GTE: Don't Fuck With Me!

The garden of Canterlot with its statues and flowers. A school field trip moved though the statues. Two stood out. The first one was best discrided as a frankistin monster a miss match of creatures. This statue had stood for a thousand years in this garden. "Oh look another field trip." The statue thought/said.

"Miss Cherilee what statue is that?" The statue showed a creature that looked similair to the ponies themselves. However things where wrong. Its face and main where off. Its hair had a noticable bolding problem. "That Statue been her before the pricesses rose to power." The school teacher said. "The statue name is Hipster for some reason."

("Hipsters" POV)

"My name is not "Hipster". My. Fucking. Name. Is. Trevor. Trevor Phillips! Fuck you if I wasn't incased in stone.... ehhh." I screamed in my stone prison. I went to a gathering of nerds and crossplayers as if you can't guess by my outburst then fuck you go buy the fucking game!

Anyway as you guess there was this creepy guy who had a small toy repilica of Trevors truck, with the bear and all so got it. Then people started disappearing. Now I heard about this bullshit so I did what anyone of those fools wanted before I was gone I slammed a chair over the basterds head. Then I was gone. Turns out I became a statue on arival with the name hipster. If you laugh I'm killing you!

Ok then happy thoughts. I did gain knowlagde of what I have and can do. What's that you want to know? Well fuck you.

Well know I know I've gone crazy I'm agruing with a imaginary being.

What's this. There little kids are fighting and arguing? It didn't last before they where gone but somethings going on. Was that a light coming form D?

(third person POV)

Cracks formed in the statue as it finally broke apart. "I'm finally free!" Discord exclaimed. He was overjoyed by this. Celestia said she hoped he remained imprisoned for enterity. Of course Discord knew he would escape. He foresaw it. As the diety fixed his joints something was happening.

Hipster or Trevor as he was really known Statue started to break apart. The reason? A high profile criminal was freed. As Discord turned to Trevors statue the diety had a smile. "Before I go I believe Tia has your thing in a warehouse." The diety said as he disappeared in a flash.

Soon after he was the stone gave out. "Oh yeah baby that feels good!" Trevor said as he creaked his neck and fixed his joints. "Now to get my Truck and it better be how i leaved it or the princess is going to learn why you don't mess with Trevor fucking Philips!"

With that Trevor walked to ask someone nicely to give him directions... or he could just beat it out of someone. Either way works.

Out in the garden a guard sighed. "You know Flash this assignment  is really boring nothing happens here." One of the guards said to the Pegasus next to him. However he may have just jinxed himself.

"Really now?" A voice said walking up was the strangest being the guards had ever seen. "Well then Mr. Guard you mind telling me is this the gardens warehouse?" The being said. The guard looked at the being in confusion.

"Yes it is why does that matter to you?" He asked getting defensive. The being held his hands up for a moment. "hey its a harmless question I'll just be going now." The strange being said as he passed the guards to the side. "That was strange."

However behind the building they heard a explosion. "What was that?!" Flash Sentry asked. "Go check it out Private!" The guard commanded.

Flash did however right as he did a sound was heard. The wooden door soon broke apart coming out was a metal monstrosity. The back looked like a cart it had wheels and seemed to move without such things like magic or physical power. Its red color seemed to have almost a dirty or rusted look to it. At the front was a toy bear.

Finally the strange being form before was in the thing. With a smile of a madman. "Just like I remembered!" The radio blared Channel X at max as Trevor drove though the garden the two guards blinked at what just happened.

"What just happened?" Flash asked. The follow guard simply dropped his weapon in shock.

Trevor drove though the garden tarring it up in the process. The radio blaring at max as he drove he came across the gate with the field trip group. "Hey bitch my name not called Hipster!" Trevor screamed at them. Cherilee and the overs jumped out of the way but not before Trevor got to say. "IT'S TREVOR PHILIPS!" With that Trevor drove out into the expanse of Equestria.

In Canterlots castle Celestia felt Discord escape his imprisonment. She hoped her latter to Twilight would reach her. The elements where the only thing that could possibly stop the mad gods. While she was in deep thought a guard came into her throne room he seemed to have been running as he was gasping for air.

After he had finally caught his breath he turned up to her. "Princess we have a problem." The guard said. Celestia mind turned to the worst by default. "What is it is Twilight and her friends ok?" She asked.

The guard shock his head. "No nothing like that, there is this thing a he broke into the warehouse in the garden took this red metal thing and just wrecked the place afterwards as well as traumatizing a group of students and a teacher."

The good news for Celestia that wasn't Discord. However this was very perplexing. She had no idea who or what the guard was talking about. She did know the thing he stole but she honestly thought it was some kinda ancient art. How was she to know it wasn't. It raised the question what was it? "Is there anything else?" Celestia asked.

The guard thought for a moment. "There was one thing it shouted its name as it exited the garden."

"Well what is it? What did it did it say?" Celestia had to know what they where up against however they had a bigger threat with Discord first.

"Trevor Philips."