I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DRUG-OFF!

by Piccadilly-Lollipop

Rating: teen
Tags: Slice of Life, Tragedy, Random
Length: 295

AJ and RD have a drug-off competition.

well, we all know how much AJ and RD are competitive and are always trying to beat each other… well what would happen if they had a drug-off competition? read and see….

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-03-28 17:04:28 UTC

Fuck Yeah.

Apple Jack and Rainbow Dash were in the barn at sweet apple achres, they were arguing about one or the other apparently cheating at the olympics. how they got there, i don't know.

"It was You! you were on Steroids when you were having the race against Thunderlane!" Rainbow Dash yelled, feeling her veins throb in her fore head.

"ME?! Don't Ya go down there an' try ta' blame it on me! ah don't CHEAT! unlike SOMEpony." Apple Jack shouted back, feeling appalled at how her so called 'friend' tried to accuse her of doing something she would never do.

"PFFFTTTT, yeah right" Rainbow scoffed, rolling her eyes.

"Oh yeah?"

"yeah."

"how about a drug-off competition to see who can handle her coke?"

"a... a drug-off... competition?" Rainbow Dash mumbled nervously, feeling sweat break on her fore-head,

"Yup. Winner takes all." Aj replied smugly.

"i... uh.. You know what? i accept your challenge," she said, shaking her head and then spitting on her hoof, holding it out to seal the deal. AJ just chuckled, doing the same with her hoof.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~A Few Hours Lateur~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"Alright, i got all the drugs i could get my hands on; Cocaine, Weed, Heroine, Ecstasy, LSD, MDA, Steroids, some Aerosols, AMT, and the Russian drug. which one you wanna do first?" AJ said, entering the barn with a large cardboard box, filled to the brim with a variety of drugs.

"Uuuh... um.." Rainbow began, goddamnit.. don't show her you're nervous, be the fucking awesome pony you are! "How about we do all of them at once?"

"Oh? i see you've grown some balls then, alright then. let me fetch Twilight so that she can merge them together for us." AJ replied and trotted out of the barn.