Pinkiepocalypse

by Brony kaiju soldier

Rating: everyone
Tags: Rainbow Dash, Comedy, Scootaloo, Random, Pinkie Pie, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Length: 1048

What happens when you give a pony who's already overly hyper an energy drink she's never heard of? Find out when, 20 years later, a witness to the apocalypse brought out by one pony's mistake, has her story told.

Why did Rainbow have to give Pinkie that confounded energy drink? This all happened when Pinkie drank it 20 years ago, and now Equestria has paid the price. It all could've been avoided if Pinkie hadn't found out.

Covert Art by Drawponies, who's permission I have, and inspiration for this story. I also saw it on a couple of blogs as well as being told someone needed to make it into a story.

Written in third person. Sort of a one-shot.

Pre-read and edited by Duelist96 and FelineFluff.

Published 2015-03-30 02:10:01 UTC
Last updated 2015-03-30 02:10:01 UTC

Run, it's the Pinkiepocalypse!!!!

It all happened 20 years ago, when things were really starting to look up for a certain filly. She could remember when it was her, her friends, the ponies around them, and the land they all used to call home. Now, it was nothing but a wasteland brought about by a freak accident nopony could predict.

This filly, now a mare, goes by the name of Scootaloo, and this is what happened.

20 years ago.

She was in Ponyville Park with her older, adopted sister/role model, Rainbow Dash. They were enjoying the day while drinking a recently new drink, Monster Energy, totally unaware of what would happen later that day. Several minutes passed by as they shared idle chit-chat about recent stuff in Ponyville. From a monster being brought down, to one of their closest friends, Twilight Sparkle, getting an awesome new castle and Dash ruling by her side, helping to spread friendship all over Equestria.

"So, that's what happened to that Tirek guy?" Scootaloo asked.

"Pretty much, squirt," she said, scruffing up Scootaloo's mane. "Now Twilight has the awesome new castle, and we're all there to help her do her job to spread friendship across Equestria!"

"Sounds like it's gonna be a tough job, huh, Rainbow Dash?" Scootaloo remarked.

"Kid, you do know who you're talkin' to, right?" She asked Scoots with her cocky smirk.

"Duh, you're the most awesomest pegasus in the history of ever!" The filly said aloud.

"And don't you forget it!" she said, with her grin still on her face.

"Forget what?" asked a familiar voice.

"That Rainbow's all kind of awesome!" Scootaloo stated matter-of-factly.

"Yeah, Pinkie. I am." Dash told the pink earth pony.

"Who wouldn't think you're awesome, Dashie?" Pinkie Pie said, hopping over to join them.

"I know, right?" The filly asked.

Rainbow reached in to her saddlebag, as if she was trying to find something. "How about we get off of this topic. What's up, Pinks?"

"I was just taking a walk in the park and I saw the both of ya, so I thought I should say hi." Pinkie said, with a cheerful grin.

"Is that all, or is there somethin' else you wanna talk about?"

"Yeah. Watcha doin? Well, other than talking." Pinkie asked.

"Just trying out this awesome new drink that hit the stores a couple months ago." Rainbow Dash said, finally pulling a can out of her bag.

"That drink did what?!" Pinkie shouted.

Rainbow face-hoofed "I mean the stores just started selling this stuff a couple months ago." She rolled her eyes, and opened the can.

"Silly Dashie, why didn't you just say that in the first place?" Pinkie said with a giggle.

"I thought you knew what I meant." Rainbow spoke, "I didn't think you'd have a freakout!" She giggled.

"Well, anyways, what's this drink called?" Pinkie asked, staring at the front of the can with a puzzled look.

"It's called Monster Energy!" Scootaloo told her, grabbing her own can out of her bag.

"Oooh, sounds neat!" Pinkie said with optimism.

"You wanna give it a try, Pinkie?" Rainbow Dash inquired.

"You betcha, I love trying new things!" Pinkie said while bouncing up and down.

Rainbow reached in to her bag, and grabbed another can out for Pinkie Pie to enjoy. "Here ya' go!"

"Bottoms up." Pinkie said as she grabbed the drink from Rainbow's hoof into her own.

Little did anypony know, today would be the day things changed as Pinkie brought the drink can to her lips and took a sip. Over the course of a few minutes, Pinkie started to lightly shudder, and the shuddering gradually increased in intensity until her whole body was violently shaking. Her pupils dilated, and then shrunk down to the point where they could barely be seen, and her mane looked like it was even more inflated than normal.

"Uh, you okay, Pinkie?" Rainbow Dash asked with concern, as her pink friends smile grew wider, and wider.

"Oh,justsuper,Dashie!Ilovethisstuff,andnowI'mgonnagogetsomemoreformyself.bye!" Pinkie said quickly. She zoomed off so fast, she made her own sonic rainboom as she ran right off, leaving a trail, and a deep impression in the ground.

"What just happened?!" Scootaloo asked, as both she and Rainbow put their manes and tails back in order from the force of the boom.

"I think I've caused the worst-"

"-sugar rush in history!" Scootaloo exclaimed, as she finished recounting her story to a young light blue unicorn filly.

"So that's how it happened?" The filly asked in amazement.

"Yeah, that's how it happened." Scootaloo stated, and continued, "That sugar rush was, and still is, the worst mistake made in the history of Equestria. And this is where we find ourselves now, in the after-math of the apocalypse. The other elements were overpowered by it, the princesses couldn't even stop it! Even Discord tried to stop it, but he couldn't."

The filly sat there with her mouth opened, and her eyes wide in amazement. Just as she was about to say something, a siren sounded from outside. Ponies began panicking, and screaming as they were frantically running towards the nearest shelters they could find. One pony shouted, "EVERYPONY RUN, THE PINKIEPOCALYPSE FOUND US AGAIN!!!!!."

In the distance, a mountain could be seen having the top blown off of it, and a huge pink blur coming out of the dust. "IwantmoreMonsterEnergy!!!it'sawesome!!!" Pinkie screamed from the top of the mountain.

"What do we do, Scootaloo?" The panicked filly asked.

"We get the heck outta here as fast as we can!" Scootaloo said in fear.

"Where are we going to go this time?"

"Somewhere she can't find us! Now hold on tight, and lets get a move on so we can hide and leave when this is over!" Scootaloo shouted.

"You'd think she'd be completely worn out right now, and still not on that stupid sugar rush!" The filly shouted as Scootaloo took off.

"Not if it's Pinkie Pie!" Scootaloo yelled back as they sought shelter, away from the impending disaster.

Author's Note

Let this be a lesson to all of you out there, never give a pony, who already has a super hyper personality, an energy drink unless you wanna end up like how everypony else did. :twilightoops::twilightoops:. That is all.:twilightsmile: