Prologue: WHAT THE CRAP?

Prologue: WHAT THE CRAP?

"Syd! how long are we going to walk for?" whined a twenty-one year old male, as he looked towards the twenty year old male to his left side.

"If you were going to do nothing but complain about walking all day, perhaps you shouldn't go on a Pokemon journey in the first place," he remarked!

Syd sported a red messenger bag and a small 5 o'clock shadow, much to his frustration, since he really didn't want a beard or even a semblance of a beard in the first place. He didn't have any insane hair; just medium cut brown hair that he sometimes forgot to comb. Occasionally he would wear a red newsboy's hat but generally preferred not wearing it. He also wasn't short at all, he would have you know.

He wore a plain t-shirt, baggy pants, and running shoes. However he sometimes wished his companion was wearing plain cloths, much to his dismay, he wasn't. Syd looked to his companion as he saw him wearing leather shoes, black pants, a trench coat with a hoody that's hanging on his back, not to mention a very large blue bag filled with stuff. The twenty-one was a tan fellow, with a pair of circluar glasses, a goatee and mustache of black, and shaggy hair. He was wearing a white t-shirt and fingerless white gloves as he gave a scowl to Syd.

"Well unlike a certain someone, I was forced to go on this adventure!" told the twenty-one guy.

"For your own friggen good," Syd yelled back! "And why are you wearing a trench coat on this adventure anyway? Gabe, you know this is how people get heat strokes, right?"

"Hey! This belonged to my great-great-great grandfather! This is a family heirloom!" shouted Gabe with indignation.

"And you're bringing your family heirloom to get it dirty and possibly ripped. Smart...." replied Syd with a sarcastic tone, before Gabe could say anything one of his pokeballs popped out and revealed a Weavile.

"Master, you should really shut your mouth." told the male dark-type.

Syd started to look freaked. "What did I tell you about using telepathy out of the blue like that?"

"One you're not my trainer, two I don't care, three you're stupid." replied the Weavile as he looked ahead of the road.

Syd groaned, not wanting to get into a shouting match with a dark-blue rat with feathers on its head.

"Oh come on Steve, show some support to me!" whined Gabe, the Weavile didn't look at his trainer, until his right claw patted his trainer leg.

"You're a decent fellow." was all he said, however he turned to Syd. "You however, are still stupid."

"I'M NOT THE ONE WEARING A FRIGGEN TRENCHCOAT," Syd yelled, the Weavile and the human bantered on for hours till night came, soon enough Gabe prepared the fireplace as he took out his team, with the expection of Weavile.

"Alright you all come all out!" told Gabe as there was a Espeon, Floatzel, Ninetails, Raichu, and Pigeot. "So how's everyone doING!" Gabe was interrupted by a tackle of Ninetails. "Everytime! Every single bloody time! You always do this Vixy! ALWAYS!" complained Gabe.

"You love it." the Ninetails named Vixy said to her trainer.

Syd was getting a little tired of all the telepathic Pokemon. "You know what?" he yelled at Steve. "Screw it! I'm not even gonna argue with you anymore." He walked over to a tree and unleashed his own Pokemon - Delphox, Venusaur, Lapras, Absol, Staraptor, and Luxray - just to talk with people less frustrating.

"I don't even know why I follow this guy, ya know?" The Luxray rubbed his head against his leg in support, and Syd petted him in response. "Thanks, Leon."

The Delphox, named Heero, looked over to the other group. By this point, he suspected that the other Pokemon would make it a point to mess around with the fool in the odd coat on a regular basis. He wondered if he even had the badges necessary to get them to respect his commands. The Weavile seemed loyal, but the others caused him to worry.

Ryan the Venusaur, on the other hand, laughed to himself at Vixy's mischief. He didn't even care if they were going to be annoying - this was going to be fun, he thought.

Thankfully Gabe was spared as the Espeon named Honest used her pyschic to pull Vixy tails. Come on, leave our master alone for now, you have to get the fire started. told the Espeon as Vixy clawed the earth and tried to drag herself away from the cat.

"I DON'T WANNA!" cried the female fox as she wanted to cuddle her master more, Gabe sighed as his Floatzel came over to him and pulled out her claw.

"Need a hand?" she asked with that long leaf in her mouth, Gabe took it as he got up.

"Thanks Aura, I should really expected that by now." Gabe said, the Raichu smirked at his master.

"And this is the 405th time she tackle you." he said, the Pigeot used his right wing to smack the Raichu.

"You should learn how to respect him more mouse." told the male Pigeot, the Raichu glared at the bird.

"You wanna get hit by a thunderbolt, cause I can totally hit you with a thunderbolt in a second Viscount!" shouted the mouse, Viscount merely rolled his eyes.

"Oh please Sparky, spare your breath. I don't think we should hear any remarks anytime soon."

"YOU WANNA GO? I CAN GO RIGHT NOW!" shouted Sparky.

"OI! QUIT IT OR I'M GOING OVER THERE!" shouted Gabe, the two flinched and showed apologetic expressions to Gabe.

"Sorry Master." said the two, Gabe rolled his eyes at them.

"Just keep it down please? It was a long day for us."

'That's for sure,' Syd thought. "At the very least, I can have Heero start the fire for us." said Syd, however Honest voice ranged in his mind.

No offense Syd, but it's Vixy turn to start the fire.

"I know that," Syd replied to Honest. "But Vixy seems to take forever doing so!" Syd walked over to Ryan. "At the very least, me and Ryan can go cut some firewood. That'll make things easier for us!"

Vixy heard this and broke free from her 'capture'. "That means more time to cuddle with Master!" she said as she rushed toward to Gabe.

"Wait, no, no, no, no, no, ARCEUS DAMMIT!" shouted Gabe as he was glomp from the behind as his front met with the ground, he sighed as Vixy rubbed her head on his neck.

"Ah, I love cuddling with Master." said Vixy.

"If only you had a chance to get into his pants." snickered Sparky.

Syd and his team stared at Sparky in absolute disgust. The Absol, Max, stepped forward a little bit with his headblade at the ready.

"Sol?"

"Yeah, do it," Syd nodded.

Max jumped up into the air and unleashed a swift Psycho Cut right next to Sparky.

Sparky jumped back, shook his paw and yelled at Max. "Hey! Watch that thing! I'm just saying the truth!"

Ace the Staraptor yelled at him!

"Oh screw you bird-brain! At least my mother wasn't Skarmory!" shouted Sparky, Viscount smacked the mouse again.

"Why do you always bring pokemon mother's into the conversation?" asked Viscount.

"Because screw you, that's why!" told Sparky.

Gabe sighed as he looked to Syd. "Please hurry up, otherwise how are we going to cook without a fire?" asked Gabe as he was still on the ground with a Ninetails on his back.

"Your right," Syd sighed. "Ryan? Let's go." The Venusaur nodded in agreement and the two walked into the forest.

Leon walked over to Vixy and tried to lightly pull her off her "master's" back. But honestly, the idea of her calling Gabe her master creeped him out so much not cause it was true but because... well, that's just not something you called your trainer!! However Vixy glared at Leon and hissed at him. "Back off! I'm cuddling! Go back to your own!"

"Raaaaaaay..." he scolded her.

She rolled her eyes. "I know it's my turn idiot, but I don't see any firewood, do you?" she asked in a sarcastic tone.

"Lux," he responded shaking his head. "Luxray luxray."

"So you're calling me crazy? That's stupid to say to a female, especially one that can burn you!" But before she could start firing him, she heard Gabe giving a command.

"Vixy, stop." She froze as she looked down to her master, and shivered of him glaring at her. "Unless you want me to put you back in your ball, you are going to stop acting like a child. Understand?" he asked, she nodded her head fast.

"Yes Master." she said.

"Good." told Gabe as he patted her hind leg, which meant that playtime was over, for now.

The Lapras Mary, meanwhile, was already trying to get some sleep. Being a heavy creature with fins and barely an ability to move one's self, she clearly wouldn't get very far anyway. But the commotion that was happening not too far away was driving her a little crazy. She had hoped that Ninetails ceasing her attack would at least make things more peaceful.

Thankfully she was right as Gabe settle down by a tree, taking something in his backpack, took out a violin, and started to play a little tune. Steve merely settle on one of the branches over his master as he kept watch over the group, Honest settle down by her master feet and yawned as she took a catnap. Floatzel went out finding a river to find any fish, with Sparky who 'volunteer' by Viscount as the Pigeot settle down as well, enjoying the tune of music.

Meanwhile Vixy glared at Leon who took her fun away, but she knew she would have another chance to cuddle with master, she always would.

Leon glanced back, knowing he was being stared at. He wasn't scared of her by any means, but he didn't wanna waste his energy with her. He laid down by himself KINDA out of tiredness, but mostly out of boredom.

Max leaped onto Mary's back and curled up. For whatever reason, the Lapras was just really fun to sleep on - especially in the middle of the water.

Ace flapped up and started to circle the camp. He knew that if there was disaster on the way, Max would have been able to pick up on it YESTERDAY, but he didn't care. Staying still just wasn't in his nature!

And Heero just sat down to ignite a fire onto the stick wand thing he had in his fur. He glared at it, using the flames to see into the future. To be honest, there wasn't anything more exciting for him when there was nothing to do. It was almost like getting spoilers for a story... but on purpose!

Things were going peacefully when a stray Razor Leaf flew past everyone and landed into a tree.

"Sorry guys," Syd yelled as he and Ryan walked out of the woods. "Saw some more good wood on our way out and just thought we'd pick it up." Syd carried a nice stack of wood for the fire while Ryan balanced more on top of his head.

"Vixy, go." told Gabe as he stopped playing his violin, Vixy sighed as she got up and moved to the camp firepit, Aura and Sparky came back with loads of fishes in three bags.

"Got a good bunch here." told Aura as the camp fire was made and the cooking began. While Gabe maybe an idiot to the team, he was a good cook as he prepared the meal of fish, soon enough everybody got a piece. "Order up! Fishes on a stick with herbs and berries!" told Gabe. "Come on and get in line." added Gabe as he handed the food out.

The gang all flew over to get their grub for themselves. Since Mary practically couldn't move (at least not without flooding the area,) Heero walked over to get two plates, one for himself and one for Mary. The group enjoyed the meal as they all settle down, or until Vixy came up to Gabe, well crawling actually, up to him with ears down and a begging expression on her.

"Master," whined the vixen, Gabe looked at her.

"If I do this, are you going to be a good girl when we enter in town?" asked Gabe, she nodded her head as Gabe gave a thoughtful expression. "I don't know, what do you think Honest?" Vixy whined more as she looked at the Espeon.

Hmmm, perhaps... said the feline, Vixy turned back to Gabe.

"I'll be a good little Ninetails!" begged Vixy.

"Hmm, very well." said Gabe as the Ninetails yipped in victory, Gabe pulled out a brush as the Ninetails moved her head on his lap, rest down, and curled her body behind his back as he began to brush her head.

"*sigh* Your a kind and merciful Master." said Vixy in a content manner.

'I don't need to overhear this,' Syd thought to himself as he pulled out a PokeGear from his bag and placed headphones into it. He leaned back into Mary and started listening to some rockin' music all while ignoring whatever creepy shenanigans were happening over at Gabe's group.

The team of Gabe huddle together to share warmth as they all soon sleep, even Steve joined in as he sighed and rested.

Meanwhile, Heero had stared into the fire for more future seeing. However, his eyes lit up instantaneously, as he looked away from the fire and at Gabe and Syd. He then heard a rustling and he saw Max immediately stand up. They looked at each other and both agreed bad news was on the horizon.

Max jumped down to try and wake up Syd to warn him of the coming danger, but Syd had already fallen asleep. And they knew that once Syd had fallen asleep, it was very hard to get him to wake up.

...

Waking up this time proved to be more difficult than usual for Syd. He felt groggy, exhausted, and almost like he was unable to stand. His eyes barely wanted to open as he looked around unable to make anything out of his surroundings.

For some reason, when he finally was able to move himself, he stretched in a manner that was unusual for him to do so. When his vision finally came to, the unusual area wasn't a problem for him, rather the blue, furry hands that awaited him when he looked down.

Confused, Syd looked at his other "arm." Another blue hand! Where were his thumbs? He tried to stand up out of fright, but ended up landing on his chin. What was going on here? He looked behind him to see a tail. A black tail with a weird yellow star thing on the end of it. He didn't remember sleeping near Leon last night. Unless... he was forced to crawl over to some nearby reflection. What awaited was a blue, feline face with a red nose and golden eyes... and a scream of horror.

***

And so begun the tale of the two and their adventure in Equestria.

Arceus help them both.

***

Servian shivered as he settle the potions down, he wondered why he was shivering, it wasn't that cold. Perhaps it was the light breeze on his chitin? Or the fact he and his group of five changelings weren't draining enough ponies in the room? Couldn't be since they were well fed. What could it be? For some reason he heard a blood-curling scream, however his pondering was ended as he heard his commander voice.

"Alright you all, we move now." told the head changeling as the group abandoned the drained ponies in the room, Servian trotted out of the room as he shut the door behind him, moved up the stairs, and shut the trap door. He don on his disguise of a earth pony as the others don on their own disguises as the exited out of the cabin safe house in the woods.

"We're heading straight to the rendezvous as planned. Move out." ordered the leader as they began to trot. Servian merely shivered as he still felt a cold touch on his spine.

I have a feeling something will happen in the morning. thought the changeling.