Flash lightings adventure in equestria

by Flash lighting

Rating: everyone
Tags: Adventure, Human, Comedy
Length: 791

Flash went for a drink but oh no he got too wasted and pops up in equestria let's see how bad he can f**k up but oh we'll he might survive or not:)

Flash went for a drink but oh no he got too wasted and pops up in equestria let's see how our hero can save equestria from an unknown threat

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-04-12 04:05:13 UTC

Settling in

Flash wakes up one morning grumpy cause he had to sleep on the floor. Well he can get over it. As he makes some toast he gets a knock on the the door."go away" He says not knowing its applejack so she knocks harder "it's Aj let me in" of course when he hears her he runs to the door to open it. Maybe it's  cause they got off on the wrong foot or in this case hoof. Anyway she don't  look happy to him. "Hey come with me" oh no what does she want "sure I'll come let me just..." "Hm no" "but" "I said NO!!!" We'll he followed in fear praying that she wasn't going to lock him some where and and murder him. Well as they reach the farm she went in to the shed Macintosh saw you and came over he whispers "you know she's planing something so I would run." He's thinking should he run or not. "Ah screw it I'm out of hear" he runs about a mile hearing applejack right behind him lucky him he made it to his house just in time to lock the door. "Flash you be their open this dame door now" he looks out the window shacking his head no. " don't worry I'll be back tomorrow to kick your ass" she leaves after a while he sighs and go's to bed. "Tomorrow should be ok I'll leave early and head to work then" he lays his head down. "Settling going to be hard"

The a waking

We'll this is a untold story about our hero flash watch f**ks up and almost causes equestria to lose the war well he save it at the end lets get in to it.

"We're the hell am I." as he look a round he saw ... a horse "hey are you ok" flash back away immediately "you just f**king talk how why I-I can't believe this!" "You seem surprised" said dash as flash have her a shocked look "yeah um hi my names rainbow dash you are" he finle said something "flash my names flash" "good so you just want to follow me back to ponyville" "ponyville?" "Just come with me" and so he followed her... As they reach ponyville flash felt strange walking in front of every pony "hey twilight look what brought " "A human  where did you find him" "In the open field over there" she pointed out "I have to run some test on him he maybe the first human in equestria" "hey I ant no puppet to test" his stomach growled " if I gave you something to eat would you" "a free meal oh do all the test you want" ... She started doing test in her bassment "this isn't right oh no I have to tell celestia."

Parkour/kidnap

It was just like any another day but flash want to do someing instead of sitting on his ass all day.

He decided to head to canderlot ... He arrived at canderlot "well this place looks good for some free runing he gets a tug on his leg. He looks down. The gray pony ask. "Don't mean to bother but you should not hang on that pole" he shrug and went of to run up the wall jump to the pole and swing to a window to hang on to take a little break and climbed the rest of the way up. She was surprised to see someing like that. He gave a strange look as if to say what never saw parkour before she looks at him. "Sweet celestia how did you do that. He explains how he did it which made him feel strange "how would a pony do parkour" ... It's been a while he decides to head back to ponyville cause he stinks end needs a shower. He walks in side he's home. "Good sweet home" he hears a knocking at the door and it's. "Applejack hey what's going on" he's says with a nervous smile oh boy he needs a plan on escape but he has no windows in his house but one. " hey flash look over their I need that" he does as she says and then gets knock out from behind wow his not the brightest bulb is he. Flash wakes up in a dark without an shirt on oh boy. "Yo the what the buck did she do something to me naw I need to get my mind out of the gutter" Aj walks in great he's dead. "Hello flashie-boy your going to do me a favor" well he's gonna get rap so toon in next time on what ever the tittle is thanks for reading.