Knights Of The Cosmos!

by SilverPony98

Rating: mature
Tags: Adventure, Princess Celestia, Sex, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Alternate Universe, Human, Anthro, Other, Nightmare Moon, Romance, Princess Luna, Original Character, Comedy
Length: 7362

When school is finally out, a group of friends cosplay at a convention. They suddenly end up in Equestria, along with their long time enemies!

It is finally summer break from high school, a perfect time for a boy named Kimchi and his friends to go to a convention and cosplay as godlike warriors. At the convention, they run into their long time enemies and start a fight. During the fight with enchanted weapons they bought, all of them end up being thrown into Equestria!

Now fighting alongside a sexy goddess of the night, Kim and his friends go on exciting adventures, fighting mad gods, tyrants and saving the world from evil!

Making friends along the way, falling in love and getting laid, will Kim and his friends find a way back home? Or will they stay and live in this land? Will they ever defeat their rivals and Queen Sunbutt?

The fate of the universe rests in their hands!

"Cosmo Knights, Unite!"

[Epic Theme Song]

[Alternate Equestria, takes place before Luna first turns into Nightmare Moon.]

Note: I'm currently fixing this story. Please be patient and sorry for the long wait.

Published 2015-04-10 22:20:01 UTC
Last updated 2015-04-10 22:20:01 UTC

Chapter 1: At The Convention...

Chapter 1: At The Convention...

Hello, my name is Kimchi, but my friends call me Kim. I'm eighteen years old, a senior and I'm a grade A student in high school. I enjoy watching anime and My Little Pony Friendship is Magic, I'm a closet brony because of my stuck up parents and their culture. And yes, I'm half Chinese and I'm born in America.

I'm just glad to have the best of friends I could ask for. There's Tyrone, Stephen, Mike, Eugene, Carl, Khan, Henry, Lance, Peter, Eric and Sam. They're the best friends that I've ever had, they even watch MLP with me and they are bronies as well! Our favorite princess is Luna and Nightmare Moon.

I wish I could meet Luna and Nightmare Moon someday, heck, even my friends get to meet them as well! Or we all get to go to Equestria together! But sadly, that is only in dreams...

Anyway, Mike said that there's going to be this really cool convention coming up this week and he and the others are going, I can't wait to go! But first, I must make my costume and politely tell my parents to croak in their sleep. I really like that anime Saint Seiya, I think I should go as a Lunar Saint for the convention.

I wonder what this convention has to offer, my friends and I will have the best time of our lives! What ever could go wrong?

At The Convention...

"Whoa, this place is HUGE!"

Peter was looking around in excitement as he walked with Kim and the others, the convention was full of people today. Kim had dressed up as a Lunar Saint and his friends are also dressed up as Lunar Saints as well. They all really like Saint Seiya, because of the powers and the cool armor.

"Damn, I should've gotten something a bit bigger." Carl grunted, tapping his armored belly as he ate a snicker bar.

"Carl, for the love of god! Where are you getting those snacks?!" Eugene asked irritatedly as the sound of crunching from Carl continued.

"What? A fat man's gotta eat, right?" Carl asked innocently as he tossed the wrapper away and released a loud belch, his armored stomach jiggling.

Eugene recoiled from the sound and let out a groan of disgust as he caught up with the others.

"Hey Mike, did you watch the new season of MLP last night?" Kim asked excitedly.

"Yeah man, I watched it!" Mike replied as he and Kim fist bumped. "That Starlight Glimmer was a bitch, though." Mike added as Kim nodded in agreement.

While Kim was talking to Mike about the new season of My Little Pony, Peter continued looking around the convention. He suddenly spotted a counter with a middle aged man with white hair behind it.

"Enchanted Weapons Shop?" Peter read the sign in curiosity.

"Hey guys, that man over there is selling... Ethereal weapons?! That's so cool!" Peter exclaimed as he darted towards the counter.

"Hey Peter, wait up!" Kim shouted, the others doing the same as they followed after Peter.

When Kim and his friends reached the counter, Peter was already examining an ethereal sword in amazement at how real it looked.

"Whoa..." Peter murmured in astonishment. The middle aged man just smiled as he brought his attention to Kim and his friends as they approached.

"Hello boys, see anything you like?" the man asked as Kim approached.

Kim gave the man a suspicious look before exploring the items on sale, his friends did the same as they checked out the weapons and other stuff.

"Hm... how much do these cost?" Kim asked as he looked around at the stack of weapons. 'I hope they're not made in China.' Kim thought to himself as the man smiled.

"Tell you what, you and your friends look like nice boys." the man replied, looking at Kim's costume. "Oh, you boys are dressed up as Saint Seiya? I love watching that show when I was little." the man said, smiling as if remembering a distant memory.

"So let me tell you what. I'm giving you boys a discount... They're free." the man said, whispering the last part as he leaned forward a bit and glanced around. "Choose whatever you want, just don't tell or show anyone else." the man added with a wink.

Kim, Peter and the others gasped in shock and silently cheered in delight before picking up their desired weapons. The man smiled when the boys thanked him before leaving.

"Thank you mister!" Peter called over his shoulder, waving to the middle aged man as he waved back. "What a nice and generous man." Peter said to himself before running to catch up with the others.

"Kids these days..." the man said with a chuckle and smiled as his eyes twinkled. "Your wish is granted."

5 Minutes Later...

While walking around the crowded convention, Kim and his friends took some pictures and videos with their phones, they started to get bored after a while.

"Urrrgh... I'm getting bored." Henry groaned as he cracked his knuckles. He looked around the convention only to see some guys dressed in Nazi uniforms passing by.

"I wanna use the bathroom." Lance said, holding his crotch. "Wait, I think I can hold it."

"I want to go home and sleep." Khan said, yawning and stretching. "C̄hạn beụ̄̀x pĕn nrk."

"Hmph, at least Sammy and I are still having fun." Eric said, resting his hand on Sam's shoulder. "Isn't that right, Sammy?" Eric asked flirtingly.

"S - stop it, Eric." Sam blushed as he looked away, everyone giving them nervous looks.

Kim and Mike shook their heads at the two's antics as they sat down next to a molded statue of Nightmare Moon. Their friends later joined them as they watched people come and go, some people stopped to get some pictures of them with the statue or take some selfies.

Kim and the others joked and played around with some cosplayers to pass the time as the convention began to thin out. It was now afternoon and the boys decided to stay for a while before going home.

"I grow tired of this 'waiting for something to happen' for no reason." Stephen said to Khan, earning a nod from him while he sat cross legged. Stephen closed his eyes and began meditating while the others chatted.

"Hey, at least we got free weapons, right?" Tyrone replied, chuckling as he posed for a couple of girls who blushed before running off.

"You're right. Isn't it suspicious that - " Kim began but was interrupted by someone clearing their throat.

"Well, well, well! If it isn't Kimchi and his friends." a voice with a Chinese accent called mockingly,

Kim and his friends tensed up when they heard the voice. They slowly turned their heads and as expected, saw a tall scrawny boy older than Kim with his arms crossed and a smirk on his face.

"Oh no, not you again! It's Feng!" Kim exclaimed to his friends in shock.

"It's Meow to you! Stop saying my real name!" the irritated Chinese boy shouted indignantly as a couple of boys trailed behind him. "I'm like a cat, how did I sneak up on you so easily hm?"

Kim and his friends shot up and got into defensive stances in front of the statue of Nightmare Moon. Meow and his lackeys smirked as they approached the boys.

"What are you doing here?" Mike asked, snorting as he gripped his sheathed sword.

"Oh, don't mind us. We're just here to defeat you. And this time, I challenge you all to a fight!" Meow announced dramatically, adding maniacal laughter to build up a dramatic effect.

"Hmph, bring it on. Ming Ming." Kim challenged, unsheathing his ethereal sword as the older boy growled in anger. "Come at me, bro." Kim taunted.

"I'll have your ass for that, Kimchi! You sorry excuse for food!" Meow bellowed, unsheathing his own sword before charging at Kim. "I'm going to shove this sword up your ass!" Meow shouted as he swung his sword at Kim, practically slicing the air in half.

Kim quickly unsheathed his ethereal sword and blocked Meow's attack, and swiftly slammed his blade down, only for the older Chinese boy to block it and retreat a few feet away.

As soon as Kim and Meow recovered from their blows, they let out battle cries as they charged, their swords pointing directly at each other as they ran.

As their blades made contact, they began to glow intensely as the two boys tried to push each other back. Neither of the boys was moving an inch at all.

Khan was shocked at what he was seeing. 'What is happening?' Khan thought to himself as he covered his eyes from the light. 'I knew that man was up to something!' Khan thought as he closed his eyes from the bright light. 'But what was it?'

Kim blocked away the shining light with his hand as his enemy did the same. Kim's friends and Meow's followers shielded their eyes as the light blinded them and there was a bright flash. All the boys were thrown back by the force and were knocked unconscious.

Kim and his friends collapsed to the ground as the statue of Nightmare Moon began to glow. There was suddenly a powerful flash of light and then darkness.

Unknown Location...

With a flash, Kim and his friends were sprawled out on the ground in a strange forest. They began to stir as soon as the moon shined down upon them, somehow filling them with strength and power. The boys began regaining their senses and started to get up.

"Ugh... Where the heck are we?" Kim asked with a groan, shaking his head before slowly standing up and looking around.

"Grrrh, I don't know man." Mike replied with a groan, rubbing his head as it ached painfully.

Stephen had somehow recovered and returned to his meditative composure while Khan cursed to himself.

"Oh boy, I don't feel good." Carl said before reaching into his bag and taking out a sandwich and took a bite.

"Carl... how did you - never mind." Eugene sighed, rubbing his temples and readjusted his glasses.

After readjusting themselves, the boys were surprised to find that all their items and armor have become real, even their weapons. They also feel more stronger and faster than they were before.

After a little freak out and some excitement, they decided to set up a camp.

Tyrone and Henry were busy starting a fire while Eric and Sammy were busy looking for fire wood. As soon as the boys were done setting up their camp, they sat around the fire and began discussing about their situation.

"Alright, we were at the convention. And we somehow ended up here." Eugene said, as the others nodded. "Then there was this bright flash..."

"I think it has something to do with that man." Khan replied. "My mother told me to never take anything from strangers. It looks like she's right." Khan added with a shudder as a vision of his mother scolding him appeared in his mind.

"I don't know what happened next. But - " Kim said, he was interrupted when he heard something. "Did you guys hear that?" Kim asked, nervousness in his tone.

The others listened for a while and heard slight rustling coming from the bushes behind them. The others held their breath and got into defensive positions while Mike and Tyrone prepared to attack. They watched carefully as the bushes continued moving.

They were surprised as a brown colored humanoid pegasus mare emerged from the bushes. The mare was cursing silently to herself, wiping off mud and tree leafs off before noticing the group of stunned boys gawking at her.

"Um... hey there." the mare greeted as she waved to the surprised group.

"Aaagh! Zombie!" Carl shrieked like a fat man taking an extremely explosive shit and threw a cheese and mayonnaise sandwich at the bewildered mare. She ducked at the last second as the object hit a tree behind her.

SPLAT!

"Oh fudge, I missed!" Carl exclaimed.

"Eeew, who eats this crud?!" the mare exclaimed in disgust, she was immediately tackled to the ground by Mike and Tyrone. "What the - HELP! I'm being assaulted!"

"Who are you?" Mike interrogated as Tyrone held the struggling mare in his steel grip. "Talk." Mike said as he poked the mare's snout with a stick.

"My name is Storm Hoof! Why are you attacking me?" The mare asked frantically as she tried to struggle out of Tyrone's hold, but Tyrone is far stronger than he was before.

"Where are we?" Mike asked sternly, poking the mare's muzzle again. "Talk."

"Equestria, you're in the Everfree forest." Shockwave replied.

"What color is my underwear?" Mike demanded. Another poke.

"Stop poking me!" The mare complained.

"Answer the question! Bluhblughblughblugh?" Mike replied, crossing his eyes.

"What?" Storm asked in confusion.

"What's two plus two?" Mike asked boldly.

"Huh?" Storm asked again in confusion.

"Alright Tyrone, you can release her now." Mike said. "Four! Two plus two is four!" Mike added, holding up four fingers before rejoining Kim and the others, leaving Storm in a daze.

Tyrone released the pegasus mare as she staggered to her hooves, she felt someone holding her and looked over her shoulder to see Henry smiling.

"Hello, my name is Henry." Henry greeted as he helped the mare regain her balance.

"M- My name is Storm Hoof." Storm replied with a blush.

Getting a closer look at the pegasus mare, Kim began examining her carefully. The mare has brown fur, a black messy mane and both red and orange eyes and some black stripes on her cheeks. What interested Kim is the diamond on her forehead, just like the horses back on his world. Continuing his observation, Kim blushed as he stared at the revealing white tank top the mare was wearing and a torn skirt. Kim could tell the pegasus mare was a soldier of some kind since she has muscles on her.

"Um, what are you doing?" Storm asked, tilting her head. Kim jumped back in surprise before blushing.

"Sorry, I was just examining you. I've never seen something like you before." Kim replied, earning a chuckle from Henry. Clearing his throat, Kim held out his hand. "Hello, my name is Kim."

The mare grabbed Kim's hand and shook it. "Hi, I'm Storm Hoof." Storm replied before releasing Kim's hand before looking around nervously. "Am I your prisoner now?" Storm asked.

Kim's eyes widened in surprise before wildly shaking his head. "Oh no, no, no, no! You're not a prisoner. We're just lost and on guard that's all." Kim replied.

He began to explain the situation him and his friends are in, Storm listening carefully. After listening to Kim's story, she told him that there is a town nearby outside of the Everfree forest.

Noticing a crossbow and what looked a sniper rifle with a bayonet strapped to Storm's back, Kim gave a confused glance to the mare. "Are those your weapons?" Kim asked in curiosity.

"Yup, this is Mr. Snipe and Mr. Bulls Eye." Storm replied happily, gesturing to the ranged weapons on her back.

"So, what were you doing before you stumbled upon our camp?" Henry asked in curiosity.

"I was scouting for Queen Celestia's troops until these Caribou guys grabbed me." Storm explained, a disgusted look on her face. "They wanted to have their way with me, so I just killed them with Mr. Slash and Mr. Sharp Shooter!" Storm added proudly, unsheathing her machete and revolver.

"So Storm Hoof, what happened after that?" Kim asked, eager to know more while the rest of his friends crowded around to listen. Storm looking at him with a deadpan expression before continuing.

"I was hiding from the royal guards and hid in this forest, and this bat pony mare came out of nowhere and scared the crap outta me, leading to where we are now." Storm explained, the sound of the fire burning wood could only be heard while Kim and the others remained silent.

Kim was about to ask Storm why she was hiding from royal guards when Stephen cut him off.

"A bat pony mare, you mean a Thestral, right?" Stephen asked, still in his meditative state. "She's coming right now."

As if on cue, a thestral mare emerged from the bushes, gasping for air before collapsing. Kim and the others instinctively rushed over to her side, while the rest stayed where they are.

The poor mare's dress was ripped as if she was in a struggle, and she had some scratches, probably ran through some thorns in the forest.

Mike drew back when he turned the mare on her back. The others did the same as they tensed up at what they saw.

"Whoa, she's like a freaking vampire!" Henry exclaimed as he pointed at the mare's sharp teeth.

Kim and the others contemplated what to do, they wanted to know if the mare is friendly or hostile but the mare was barely conscious to give them any answers.

"I don't know guys, I kinda find this hot." Lance said as he slowly unzipped his jeans, a huge shit eating grin on his face as he knelted down beside the mare and gently caressed her cheek.

"I don't mind having my hot dog in between those fangs." Lance said as he slowly leaned forward.

"EEEW, LANCE!" Kim and the others exclaimed, blushing and averting their gaze from Lance and the mare as they backed off in disgust.

"You're not wearing underwear, boy!?" Mike shouted in disbelief.

"Come on, man!" Tyrone yelled.

"What? I was just joking!" Lance exclaimed as he held his hands up in defense. Only to realize that he had left his zipper wide open. At that moment Carl was eating a ham sandwich and began choking and coughing when he saw Lance's exposed member.

"Holy shit, Carl! Are you alright?" Peter asked the fat boy in concern.

"It's nothing, I saw another bad weener." Carl replied bitterly, glaring at Lance.

Storm snickered at Carl when the fat boy began coughing. 'That's payback for trying to throw that disgusting sandwich in my face, eugh...' Storm thought to herself with a smirk.

"Ugh..."

Kim and the others turned their attention back to the mare on the ground as she mumbled something about solar guards attacking her village.

"Guards... my sisters..." the mare murmured before going unconscious.

Kim and all his friends felt something spark within them, they suddenly felt a connection to the moon and heard a whisper in the wind. It was beckoning for them to follow it.

"Tyrone, can you carry this mare?" Kim asked, pointing to the unconscious mare on the ground. Tyrone nodded and gently picked the mare up in his arms and stood beside Kim while the others got ready to leave. Carl stood up with the help of Peter while the others packed up their gear before heading out.

"Hey Storm, you wanna join us on an adventure?" Kim asked, looking over his shoulder at the pegasus mare with a smirk. He chuckled to himself when the mare had an excited glimmer in her eyes.

"Oh gods yes! I'd love too!" Storm replied excitedly before loading her rifle.

Soon enough she was walking beside Kim and the others as they headed in the direction where the wind is guiding them.

"So where are we going?" Storm asked Kim.

"We're going to see if we can bring this mare back to where she came, and maybe settle down somewhere safe." Kim replied. He gave Storm a pat on her shoulder before motioning for everyone to move quickly.

Kim and the others stopped for a moment to look up at the night sky and saw their constellations surrounding the full moon as it shined in the sky. The group of boys cheered before getting into a group huddle, Storm watching them in curiosity.

"Alright guys, on the count of three say 'Cosmos Knights, Unite!', then we'll sing 'We are the Cosmo Knights', got it?" Kim asked the others as they all nodded.

"Okay... 1, 2, 3!" Kim shouted as he and the others bobbed at each count, their hands in the circle. Storm watched them as they began to chant.

"Cosmo Knights, Cosmo Knights, Cosmo Knights..." Kim and the others chanted as they bounced in place.

"COSMO KNIGHTS, UNITE!" Kim and his friends shouted together in unison, roaring as they raised their fists to the moon. They began to sing as they waved their fists in the air.

"We are the Cosmo Knights, we are the Cosmo Knights, we are the Cosmo's Knights! HURRAH!"

Kim and the others laughed and cheered as they fist bumped and high fived each other. Storm watching in amusement before rejoining them as they continued walking towards where the stars and the wind are guiding them.

'I could get used to this.' Storm thought to herself with a smile as she walked beside Kim and Henry.

"I wonder what adventures will await us?" Kim asked out loud, his friends nodding in agreement.

The moon shined down upon the armored boys, their new friend and an unconscious thestral mare in tow as they walked off into the moonlight and out of the forest.

All the while, an alicorn mare glared down upon them.

Author's Note

Hello, everypony! I hope you enjoy reading this chapter! I got inspired to write this story after listening to Nightwish and watching Saint Seiya.

At some difficult times during battles, the armor of Kim and his friends will automatically transform.

Silver armor - Enhanced/amplified abilities (current armor)
Bronze armor - Maximized abilities
Golden armor - Advanced abilities

These are the zodiac symbols on the armor of Kim and his friends.

Kimchi - Libra ♎

Tyrone - Taurus ♉

Stephen - Virgo ♍

Mike - Sagittarius ♐

Eugene - Gemini ♊

Carl - Leo ♌

Khan - Cancer ♋

Henry - Scorpio ♏

Lance - Capricorn ♑

Peter - Aries ♈

Eric - Aquarius ♒

Sam - Pisces ♓

Storm Hoof is a character I made up, she's a dark brown pegasus, has a black mane, a white glowing diamond on her forehead and has orange red eyes. And she has a Reichsadler tattoo on her back (she's a feminist and a rebel against Celestia). She's going to follow the boys on their adventures from now on. :pinkiehappy:

Chapter 2: Searching And Rescuing Princess Moonbutt

Kim and his friends continued walking down a dirt road, still pumped up and excited from their chant earlier. While they walked, Storm Hoof decided to introduce herself to the rest of the boys and they all did the same as well, welcoming the pegasus mare into their brotherhood.

After a few minutes of talking with the boys, Storm Hoof then explained that she's a soldier and is part of a resistance, fighting against Queen Celestia and fighting against the Caribou.

As they walked, the group of armored boys continued chatting with each other while Storm focused her attention on the thestral mare in Tyrone's arms and at the big guy himself as he walked. She couldn't help but flush with embarrassment and feel aroused from being held by a giant like Tyrone earlier.

'Wow, this guy is so HUGE!' Storm thought quietly to herself, intimidated and aroused by Tyrone's size and quickly refocused her attention ahead, only to nearly bump into Peter.

"Hey Storm, are you alright?" Henry asked the mare in concern.

"Yeah, I'm fine. Just got a bit distracted, that's all." Storm replied, chuckling to herself as she walked beside Kim.

"So, where are we going?" Storm asked Kim in curiosity.

"I don't know, but I can somehow sense a village nearby." Kim replied, his attention still focused forward.

"There's a village in this forest?" Storm asked in surprise. "I didn't know that."

"I don't know, it's like the moon is revealing everything to me." Kim replied.

The group soon spotted a village, there was a house nearby and it was surrounded by mango trees and they headed towards it. As the group neared the house, they heard a commotion and then a blood curdling shriek coming from the back of the house.

"Help mmmph!"

Kim tensed up as well as his friends when they heard a mare's scream. The boys shared looks of worry before nodding to each other.

"Storm Hoof, can you watch over this mare?" Kim asked, motioning to Tyrone as the bigger boy gently laid the thestral mare on the ground.

Storm nodded and looked around nervously. "It's so dark, how am I supposed to see?" Storm asked.

"Here, take this flashlight." Carl said, handing Storm Hoof a Vipertek Flashlight.

"How does it work?" Storm asked.

"It's simple, really." Carl said, a sinister smile on his face. "It is like a lantern and a cattle prod mixed together." Carl added with a whisper as Storm's eyes widened in amazement before he showed the mare how to turn the flashlight on.

"Wow, that's amazing..." Storm whispered in awe.

"Lol, you just blew her mind Carl." Lance laughed.

"Oh, I'll blow her mind alright." Carl said, glancing in Lance's direction. "Storm, let me show you how it properly works. Lance?" Carl motioned for the boy to come.

"What?" Lance asked.

"Watch carefully." Carl told Storm. "Lance, what is this?" Carl asked as he held up the flashlight.

"Um, It's a flashlight. Duh. What do you think?" Lance replied with a roll of his eyes.

"Alright Storm Hoof, click this button here. And then..." Carl explained, showing the pegasus mare before pressing it on Lance's back.

"Why the heck are you - AAAIIIIEEEEAYEAYEAYENEINEINEINEIN!!!" Lance cried out before dropping to the ground. "Uuugh... I just... shit my pants... bleh..."

Handing the flashlight to an astonished Storm Hoof, Carl nodded. "And that's how you use it. Go ahead and keep it." Patting the mare on the shoulder, Carl went to join the others, while Lance dragged himself after the fat boy.

Storm examined the flashlight in curiosity before shrugging. She waved to Kim and the others as they ran towards were the scream came from.

"This could come in handy." Storm said to herself as she looked down at the still unconscious bat pony. "I hope Kim and the others get back soon." Storm muttered, sighing as she sat on the ground. Petting the unconscious thestral mare's head, Storm took out her revolver and looked around for any danger lurking around.

At The Back Of The House...

A thestral mare struggled as a royal guard on top of her pinned her hands above her head. She grunted in disgust as the stallion trailed kisses down her neck and suckled on her exposed nipple.

"Hellspawn of Tartarus, I'm going to enjoy fucking your cunt." the royal guard said coldly as he rubbed his erect member against the struggling thestral mare's marehood as the mare tried to push him off of her.

"Help! Somepony please help mmmph!" the mare's cry for help was muffled as the guard slammed his lips against hers, forcing his tongue into her mouth as the mare began crying.

There were other solar guards there, they were busy humiliating the other thestral mares. Some were already sucking off the guards, getting raped or beaten.

"Are you ready, cunt?" the guard above the thestral mare asked, an evil smile on his face. The bat mare gasped when she felt the guard's stallionhood pressing up against her untouched marehood. She frantically shook her head and began begging for the stallion to let go of her.

"N - no, please no!" the mare begged as she desperately tried to free herself from the stallion's grip. The stallion just laughed at her before moving his hips back and was about to plunge his stallionhood into the sobbing mare's marehood until...

"Stop!"

THWACK!

A silver blur slammed its foot against the guard's head and sent him flying at breakneck speeds towards a mango tree and snapping it in half as it collapsed. The guard laid motionless as the tree fell on top of his lifeless form while the figure stood protectively in front of the thestral mare.

The other guards were alerted by the attack and rushed over to where the figure now stood. All the thestral mare villagers looked at the figure with shock, surprise and hope.

The thestral mare on the ground looked up at her savior as he stood protectively in front of her. The mare felt intimidated and safe as she felt an aura of good around her savior.

'What kind of Lunar guard is this?' the mare thought to herself, seeing her savior doesn't have an equine figure, but similar to a minotaur's.

"Who are you?!" a royal guard asked, trying to hide his fear as he pointed his spear at the figure. The guard nearly emptied his bowels as the figure's shadowed face faced in his direction. (My name is Jeff)

"I said who are you!" the guard demanded as the other guards came beside him and readied their weapons. The figure remained silent and stared at the guards in mock silence. (My name is Jeff)

"Seize him!" one of the guards shouted. They all began approaching the figure, only for eleven more to appear beside the lone figure.

As the moon shined down upon the assembled figures, the shadows moved away, to reveal Kim and his friends. The zodiac symbols on their armor began glowing a soft blue as they glared down at all the royal guards surrounding them.

"What the - there's more of them!" one of the royal guards shouted in panic.

"Lunar bastards!" another guard yelled.

"Whatever, just kill them!" a guard shouted.

Without hesitation, the solar guards pointed their weapons at the armored boys and charged forward with battle cries.

Kim and his friends suddenly felt something spark within them. As one, they all began making motions with their arms, and suddenly began speaking in tongues as they did so.

As the solar guards approached, Kim and his friends got into their attack stances, facing the royal guards with glowing eyes as their hands glowed with intense power.

"COSMO BLAST!" Kim and his friends shouted together in unison, throwing their hands outwards as a powerful blast of energy launched forward like a thousand shooting stars.

THOOM!

All of the charging solar guards cried out as their armor was vaporized, their bodies getting scorched as they are violently thrown into the sky from the blast.

Back With Storm Hoof...

THOOM!

Storm jumped from the loud noise and looked in the direction of the house. "What was that!?" Storm asked as she looked in the direction of the explosion, she gasped when the thestral mare continued bouncing on her throbbing member.

"Shhh, there's no need to concern yourself when your friends can handle themselves." The thestral mare whispered into Storm's ear. "Just enjoy your reward for keeping me safe." Storm moaned before gripping the thestral mare's hips and locked lips with hers.

The sounds of wet flesh slapping together and both mares panting and moaning in pleasure filled the night air.

"Fuck! I forgot to use protection!"

Back With Kim...

After the blast, the group of armored boys were drained from the large amount of energy they released. Now fully recovered, thanks to the moon and the stars granting them strength once more, the group began to celebrate their first battle.

"Yeah, we kicked some equine ass!" Lance cheered, giving Mike and Henry a high five and rustling Peter's hair. Peter was still astonished from the power they released during the fight.

"Oh and Carl, Fuck you man!" Lance added, shaking his fist angrily at the fat boy. Carl responded with a derp face before eating a bag of chips.

Kim looked around the village, seeing no royal guards in sight. He approached the prone form of the trembling thestral mare and gently helped her to her hooves.

"Are you alright, miss?" Kim asked softly, he was caught off guard when the thestral mare embraced him. The mare sobbed onto Kim's chest plate, still traumatized from nearly getting raped earlier.

"Shhh, it's alright." Kim whispered softly, gently rubbing the mare's back as she continued crying into his chest. He looked around and smiled as his friends went about helping the villagers. Both Mike and Tyrone were already busy breaking open houses to let villagers and children out.

It seems that the villagers are all mares and the males are somehow nowhere to be found. Both Mike and Tyrone shrugged when Kim questioned about the lack of stallions.

Carl was busy eating a hamburger while Eugene scolded him, again. While Lance was busy flirting with some thestral mares, flexing his muscles and making them all blush.

Sam and Eric were busy consulting some of the thestral mares that were raped while Khan and Stephen tried healing the mares that were tortured and beaten with their new found abilities.

"Thank you for saving me, kind sir." the thestral mare said as she looked into Kim's eyes.

"It's no problem miss. We came here to help you." Kim replied, feeling a bit of pride.

Kim blushed when the mare gave him a kiss on his cheek. The thestral mare giggled before walking off to join her sisters waiting for her in a nearby house.

"Well, that was something." Kim said to himself, rubbing his cheek where the mare had kissed him.

"Hey, Kim!" Storm Hoof greeted, startling Kim from his thoughts.

"Storm Hoof, you scared me!" Kim exclaimed after recovering from Thunder's sudden appearance beside him. "I hope the thestral mare you were protecting was no trouble?" Kim asked with a raised eyebrow.

Storm nodded, looking over her shoulder to see the thestral mare she watched over. The thestral mare blew a kiss and waved to Storm, the pegasus mare waved back in response. Kim chuckled before rejoining his friends while Storm Hoof contemplated what she should do later.

'I just got laid by a thestral...' Storm thought to herself. She took out a small piece of paper from her pocket and blushed before putting it back.

5 Minutes Later...

The entire village of thestrals were awakened by the explosion and they all came to investigate it, finding no royal guards in sight. They were all surprised to find Kim and his friends and saw the symbols on their armor.

The thestrals offered to let the Kim and his friends stay until they're ready to continue on their journey. The boys accepted to stay the night and later received news of a mare named Luna, and where she is being kept prisoner along with some thestrals.

After being filled in on who Luna is, Kim and his friends eagerly accepted in helping the thestrals in their plight. At daybreak, Kim and his friends are ready to go. A couple of thestral mares joined them, much to the group's surprise.

Kim and his friends waved to the thestral villagers as they waved back to them. The boys now have a mission in hand. The first is to find princess Luna, second is to find the thestral prisoners. The princess and the thestrals were located somewhere in a hidden area, an outpost of some kind. The group hoped that when they get there, they are not too late.

Royal Guard Outpost...

Luna coughed as the guard punched her stomach again, while her sister watched her get beaten with a sadistic smile on her face. Luna groaned as the guard continued punching her stomach repeatedly, she had thrown up a while ago and wanted to pass out from the pain, but her evil sister tortured her by keeping her conscious with her magic.

"Enough." Queen Celestia barked, the guard immediately stopped what he was doing and bowed. "Leave us." Celestia ordered, the guard nodded before exiting the room.

Celestia approached Luna, marveling at the younger alicorn's naked body. Celestia took a hold of Luna's face and tilted it up to hers. Celestia was pleased to see fear and suffering in Luna's watering eyes.

"T - Tia, p - please... stop." Luna begged, looking into her sister's eyes only for them to stare coldly into her soul.

"Silence, brat!" Celestia hissed, tightening her grip on Luna's face as Luna recoiled in fear.

"W - why are you doing this, T - Tia? Why?" Luna asked shakily, tears streaming down her face.

Celestia scoffed before releasing her hold on Luna and began pacing around her.

"Ever since our parents left, they wanted us to rule together. But you wouldn't except my rules!" Celestia said angrily as she pointed an accusing finger at Luna. "Then you had to poke your bitchy little nose where it's not supposed to be, now here we are."

"B - but... T - Tia, you can't force ponies to give up their freedom! Or even worship you as a god, it's inhumane and - !"

SMACK!

Luna's head was thrown sideways from the force of the slap. She gasped in pain as Celestia grabbed her mane, forcing the blue alicorn's head to face the alabaster alicorn's furious gaze. Luna shook in fear as her eyes met with her sister's blazing orbs.

"And that is why you are not fit to rule beside me. You are a shame to our parents and a liability to me." Celestia said through gritted teeth, menacingly staring into Luna's frightened eyes as the younger alicorn tried to look away but it was futile.

"You can just rot in this cell for all I care." Celestia said coldly as she released Luna's mane, and stormed out of the cell but stopped halfway out, her scowling lips slowly turning into an evil smile.

"On second thought, I think it's time I discipline you myself." Celestia said, malice in her tone as she approached Luna who is now frantically shaking her head in terror.

"N - no, Tia! Please, let me be!" Luna begged as her former sister ran her hands over her naked form. "Y - You'll never get away with this! Very soon somepony will find out and all those ponies will see who you truly are!" Luna shouted, defiance in her tone as she struggled.

"Oh but Luna, I already have! And none of those stupid ponies will ever know!" Celestia exclaimed mockingly, giving Luna's flank a firm slap and squeezing it.

"And now, it's time to deal with you." Celestia whispered menacingly into Luna's ear. Luna gasped when Celestia licked her ear and began to nibble on it.

Luna shuddered as Celestia reached around her vulnerable body, rubbing her breasts and teasing her marehood. Before Celestia could continue further, a guard bursts into the cell.

"Your majesty, come quick! The thestrals are attacking!" the guard exclaimed, panic in his tone.

Celestia looked at the guard in surprise before grinning menacingly to Luna. "Well played, Luna. It looks like your abominations still have some fight left in them, but not for long!"

Celestia hastily left with the guard, leaving Luna alone. 'How is this possible?' Luna thought, feeling relief for the first time. Luna gratefully accepted her denied rest and welcomed unconsciousness to take her away.

At The Gate...

After spotting the outpost where the prisoners are being kept, Kim, his friends, Storm Hoof and the thestrals attacked the guards. There were enough thestrals to fight off the royal guards while Kim and the others raced to find Luna and the prisoners.

"Hey guys, I think I sense her somewhere!" Eugene shouted, running alongside Kim and Mike. Storm panted as she kept pace with the others while she fired off her weapons to aid the thestrals in the fight.

"Hey, who's that?" Peter asked, pointing to a white alicorn mare as she landed a few feet in front of the running group.

Kim and the others stopped in their tracks and stared the alicorn mare down. Storm Hoof soon caught up with them and pointed her rifle at Celestia's horn. The thestrals had already vanquished the outpost guards and stood ready to fight Celestia and her remaining troops.

"You boys are in a lot of trouble." Queen Celestia said, anger in her tone. In a flash, a platoon of guards appeared behind her. "If you're here for the prisoners, you'll have to get through me first." Celestia hissed, daring Kim and his friends to make their move.

Kim growled before reaching for his ethereal sword, while Storm Hoof tensed her finger on her rifle's trigger. Both of them were stopped when Carl placed his hands on their shoulders. The others gave Carl a confused look as he stepped forward and began gulping down a can of beans and releasing a loud belch.

"Let me handle this wench." Carl said boldly, patting his large stomach before getting into a battle stance and focusing on all his willpower. There was suddenly a loud rumble from his stomach and it became louder with each passing second. Soon enough the ground began to shake from the overweight boy's grumbling belly.

GRUUUUUUMBLE

"Urp, I can feel an epic shit storm coming!" Carl grunted before turning his back to a confused Queen Celestia and her troops before bending over and pulling down his pants. "Prepare to meet thy doom, you... fat albino wench!" Carl announced as he clenched his bowel muscles.

Queen Celestia gasped and growled in anger at Carl's insult. Her horn began to light up while Carl began to feel too much pressure within his belly as the the ground below him began to shake even more.

Kim and his friends stared at Carl in horror and frantically looked around for somewhere to take cover. Kim grabbed a confused Storm Hoof and pulled her into a bush while the thestrals followed behind and took cover as well.

"OH SHIT!" Carl shouted before releasing all the pressure from his belly as it exploded outwards in a powerful shockwave. Carl was screaming as his bowels began to go on overdrive and his screams were drowned out by the thunder like sound. Somewhere in every being's mind when they heard this loud explosion, they called it: "The Day Equestria Was Shaken."

RUUUUUUUUMBLE - THOOOM!!!

Queen Celestia and her guards felt their hair, skin and armor melt away and screamed as they were violently blasted away into the sky at light speed, leaving only a huge mess where they once where.

Carl let out a sigh of relief, pulling his pants back up and coughed before fanning the smell away. "Wow, that smells horrible."

Carl looked around his surroundings and chuckled nervously at the destruction from his blow. "Heh heh... oops."

Kim and the others coughed as they came out of their hiding places, the thestrals came out as well, covering their noses as they made their way towards where the prisoners are being kept.

"Damn, Carl. What the heck did you chow on?" Eric exclaimed, covering his nose and fanning the smell away. Carl just smiled and gave a thumbs up.

"Come on guys, let's go look for Princess Luna." Kim said as he dragged an unconscious Storm Hoof along.

When Kim and his friends found Princess Luna in her current condition, they vowed vengeance against Celestia. They decided to dub her as "Queen Sunbutt", since she didn't politely introduce herself.

As the boys and the thestrals returned back to the thestral village with princess Luna and the rescued thestrals in tow, they didn't notice a pair of slanted eyes watching them from a tree.

"You'll pay, Kim! Soon, I'll have my revenge! Bùjiǔ, fùchóu jiāng shì wǒ de!"

"Jing jing!"

"Shut up! You're not yet ready to speak Chinese, you imbecile!"

Author's Note

To Be Continued...

Kim and his friends have rescued Princess Luna! What adventures will await them in the future? And who is this handsome stalker?

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