GTE: Don't Fuck With Me!

by SevenWays 56

Rating: mature
Tags: Human, Anthro, Other, Princess Luna, Original Character, Comedy, Princess Celestia, Crossover, Main 6, Gore, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Dark
Length: 3685

I decided to go a convention as a GTA character. Shit happens now I'm Trevor Philips. If you know who he is you better run.

"Trevor Philips a name soon everyone will know in this land of Anthro ponies."

A guy goes to one of those conventions everyone seems to going to and disappearing. Only instead of those creatures, demigods, and, robots he went as a criminal from a game

Introducing Trevor Philips a literal force of anarchy, insanity, chaos in a land of friendship, order and happiness.

What could possibly go wrong?

A Displaced story.

No longer Channeled!

Published 2015-03-28 04:30:03 UTC
Last updated 2015-04-01 03:40:55 UTC

Mr. Philips

The garden of Canterlot with its statues and flowers. A school field trip moved though the statues. Two stood out. The first one was best discrided as a frankistin monster a miss match of creatures. This statue had stood for a thousand years in this garden. "Oh look another field trip." The statue thought/said.

"Miss Cherilee what statue is that?" The statue showed a creature that looked similair to the ponies themselves. However things where wrong. Its face and main where off. Its hair had a noticable bolding problem. "That Statue been her before the pricesses rose to power." The school teacher said. "The statue name is Hipster for some reason."

("Hipsters" POV)

"My name is not "Hipster". My. Fucking. Name. Is. Trevor. Trevor Phillips! Fuck you if I wasn't incased in stone.... ehhh." I screamed in my stone prison. I went to a gathering of nerds and crossplayers as if you can't guess by my outburst then fuck you go buy the fucking game!

Anyway as you guess there was this creepy guy who had a small toy repilica of Trevors truck, with the bear and all so got it. Then people started disappearing. Now I heard about this bullshit so I did what anyone of those fools wanted before I was gone I slammed a chair over the basterds head. Then I was gone. Turns out I became a statue on arival with the name hipster. If you laugh I'm killing you!

Ok then happy thoughts. I did gain knowlagde of what I have and can do. What's that you want to know? Well fuck you.

Well know I know I've gone crazy I'm agruing with a imaginary being.

What's this. There little kids are fighting and arguing? It didn't last before they where gone but somethings going on. Was that a light coming form D?

(third person POV)

Cracks formed in the statue as it finally broke apart. "I'm finally free!" Discord exclaimed. He was overjoyed by this. Celestia said she hoped he remained imprisoned for enterity. Of course Discord knew he would escape. He foresaw it. As the diety fixed his joints something was happening.

Hipster or Trevor as he was really known Statue started to break apart. The reason? A high profile criminal was freed. As Discord turned to Trevors statue the diety had a smile. "Before I go I believe Tia has your thing in a warehouse." The diety said as he disappeared in a flash.

Soon after he was the stone gave out. "Oh yeah baby that feels good!" Trevor said as he creaked his neck and fixed his joints. "Now to get my Truck and it better be how i leaved it or the princess is going to learn why you don't mess with Trevor fucking Philips!"

With that Trevor walked to ask someone nicely to give him directions... or he could just beat it out of someone. Either way works.

Out in the garden a guard sighed. "You know Flash this assignment  is really boring nothing happens here." One of the guards said to the Pegasus next to him. However he may have just jinxed himself.

"Really now?" A voice said walking up was the strangest being the guards had ever seen. "Well then Mr. Guard you mind telling me is this the gardens warehouse?" The being said. The guard looked at the being in confusion.

"Yes it is why does that matter to you?" He asked getting defensive. The being held his hands up for a moment. "hey its a harmless question I'll just be going now." The strange being said as he passed the guards to the side. "That was strange."

However behind the building they heard a explosion. "What was that?!" Flash Sentry asked. "Go check it out Private!" The guard commanded.

Flash did however right as he did a sound was heard. The wooden door soon broke apart coming out was a metal monstrosity. The back looked like a cart it had wheels and seemed to move without such things like magic or physical power. Its red color seemed to have almost a dirty or rusted look to it. At the front was a toy bear.

Finally the strange being form before was in the thing. With a smile of a madman. "Just like I remembered!" The radio blared Channel X at max as Trevor drove though the garden the two guards blinked at what just happened.

"What just happened?" Flash asked. The follow guard simply dropped his weapon in shock.

Trevor drove though the garden tarring it up in the process. The radio blaring at max as he drove he came across the gate with the field trip group. "Hey bitch my name not called Hipster!" Trevor screamed at them. Cherilee and the overs jumped out of the way but not before Trevor got to say. "IT'S TREVOR PHILIPS!" With that Trevor drove out into the expanse of Equestria.

In Canterlots castle Celestia felt Discord escape his imprisonment. She hoped her latter to Twilight would reach her. The elements where the only thing that could possibly stop the mad gods. While she was in deep thought a guard came into her throne room he seemed to have been running as he was gasping for air.

After he had finally caught his breath he turned up to her. "Princess we have a problem." The guard said. Celestia mind turned to the worst by default. "What is it is Twilight and her friends ok?" She asked.

The guard shock his head. "No nothing like that, there is this thing a he broke into the warehouse in the garden took this red metal thing and just wrecked the place afterwards as well as traumatizing a group of students and a teacher."

The good news for Celestia that wasn't Discord. However this was very perplexing. She had no idea who or what the guard was talking about. She did know the thing he stole but she honestly thought it was some kinda ancient art. How was she to know it wasn't. It raised the question what was it? "Is there anything else?" Celestia asked.

The guard thought for a moment. "There was one thing it shouted its name as it exited the garden."

"Well what is it? What did it did it say?" Celestia had to know what they where up against however they had a bigger threat with Discord first.

"Trevor Philips."

The New Big Dog

(Trevors POV)

My god I've been driving for hours. I am so bored. I knew I should have gone a strange line and now I'm entering a forested area. I stopped the truck for a moment. "Now where to go?" I asked myself I needed to find a way to go. However the song that my radio been playing was then interrupted. "This is Solar news."

Oh great another news group. I find all news no matter what is not to be completely trusted at all. Anyway lets see what the news have to offer.

"God of Chaos is set free what does this mean for you and the world? Garden trashed by strange being and metal contraption." The news said Its possible my news feed changed with dimensions.

"Discord the god of chaos is freed once thought a old mares tale the deity is indead real."

"He more of a demon if anything the tyrant once ruled the world and turned it into hell on gaia, not mention his appearance my Celestia."

"Princess Celestia has no comment on the matter Luna could only be heard screaming, citizens are advised to ran as fast as possible form the demon if you see him."

"In totally unrelated news the Canterlot Garden was ripped apart by a strange looking mad men, two of Equestria finest the Royal Guard saw the whole thing, they have yet to say if its a attack against Equestria...." I simply changed the radio station. I think they just implied I was a terrorist. Me a terrorist?  Well maybe.

My god this forest is so confusing I think I just passed that tree five times already! This is where I draw the line with nature. I stopped my truck and walked out time to get my bearings and maybe afterwards burn this forest to the ground.

(Third person POV)

As Trevor walked though the trees and bushes he heard voices. "Big boss is going to kill us." He heard a voie saying. "We don't find anything in the mine." Another voice said. "I'm scared." A third voice was heard. As Trevor passed the bushes he walked up to see what would best be discribled as mutant dogs.

"Hey there mind if I ask you something?" Trevor said he was in his civilized voice. The three dogs stopped doing what they where doing to see the strange being walking up to them. He looked similar to the ponies yet very different. Also he smelled.

"What is that?" One of dogs asked confused at what they where seeing.

"I'm not a what I'm Trevor. Trevor Philips!" Trevor said getting annoyed at this. Deciding to let it slide this once. "Now then what's this about Big boss going to kill us?" Trevor asked.

The three dogs looked at him a bit of fear in there eyes. Remembering what was going to happen to them. "Big boss kills those who don't bring him any gems or gold. We promised that the abandoned mine may have some but...." Trevor decided to to stop them right there it started to sound like a cliché tale of if you don't come back what we want we kill you.

"Ok listen how about this I'll go kill big boss for you guys?" Trevor said his arms and ands giving the appearance of a offer.

The three dogs looked at each other and the stranger. "You actually think you could kill big boss?" One of them asked. There was a thought of hope with this.

"Yeah I can now lets stop taking and lets get to my truck before I decide to change my mind." Trevor said. Him and the dogs walked to where he leaved his truck. The strange thing caused some confusion for the dogs but given what about to happen they pushed it back. Trevor got in as the three dogs got into the trailer. "All right where is this place at?" Trevor asked.

They took off the dogs helping navigate though the forest itself. As the radio blared music of Channel X however it soon changed to news.

"Breaking new Discord if finally defeated imprisoned in stone."

"Its a great day as Discord was defeated by the elements hopefully he states imprisoned more on this later."

Finally they came to the cave where the dogs home mine was located. "Where here." One of the dogs said.

Trevor and the dogs got out of the truck the dogs took point and lead Trevor into the caves maze like structure. Trevor decided to look around the walls of there home. A lot of the walls seemed to have been curved by hand but others where natural. Finally they came to the main chamber there they saw the pile of gems and gold. "Oh my god." Trevor said looking at this. However another voice heard. "Well you three return with nothing but this strange being?"

Daopping down form the ceiling was a creature with a long snake like body its long bonelike claws and huge draconic wing and a long dragon like neck with a fanged maw. This was a basilisk a close relative to the Dragons.

"What do you have to say for yourselves?" He demanded. Trevor walked up as the dogs all of them there moved back in fear. Trevor however only saw a giant reptile.

"Hello there I'm Trevor Philips now you got it memorized? Good because I'm going to kill you now." Trevor said running his fingers over the cut here tattoo.

(Trevors POV)

There was a moment of perfect silence then instead of begging the reptilian thing started laughing. Laughing at me. This reptile fucker was laughing at ME! "You must be joking right?" He said with a smile. Or what I thought was a smile. That tears it. I'm going to whipe his smile off his face and I'm going to enjoy it.

Pulling out a SMG form nothing or maybe a personal dimension I didn't really give a crap at the moment I just opened fire on him. "I'm not laughing!" I said unloading a fulll clip on him. The snake was mostly alright. Its scales must have been like armor. "You little." He slammed his tail right into me. It hurt like hell I give him that but I guess its time for the big guns.

(third person POV)

As big boss turned around he was greated by Trevor holding a RPG at him. "Eat this!" Trevor let loose his RPG. Big boss did just that and caught it in his mouth. That was the biggest mistake Big boss ever made. His head exploded as bones and grey matter covered the chamber. Without a head the body fell on the ground right next to the pile.

"Don't fuck with me!" Trevor yelded at the corpse. The diamond dogs wondered out looking at this. "Well big boss is dead? Now what?" Trevor asked. The diamond dogs started to bow there heads at Trevor. Every dog there the old and the new. "Ok I don't understand whats going on?"

(Trevor POV)

What are they doing? This is weird I just killed there big boss. Not they are bowing to me like some kinda noble or king or Chief. "You have killed big boss by right you are now our new boss." One of those three that brought me here explained. You know what that seemed a bit messed up. You become boss by killing boss? What kinda perks does that even give me?

Lets see what this means I got a hideout, a pack of dogs, a place to plan a lot of illegal activities, and a lot of gems and gold. I had a smile at this. I think somewhere a cute furry thing just died.

(Third person POV)

Back in Canterlot Discord Statue was placed back in the garden. Celestia looked at the Chaos being. She hoped this never happens again. "Princess." It was a guardsmen one of the group she sent out to find the being who trashed the garden. "We been tracking the being who wrecked the gardens we lost his trail in the forests." The guard said finishing his report.

Celestia cursed her not acting with hast with this. She gave a sigh. "Keep the guards on high alert." Celestia finished the guard bowed in acknowledgement.

As they both walked out of the garden the statue of Discord had cracks from as his talon broke free turning it into a fist it was slammed on his chest. Cracks fromed until Discord was freed once again. "Seems she didn't ask herself if there was chaos in the air. Lucky for me there was just enough to free one of my limps." Discord said with a smile.

"Its best I go into hiding I can not wait to see what happens." He said walking off form the pedestal he used his powers to form a fake statue. "Time to go." With that he disappeared in a flash.

Rampage and breakout

It had been a few hours since Trevor defeated big boss and the diamond dogs made there there leader. The former human turned phycopath game charater was looking over his new hideout. The dogs decided to eat big boss. Trevor himself came to chefs little cooking place. "Hey chef what are you cooking?" He asked.

The dog turned to the new boss. "Crystal white its a special medicine of our race." Trevor look it over and gave it  a taste.

(Trevor POV)

This stuff it tastes familiar. I started feeling a sinsation that I knew i know. It hits me. Thhis is basically Meth its crystal meth! My god these dogs use it for there health. Maybe thats why they are not very smart? I use it to hide the fact I'm a Ax-crazy, Sadistic, Murdering, "Not a Cannibal", Sociopath.

"Hey chef you mind me asking but have you ever thought about trading these stuff to you know those what where they?" I asked not remembering what those techno colored "Ponies boss." Techno colored ponies. Yeah I know seems strange this world. Oh well time to destroy lives.

"Why would we do that boss?" He asked.

I decided to explain how trading works but there one thing I needed. I need a pony I could boss into sealing it. "Perhaps I can help you with that." My shadow morphed into a strange form.

I remember the shape. "Well if it isn't the being who rejects reality?"

He gave a laugh. "Yes thats me though my motivation for doing it is basically the same as you." Discord said.

"Let me goes because I can?" I asked. Discord had a smile.

(third POV)

"How did this happen?" A dark blue chot Pegasus with white main said to his cellmate. His name was Night thief as you guess he was a thief. The other one a light green clot with a hazel mane earth pony sighed at this. He was Iron sneak. "Stay quick you two." The local sheriff said as he walked right into his office.

After a few moments the pegasus sighed. "Great how are we going to get out of this mess?" He asked no one not expecting a answer. However he was going to get one and he will regret it.

"I can help with that." Walking in was our favor psychopath. Trevor had a pony mask to blend in along with a long sleeth shirt and gloves.

"Yeah how?" The earth pony asked not understanding it.

Trevor had a smile a smile that only a those in horror movies had. Trevor walked right into the Sheriff office. "Who are you?" The sheriff asked.

"You will know soon enough." Trevor said as he closed the door. The two criminal ponies wondered what was going on. That when they heard screaming.

"No no...ahh!" The sound of screaming destroyed funture and a lot of laughing was heard. "No no... Celestia! Luna! Anybody help me!" The screams where heard.

"Shut up!" The sound of metal colliding with bone was heard. The two moved as far back as the could. Finally there was silence. Mintues later Trevor walked out his outfit covered in blood with the keys in his hands.

The two where cowring in fear. "W-w-what hap-hap-happened in th-th-there?" One of them asked. '

Trevor looked himself over taking it was his newly blood covered outfit "Honestly it started out me beating on him then it escalated really quickly I wouldn't go in there." Trevor unlocked the prison. "Now then lets get out of here."

The two followed him ever so slightly giving him a wide birth. Once they got out there a local pony saw the two and the blood coverd Trevor. "What going on? Guards!" She demanded with panic.

Trevor pulled out a shot gun. "Sleep tight." He said to her pulling the trigger right into her face the head exploded with  brain matter getting on his body. The ponies started screaming.

(Trevor POV)

Great all I did was make this pony go to bed now the whole village is screaming. That. Makes. Me. MAD! Oh yeah red rage following! Its time I'm going to make them pay! Its rampage time motherfuckers

(Third person POV)

With a grenade launcher in hand Trevor got to work which basically meant he was firing explosive rounds! "Run away hide!" A unfortunate pony said as Trevor unloaded a grenade right into him. "Take that cocksucker!" Trevor said. He started unloading it at anything that moved. "Hiding would save you Dickfucks!" Trevor made it known by fearing though a window a baby cried and was silenced by the blast.

"I love breaking you." Trevor song as he fired another into a support beam it feel in the blast and the ponies hiding where crushed.

"Heeeeeeeeerrrres Trevor!" Trevor said tossing a grenade form his hand into a another building. Screams where heard them silenced.

"Run get out into the winds!" Several ponies screamed as the rest ran or flew away. "You better run!" Trevor said as he fired destroyed the building and a few who keep hiding.

With it finally over Trevor walked up to his the two ponies he set free. They where traumatized. "What are you?" Dark thief asked. Trevor removed his mask with a smile a evil smile. Somewhere a cute animal died because of this smile.

"I'm Trevor Philips I'm your new boss got it?" Trevor said with a low voice.

(A bit later)

Trevor and the two ponies he brought with him where driving back to his hide out. "Why didn't we run away?" Iron sneak asked. Dark Thief looked at his friend. "I'm afraid of what he would do to us." It took the other one a moment to realize what was going to happen to them.

"We going to work with a demon you realize that." Iron Sneak told him.

"Yes and that's the lesser of evils."

(Trevor POV)

Life going to look up for me. Now then when I get home I'm going to tell them what I need done they seem really willing to. Maybe I'll give them a bit of free meth. What's this vibrating in my pocket? I take it out and find its a smart phone. On it was something. Send contact to the multiverse? Well I did take a bit of meth when I got in. I hit send.

(Third person POV)

"I can see this is the beginning of something beautiful." Trevor said with a smile

I am Trevor Philips. If you need someone to cause mayhem, destruction, death, and Chaos call me. I'll gladly help.