The Angels Take Ponyville

by QuickKicker

Rating: everyone
Tags: Random, Crossover
Length: 1436

The Doctor and River Pond just crashed landed in the middle of Ponyville! With out to much time to get use to their new pony forms, they get thrown into a battle...

This is a story about a time traveler and his partner River who both unexpectedly transformed into a new form. With the Tartis damaged and with no parts to repair it they are stranded in an unknown land, with an appearance of an enemy from his past.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-03-28 17:04:03 UTC

Part one, Hard landing

After stopping the weeping angels and losing Amy Pond, The Doctor walks to his Tartis with grief in his heart. Unlocking the door he steps inside and sits down completely forgetting that River was still there.

“I traveled with so many people and lost all of them” he said.

“Don’t blame yourself for that. It is not your fault that the angels got her the only thing you can do for her now is to keep moving” River said back to him

The doctor looked up at River and jumped up to run to the controls and turned the location to random and flipped the switch. The sound of the Tartis taking off was music to their ears.  Out of nowhere the control panel sparked and flashed and everything went black. The doctor and River woke up still inside the Tartis.

        “What happened? I feel different” said The Doctor

                    “I don’t know but yes everything feels different” said River shaking her head.

      The Doctor gets up and opens the door. After opening the door He could not believe his eyes. They crash landed in the middle of a town that’s not full of people but full of ponies that are all different shapes and colors “What…” said The Doctor. He looks down to see not his feet but to see hooves “what…” He runs back inside and looks at River she is now also a pony, and for the last time the doctor said “what…..” Also to their surprise no one bothered to take notice of a police box that appeared out of nowhere and that they came out of it.

“I have no idea where we are Doctor. Does this place look like anyplace you have been before?” asked River

“No it does not. I have never seen anything like it. And we even transformed into them. This is in fact pretty wired” The Doctor said back.

They decided to ask someone where they are.  After thirty minutes of asking around they finally find out there in a town called Ponyville and in a land called Equestria. They have their information about where they are so they start to trot off and explore. They walk by a pony statue and The Doctor said “I hope that’s not what I think it is” and they continue their exploring. Suddenly a yellow haired, greyed skinned, pony come’s flying at them. The Doctor and River both get down as fast as they can. The pony that came at them is now on the ground safely and approaches them.

        “Um mister.” Asked the pony

        “Wait a moment do you have wings?!” asked the Doctor

       “Yes mister why would you ask such a thing?” questioned the pony

       “It’s hard to explain let’s just say we are not from here.” The Doctor told the pony

      “Not from here that can’t be true. You look the part cutie mark and all.  Also mister my name is Derpy Hooves.” Said Derpy

   “Ok well hi there Derpy my name is The Doctor and this is my partner River. Also did you say cutie mark what the heck is that?” Derpy takes a moment to respond.

   “If you don’t know what a cutie mark is then you must really not be from here. Look at your lower back.” Said Derpy, The Doctor and River look behind them to see a symbol on both of them.

“River, I have an hourglass on my butt!” said The Doctor

“I don’t know what mine is so let’s just say it’s a layer gun” River said disappointingly

“Back to the point, I need your help. There is a creepy statue in my house. Every time I blinked it moved closer so I flew out my house and locked the door” said Derpy.

The Doctor and River both looked at each other and River asked “Derpy can you take us to your house?”

“Yes follow me.  Also, Doctor, that name is not going to last too long so I came up with one for you. It is Doctor Whooves, I think it works fine because you know you’re an earth pony” Derpy told The Doctor. The Doctor looked at Derpy and said “I am out of things to ask because I don’t want to look even more stupid but I like it.”  They finally reach Derpy’s house and Derpy walks up to the door and unlocks it.  She opens the door and lets them in. The Doctor walks in first and pulls out his sonic screwdriver and points it around the room. Nothing, they move into the next room this one darker then the last and points it around the room still nothing. River slowly opens a door and said “Doctor, come here.”  He walks to River and looks at the door River holds open. It leads down to a basement. He points the sonic screwdriver down the steps. A small beeping sound comes out of it. “That was too low of a beep for it to be significant but looks like I’m going to have to check it out” said The Doctor. He slowly walks down the steps. It’s so dark that he can barely see so he turns up the brightness on the sonic screwdriver. It only makes it easier to see by a tiny bit. The Doctor gets to the bottom of the steps and looks around. As he turns a corner he sees a pony statue with its hooves over its eyes. The Doctor stops in his tracks and backs up slowly “don’t blink”. After a minute of backing up he hits the steps and starts to go up them. The Doctor blinks and the next thing you know the angel is on the steps with him. He gets to the last step and slams the door behind him when he gets back up.  “Go outside now!” they all start to run for the door. They reach it and get outside and continue to run. They get to a safe distance. They all stop and take a breath.

“Derpy I’m going to fill you in on what that thing is.  Never blink or lose eye contact with it when or if you ever see one or it will send you to another point in time.” said The Doctor

              Derpy with a scared look said “that does not sound pleasant.”

              “Trust me it’s not” The Doctor told Derpy. Then they hear a scream.

             “What was that?” asked River.

           “I think some more of our statue buddies got into town” said The Doctor.

         They start to run in the direction of the screaming. When they get there it’s an empty house just like Derpy’s. “You guys stay here I’m checking this out” said The Doctor. He walks up to the door and opens it then goes in. This house has some lights still on inside because the owner must have just ran out to get help. He pulls out his sonic screwdriver again and scans the house. It beeps loudly one time and The Doctor’s eyes opens widely. The sonic screwdriver beeps loudly twice more. The Doctor’s mouth falls open. He runs outside and yells “run now!” River and Derpy give him confused looks “I said run!” they start to run. After a good 4 minutes of running The Doctor said “we can stop now” they all stop.

       “I’m about to say something you’re not going to like “ said The Doctor.

      “Come on then tell us” said River.

     “My sonic screwdriver beeped three times. One beep means it picked up 100 lifeforms and three beeps means there are over 300 weeping angles or in this case pony statues in that house” said The Doctor worryingly.

Derpy puts hooves over her eyes and said “oh man, oh man.”

“Looks like we have to prepare for a fight” said River.

The Doctor puts his hoof on Derpy’s shoulder and asked “it is ok Derpy everything will be ok but do you know more ponies that can help us?”

  Derpy puts her hooves down and said “yes I know a few like Quick Kicker he would help anypony.”

  “I have no time to find you saying anypony funny so just go gather up your friends and meet me at my ship in town square I’ll tell you about it later” said The Doctor. Derpy flies away to gather the team and The Doctor tells River “let’s go back to the Tartis and get ready for this.” They both start to run back to the Tartis leaving the building with all the weeping angels behind them.