"How the hell did we get into this situation?" I asked Rumble as I rubbed my head in annoyance as we sat behind bars, we both sat just across the steel bars trapping us inside the jail cell we shared with a bunch of other dudes, most were drunks who were out and about just making life difficult for decent ponies.

"I dunno bro, I dunno. But I do know one thing, we're so fucked!" He shouts in complete anger as he pounds his fist in the empty seat next to him.

"What're you guys in here for?" A stallion with a semi formal attire asks as he looks towards the ground, his mane covered by a black cowboy hat with whites streaks going horizontally across. He had a bright orange mane while his coat was jet black, his eyes were odd one was midnight blue white the other a light emerald green.

"What're you in for?" I asked

"Brought in for fighting, something that the boys here at the station know a lot about." He says with a smile.

"Well it all started a few hours ago." I began telling my story as the mysterious stallion turned to me.

Earlier that day...

It started off as a simple day, my sisters had finally reconnected with me after a few days of me being gone. And my girls were reconnecting with them.

While that was happening I was speaking to a friend, Fluttershy, she took care of my sisters while I was gone. In all honesty she was the reason why I was here in first place, anyway I'm getting off track.

"Only a few days in Equestria and I've already made a friend, and a few acquaintances it's been great so far." I said to Fluttershy as she smiled.

"I was scared you were hurt and somehow both Discord and Luna messed up their spell. And I know I'm suppose to have confidence in them but in all honesty I was more worried about you. Discord let me glimpse into your life and it was heart breaking your parents had passed away." I sighed and nodded

"Yeah, I understand its been hard for me to cope with the fact, they're gone but for some reason I wasn't as sad as my sisters were. I guess my work covered up my feelings, and it was probably due to the fact that I was still saddened by the fact my girls were gone too. And I all I had to remember them by were pictures." Fluttershy nodded

"I understand, Sweetie took the departure the hardest. When we left she begged Celestia and Twilight to let her stay she didn't want to leave, but they told her that she wasn't human to stay in your home. They kept reminding her with the lack of magic on earth, it would be impossible for her to change every day into a human. And she'd spend her day coped up inside your home never exploring it unless you took her out yourself, I can't stand seeing those fillies cry and when I did I wanted to do something, but I couldn't there wasn't much to do either." Letting out a sigh she looked down as I approached her and hugged her.

"It took awhile, but you did what you promised to be done. You convinced Discord and Luna to bring me here and everything about what you've done was from the kindness of your heart. Something I know I wouldn't be able to do." Smiling she nodded and kissed my cheek as she walked towards the two fillies, looking around I saw that the rain wouldn't be stopping any time soon.

"Then what happened next?" I was so focused on the mysterious stranger that I didn't notice there was a group of stallions all listening to the story, all shared the same cell as me, Rumble, and the stallion. And I swear I even saw a few police officers looking at me to listen to the story.

"Oh right anyway-"

The rain was pouring pretty hard so me, Applebloom, and Scootaloo couldn't really do much in terms of work. So I decided to leave the farm for a bit, both my girls were a little upset since they wanted to spend time with me. Again I did make a few acquaintance in Ponyville so I had to meet them.

I made my way towards town and once in I spotted a jewelry shop that I met a cute mare named Silver Spoon, in all honesty we hit it off pretty good and by the time I entered the jewelry store I saw it packed with customers. Rose Gem another acquaintance of mine was busy attending to customers.

"Yo Silver Lining, Silvy's waiting in the back." I nodded and walked behind the jewelry cases to see a room colored entirely in ruby red paint with what looked like fridge near the back of the room, it was fairly large with a sofa right next to the entrance and a TV just in front of the sofa, the sofa was one of those L shaped ones where at the end someone could just lay down and watch TV.

Silver laying down on the love seat, I looked around to see the TV was off and approached her, taking out my phone I switch it to the camera and backed up a bit and snapped a photo of her. She shook a bit and opened her eyes she blocked the light and looked at me.

"Lining? Wow you're late for our date." She mentions crossing her arms as she looks away.

"I'm sorry Silver I was busy, my little sisters needed me and I got backed up a bit." I said to her walking over to the couch and sitting next to her.

"You have sisters? Oh I'm sorry I didn't mean to be such a drama queen, I guess I never realized that side of you. A-anyway maybe we could move it to a later date." She says sincerely apologizing making me laugh a little before smiling.

"Silver, it's fine we could always have a super short date. I mean me you some wine, and probably a few foods most likely pizza or something." She giggles and nods.

"Not shooting very high when it comes to dates huh?" She asks

"Well I'm not flowing in bits right now, so I gotta save whatever little money I have."

"Why don't I pay?" Silver asks with a smile

"Well I don't want to-" She covered my mouth and smiled. I let out a laugh through her hand as she helped me up from the seat.

"I'm so beat." I heard Rose say with a sigh as she entered the backroom.

"Whys that?" I asked

"Damn brides asking for a damn wedding ring so they could propose to their stallion." I was confused at this point, it's always mostly the guy proposing to the girl. I made my voice clear on the subject only for her to shake her head.

"Don't you mean the other way around, the guy proposing and the chick accepting?" I asked

"Nah most chicks in Equestria give the engagement ring to their gal or boy. If the guy does it then it's mostly shown as a friendship bond, so anyway what's with you two. You two gonna watch the thunderstorm together yet?" Silver blushed and looked down.

"I just met him!" She says with annoyance as she glares at Rose. It had me confused until I finally got what she was implying, I had a bit of a smirk as I got close to Silver and began teasing the prospect.

"I heard from the weather ponies that storms can be unpredictable, you never know how many inches you'll get or how long it'll last." I said shrugging.

"Yeah I mean I'm pretty those booms aren't for show." Silver blushed harder at this point, there were a lot more horrible weather puns like mention riding the weather vane, or making my cock a doddle a do which was more of a farming joke then it was weather.

"L-lets just go!" Silver shouts as she took my hand and leaving arose alone, I heard laughing once we exited the jewelry store.

By then the rain had let up and ponies were outside carrying umbrellas with them, Silver had brought hers as the two of us walked close to one another. One thing i hated about the rain was the damn cold, I could feel my entire damn core shiver out of nowhere. Though once we got your destination it was smooth sailing.

Once we entered that warm glorious cafe I just felt the warmth spread through my body, I could also smell the hot chocolate in the area. Though first we had to take off our cold jackets and give them to a jacket checker.

The interior look extremely fancy something I knew I couldn't afford, as we passed by the jacket checker we entered the main hall, sitting near a podium there was a mare id say she was petite her mane was in a light brown pixie cut, she didn't look all that out of place. She had these glasses on almost cute to be honest, her hand on her chin as she tapped on her book. She looked up and gasped as she seemed startled, I walked over to her and gave her hand.

"Hey are you okay?" You asked smiling as you gave her a hand.

"O-oh yes I'm really really sorry for not giving you my full attention. Ponies keep telling me that I have to look up and offer help to the patrons unless I want to be out of a job so I was reading this book onhowtotalktoponiesinashortandcalmmanner." The last part I had to slowly turn the cogs in my head to even pay attention.

"Whoa easy there miss, just stay calm and let out a breath of air." She did as I told her as she look down with a shy smile.

"O-okay pphhheewwww, I'm calm." She says steeling herself.

"Good good, now you're doing good just calm down when ponies want to talk, keep quiet and calm and look for their names. If you don't know them just ask for them." I said smiling as I slowly tried to calm her down, she smiles and nods.

"O-okay, name please?" I walked behind Silver Spoon who seemed surprised that I even calmed her down, I tapped her chin so she'd respond as she shook her head and smiled.

"Silver Spoon miss." She replied as the mare on the podium looked at her book and smiled taking two menus she told us to follow her.

I honestly could understand how she felt, working at a job communicating with ponies who have more money then you. And in all honesty that place I had lunch at with Silver Spoon looked like a fucking ballroom hall, just with more entertainment.

The inside was large with red almost everywhere, a stage was just in front of the many tables around the room with a bar near the back. It was empty most likely for the late night crowd, the theater like cafe had people around enjoying their lunches as they talk to one another, the area was filled with jazz music. I wouldn't complain though, it was great to know that a type of music I like was being played and something unique too.

As we sat down the mare gave us our menus as she walked away with a bow. I looked at the menu as Silver Spoon sparked up a conversation.

"Who taught you to talk to mares like that? Choco Blaze is usually shy and has a pretty hard time talking or even giving ponies their menus."

"I'm not sure, when I was younger I was like that. Afraid of ponies usually staying away from them and not even confronting them when they ask for anything. In all honesty I'm surprised I could even speak to her like that." She giggles a bit and smiles.

"Well speaking to ponies is somewhat of a positive in Ponyville ponies know ponies, it's a small town so everyone is a tight community. Though there's an increase of ponies just coming by to see the town."

"And I'm guessing this building is fairly new huh?" She giggles and nods.

"Yes, the owner came into town looking to bring live music and entertainment to the town and here it is now. It's pretty popular late at night especially with ponies at our age." I chuckled and nodded, but I felt as if we were being watched the eerie feeling was just there. I had to ask Silver she was a famous model and if this world was anything like earth there would surely be paparazzi around.

"Hey Silver?"

"Hmmm?" She looked up with a smile.

"Do you feel like somepony's watching us? There's something bothering me." Silver sighs and nods.

"You had that feeling too huh? Honestly it's annoying when ponies don't just leave alone. I'm really sorry but I know who it is." She mentions with a sincere smile.

"Paparazzi? Yeah I knew it since you're a model and all ponies would want to see outside of those sexy pictures." She blushes a little and nods.

"Yeah, but I can't even eat with being judged by somepony watching me, it feels so weird." I let out a chuckle and shook my head, she had a surprised look as she gave a smile.

"Let them take pictures trust me assholes like them are just try to make a living. Even if they're just taking pictures of famous ponies."

"You're honestly way too sweet to justify your actions."

"That a bad thing?"

"No it's suits you perfectly." She mentions with a giggle.

"Holy crap here you are!" One of the several officers shouts as he picks a paper with me and Silver Spoon talking with one another, with the headline.

Madame Silver's new beau?

Taken in the Rabbit's Den Theater, the mysterious young stallion is unknown to our reporters and suggests that she might've stopped dating A-list celebrities, though gathering information all we know for certain is that this young stallion is someone new to Silver Spoon's popularity. But knew one thing for certain this young stallion may have caught the eye of this famous model.

"Well that's stroking my ego a bit. I'm just glad they're reporting on stuff like that. Anyway back to the story."

Me and Silver had order hot chocolate as a drink, we didn't care too much about actually eating something healthy. Plus with the cold weather we needed something warm to soothe our souls a bit.

The hot chocolate was in a porcelain mug, with white creme swirled on top of it with what looked like small marshmallows in the drink floating idly as they start to melt up a bit while simultaneously getting bigger. The swirl of whip creme had a cookie wafer stuck into it.

"Not my definition of hot chocolate." I said with slight chuckle.

"Never had something this grand?" She asks

"Nah my definition of hot coco is mostly just marshmallows with a dollop of whipped cream." She smiles a bit and nods.

The two of us continued to talk until we heard the music, the live music was great and soothing very very soothing.

If I knew I was going to end up in jail I wouldn't have come back to the theater with Rumble and his friends.

Author's Note

I think I finally have a damn story arc for this thing, thank god for anti-depressants those little shits make life a whole lot better! :D