Ten Days, Ten Pony Stories

Ten Days, Ten MANNLY Stories

Day 7.5: BE A MANN!!! by MENN!!!

HAVE YOU READ ABOUT A BUNCH OF SISSY GIRL STUFF AND NEVER READ ANYTHING MANNLY, LATELY!? WELL THAT'S BECAUSE YOUR A BRONY! AND BRONIES NEED TO BE MORE MANNLY!!!

YOU BETTER LIKE IT, OR ELSE YOUR NOT A MANN!!!

YOUR MANNLY WRITTER,

MENN!!!

Spike, Caramel, Time Turner, Suit Tailor, Big Mac, Shinning Armor, Angel Bunny and Fancy Pants all gathered in the Mann Cave of Mannliness!

"So, we've been nothing but side characters in all of these girly, girly, fro-fro fanfics' DrWhoFan has been making! Anyone wanna' deal with that?" asked Spike, the leader of the Mann Tribe!

"Sure!"

"Splittingly!"

"I'm an OC."

"Eeyup"

"H yeah!"

"..."

"But of curse!"

"YEAH!!!"

"I'm Batmann."

Every Mann agreed!

"Well, with my ability to send letters to anyone, now girly-Princess-proofed, I sent letters to the most Mannly people alive!" Spike announced! We have Rocky Balboa, Saxon Hale, Chuck Norris, and Captain Jack Harness!" Spike introduced!

"Hey, Captain Jack Harness." Jack said with a flirt with Caramel!

"Jack! There's a time for everything!" Spike scolded!

"What? I was just saying 'hi'." Jack replied!

"So, what do we now?" asked Saxon Hale!

"We drink, yeah?" asked Time Turner!

"As long as we're not a bunch of coconuts, I guess..." said Rocky!

"YEAH!!!"

And so, all the menn of Manniliness drank cider and Saxon's Own Bear and tea, and they had been the Manniliness of Mann ever since!

WHAT DID WE LEARN!? WE LEARNED TO BE A MANN!!! EVER IF YOUR A WOMANN! MENN RULE!!! YEAH!!!

THE MANN NEVER END!!!! YEAH!!!!

(happy aprilfools day)