing blood to spray out of his wound.
Jonathan dislodges his chainsword out of the inquistor shoulder and grabs his face as he brings his chainsword up high.
"Skulls for the skull throne!" Jonathan shouted with fury and brings his sword down upon the inquistor and decapitates his head as a blood starts tp spray out of his body covering Jonathan's armour with blood. After the battle, Jonathan starts to laugh like a madman until he heard a thud sound and turns around to see a bunch of Elfen spiders with fear written on their faces.
If Jonathan had a face, he wold be smiling like a madman and charges right at them laughing as their screams of terror echos through the hallways.
(First P.O.V)
"She's right there!" Marcel shouted and fires his Beam sniper rifle at her but misses her by a inch."Fuck! I miss again!"
"Get her!" I shouted.
Minutes passed as my team tries to capture her and yet she continues to mock us even taunting us. which is seriously getting on my nerves but I notice her enter a large room causing me and my team to stop.
"Lui, any idea what room or sector the queen went in?" I asked.
"She's in the Engineering sector where we build our tanks, cannons, mechs and other kinds of machinery." Lui replied through the comms.
"Okay are there any available ordinance for us to use to us?" I asked.
"Only three mechs and a Type-61 Tank is available for use only. the rest are wrecked or not responding since they been in this state for a thousand years. I'm still surprise some of them are working. Also eighty-three percent of taking control the base defense system is done but you cannot believe the damage here! Is going to take me weeks to repair this shit again!" Lui stated angrily.
"Okay keep me posted. Evan out." I said and entered the Engineering sector with my team and our weapons armed until I heard a laugh and see the queen standing in the middle of the hangar.
"We got you now so surrender!" I said with my revolvers pointed at her.
"Actually, it is you who shall surrender and bow before me!" Sh shouted and started glowing bright red.
"Evan I have a bad feeling about this." Tyler said
Before I could reply, we both heard a demonic roar and turn around and see a fat demon wearing a chain mail also holding a club and was charging right at us.
"WHOA!"
"What the fuck is that!" I shouted while shooting at the demon.
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!"
"Kill it! Kill it! RUN! RUN! RUUUNN! Oh my god his so fat, his so fat! I'm down!" I shouted after the demon took me down and chase after Marcel.
"Oh my god!"
"NNNOOOOO!!!! GET AWAY FROM ME!" Marcel screamed and was quickly taken down by the demon.
"Ah he raped Marcel!" Tyler shouted and fires his MMP while running.
"AAAAAAHHH!!"
"AAAAAAHHH!!"
"I can't!!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!"
"HE'S SO BIG!!"
"Where is he?" Tyler asked then turns around and sees the demon still chasing him.
"AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!"
"I'm coming. I'm coming back!.
"Guys..!! He's COMING!!!" Tyler shouted but notice the demon coming at him.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!" He screamed and accidentally sets his energy cannon output to 270% output and fires thus killing the demon instantly.
"Tyler pick me up before my power cells hit zero!' Marcel shouted after Tyler kills the demon.
"Hold your fucking horses Marcel." Tyler said and picks Marcel up and makes his way towards me and picks me up.
"C'mon we got a queen to kill." Marcel said and makes his way back to the Engineering hangar.
Later...
Once we reach to the Engineering hangar, we see the queen chanting in some strange language but quickly notice us behind her.
"Looks like you already killed my little distraction. But your too late." The queen said as we heard a a demonic roar coming from the portal and see a massive demon exiting the portal also it shared some resemblance of Diablo from Diablo 3 but the differences about it, that this demon colors were darker, the horns on the side of it's head were longer and sharper and it's claws were coated with poison.
"Kill them." The queen ordered and the demon comply to her orders and makes it's way towards us.
"Lui now's the time to deploy that mech!" I shouted over the comms and on cue, a HA-36X Zel mech is deployed right infront of us as it was holding a Heavy-G41 Assault Rifle, a V-71 Hellfire Gatling gun on it's left shoulder and a X-99 Ballistic multi-missile launcher on it's right shoulder.
(picture is just reference on how it looks like and I don't own it.)
Once the mech was deployed, the mech's AI quickly punches the demon in the face and opens it's cockpit for me to enter. Without a second thought, I quickly enter the cockpit and assume full manual control over it. I aim my mech's assault rifle and fired three High-caliber explosive rounds at the demon as the rounds easily shred through the demon's skin and flash.
The demon roars in rage and bashes my mech to a wall. Thinking quickly, I use the mech's left arm and deploy it's hidden heated chainsaw and slash the demon chest as the chainsaw blade easily cuts through the demon's flesh causing it to roar in pain and swipes my mech away to another wall.
"Yo Lui, Evan going to need backup here! Send me the second operational mech." Marcel said. And a GTX-22 Dreadnought. It was armed with a dual barrel Heavy-50.Cal cannon on both arms and on it's back was a pair of Railguns. It's body was heavily armoured in design making look like a walking tank but it's head was narrow in shape with a visor-like eye and it's leggings were bulky, yet bipedal. Once Marcel enters his mech, he aims both heavy cannons and fires right at the demon's back causing it to shriek in pain and glare at Marcel's Dreadnought.
"Come at me bro!" Marcel shouted and fires his cannons again and also charges his mech's dual railguns on it's back. Both railguns finish recharge and releases a purple beam right at the demon thus sending it flying to the other side of the hangar.
"You okay Evan?" Marcel asked through the mech's speakers.
"Yup." I replied back and ordered my mech to get up. "Now let's wreck some shit up!"
"Been waiting for you to say that." Marcel said and turns around and fires both cannon continuously while I fire my shoulder multi-missile launcher, Gatling gun and assault rifle right at the demon also creating a cloud of smoke. A few minutes pass as Marcel and I ceased our fire as we wait for the smoke to clear. But we hear a demonic roar again and see the demon still alive as it's body was filled with bullet holes, burn marks, cuts and bits of it's flesh gone.
"How is this thing still alive?" Tyler shouted in disbelief.
The demon let out a ear-piercing scream causing the mech's systems go haywire momentarily. Taking this to it's advantage, it launches itself and pounces Marcel mech and spits acid onto the mech's hull causing to slowly melt and the demon starts clawing the mech as it's sharp dagger-like claws shreds through the mech's armour easily.
"Shit! Inject!" Marcel shouted and presses the inject button and launches him out of the mech to a safe distance and witness the demon tears the Dreadnought in half and tosses the Dreadnought's torso away and goes after my mech.
"Shit"
I quickly dodge the demon as it tried to pounce my mech and shoot my assault rifle but the demon spits it's acid gak at my rifle thus melting it instantly.
"A little help here!" I shouted through the mech's speakers.
The demon opens it's mouth wide ready to spit out another batch of acid right at me but before it could do that, a tank round slam and explodes at the side of the demons head causing it to stagger backwards. I turn around and see a YMT-05 Hildolfr in it's MS mode.
"You alright Evan!" Tyler said through the comms and was mending the tank's cannon.
"Yes! Incoming demon at your 3 'o' clock!" I warned.
Tyler later sees the demon charging right at him and Marcel(Driver) and spins the MS torso to their right as the cannon's barrel smacks the side of the demon's face making stagger for the moment and tries to swipe it's claws at the MS tank but Tyler later deploys the tank's Excavator-like arms and blocks it. Before the demon could respond, Marcel hits the gas making the tank hit the demon and shuffs the MS tank cannon barrel into it's mouth.
"Open wide!" Tyler said and presses the firing trigger as the tank fires a shell at point-blank range in the demon's mouth thus creating a explosion creating a hole at the back of it's throat. Marcel quickly reverse the tank while Tyler aims the cannon
"Reloading....fire!"
BAM!!
The tank shell hits the demon's chest creating a hole on it as another shell hits it's right arm clean off then another shell hits it's left leg thus crippling it and collapses onto the ground motionless but Marcel wasn't convince and sets the MS Tank hybrid to full throttle and runs over the demon and reverse back only to do the samething again. This continued for a minute as the demon corpse was mangled beyond what it originally looks like and bits of bones were sticking out of it's body.
"Okay now it's dead." Marcel said and notice the queen trying to flee.
"Oh no you don't bitch." Tyler said and fires another shell which misses her but the shockwave of the explosion sends the queen flying back. Before the queen could get up, my mech appears infront of her with my gatling gun pointed at her but Jonathan appears out of nowhere and bents her neck in a unnatural angle which killed her.
"How the hell you get here Jonathan?" I asked and Jonathan points at a opened air shaft at the ceiling.
"Oh. Well good work." I said.
"Evan, It's Jack. We've found the clan's hatchery." Jack said through the comms.
"Good work Jack but which part of the base is the hatchery located?" I asked.
"The hatchery is in the Fusion Reactor Chamber. Must be all this heat which made this place perfect for them to lay their eggs. But what do we do with eggs Captain?" Jack asked.
"Put the eggs into cryo storage. What's the reactor statues?"
"Temperature is still nominal but a few parts of the reactor needs to be replaced also I don't know how the hell were they able to maintain the reactor core at all." Jack said.
"Good enough. I'll inform Lui about the reactor core statues." I said and hang up then I contacted Mark. "Mark How are the prisoners?"
"Just finish treating their wounds Evan. No life threatening wounds but had bit of help. And our patients are still unconscious." Mark said.
"Help? From who?" I asked curiously.
"A large group of recently defected Elfen Spider nurses, doctors and engineers." Mark said.
I instantly face faulted to this piece of information.
"What was their reason to defect from their clan?" I asked.
"The reason why is because the doctors and nurses weren't given enough credit and the Engineers were treated as second-class citizens for tempering and keeping in check with our base fusion reactor core." Mark explained.
"Oh and they want to work for us too." Mark said while glancing at a group of eager Elfen Spiders waiting for their answer.
"Alright they can work for us. We're going to need the extra hand to bring this base back to it's feet.And within a month I'm going to give them their pay cheques" I said.
"You heard that ladies your hired!" Mark announced. "And say hi to your new boss."
"HHHHHHHIIIIIIIII!!!"
I instantly hang up on Mark as were my ears were still ringing to the sheer volume of the Elfen Spider greeting.
"Jesus their loud." I mumbled.
"Hey Evan, I need you to bring the rest into the command room. You'll need to see this." Lui said.
Later in the command room...
"Anyone of you remembered about the multiverse theory and the Warp Gate we built?" Lui asked.
"You mean that Warp Gate we built with a bit of help from Starshine the bearded." Shawn answered.
"Correct. And look at this guys, This is the results from the probe we send into the void through the Warp Gate." Lui said.
"So what are the results?" I asked.
"From the results, We're not the only ones to end up like this." Lui explained.
"So what are they called?" Jonathan asked.
"From what the probe captured, They call themselves Displaced. But we have no way of communication with them." Lui said. "Thankfully Discord was kind enough to give us some answers for this."
Dear Zakus
I have a piece of information you might all need to communicate with other Displace. But be warn, there are some who are not friendly and might try kill you all. Anyway to communicate with a displaced, is that you need to create a token. A token can be any kind of item you prefer the most and the next step is to say any kind of quote you want and the final step, you just toss your token into the void and wait for someone to pick it up. Hope this as help your multiverse problem. Ta ta now.
Your's truly, Discord
"Well that helps alot." Mark said as everyone agrees with him.
I look around in the room for a item I could use as a token but instead I take out my Heat Hawk and made my way to the Warp Gate Chamber with the others.
Later...
A few minutes later, we arrived to the base Warp Gate Chamber as Lui starts it up. Once the gate was activated, it slowly makes a humming noise and in a instant, a blue portal appears leading into the void.
'okay here goes' I thought.
"If anybody receives this token, if you need firepower, we have it. If you need weapons, we have it. If you need some artillery, we have it too. And if you need a helping hand, we have too also. We are Zeon Squad and we are waiting for your call." I said and notice my Heat Hawk Shining brightly and toss it into the void.
"Okay. Now that's done. C'mon team we have to get this base fully operational." I announced and made my way to the Engineering Bay followed by the rest of my team.
Author's Note
Finally this chapter is up. Now I'm free for my first crossover. If you want to do a crossover with me just PM now.
Now it's 2:30 Am I'm going to sleep. Now take it away Jonathan!
Jonathan: *falls from the sky* This is the end of the chapter. I hope you enjoy it. I hope you comment about this chapter and I hope this motherfucker dies! *takes a shotgun off and blast a Celestia dummy head off and laughs evilly*
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Meeting the Heros of Equestria
Meeting the Heros of Equestria
(Few days later.)
“.......Saber.”
“Yes Luna.”
“I’m bored as hell today. Why hasn’t anything interesting happen to us yet?”
“Have you ever try playing at the arcade to fill your boredom?”
“I have, but I got banned from the arcade after almost kill the owner of the place remember?”
“To be fair you did lose to Button Mash fair and square. You didn’t have to go on a rampage throughout town because he beat you.”
“I still think he cheat on that last game we played. We don’t know how, but he did cheat.”
“That or he’s been playing the same game over and over again till he remember everything about the layout of the game.”
“.........We still say he cheat.”
“You are such a sore loser Luna.”
“Buck you, this coming from the human that hate it when Caster beats you in poker.”
“.........”
“What? Got nothing to say Saber.”
“........You might want to watch your step Luna, unless you want to kiss the ground?”
“What are you talking abo-.” Luna was unable to finish her sentence, as she tripped over something that caused her to fall face first towards the ground. “OW!”
"If anybody receives this token, if you need firepower, we have it. If you need weapons, we have it. If you need some artillery, we have it too. And if you need a helping hand, we have too also. We are Zeon Squad and we are waiting for your call."
“Who the hay said that?” Asked Luna looking around to find where the voice came from.
“It came from that token that you fell over.” Saber answered as she picked it up. “Odd looking token for a displaced don’t you think?”
“Indeed….wanna see who the displaced this token belongs to?”
“Might as well seeing how we got nothing better to do.” Saber answered as she activated the token.
(Band of Zakus universe)
Zeon HQ...
"C'mon ladies we got to replace the Fusion Reactor plantings which have deteriorating for years! Also be careful with those canisters too cause they are filled with radiation. Remember to replace the coolant tubes with new ones!" Lui instructed and notice Evan walking up to him.
"How's everything going?" Evan asked.
"We're ahead of our schedule but at this rate we're going, we might make it two weeks tops maybe earlier." Lui said.
"Good. What about the token?"
"No readings from it yet Evan." Lui said. "I told you to replace the coolant tubes first before adding the plates!"
"Go easy on them will you." Evan said.
"I haven't even sleep or rest for seven days but I'll try." Lui said before taking a deep breath to calm himself down from the stress.
"Any contact with the Griffon Republic?" Evan asked.
"Not yet. Could be a minor glitch in the system or the communication dish could be damaged. I'll send a team to check it out later. As for our patients, They're still unconscious but their injuries are healing in a rapid pace. Also a new batch of Elfen Spiders Marines are fully trained by Jeff as their armour is still undergoing production." Lui explained before pressing a few keys in his holographic pad.
Beep...beep...beep
"Looks like somebody found our token Evan." Lui said.
"Good. Call the rest and tell them to meet up at the Warp Gate Chamber. " Evan said and makes his way to the chamber.
Later...
"Any idea why we are called here? Cause I got my girls waiting for me for their next lesson. " Jeff asked.
"Well the token I sent into the void has been found by another displaced. "
"Really?" Tyler asked curiously.
"Yup." Evan answered. "Anyway, Jeff, Jonathan, Tyler, Sark and Lui will go to that displace universe. While the rest of you will stay and look after the base till its fully operational." Evan said.
"You can count on us Evan." Marcel said.
"Thanks. Now let's move!" Evan said and jumps into the Warp Gate with the others.
(Heroes of Equestria universe)
“......Nothing’s happening.” Said Luna
“You think it’s broken or something?” Said Saber handing over the token to Luna.
“Maybe, I’ll have Nightmare Moon look into it to see if it’s not.” She said as she puts the token into her pocket. “Come on, let’s go see if Celestia and Caster are doing.”
“What about Gilgamesh?”
“She’s busy trying to get away from Pinkie Pie.”
“5 bits says you had something to do with that.”
“What? Me? Saber I am offended that you would say something like that.” Luna said acting all innocent. “Why would I have something to do with getting Pinkie Pie to try to be friend her in her own way.”
“Lying little she devil.” Saber thought as she follow Luna back to their house.
Before they could reach to their house, a blue portal appears out of nowhere as they heard a voice coming from it.
"FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY!" Tyler shouted and accidentally hits Saber on the stomach with his head and lands perfectly. "And that's how you stick a landing!"
"10 out of 10 Tyler but you accidentally hit somebody." Jonathan said and pulls out a sign saying "6.5 but no gore at all."
"FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU-" Tyler raged out.
“Excuse me! But care to explain why you attack my servant without any reason what-so-ever?” Asked Luna in serious tone in her voice.
"Oh shit it's Luna! And she's a slaver too!" Tyler shouted out.
"What!? GET HER!!" Sark shouted in a Arnold Schwarzenegger accent.
"KILL THE FILTHY SLAVER FILTH!!!" Jeff shouted.
"BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!!"Jonathan shouted.
“W-Wait a minute I’m not a slaver! If anything that would be my father, but I’m not a slaver!” Luna yelled as she summon a protective barrier around herself.
"FIRE IN A HOLE" Tyler yelled out and fires his cannon and a swarm of missiles at the barrier thus destroying it easily as Jonathan brings his bloody machete and Chainsword down but misses her while Sark, Lui and Evan fired their MMP and ZMP rifles.
"GET OVER HERE!!" Jeff yelled after launching both Chainblades at Luna.
“Oh faust it’s moon school all over again!” Luna closed her eyes waiting for the Chain blades to hit her, but was deflected by Saber’s sword.
“I’ll give you this much asshole you caught me by surprise, but if you think something like that would keep me down then you never met me before.” She said as her prana energy started to surge from out of her body as her armor repaired itself.
"That was by accident!" Tyler said. "I was trying to do a fabulous entrance."
“Well your so called ‘fabulous entrance’ was a crappy on at best. Now care to explain why you all are attacking Luna?”
"She called you a servant and we knew that she was a filthy slaver. And I hate slavers so much I enjoy hearing their painful cries as I slowly rip them apart and keep their Skulls in my trophy room. Hey Lui, how many slavers I killed?" Jonathan asked.
"Eight thousand, nine hundred and sixty-eight slavers Jonathan." Lui answered.
"Thanks for keeping track for me Lui." Jonathan said.
“Something tells me you’re not the brightest one in the group, but let me ask you something.” Saber points at her Luna who was drinking a bottle of vodka. “Does she even look like a slaver to you idiot?”
"Well she said you are her servant and here's a video on what Jonathan did to several slavers." Lui said and show Saber and Luna a video.
(Video)
"Please no spare me." The slaver pleaded but was answered by a crazy laughter as he grabs the pony by the leg and slams him on the ground and drags him causing his left arm to rip off and Jonathan slams the slaver on his back and again drags him which rips his other arm off and slams him to ground one more time thus sending his limbs flying everywhere.
The scene changes and shows a Diamond dog was brutally sliced in half by a bloody machete sending blood everywhere while a psychotic laughter was heard. The scene changes again showing another Diamond Dog as he's spine was broken in half by Jonathan as he continues to slaughter the rest of the slavers mercilessly and continues laughing like a madman.
(Video ends.)
“*Sigh* You really need to read the dictionary more especially the second meaning for a servant. Also do I even look banged up or weak to be Luna’s slave?”
"Okay point taken. We may have meet in unfriendly terms. Anyway, Names Evan. Captain of Zeon Squad." He introduced.
“Saber, King of knights and this is my friend Princess Luna.”
“Retired Princess thank you very much, until my vacation day is over I prefer to be called Luna.”
"I hope you are not like my Luna in my world who tried to kill us and stone us like her sister due to our appearance and Luna nearly sell Jonathan like some sort of exotic animal which isolated him in the dark for three straight months causing him to lose his sanity and turning him into what he is now!" Evan yelled angrily.
“.........Excuse me while I go get my sister so she can be informed about this.” Luna said trying to keep her composure as she teleports off.
“Be prepare for Celestia in rage form after hearing what your Princesses did to you guys, also you wouldn’t mind if my Celestia bitch slap yours do you?”
"Let me get my video camera ready." Lui said.
Moments later. Luna, Celestia, Caster, Gilgamesh, and Nightmare Moon appeared before them. everyone was surprised to see the new displaced, well mostly Nightmare Moon who eyed them with sparkles in her eyes. Celestia on the other hand was pissed.
“So….you must be the robots that Luna told me about I take it?” Celestia asked.
"Yes." Evan answered coldly sending shivers down Gilgamesh, Nightmare Moon and Caster's spines.
“Mind taking me to your Celestia then? I want have a little…..talk with her.” She asked as her mane and tail started burn the same color as the sun.
"That could come later as my team could use a small vacation here though." Evan replied.
“Aw come on! So far when a displaced comes here and tells me that their Celestia stoned them or something. I never get the chance to beat the crap out their Celestia or Luna.” Wined Celestia as pulled out a pair of gloves. “Plus I never got the chance to use these bad boys that Nightmare Moon made for me yet.”
"You'll soon get to alright but we need a vacation. You can tell that Lui here is really stressed out right now." Evan said and gestures to Lui who is visibly twitching.
“Fair enough I guess. Do whatever you want here in my kingdom, just don’t kill anypony in Ponyville.” Celestia said as she wanders off towards Twilight’s castle. “Call me when you’re ready, till then I’ll be raiding Twilight castle for food.”
"Sure and the others should be here any moment now." Lui said and on cue a portal opens and a bus in the color of a banana hits Celestia and stops in front of Gilgamesh.
"Special delivery. One green and giant yellow banana!" Jack announced.
"Glad you guys could make it." Evan said.
"Darn right we are." Jack said excitedly and tosses a cooler full of Vodka bottles.
Celestia kicks the bus from off of herself. “To a normal pony in Canterlot this would of killed them.” She said as she pops her shoulder back in. “But if my father thought selling me into slavery would kill me, what makes you think a bus would?”
"You were in the bloody way Wanker!" Shawn said and Jonathan appears behind Shawn and slams dunk him into the ground.
“Saw that coming.” Said Caster. “Then again unlike most of the displaced Celestia are weak, but unlike our Celestia it’ll take more than that to bring her down.”
“Indeed.” Luna agreed. “But I give you credit for that sneak attack though. I would of gone with an energy beam or a giant robot fist to the face, but meh.”
"We've done worse." Mark said while stroking a pink mustache on his face.
“So do you guys just attack any Celestia and Luna whenever you get summoned?” Asked Nightmare Moon.
"This is our first getting summoned by a fellow displaced." Evan said.
“Word to the wise. Best not do that or you’ll get the displaced in their world in trouble, or get in trouble with their displaced. And trust me on this you don’t want to piss them off, especially those that are stronger than you.”
"We'll try." Evan said.
“Also I believe your friend owes a certain white alicorn princess an apologie?” Nightmare moon pointed at Celestia who was cracking her neck in boredom.
"Sorry about that." Jack said.
“Next time do a better job at doing something like that. You only broke my arm with that attack.” She said as she walks off towards the castle. “I expect you break more than just my arm the next time you do that, but anyway call me when I can punch your Celestia.”
"That I can promise you that." Evan said.
"You guys brought the simulator with you?" Lui asked.
"Yup." Marcel said and pulls out a small box before pressing a big red button on it as suddenly transform in a large plasma TV screen with a gaming platform and 10 seats were attached to it.
“Fancy I’ll give you guys that much.” Said Gilgamesh.
"Yeah whatever." Lui said and activates the TV and shows Tyler being chased by a fat demon.
(Video starts)
"Oh my god!"
"NNNOOOOO!!!! GET AWAY FROM ME!" Marcel screamed and was quickly taken down by the demon.
"Ah he raped Marcel!" Tyler shouted and fires his MMP while running.
"AAAAAAHHH!!"
"AAAAAAHHH!!"
"I can't!!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!"
"HE'S SO BIG!!"
"Where is he?" Tyler asked then turns around and sees the demon still chasing him.
"AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!"
"I'm coming. I'm coming back!.
"Guys..!! He's COMING!!!" Tyler shouted but notice the demon coming at him.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!" He screamed and accidentally sets his energy cannon output to 270% output and fires thus killing the demon instantly.
(Video ends)
“Well….That was something.” Said Saber trying not to laugh along with her friends.
"Fuck you guys!" shouted Tyler.
“What was that?” Asked Caster.
"Fuck you." Tyler said and takes out a pizza launcher and shoots Pepperoni pizza at her face.
“Yay free pizza!” Caster said as she started to devour it.
"Wait that pizza is rigged with a bomb in it." Lui said.
“What?” A small explosion went off as Caster burp and a small smoke cloud came out from her mouth. “Spicey, but still good.”
"I'm surprised that you survive that shit." Tyler commented.
“I’m the legendary spirit Tamamo-Na-Mae, It’ll take more than that to kill some like me seeing how I’m classified as a god.”
"But what happens if you die?" asked Lui
“Oh then will just come back thanks to Grail-kun. Legendary Heroes are spirits of the legendary heroes from the past and future.”
"You mean like this." Jonathan asked then grabs Gilgamesh and stabs her several times with his machete and again stabs her with his chainsword and activates it which shreds her guts in juice and toss her away and shoots her with his pistol.
Gilgamesh appeared behind Jonathan with a pissed off expression on her face. “Okay first of all don’t ever do that to me again, and second if you do do that to me again.” Gilgamesh snapped her fingers a gold portal appeared behind her with weapons sticking out of it. “I’ll unleash the gate of babylon on your ass, and I know for a fact that my weapons can pierce through your armor and any techno stuff you used as a barrier.”
" We're kind impervious to any kind of magic." Lui said.
“Who said they were magic.” Said Caster. “Gilgamesh’s Gate of Babylon is an unlimited inventory of weapon type Noble Phantasms.” She then grab a crimson color spear and made a small scratch on Jonathan’s armor. “Remember what Nightmare Moon said? There are displaced who are stronger than you. Oh and the weapon I pulled out was Gae Bolg the spear of barbaric impalement.”
"Really and by the way Jonathan is a displaced version of the infamous Jason Voorhees." Jeff said.
“Still doesn’t mean they won’t find a way to keep him down for good. Hell we meet a displaced named Kat Shifter who can wipeout an entire planet with the powers of gravity. Imagine what would happen if you pissed her off.”
"The results will be catastrophic." Lui answered.
“Indeed so do not do what you did to Celestia or Saber to Kat Shifter. Otherwise you’re fucked.”
"Got it. Also I heard you girls need training right?" Lui asked.
“So…..do I get to meet your Celestia?” Asked Celestia appearing behind Gilgamesh.
"Soon but your servants need some military training though." Evan said. "They are strong but with the necessary training and discipline. They are a force to be reckon with."
“Hate to break it to yeah, but they already have a drill sergeant on that.” Said Luna.
"Maybe so. But what happens if a hostage situation was started by a group of terrorist. You think you can go in there all guns blazing. No. I handled a lot of this situations in the Republic." Evan said.
“Well unlike your world, this world is pretty much at peace.” Said the Grail appearing behind the zaku’s without them knowing. “After looking into Celestia’s background…..let’s just say after her father sold her she became a force to be feared with. Why else would Discord and Chrysalis be running Canterlot while she’s on Vacation?” The Grail the appeared next to Evan. “Also I’m their drill sergeant and I decline your request to train them for a few reasons.”
"And those reasons are?" Evan asked.
“Legendary souls of the past can’t learn any military skills and they can’t use any weapons other than their own. Only souls of the future can learn stuff like that seeing how they live in a techno world and stuff. Also this world is like that a little the medieval ages a little, some ponies don’t even have TV’s here.”
"That is understandable." Evan said.
“Plus I prefer not have a bunch of crazy ponies with guns in their hands, military skills that can kill you, and act like a group of terrorist back in the human world of earth where you all originated from.”
"Maybe so." Evan said.
“My answer is still no.”
"I understand. "
“Good now if you’ll excuse me I have something important.” Within a blink of an eye The Holy Grail Vanished.
"Hey you girls want to try the simulator?" Asked Mark.
“No!” Yelled Gilgamesh & Saber.
"Why?" He confusingly asked.
The two servant’s looked at each other, then at Caster who was watching something on TV. “Caster that’s why.”
"Don't worry the game will not allow you or Caster to use your powers as it only transport your mind into the game." Lui explained.
“There’s a reason why we don’t let Caster into simulators like that, mostly because…….ever heard of the 4th wall thing that Pinkie Pie does?” Asked Saber.
"Oh that. We bump into that 4th wall thing a lot. Yet it was sort of funny." Lui said.
“Well imagine that, but 5x worse seeing how Caster is an idiot and has the powers of a servant god mix with childishness. Now if you think about bring Caster or any of us in simulator is a good idea then you have never seen how powerful we can be.”
"That will be insanely hilarious." Lui said and sees Caster strapping herself into one of the simulator seats.
“Let the madness begin!” Caster yell laughing like a mad man.
“I’ll go get medical kit.” Said Luna as she walked off.
"Let's do this!" Tyler shouted and strapped himself to the simulator seats followed by Jeff, Jonathan, Tyler, Evan, Marcel, Lui and Sark.
“Should I warn that whatever happens in the simulator world that it’ll hurt them in real life if they fight Caster?” Asked Saber.
“Be my guess, but I’m going in there. Not after what happen last time.” Said Gilgamesh.
“You mean that pervy dream with the tentacles?”
“.........”
“Oh…..”
"Anyway let's get this show on the road!" Tyler yelled out and Mark sneaks up Saber and Gilgamesh then pushes them into the seats as he strapped them up to the seats and his the start button.
“Bastards.” Said Saber.
Loading....
Map: Nuke Town.
Everybody spawns in the simulator and heard Jeff spoke in a deep British accent.
" Free for all. Shotgun only. First person. Sabotage. Team death match. Hardcore. Minecraft. Capture the flag. Take no prisoners."
"You filthy fucking wankers!" Tyler yelled out blast Jeff with shotgun killing him instantly but Jonathan appears behind him and kills Tyler with a AA -12.
"Surprise bitch! " Evan shouted and blast Jonathan and Saber with a Sawed-off shotgun.
“.......This place is weird.” Said Saber as she was unfazed by the attack.
“Well at least Caster is enjoying herself.” Gilgamesh said as she points at Caster in a tank chasing after Tyler and Mark.
“Suck my cannon bitches!!!” Yelled Caster as she fired at the two running Zakus.
“........Why can’t I have a normal relaxing day for once?”
Before Gilgamesh could reply, she was instantly killed by a headshot done by Marcel and respawns where Caster is.
"Take the fucking tank down." Tyler said and continues firing his RPG at the tank and successfully destroyed it.
“Hate to break to you guys but look behind you.” Said Saber point to the once destroyed tank was now repaired and upgraded.
“You done fuck up big time boys.” Said Caster aiming at them. “I AM YOUR GOD NOW! BRING ME ALL YOUR MUFFINS!” Caster said as she charged at the Zakus.
While Saber and Gilgamesh were watching all the chaos was happening, they notice Evan holding two Fatman bombs in his hands.
“Aw the little soldier thinks he can stop me, oh how cute.”
"Quickly spawn as many Fatman bombs as you can!" Tyler shouted while laughing and started spawning Fatman atomic bombs along with the others until they reach to a thousand atomic bombs.
“You do realise that you just made a mistake upon spawning a lot of bombs near you right?” Gilgamesh said as she saw Caster draw a circle in the air as a bomb landed on the atomic bombs and exploded.
"YOLO!" Evan shouted and hits one of the bombs and kills everybody in map also causing the simulator to lag.
“Nice going dumbasses.”
ERROR 404.
And on cue the simulator game crashed and shuts down as everybody's mind returns to their respective bodies.
“You see this is why we don’t get near simulators like that!” Said Saber. “It’s like giving a monkey a shotgun, it will not end well.”
"It was fun though. Anyway I think it's for your Celestia to bitch smack ours." Evan said.
“FINALLY!” Yelled Celestia. “Luna, Nightmare moon. Get ready to watch me have some fun.”
“Something tells me this should be interesting to watch.” Said Nightmare Moon. “I wonder how your Celestia will react to our Celestia.”
"That will be something I will love to see in my life." Lui said and prepares his video camera.
“I’ll bring Twilight and her friends. Just in case they use the elements on you guys, they’ll be able to protect you.” Said Luna.
"Thanks." Evan said and a Warp Gate portal appears behind him.
"This should bring us to the Canterlot throne room. Oh I almost forgot to tell you that she said that the rescue mission of the Crystal Empire was a minor setback." Lui said.
“Okay…..not to sound rude or anything, but I have no idea what you are talking about.” Said Celestia.
"Nevermind." Lui said.
“I have return with Twilight and her friends sister.” Luna said as she point a thumb behind herself.
“Ohhhhhhhh you guys are really green.” Said Pinkie Pie getting up close to Lui. “How come you have one eye? Are you a cyclop?”
"Nope." Lui answered and notice Twilight staring at him with a must dissect and experiment face.
“S-so you’re a robot?” Asked Twilight getting closer to him with some drowl coming from her mouth.
"If you dare to experiment on me or dissect me, you may start a war between this Equestria and the Griffon Republic Grand Army." Lui said.
“Relax she just want to make a fake copy of you and see what makes you so awesome.” Said Rainbow Dash. “But not as awesome as me of course.”
"That kind of stuck up attitude of yours is gonna get you killed first Rainbow Crash." Jeff pointed out in a mocking tone.
“This coming from the robot that got blown up by Caster. I mean really you thought you could take her down with stuff like that?”
"That was for good fun." Jeff said.
“Really because you guys were running like little filles from tank awesome.”
“Now sugar cube let’s not make anypony mad or anything. Right now we have a job to do remember?” Said Applejack standing in between the two. “Now why don’t you two say you’re sorry and be friends okay?”
“Fine…..sorry about what I said.”
"Can't hear you properly. Can you speak louder?" Jeff said.
“Ugh I’m sorry okay! Faust you’re just as worse than Saber.”
"Still can't hear you."
“Quite trolling around with Rainbow Dash and just accept her apology.” Said Caster. “Plus I wanna hurry this up so we could see the fight between your lazy Celestia vs well trained Celestia.”
"Alright. Anything for you beautiful." Jeff said. "Apology accepted."
“Yay! Friendship restored!” Said Pinkie Pie firing off her party cannon. “We so gotta have a party for you guys after this.”
"That can wait later Pinkie." Jonathan said.
“Oh Okay.”
“Alright.” Celestia cracked her neck then her knuckles. “Time to raise some hell with my alternate universe self.”
“Remember sister you can beat the crap out of her and the elements, but you can’t kill her.”
“Alright mom I’ll let Twilight deal with their counter parts, but Celestia is mine alone got it?”
"Let's get this show on the road." Shawn announced and jumps through the portal with the others.
(Band of Zakus universe, Canterlot Castle throne room.)
Today was not a good day for Celestia and her sister who was heavily bandaged from her fight against Jeff and the elements of harmony. As they still could not find where the Zakus are even their HQ.
"Once I find those buckers, I'm going to beat them to a pulp." Rainbow Dash said while cracking her knuckles.
"And how just are we going to find them sugarcube? It's not like they’re going to appear from a portal." Applejack said and on cue a portal appears out of nowhere and Evan was to first to exit out of the portal until the rest exit out of the portal. But what shock them the most, they see their alternate selves and Princess Luna and Princess Celestia including Nightmare Moon, Saber,Gilgamesh and Caster.
“So…...This is my alternate self?” Asked Celestia as she looked her up and down. “Damn she’s fat.”
"WHAT SORT OF TRICKERY IS THIS!!??" Princess Luna shouted in her royal canterlot voice.
“Lower your voice other me, we’re still inside a building.” Said Luna.
“And this isn’t trickery, but if I’m not mistaken one of you should know about the multiunivese theory correct?” Asked Nightmare Moon fixing her steampunk glasses.
"Ppft please. The multiverse theory is just a myth or one of your lies Nightmare Moon. " She spat.
“You keep a hidden stash of video games under your bed whenever you are done with your work with the royals at night.” Said Luna. “You also eat Celestia’s special cake whenever she leaves for royal duty and blame it on Blueblood.”
"THOU ARE LIES!!!" She shouted back with her face red from embarrassment.
“Then how come your face is red if I’m lying?”
"OOOOOHHHHHH THE BURN IS SO REAL!!!" The Zakus shouted out.
“Ha! You just got burn by your alternate self!” Rainbow Dash said while laughing along with her friends who were trying not to laugh.
"WE SHALL SLAY YOU WITH THY BLADES!!"
“Easy there hot head. I doubt you want to open up those wounds you have there.” Said Celestia snapping her fingers to bind Luna to the couch next to her.
"UNHAND ME YOU FIEND!!!" She demanded.
“Um, I think you should take Celestia’s advice.” Said Fluttershy as she points to Luna’s bandages tuning red. “I mean if you want to that is?”
"Let me calm her down for you Fluttershy. " Jonathan said and makes his way towards Princess Luna who struggles to get away from him. Once Jonathan reaches to Luna, her punches Luna in the face a few times and lands both fist on her head thus knocking her out cold.
"There problem solved."
“Hey I wanted to do that!” Said Rainbow Dash.
“I guess that’ll keep her from injuring herself, but I think that our alternate selves are angry at that.” Said Rarity.
"Just who are you ponies." Twilight said angrily and glares at her alternate friends and herself.
“We’re you.” Answered Twilight. “Just with different personalities, after all we are from different universes.”
"Enough!" Princess Celestia said. "You maybe from another universe, but I will stop you from hurting my little ponies."
“Look Sunbutt, personally I don’t give a flying buck about your ponies. All I care about is beating the crap out of you for what you did to these guys.” Celestia said pointing at the Zakus.
"They are a threat to my ponies and must be stop. Don't you understand, they could kill millions of innocent lives if they roam free!"
“And that gives you the right to try and kill them? From hearing their side of the story they didn’t do any of that and they would of helped you if you didn’t stoned them! You must be the biggest idiot I have ever met. Who would turn somepony into stone just because of what they look like or a mistake they accidently did!”
"Yeah she's right bitch!" Marcel said.
“And you six are suppose to be the elements of harmony. The ponies that spread friendship to all, but it seems you only spread friendship to ponies and no one else. How sad that you would follow this prick of a princess like a bunch a sheeps! Think for yourselves just like my student and her friends do you racist jerks!”
“She does have a point there sugar cubes.” Said Applejack.
“Not cool of you all to do that to them.” Said Rainbow Dash.
"I'm afraid we can't solve this in a peaceful manner. Twilight you know what to do." Princess Celestia said.
"You got it Princess." Twilight said and the elements of harmony activates.
"I don't think so." Evan said and whips out his beam revolver then switches it to stun and shoots Twilight causing her to fall to ground unconscious.
“I’ll be taking that.” Said Twilight levitating her alternate self’s element to her, then wakes her up with a bucket of ice cold water.
"Huh what just happen? " She asked.
“You got knocked the buck out Twily.” Giggled Pinkie Pie. “But don’t worry about your element, we’ll hold on to it until you are more open minded like us.”
"I'll take that." Jonathan said and takes the element out of Twilight 's magic and crushes it in his hands.
“Well that’s one element down five to go.” Said Gilgamesh.
"Yup." Shawn said and notice Celestia getting ready to fight Princess Celestia. "Now the good part is starting. "
In an instant, Lui takes out his video camera and started filming.
“Make sure you make me a copy of this okay?” Celestia asked as cracked her knuckles. “Twilight make sure your other selves don’t get involve in this fight I’m gonna have with my other self.”
"Yes Celestia." She answered.
“Good.” She turns her attention at Celestia. “Time to knock a bitch down a peg or two.”
"Fight!" Jeff announced and on cue both Celestia charge at each other.
“Try to keep up fatty.” Celestia said as she punched her other self in the face knocking her back a few inches away.
Princess Celestia quickly recovers and fires a beam of magic at Celestia. Who in turn deflected the blast like it was nothing.
“Wow…..Sister your alternate self is weak.” Said Luna.
“Well what do you expect when you been inside the castle for 1,000 years eating sweets and not working out.”
"I will defeat you." Princess Celestia said as she summons an enchanted Warhammer.
“Oh please like something like that is gonna hurt me.”
Princess Celestia quickly charges at her and slams her Warhammer at Celestia. Celestia didn’t move out at all as she took the attack to face. Upon impact the Warhammer scattered into pieces. “You call that a weapon? My servant Gilgamesh have better weapons than that.”
"SISTER!" Princess Luna shouted as she recently woke up.
“Gilgamesh if you may?”
“Got it.” four gold portals appeared around Princess Luna as gold chain spewed out, and wrapped themselves around the alicorn. “Don’t bother trying to use your magic, any being with any kind of divinity will be bind and powerless to move or use magic.”
"Thou are monsters!" Luna said in rage.
“If we were monsters why haven’t we killed you and destroy your home?”
"Thou are waiting for the right time to conquer all of Equestria once you have defeated us monster!" Princess Luna spat.
“We’re both rulers of Equestria stupid, the only difference is that we’re on vacation and you're just a bunch of jerks towards non ponies.” Said Luna.
"Buck you monster. Once I get myself out these chains, I'll make you suffer my wrath! Like how I did to the changeling hives!" Luna threatened.
“Good luck with that jerkface, after seeing how strong you all are I doubt you can back those words up.”
Gilgamesh notice Jonathan walk straight to Princess Luna and grabs her in the neck choking her.
"Shut the fuck up bitch. I saw what you did to those innocent changeling colonies you destroyed. They once asked you ponies for help yet you just push them away and destroy them in their weakened state. What's worse that you went into the hatchery where the pregnant are and killed them mercilessly!" Jonathan yelled and tightens his grip on Luna's neck. "I will never forget what you did to me in the past also."
“........Mother and father must be really proud of you two.” Said Celestia.
"Enough! I will not let you harm any of my sister!" Princess Celestia shouted in rage and charge straight at Jonathan.
Celestia grabbed the charging alicorn by the tail and slammed her onto the ground. “Your fight is with me.”
"I will not kneel before you!" Princess Celestia spat as she struggles to stand up and fires a Nova beam at Celestia.
Celestia once again deflected the attack and pulled Princess Celestia close to her. “Is the best you got? I’m only using 10% of my strength and I’m taking this fight seriously!” She then punched her in the stomach and blast her with a magical beam of her own.
"I Will not lose to you!" Princess Celestia said and turns herself into her Nightmare form but quickly notice a small ball rolling over to her and and exploded thus sapping all of her Nightmare form magic from her and makes her return to her original form.
"That's a magic sapper grenade, a grenade which I invented only to be made to combat you and your sister and also the side effects are a month with no combat magic, nausea and high fever which will put you in bed for three straight weeks." Lui explained coldly.
“Hope you have price tag alternate me? Because you’re about to get owned BITCH!” Celestia yelled as she punch her alternate self in the face sending her flying past this world’s mane six, through a few walls, and into the end of the hall’s wall. “So was that a good one liner to a finishing move?” She asked turning the the Zakus and her friends.
"Fuck her right in the pussy!" Tyler answered.
“I’ll take that as a yes.” She said as she appeared in front of the fallen princess. “You are a pathic excuse of an alternate universe of Celestia.”
"Oh you don't say." Mark said in a sarcastic tone.
“How can you call yourself a ruler if you can’t even fight against someone powerful than you?” She then pick the alicorn up by the throat. “When I look into your eyes all I see is victory. No hardship, no suffering, nothing. And that what I hate about rulers like you.”
"Finish her!" Jeff announced.
“I should kill you and your sister for all the stuff you have done…...but I won’t.” She then dropped her alternate self to the floor. “I’ll let this world displaced humans deal with you. You’re nothing more than a princess who wants everything to go her way and only care for yourself. You two are monsters.”
"We're done here. Let's go." Evan said and a portal opens behind him.
“What your done?” Said Rainbow Dash sucker punched her other self in the face. “I was actually enjoying myself beating…..well my other self.”
“Aw but I wanted to see the fight with the elements.” Said Caster. “This fight is getting interesting. So far our Twilight, Applejack, and Fluttershy just beat your Twilight, Applejack, and Rarity.”
"I think they have enough." Evan said and notice the enemy mane 6 scared out of their minds.
“Let this be a lesson to you Elements of Harmony, think for yourselves and not follow somepony blindly.” Celestia said as she walked the portal.
“You all should be ashamed of yourselves.” Pinkie Pie said to the Zakus Luna and Celestia.
“I would be ashamed to be your student if I was your Twilight.” Said Twilight.
“Not cool even if you are a princess.” Said Rainbow Dash.
“I will say this I do love you clothing, but is looks awful on a bunch of uncouth princesses like you two.” Said Rarity.
“I have to say you two are scum compare to most of the ponies I seen.” Said Applejack.
“How can you kill those baby changelings you monsters? What would your parents think of you two if they saw what you did? They should feel ashamed for giving birth to two uncaring ponies.” Said Fluttershy.
“I have read this world’s Nightmare Moon, and you two are just as worse as her.” Said Nightmare Moon.
"Let's move." Evan said and enters the portal followed by the rest of the group.
A few minutes pass, a portal opens up as the Zakus were the first to exit followed by the royal sisters, mane 6, Gilgamesh, Saber, Caster and Nightmare Moon but what got the ponies attention, they saw tanks, mech suits, aircraft and Elfen Spiders engineers who staring at them.
“Wow…..this is more awkward then the time I got drunk and woke up in bed with Discord and Chrysalis.” Said Celestia.
"Well welcome to Zeon HQ." Sark said.
“Impressive HQ.” Said Nightmare Moon. “I gotta make a base like this during my spare time.”
"Yeah but these base isn't fully operational right now since the Elfen Spiders clan move in here but we pretty much nearly wipe them all out."
“Need any help with that? I could have Gilgamesh deal with them.” Said Celestia.
"No need for that. Because they work for us now since they defected from their clan already and I already gave them their pay cheques. " Evan said.
“Oh okay.”
"So I guess you guys have to go now?" Lui said.
“After what happen in Canterlot and dealing with…...it. I just want to drink then hit the hay.”
"Till we meet again my friend." Evan said and shakes Celestia hand lightly and turns his attention on Gilgamesh, Saber and Caster. "We'll if you need our help, just give us a call."
“Same goes for you if the princesses try something stupid.” Said Saber as she hands them their tokens.
"Thanks. And I think Jeff Have has something to say to you." Evan Said
“What is it?” Asked Caster.
"Well....You see I... Why is it so goddamn hard!"
"To hell with it." Jack said and pushes Caster causing her to fall on Jeff. And Jeff finds Caster kissing him and in an awkward position.
“Well that’s something.” Said Saber trying not to laugh.
Caster pulled herself off of Jeff and gave Jack a death glare. “Okay I’ll say this Jeff you’re cute and all, but I’m not really into the whole metal robot thing. Nothing against you or anything, but it’s kinda hard to love someone that isn’t human. Plus I’m more of a femboy chaser if you catch my drift.”
"Understandable." Jeff said
“But we can still be friends that blow stuff up right?”
"Yup." Jeff replied happily.
“Sweet!”
“Feel free to come to our world if you want to get away from this world. My kingdom will accept all displaced humans, ponies, changelings, etc.” Said Celestia. “Just as long as you don’t kill anypony…..well except for Blueblood you can kill him if you want?”
"I will think about that offer." Evan said and Lui opens a portal behind Saber. "Till we meet again my friends."
“Till we meet again.” She said as she and her friends walk into the portal leaving the Zakus world.
And after that the portal closes.
(Heroes of Equestria universe)
“Well that was an interesting event wouldn’t you say?” Asked Gilgamesh.
“Indeed, it was even more fun beating the crap out of my alternate universe self. Too bad the robots had to but in, I was really hoping to fight her in that weird form of hers.”
“I’m pretty sure you would of won it. What surprises me is how the mane six were able to beat the Zakus mane six.”
“Rule number 234. All ponies within my kingdom will learn how to fight, not to mention that I sent Twilight and her friends to Neighpon to learn how to fight in case the elements of harmony are destroyed or fail to work.”
“Smart move. I bet that would surprise the other versions of Equestria if their Celestia is a racist jerk.”
“Yeah it would.” Celestia took a few gulps from her drink. “I may not be the perfect Celestia, but I’ll be damned if I’m just gonna sit back knowing that displaced humans are being stoned just because of the way they look or killed somepony by accident.”
“You really hate the idiotic, lazy, peaceful, only care for her ponies kind of Celestia’s do you?”
“A true ruler must know what it like to lose, to know what it’s like to be nothing. Those who were given everything they want don’t deserve to be called a king, a queen, a prince, or a princess.”
“I take it you had a fucked up childhood?”
“When your father sells you to an enemy country’s leader to be their sex slave just to stop a war, and banish you sister to the moon just because she want to save her older you tend to have a different mind set.” Celestia took another swing from her drink before looking back at the moon. “During that time after I freed myself from slavery. I pretty much roam the earth training, helping others, and learning from other ponies and creatures. It was fun really, I even found a spell to free my sister from the moon.”
“So you two roam the earth for the past 1,000 years?”
“Yeah until my father died from a food poisoning thanks to Chrysalis, and after beating the crap out of some royals that thought that I was not suited for the throne. I pretty much became Princess of Equestria along with Luna.”
“......I don’t know what to say.”
“If I was given a chance to relive my life again if I end up dieing from old age or killed by somepony. I would take it without a second thought.” Celestia pulled herself up from the couch and began to walk to her room. “Welp good night Gilgamesh.”
“Yeah…..good night Celestia.” Gilgamesh said as she herself vanished into gold dust and made her way to her room.
(Band of Zakus universe)
"You think we're going to see them again?" Lui asked.
"Who knows." Evan said and looks at the starry night. "But I know this isn't the last time we'll see them."
"You're right about that alright." Lui said.
"But this is just the beginning old friend." Evan replied. "But soon we will meet more displaced in the future."
"Agreed."
"C'mon let's go and get some shut eye." Evan said.
"Yup time to hit the hay." Lui said and gets up then he enters the base followed by Evan but he stops and looks up and stares at the starry night.
"Till we meet again my friends. And we will be waiting to answer your call." Evan muttered and enters the base.
Author's Note
This is a crossover with Heroes of Equestria made by Element Brigde.
Hope you guys enjoy it ^_^
Renegades?
(Somewhere in the middle of nowhere)
“Dammit, Dammit, DAMMIT!” Yelled Kat in frustration. “That fucking fire girl wrecked our only means of transportation. Now how are we gonna get to the crystal empire?”
“On foot?” Answered Dusty who was sitting on Daidouji’s head. “Though that might take us longer to get there, and we can’t fly there seeing how most of us can’t fly or last that long in the air.”
“Maybe Sweetie Bot can repair it?” Kumatora suggested.
“Negative, half the parts that we needed are either melted or destroyed thanks to Ember.”
“Figures. Next time I see that walking human torch, I’m gonna punch her in the face for wrecking my car.”
“We might as well just walk our ass to the Crystal Empire for now until we get a new set of wheels.” Said Daidouji. “Plus we better get out of sight before a certain group of ponies find us.”
“Oh please we’re like…….200 miles or so away from the nearest town. I doubt the Element of Harmony or Luna will be able find us.” Just as Kat said that a flash of light appeared in front of them causing them to go blind. A few seconds later as the light started to dim, stood there were the seven familiar ponies. Six were The Elements of Harmony and the other was Princess Luna.
“........You know I don’t know why, but I really gotta shut the hell up.”
“No shit.” Kumatora replied.
“Renegades!” Luna yelled. “We have return to seek vengeance for your crimes against Equestria! Surrender now or face harsher punishment when you return with us to Canterlot for your trial!”
“Like hell we’ll go with you. We didn’t do anything to you jerks!” Yelled Daidouji.
“You ran over our nephew.”
“Only because he was trying to kill us.”
“You froze half the royal guards in ice.”
“Again you can blame Blueblood for that one.”
“Assaulted my sister, the elements of harmony, and me.”
“........I’m not apologising for that, you guys were the ones that started it.”
“Buck you freak!” Yelled Rainbow Dash flipping Kat the bird.
“This is your last chance to creatures, surrender now or we’ll take you in by force.”
“Then you’ll have to take us in by force then huh?” Kat said as she started to glow red. “Ladies time for another fight.”
“Stand back Elements of Harmony.” Said Luna as she drew out her sword. “I’ll deal with them. The moment they are weak, get ready to capture them.”
[Activating Combat Mode]
“Time for you first ever boss fight ladies. In this fight you’ll have to give it your all when fighting a boss like Luna otherwise it won’t turn out good for you four. Anyway in a boss fight you won’t be able to run away from one unless it’s a monster or pony you can’t beat at the moment. If win a fight with certain bosses you might get a sweet new item or you can try to have them join your team as an ally. Right now you can’t at the moment, but for now you’ll just have to settle with the rare item you get after the fight.”
“Well this should be interesting.” Said Daidouji cracking her knuckles. “Need us to assist you Kat?”
“If things turn south then yes, but for now I only need Sweetie Bot to assist me in this fight.”
“You sure about it?”
“Hey I’m dealing with a spoiled Princess who got her flank kicked by Guardian. If she can beat her so can we.” Kat said as she motion Sweetie Bot next to her. “Let’s go.”
“Coming mother!”
“I really wish you would stop calling me that.”
While they were making their way towards Luna. Dusty notice a strange looking device setting next to him. “What’s this?” He asked as he started to bat it around on the ground like a normal cat would do sometimes. During his little play session he accidentally hits the red button on it causing it to beep. “Oh…...This can’t be good.”
(Zaku universe)“Will you please stop with the Epic Sax guy song!!!!” Jeff yelled in annoyance while Jonathan was busy playing a Saxophone with a couple of Elfen spiders dancing behind him.
“You can’t stop the music Jeff!” Jonathan said and continues playing his saxophone.
“That’s it!” Jeff said and grabs Jonathan by the leg and drags him to the WarpGate Chamber while Jonathan continues playing his saxophone.
Once Jeff reached to the chamber. He activates the portal and sees the frozen waste through the gate.
“This is SPARTA!!!!” Jeff shouted and kicks Jonathan through the portal and sends him to where the renegades are.
(Renegades universe)
A portal appears between Kat and Luna as they stare at it surprised and notice Jonathan appear out of the portal as his saxophone landed at Kat’s feet.
“Dammit Jeff!” Jonathan said annoyed and suddenly notice Kat, Luna and Sweetie Bot. “Am I disturbing something important?”
“Another displaced? Wait this gives me an idea.” Kat thought as she looked at the metal. “Thank god someone came to me and my daughter’s aid. Quick you have to help us, that bitch over there wants to kill us and sell my Sweetie Bot into slavery.”
“Foul whore! When we’re done with you, your fake replica of Sweetie Belle will be used for nothing but parts for Equestria technology and science department!”
“See!”
“Oh you did not just say that!” Jonathan said and faces Luna.
“Out of my way creature, less you want to suffer the same fate as the Renegades.” Luna said pointing her sword at the Zaku.
“Me. I am Sergent Major Jonathan. Member of the Krieg Company of the Grand Griffon Republic Army! Know your place princess. But if you touch any parts of that innocent robotic filly, I will rip your spine from your body painfully.” Jonathan threatened.
“You think you can scare me with your empty threats? Don’t make me laugh fool! I have face many who would claim to do that to me, but failed. Now move out of my way or else you will die along with them.”
“The only one who’s going to die is you Luna.” Jonathan said and takes his machete out as the machete blade burst into green flames as everybody could hear thousands of tortured souls wailing in despair.
FIGHT!
“Fine then you’ll suffer the same fate as that robot will, I wonder if I can convince Celestia if I could make you both into my personal servants/bounty hunters so I could have you both hunt down any more creatures like them.” She said, as she begun to charge at the Zaku with her sword in hand.
Inside of Jonathan, his mind snapped when he heard Luna said the word “servant” causing him to roar like a demon and bashes Luna with his three spike-shoulder causing Luna to cough out blood.
“BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!!” Jonathan yelled as he takes out his Chainsword and activates its chainsaw motor and started laughing maniacally.
“How dare you attack me like that you fiend!” Luna’s horn started to glow as magical chain appear from under the Zaku, and latched themselves onto him.
“YOU THINK THESE CHAINS CAN HOLD ME!?!” Jonathan said in a demonic voice. “I KNOW ALL YOUR SINS AND CRIMES YOU HAVE DONE! THE SOULS OF THE NECRONOMICON KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE DONE! AND THEY SEEK JUSTICE FOR WHAT YOU’VE DONE TO THEM!!!”
Jonathan easily breaks the chains and brings his Chainsword down but Luna narrowly dodges it and lands a few feet away from Jonathan.
“You missed!”
"I did not." Jonathan said and pulls out his Magnum and fires several rounds at Luna but she blocks every single bullet but one lucky bullet hits Luna's left wing causing her to cry out of pain.
“You think something like that will stop me!” She said firing a beam at him.
Jonathan easily deflects the beam as if it was nothing and grabs Luna by the throat and stabs her several times and slams her right in front of the Elements of Harmony.
"Give up Luna."
“Never!” Luna picks herself up as her wounds are magically healed up. “You are nothing more than monsters that need to be put down for good.”
"And after that, you're just going to kill a mother and take that innocent robotic filly away!" Jonathan yelled.
“She is not a mother! She just a creature with a fake copy of Sweetie Belle!”
"That does not even matter. There's a saying that family is more than just blood! Even if she's a robot, she needs a mother to guide her to a better future."
“A future that they will not have.” She said as she fire another beam at the Zaku.
"Then you shall die!" Jonathan said and bashes Luna to the ground and punches her brutally then he grabs her face and slams it to the snow repeatedly.
Luna struggles to stand up but she receive a kick to the face.
"SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!!! " Jonathan roared and stabs Luna through her chest causing her to cough out blood.
“Ouch, that’s gonna hurt in the morning.” Said Kumatora.
“Maybe this will teach her a lesson, and leave us alone?” Said Dusty.
“I doubt it.” Said Sweetie Bot pointing at the badly beat up princess. “Sensors indicate that she’ll just keep getting up.”
“Figures much.” Kumatora started to walk up towards the Zaku. “Not to be rude or anything, but that’s not gonna work on her.”
"Then I got an idea." Jonathan said and takes out a strange looking grenade.
“Not that I mean you can’t kill her due to the fact that you’re in combat mode. In it you can’t kill anyone unless they’re evil or something. Like how it is in most rpg games.”
"Who said I was going to kill her?" Jonathan said and tosses the grenade right below Luna and deploys itself and started to drain Luna’s magic from her body causing her to fall to the ground weak.
“Oh so you to can steal a pony’s magic as well.”
“Ability acquired.” Said Sweetie Bot after scanning Jonathan’s grenade. “Drain grenade has been added to weapon inventory for use in future battles.”
“Looks like we got a Terminator here.” A voice said causing everybody/pony to turn around and sees another Zaku. This time the Zaku is painted red instead of green and has a horn attached to it's forehead.
“Evan?” Jonathan said in a surprise tone.“You've been watching us battle this whole time?” Jonathan asked.
“Friend of yours I take it?” Asked Daidouji.
“Yup and a very old friend.” Jonathan answered.
“So not only are you a coward, you call upon other to fight in a one on one battle? You criminals make me sick.” Said Luna staggering to her feet.
“I do not care about your views Luna. But I Care that you tried to separate a family apart.” Evan said coldly and whips out both Beam revolvers and shoot Luna front legs causing her to fall and cry out of pain.
“Beam Revolver acquired.” Said Sweetie Bot. “Scanning for more possible weapons to copy.”
“Girls we gotta help Luna before she gets herself hurt even more.” Said Twilight, as she and her friends stood in front of the lunar princess.
“How dare you do that to somepony that’s weaker than you?” Said Fluttershy, as she flew up towards Evan’s face. “How would you like if somepony did that to you huh? You better apologise to the princess or else.”
“Why don’t you say that to a Kirin child who lost her mother to a Imperialist soldier. ” Evan said coldly. “But you'll wouldn't understand the true meaning and suffering of war.”
“Quite jerk face. You’re just another monster that need to be taken down before you kill somepony.” Said Rainbow Dash as she flew in with a kick to the face of the Red Zaku.
Evan simply sidestep away from Rainbow Dash as she hits the hard snow ground.
“Idiot. But listen closely Element Bearers, go back to where you racist asshole belong and tell this message to your fuck face ruler that if she continues hunting them or even touch or dissect that robot filly, I will not hesitate and bring my squad to where you all live and destroy it. Or better yet, I could tell the Chancellor of the Griffon Republic on what Celestia is doing now and ask him to send an Army and crush Equestria. Do I make myself clear?” Evan said in a low threatening voice.
“We don’t take commands from monsters like you.” Said Luna. “We’re not going to lose to the likes of you!” Luna threw her sword at Evan. Evan was about to deflect the blade back at Luna, but the blade only went past him and was about to hit Sweetie Bot. Only for Kat to push her out of the and pierced her chest which the blade was a few inches close to her heart.
“Fuck…...me…..” Kat said before falling to the ground as blood started to gush out of the wound she had.
“Mother!” Cried Sweetie Bot.
“Son of a bitch! Mark open the Warp Gate! We got a injured displace in need of serious medical attention!”
“You can’t.” Said Dusty. “Once Combat Mode is set in play especially during a boss fight, you can’t escape until said boss is defeated.”
“H-hey I’m fine…...i-it’s just a flesh wound.” Said Kat as she started to hack up some blood.
“Mother please don't leave me!” Sweetie Bot begged.
“Dammit. We don’t have any items that can patch Kat up.” Said Kumatora trying to heal Kat up with life up. “Dammit it’s not working!”
“Good luck with that, my blade is made out a special steel that prevents any type of healing magic. She’s as good as dead.”
“Mark, send in my mech.” Evan said through the comms and on cue, Evan's HA-36X Zel mech was deployed behind him and it's AI locks onto Luna and the Elements of Harmony.
“That’s not gonna kill them will it?” Asked Daidouji.
“Nope but it will make this battle a living hell for them. Rain some pain on them Zel!” Evan ordered.
"Orders received.” The mech boomed. It notice Rainbow Dash flying at Mach one and heading straight to the mech but the AI reaction was faster and quickly swipes Rainbow Dash away as if she was a fly.
The mech quickly notice Luna slowly getting up but the mech aims it's Heavy-G41 Assault Rifle and empties the rifle entire magazine on Luna. Thinking the mech was distracted, Applejack and Pinkie Pie charge right at the mech but failed to notice that the mech launched its X-99 Ballistic missiles at them. Before they could react, the missiles detonate on impact sending Pinkie Pie and Applejack flying across the combat field.
“Nice.” Said Dusty.
The mech continues its assault as a magic beam hits it making it turn to it's right and sees Rarity and Twilight shooting beams of magic at it. The mech simply aims its V-71 Hellfire Gatling gun at them and rains high caliber, armored piercing rounds at them. And the mech cease fire for the moment and sees Rarity and Twilight lying on the ground unconscious. Once satisfied, the mech turns to it's final target; Fluttershy who is now cowering in fear.
“Your not gonna shoot her are you?”
“Nope.” Evan said.
The mech stares at Fluttershy very eyes and points its rifle barrel at her face and notice Fluttershy tears streaming down her face.
“Dude if your drone does kill or injure her, I will kick your ass.” Said Daidouji.
“Don’t worry, it won’t.” Jonathan said.
The mech continues to stare at Fluttershy and points the rifle away then slowly takes a few steps back.
[Exiting Combat Mode]
“And once again we win…...suck it L-Luna.” Said Kat as she passed out.
“Mark, open the Warp Gate now.” Evan said through the comms and a warp gate opens behind them. “Let’s move.”
“Right.” Kumatora levitated Kat onto a Mr.Saturn flying disk and proceeded into the warp gate along with her friends.
Before the mech enters the portal, it looks back at Fluttershy for the moment and enters the portal along with the others.
(Band of Zakus universe)
Inside the Warp Gate chamber, the warp gate opens as Evan, Jonathan and the renegades including the mech, exits out of the portal and Evan notice a medical team on standby.
“You sure she’ll be fine?” Asked Dusty.
“She will be. But we didn’t greet each other yet though.” Evan said and notice Lui walking to them.
“Okay…..who are you?”
“Names Evan. This Jonathann.” Gesturing to the Zaku II F2. “And that’s Lui. My second in command and the brains.”
The Hizack looks at them and notice Kat’s unconscious pissed off expression and heard her mumbling something about her car.
“What’s wrong with your friend by the way?” Lui asked.
“Long story short, we’re wanted criminals for accidentally running over Blueblood and Luna attack our friend Kat.” Said Kumatora.
“Well can’t blame you for running over Blueblood, I would not hesitate to blast his brains out and by mean running over, you got a car right?” Lui question.
“Had one until a displaced wrecked it.”
“I could help you with that.” Lui said. “Follow me to the Engineering Bay.”
“Sweet thanks.”
“No problem.”
Two minutes later…
“Welcome to the Engineering Bay.” Lui announced.
“So this is the place to get a new ride?”
“Yes.”
“Do I have to pay for it or something, because as you can see we don’t have any money.”
“No need for that. Anyway let us start your transport selection.” Lui said and pulls a lever revealing more than fifty different kinds of vehicles.
“Well…..you don’t see stuff like this back home.”
“Who cares. Anyway onto our tour." Lui said and walks up to tank. “Here is the HV-15 Spider Tank. It is designed for all terrain combat and transport. It is equipped with a 180mm cannon,Hellfire missiles launchers, GA-4 Vulcan Gatling gun and a smoke grenade launcher. Also it comes with an alternate mode of switching it to spider mode turning the tank into a Walker but it will lose its speed due to the transformation. But before you choose this, there is other kinds of vehicles I must show you.”
“Hm….I’m kinda looking for something that doesn’t have any of the fancy stuff, just something that can take a lot of hits, very good at making turns, and has good speed to outrun anypony.”
“Then I have something for you people. Introducing my latest creation.” Lui said before taking out a remote and pressed a few buttons on it until everybody heard a revving sound and see a well armored car flew over them and performs a drift. “Meet the Vulture Mobile.”
“You sure this car is good?”
“This car design and statistics were inspired from the Batmobile in the Arkham Knight game.” Lui said. “ It is fast enough to outfly or run a Pegasus, it is well armored to take several tank shots even to the strongest attack from the royal sisters. It's tires can change into anything to adapt to any kind of terrains, also it is also equipped with a Forensic scanner to track any trails being left behind. The Vulture is also equipped with an alternate mode called combat mode which increases the vehicles mobility meaning that the tires can spin 360 degrees. The combat mode comes equipped with a 80mm cannon which fires kinetic energy armor piercing shell which can break the scales of a dragon easily even the combat mode has a Vulcan gun which may prove useful to taking out essential weaknesses of your opponents. Also it has a Riot gun which shoots non-lethal rounds which may put your enemy into a short coma for the time being. Oh, also the Vulture has several mini afterburners which will lift the Vulture over blockades and other stuff that may get in your way. And lastly it has a powerful afterburner which will boost the Vulture making its speed near to Mach one but it will take some time to cool down. And by the way it's a six seater also including two more seats at the back of it.”
“Okay I’ll take it.”
"Hope this car will serve you well. Oh I almost forgot to tell you that it can go underwater and is equipped with missiles too.” Lui stated.
“That might be useful later on, but thanks for telling me that.”
“Don't forget, it runs on solar energy as it's fuel source.”
“Noted.”
A Elfen Spider nurses enters the vehicle garage and speaks to Lui for the moment.
“Good news for you girls, your friend just woke up.” Lui said.
“About time she woke up.”
“I wonder how will she react to your new ride?" Lui said.
“If anything like how she was when she got the old one, then I’m pretty sure she’ll like it.”
“Let's find out shall we?”
“This should be interesting to watch.”
Later...
“HOLY CRAP! IS THIS MY CAR!?” Yelled Kat hovering over the team’s new car.
“Yup.” Lui said and started explaining the Vulture features and statistics.
“I only have one question. Does this car allow me to listen to music?”
“Yes it does.”
“Good then I’ll take it.”
“Idiot.” Said Dusty. “Even when you almost got killed your still this stupid.”
“Up yours bitch.”
“Now you guys no need to worry about Rainbow Dash trying to chase your car down from now on.” Lui said.
“Well that’s good to hear.” Said Dusty. “At least we have a new set of wheels so we can get to the Crystal Empire much easier.”
"Why are you guys heading to the Crystal Empire anyway?”
“The mirror world of Equestria. We need to get something from there that can only be found there.” Said Daidouji.
“Need any help with that?”
“Naw we got it. We’re trying to do things ourselves seeing how we’re kinda low leveled at the moment.” Kumatora said as she pointed to the level number above her head.
“Okay then.”
Sweetie Bot was looking at the Zakus from behind Kat. From what Kat could tell she was pretty much scanning the Zakus for anything else he might have up their sleeves.
“Oh and you gonna need this.” Lui said and passes Kat a small remote and a chip.
“What’s this for?”
“The remote is to call the Vulture to you if you face some sticky problems. And that chip your holding is a AI chip. Why don't you introduce yourself. ” Lui said.
On cue a holographic unicorn figure wearing a dress pops out from the chip.
“Greetings, I am your new Artificial intelligence companion. My name is Serena.”
“Oh fancy, I like.”
“Serena will assist you in many ways in the future. If there's any problems with her just call me and I will fix her up.” Lui said.
“You sure she’ll help us?” Asked Sweetie Bot eyeing Serena. “She doesn’t look like she capable to help.”
“She can alright. She can do several functions at the same time.” Lui said.
“Pretty much so. Installing virus firewall into your program.” Serena said and started installing a new firewall into Sweetie Bot systems for a few seconds. “Done.”
“Update acquired. Firewall program have been upgraded.” Said Sweetie Bot still eyeing Serena with a distrustful look on her face.
“I think Sweetie Bot is jealous.” Said Dusty.
“I AM NOT!” Yelled Sweetie Bot as she point a revolver at Dusty.
“Whoa chill! Put the Beam Revolver down please.” Evan said.
Sweetie Bot was hesitant at first, but complied and lower her weapon. “Fine.”
“Good and I think Lui and Mark has a new upgrade for you.”
“What is this new upgrade you speak of?”
“You'll find out soon enough.” Evan said.
The floor below splits apart and a platform with several mechanical arms appears from below.
“I need you to deactivate yourself for awhile so that I can install the upgrades into your body.” Lui said while busy typing in commands on the platform console.
Sweetie Bot was again hesitant about doing that. “How do I know you won’t do anything that could damage me?”
“Its not like I'm going to install a virus to you. But this upgrade will help you and your mother in future battles. And you will be able to defend yourself.” Lui said.
“.......Alright fine, but no funny business or else.” She said as she powered down.
“I won’t. Starting procedure now.”
The mechanical arms activates and starts upgrading Sweetie Bot as the arms removes her armor platings, dispose of it, and detaches her arms and legs while the other arms remove some old parts and replaces it with new parts including a new power core. Once done, they retach a pair of new arms and legs then attaches new armor platings on Sweetie Bot. After adding the last armor plating, the mechanical arms went offline as Sweetie Bot slowly reactivates.
“..........I don’t like the way I look.” She said looking at herself up and down. “Activating editing mode.” In a blink of an eye, a blinding light engulfed almost the entire room. A few seconds later the light faded away as it showed Sweetie Bot wearing a much slimmer and more appealing armor like outfit. “So how do I look now?”
“Great. Now let me explain the upgrades you have. The new armor plating you have is made out of Kevlar Carbon fiber mixed with Grade-S Titanium armor which can take in serious punishment even Celestia overpowered solar beam will be absorbed into the armor thus creating an energy shield.” Lui explained.
“You also have two alternate modes. You have Combat Mode and Flight Mode.” Mark said. “Try turning into Combat Mode.”
“I’ll activate it when I’m in a fight.”
“Anyway moving on, the weapons that are equipped in your Combat Mode is a shoulder mounted 60mm Ballistic cannon which mounted on your left and a heavy Vulcan Gatling gun is mounted to your right shoulder. Also a few extra weapons have been added to your Combat Mode are shotguns, SMG, grenade launchers, plasma blasters and a pair of heat blades which are mounted into your arms.” Mark explained. “But when you're in Combat form, your mobility and speed will be decrease by 25% due to the heavy armor for protection which can take serious damage.”
“Then there's Flight Mode.” Lui said. “Basically you have a pair of wings equipped in you. But this increases your speed to Mach one to Mach three. Your Flight Mode will be equipped with LMGs, Air-to-air missiles and a couple of bombs.”
“Okay.”
“You need anything else?” Evan asked.
“No that’s pretty much it for now.”
“So any ideas?”
“None what’s so ever.”
“Mind sending us back?” Asked Kat.
“Sure thing.” Lui said. “Just give me a moment. I need to insert Serena's chip into the Vulture console.”
“How long will that take?”
“A few seconds.” Lui said and later inserts Serena's chip into the Vulture's console. “Done. Now Serena has full control on the car.”
“Okay so we can leave now?” Asked Kumatora.
“Yup. And here's the car keys.” Lui said and tosses the Vulture keys to Kat. “ You need any help or repairs just call us.”
“Thanks, we will.” Kat said as she and her friends enter into their new car.
“Opening Warp Gate.” Mark said and a Warp Gate portal opens in front of the Vulture.
“See you next time.” Jonathan said and tosses a summoning token to Dusty.
“Yeah will be sure to summon you when we’re in trouble.” Dusty said as he in turn hands Jonathan their tokens.
“Seeya later.” Kat started the engine to their new car, as she push the gas pedal causing the Vulture to go through the Warp Gate.
(Renegades universe)
“Okay so now where are we?”
“Judging by the landscape and not that much plant life around. I think we’re near Appaloosa.” Answered Daidouji.
“Seems like she’s right.” Dusty said pulling out a map. “We’re way far from going to the Crystal Empire.”
“Great. Now what do we do?”
“We might as well get some rest. Don’t want to fight anyone after you near death experience.” Suggested Kumatora.
“Fine we’ll head into town tomorrow, but for now let’s get some sleep.”
“I will locate the nearest town while you and your team rest Captain Kat.” Serena said.
“Okay *Yawns* wake us up is their any hostiles getting near us.”
“Yes ma'am. Activating Sentry Mode.”
Soon the 80mm cannon pops out from the Vulture's hood and slowly scans the area for any hostile targets.
“Don’t kill them, just stun them.”
“Roger.”
The Riot gun later appears from the Vulture's hood and attached itself to the 80mm cannon.
“Okay, well goodnight.”
“Goodnight to you Captain Kat.” Serena said.
Author's Note
A crossover with Renegades of Equestria made by Element Brigde
