⎡Well... what should I say?⎦

⎡Ah, right. I should start with that.⎦

⎡Hello, dear fans, and welcome. You all should already know who I am, and if not, then you should start reading more manga! Reading is good for you, just like your parents say.⎦

⎡Still. If you find yourselves still drawing a blank, then let me help you. My name is Misogi Kumagawa, and I...⎦

Dramatic pause...

⎡...Am the world's biggest Loser.⎦

That was totally uncool, Kumagawa.

I present to you all, the Champion of the Fools and the Hero of the Weak, Kumagawa Misogi!!!

Entering as my Third Displaced.