cod: paradise in Equestria

by stgwoods

Rating: mature
Tags: Crossover, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy
Length: 1197

dimpsey and the others have made sure that no zombie come to Equestria, now living in paradise.

After what ever happened to Equestria when the zombie apocalypse spread, and kick out of the world, dimpsey, rictofen, nikkalai and takeo now kick back ponyville, see how each . Of them spend there lives there.

Published 2015-04-02 01:00:03 UTC
Last updated 2015-04-02 01:00:03 UTC

dimpsey

Author's Note

Well that chapter one. Hope you enjoyed it, and who should I write about next chapter?

Oh, and also, tell me if I made any mistakes, ja?

dimpsey

Dimpsey woke up after one long day.first, a party f rom pinkie pie (boy did she annoy him). Second, helped rarity with her clothing line (was still stiff after stand in for hours on end) . And lastly, racing rainbow dash. Today was his day of rest, and he knew just how.

"rarity!!" Dimpsey yelled

"yes, tank?"

"could you please see if flutters is available today?"

"what?" Rarity then Teleported to his room "why?" She asked, puzzled.

Dimpsey then replied " I want relaxation today and apparently flutter shy is the key to it."

Rarity then decided to annoy him. "ok, but aren't you aware that rictofen would right away make fun of you,being in love with flutter shy and all." She said jokingly.

Dimpseys face then turn red, he was embarrassed "what !?! Fuck no!!!"
"please, the language" rarity said.in a serious tone. Dimpsey, realizing what he had said, apologized " sorry, just don't bring that up, it's bad enough that rictofen does it."

Dimpsey has been taunted by Rictofen about that for the longest, ever since they got there. It made im want to beat Rictofen senseless, with his own hands. But unfortunately, he couldn't, otherwise he would be sent to the moon. Not that he was scared or any thing, but he didn't want any thing to do with zombies, bad enough that he'll be there alone.
Rarity just answered plainly "I'll try."

"no, don't try, do it!!" Dimpsey said in complete rage.

"ok, ok, sheesh!!" Rarity then thought, just no promises. "breakfast is ready, so hope you like pancakes."

"what!!!" Dimpsey just jumps straight out of bed "pancakes is my first favourite thing for breakfast." Let alone that he likes her pancakes, he literally always loved pancakes.
"Ok then, come downstairs with me."

And so they ate, and after breakfast, then sweetie belle woke up about an hour before her school starts, and after what seemed like forever, arguing with Rarity, Dimpsey agreed to take sweetie belle to school for today.

Sweetie belle always liked Dimpsey to take her to school, and Dimpsey didn't mind it, just as long as she doesn't ask too many questions.

"hay Dimpsey," she then spoke up. "do you anything about, bullying?"

Dimpsey then was concerned. "Well its not a good thing, I can tell you that much"

"I know, but how can you avoid it?"

Dimpsey then thought for a moment, he had never been bullied by anyone his entire school life, maybe because he was one of the cooler kids by then, he thought. "Well, just by telling an adult, like cheeralie, it'll be taken care of, and you'll be fine,but may I ask who's been bothering you?"

Sweetie belle answer " well, two ponies actually, Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon." It didn't go unnoticed by Dimpsey that she was anger. Dimpsey knew their parents, but he also knew that they were all snobs because of how rich they were, thinking that they were better then everyone else. All he could do was imagine that there house would burn down to a crisp. They will live, but just to die after looking at the amount of money they would have to spew out just to repair the structure, just imagine how much for all that, expensive, hard to get furniture. Dimpsey grew a devilish smile at the thought of it, maybe he should do that for the fun of it. His mind was then token off of the subject to see that they were already by the school."well we're here, have fun but stay safe."

"ok," she said while walking to her friends." I'll try."

Wait, try? what do you mean try!! Dimpsey, say something!!

"why the fuck should I?? I'm supposed to be relaxing, remember?"

Oh, yeah, right, forgot.
Damn it, I'll get you back, just watch.

Well any way.

Dimpsey then walked his way to fluttershy's cottage. When he arrived at the door, he gave it one good knock at it.

"flutters you there?!" He yell," It's me, tank."

Fluttershy then poked her head through the door.
"oh, hi tank," open the door wide. "how have you been doing, has your day been good?"

"yeah," he answer, then he remembered what happened earlier." some what."

Fluttershy then grew concerned." why, what happened before you got here, did something bad happen?"

"No, no, none of that, I'm just being taunted about some love situation, no biggie." He blushed.

Fluttershy then changed facial expressions from concerned to happy. "oh well who is it, is it someone I know?"

Dimpsey didn't realize how red his face was. " no, it's you, n..not that I love you in that way, just take you as a friend thats all."

Fluttershy then blushed, it took her a good moment to break the silence. "Oh, well, t-thats... n-nice to know." she barely managed to say a single word.

" hehe, yeah that's what pretty much bothering me." His red face could be mistaken as apples. Little did they knew, a particular human, a scientist in fact, was ready to say something before he burst into a sprint.
Rictofen stood up, and yell at the top of his lungs. " haha, I knew it!!!!"

Dimpseys face exploded with embarrassment, then he realized who it was and went into complete rage.

"I fuckin hate you Edward!!!" He cursed. Rictofen just sprinted as if he was being chased by a panzer.

Fluttershy didn't tell him anything about his language, she couldn't, she was too afraid to even speak after his outburst.

Dimpsey realized that he had frighten her, he took the time to calm down before he even spoke. "Listen, Fluttershy, sorry for the outburst, I just couldn't take it any more. He's been doin that since we've got here, and I just hate it." He really did.

" oh, yes I understand, just try to keep it down with the language, it can disturb others, if that's ok with you, is it?" Fluttershy asked, still abit frighten after his outburst.

" yeah, I'll try" Dimpsey just stated, then he just remembered why he was there. "Fluttershy, it's ok for me to come in, right?"

Fluttershy was puzzled, but still let him in. "oh, of course you're welcome, but may I ask why, if that's ok with you."
"Well, I need some time to relax, so I came here to see if you have anything peaceful to do." Dimpsey stated.

Fluttershy then went ecstatic." Ok, do you want to help take care of the animals?"

"Ok, if you want to."

Fluttershy then became the most happiest thing alive." Oh my Celestia, he said yes, oh just think of all the things we can do,ahh." She was flying all over the place. She then grabbed Dimpseys hand and with force pulled him along.

Haha, take that Dimpsey, ooo yes, pay back time.

"I fuckin hate you too, more then Rictofen."

Go ahead, hate me, just tell me how defeat taste like, ok?