Displaced Spider

by Dragon363

Rating: teen
Tags: Main 6, Princess Luna, Gore, Original Character, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Alternate Universe, Comedy, Sex, Adventure, Princess Celestia, Crossover, Human
Length: 23639

Displaced fic. Ok stop me if you have heard this one, a guy goes to a con dressed as Black Suit Spidy (post symbiote removal) and gets sent to Equestria when princesses then after helping the princceses out beat bad guys and is petrifed by magic.

Displaced Fic
Man my nose really itches, but it is to be expected when you are in stone. It wasn't my fault I got to be in this predicament. I was a normal teen Named Jeffery and I went to this con dressed as black suit Spiderman and I bought web shooters and the utility belt with a lot of extra web cartridges from a guy that looks very similar to the Merchant from Resident Evil 4. Once I bought them I got brought to Equestria with the same powers as Spiderman and the strange knowing of how to make the spider web fluid. The time I'm dragged to Equestria is during Discords rain about 1000 years ago when the princesses are trying to fight him off. After my fight with him a lot of crazy and insane shit happens to lead up to the crystal empire vanishing and me being turned to stone as punishment for failing to save it from Sombra.
Now let's jump to now where I'm a fucking statue that birds shit on and kids look at me with awe in their eyes. If i get out of here I swear by Uncle Ben, Peter Parker, Ben Reilly, and on my own eternal soul I will be seen as a hero again and not wanted by the princesses for being a criminal that escaped.

Published 2015-04-04 17:30:02 UTC
Last updated 2015-08-12 19:21:03 UTC

A Spider freed from his stony prison

Jeffery's Pov

Man my nose itches wish I could scratch it, but I can't since I'm stoned worse then a Jamaican stereotype. I wish the CMC would stroll by and free Discord already. I thought to myself

"Did I hear my name be thought with some form of want?" Said Discord over our stone communication link

"Yes, you mismatched jigsaw puzzle I did since I have a bet I wish to make with you. You know as well as I that the field trip with fillies is headed close along with the infamous Cutie mark crusaders right?" I replied over said communication link.

"I would nod if I could, but I do detect them since I am facing the opposite way you are thus I can't see them. The guards tell of their chaos bringing skill what of it?" asked Discord

I replied with, "Well if you get free do you want to say bet on you succeeding in victory with my freedom from this prison?" I could just imagine discord if he was free he would be stroking his beard thinking. Figuring this could be a while for him to make a decision I start to think about any way I could upgrade my suit to help in certain situations much like how Peter did.

My thoughts were then interrupted by Discord saying, "Deal and if I win I get to make you my fighting monkey ok?"

I said, "Deal" I then resign myself to taking a nap to kill time rather than think about plans.

I wake to my face meeting the floor in an emergency conference. I quickly get up from the meet with the ground. I then lift my mask and scratch my nose to get rid of that demanded itch I have had for nearly 500 years. Man having an itch that long will make even the sanest man in the universe go insane. After getting the much needed relief out of the way I look around to try and get my bearings again since being in stone dose screw with your balance and navigational skills. While looking around it is apparent to me that it is night time. Great, now I can leave here and do some much needed things to help clear my name, plus i can be a ninja. I thought as I pull my mask down over my pasty white skin. I raise my left hand then proceed to fire my web shooter to a near by lamp post to start my awesome escape.

As I web sling I start to plan out what I need to do, making a mental list. First I need to go to my bank account and see how much money, I have since well its been a thousand years with 7.5% interest and from what Sun bitch and Luna were paying me to help me live and get what I need and since due to the contract I made with the bank is that no one without my key can take from my account. The sisters dumbly put my stoning on public display which thus made it so I wasn't dead. The next thing is go back to my hideout under the old castle in everfree. After that, make myself a hero again by doing good guy things, also when the empire returns fix my mistake, and get on Luna and Celestia's good side again. Finally, hope that I don't have to fight a villains like Venom or any of spider man's rogues gallery, though if I do have Venom problem it might be the only one I can convince to be a hero via logic, but Venom would be hard due to the odds of my sorry ass getting dragged to a world that doesn't exist are slim to none. Get a girlfriend...maybe, maybe not that one is up in the air, since well even without the the normal super crazies, I would put anyone I get close to in jeopardy of being a target. Even if this is version of Equestria is where the ponies are anthros and I am a furry so it doesn't have my morals being skewed at all...wait that thought should be higher in my mental monologue, but I don't care.

During my thinking I hear a scream of a feminine lady, "Help" and me being the hero that I am web sling toward the trouble to help.

When I get to the location I see a gray pegasus mare with a blond mane wearing a mailman uniform. Taking a guess as to who it was it had to be either Ditzy doo or Derpy Hooves not sure what her name is so it could be either of the two. She was being held at knifepoint for either a mugging or rape you never know with these criminal types.

The criminal said, "Ok Blondy, give me all your cash and I might let you live."

The Mare said in a terrified manner, "No I can't do that, leave me alone you thief."

I then say in a serious tone while I hide in the shadows before the thief can say anything, "I would listen to her since if not, then you will be in big trouble and I will have to get your mom and tell her that you're not playing well with others."

The criminal then turns looking for me says, "Who are you show your self." He is also pointing his knife as he moves.

I chuckle and said, "If you say to" to which I then jump and land on him causing him to fall on the ground with a mighty thud. After which I get off him then dust myself off and turn to the mare who I see has the cross eyed look of Derpy to which I smile.

Then I say with my best Texas accent, "Ok little missy run along now I'll handle the scum bag." Derpy nods and runs off to presumably either get home or get the cops.

The criminal gets up with his little knife and said, "I will make you bleed for making me lose my money."

I then start to cower in fear and I say, "Is that a knife?"

The criminal said: "Yes, it's a knife" and grinned over his 'advantage'.

"No! How did you know my weakness?" I screamed, backing out.

"What? Your weakness?" he asked, complete and utterly confused.

"Yes, tiny knives! Oh no, what should I do? There is nothing I can do to stop you! Adieu you cruel world!" I said theatrical, dropping to my knees.

The wanna-be pocketthief looks at me shocked, before saying: "Hey, look, I let you get away this time if you give me your money, understood?"

My eyes widen, and I told him: "Yes, I have understood! There is nothing I can do..." I then shot webs at him, encaging and glueing him to the wall, "but this."I then web the criminal to the wall of the alley. Smiling at the good deed I did I then go back to web slinging around city of Canterlot.

Nothing really eventful else happens for the rest of the night. As it closely approaches dawn I head for the train station as to hide on the first train to Ponyville as it is closest to everfree forest.

Flash Back Time

Chapter 2
Flashback time

Once I arrive at the train station I then hide under the train station. I then look back on my past to think about my past.

[Flashback 1000 years and one dimensional jump]

I am driving car with my brother in shotgun. I'm dressed as black suit Spiderman while my brother is dressed as Squirrel girl. As I park at comicon location parking lot Me and my brother get out of the car and go into the convention building. Once inside we then split up since we each had our own agenda we only car pooled. As I walked around the convention center I looked around at the shops seeing if I saw any gear I liked. While walking I came across a stall with a guy who I figured was in the spirit of dressing up for the con, since he was dressed as the Merchant from Resident evil 4. I walk up to his stall to shop since if anyone is willing to dress up to while being at a con to sell might have great goods.

The merchant said, "What can I do for you Spiderman, perhaps you might be interested in my wears." The Merchant sounds identical to the Merchant for Resident Evil 4 which completely Impresses me.

I then say, "First thing's first, I love your costume and the skill at doing the Merchant for RE 4 voice."

The Merchant said, "Thank you Spiderman and may I ask what version of Spidey are you symbiote black Spiderman post Symbiote black suit Spiderman?"

I then answer, "Welcome and I'm Black spider suit after the Symbiote is removed"

The merchant said, "Good to know, maybe I could interest you in a set of new Web shooters and maybe a belt to go with it, what do ya say?"

Not wanting to agree to something without knowing the details I ask, "How much and also could I buy other goods from you too?"

The Merchant said, "600 for the shooter and 150 for the belt, see anything else you want that you like?"

I look at the other stuff in his wears I notice cool things from games I like,but nothing strikes my interest, but maybe the get a free cat girl card, but I didn't want to fool myself into losing money on something that will not happen in my lifetime and the Ben Reilly Scarlet Spider look. I then say, "if I buy the web shooters so I get web fluid if so how much?"

Merchant sighs most likely never to have dealt with such a careful buyer at a convention, "Yes, 90 cartridges worth of web fluid. Now you going to buy it or waste more of my time with questions?"

I then start to thin over some things as I look at the stuff and see a cute black cat plush to which I ask, "yes, one last question can I get that cat plush too?"

Merchant said, "It will be free if you just buy the damned Web Shooters and Belt deal?"

I nod and pull on of a pocket in my costume which has my MP3 player, my wallet. I pull out the necessary payment amount and give it to the salesman. Who then gives me the stuffed cat and the web shooters and belt.

After I walk away with my newly gotten stuff I put the web shooters on one at a time as to hold my stuff and not lose it. When I finish putting on my belt I then black out holding on tightly to my stuffed cat since well I got it for free and I'll be damned if I'm going to lose it when I merely blackout.

Once I wake I happen to notice a few things one my vision is obscured by a cat the black cat I had bought, but in its place was a real cat. I then in confusion pet the kitty, I also hear snoring coming from the cat . I also hear in the background hear giggling of a girl. This causing me to sigh since well it seems that I am going to be the butt of everyone's joke.

Then a different voice say, "Well it seems the hero we summoned is a bit tied up at the moment I say we help him out right sis?"

The first voice which was just a giggle said, "Of course dear sister We agree with you that we must help our champion we summoned to fight Discords, needs help getting his cat off him since cats don't like to be moved when they fall asleep." I roll my eyes, but choose not to argue since I need more information before I make any assumptions and give snark. I soon feel the cat moved off of me. Sighing in relief I stretch and look around. Confirming that I thought that I was in Equestria. Once I look behind me the sight of Princess Luna and Celestia. Once I see them I then bow since well they're royalty and even if I'm american I still would show beings that could send me to the moon or vaporize me some respect.

I then say almost like as if it were programed into me., "Hello, I am The Spider Man."

Luna said, "Glad you introduced yourself champion. I am Princess Luna"

Celestia said, "I am Princess Celestia, and I must apologize for interrupting any personal time you were having with your lady, but we needed a champion to fight Discord our foe who is the god of Chaos's champion. The reason we want to beat him is that he is Destroying our home of Equestria which is where you are right now. Please will you help us, we promise to send you back."

I nod and say, "Sure, but who is Discords Champion?"

Celestia said"It is himself. We do have an ace, but we need to have someone beat him down so he is weak enough for them to imprison him."

I then smile and said, "Ok, but can you watch my cat Venom for me?"

Luna said, "Ok Spiderman."

Celestia said, " ok let me lead you to where Discord is so you may do battle." As she leads on out of the room. After Kitten let's go I follow Celestia to where she is leading me.

I get lead to a battle arena to which I enter it for the reason that I am to battle there might as well me ready and beat the gun for the announcement of my arrival. The battle arena is dirt pit and at one end is...wait is that batman? In my confusion Discord voice comes from batman and said, "Fear me for I am Batcord" he then laughs and shift back to his mixed jigsaw puzzle self.

Its a short chapter sorry, but there will be more next one plus some fun.

I'm jarred from my memories by a train whistle and the conductor was looking for passengers, whilst saying, "All aboard the last train to Ponyville! I repeat, last train to Ponyville till morning!"

Moving quickly, I snag myself under the train, to stick myself there. As the train rolls out of the city at a stedy pace, I watch the scenery roll by. The train is too loud, for my mind to drift into memory again. So, I just start to wonder things I didn't when I was a stone ornament. Did the merchant trick others into this? If so is there a way of contacting them? Well I do have that one machine I made that can open a tiny hole in space time. The hole can fit something the size of a cell to go through, might as well throw my brother's cell after I glue a my emblem on it, in there with a message recorded in case some other being in the multiverse finds it maybe Superman, Batman. I'm smiling from this thought since it would be funny. Though there is a chance Doom, Iron Man, universe forbid the real spider man finds my sorry message. Then he figures a way to find me and kick my ass for this. Well. That is a risk might as well take it. Though it would really suck to get beat up by my faorite hero.

During my thinking the train starts to go down a hill. Due to this I adjust my placement of my hands to better take the g force. Smirking since this universe might have its own Stan Lee cameos, if that is true then I will have to keep an eye out of the pony Stan Lee aka King of Cameos. Looking over I see Everfree. Knowing I was close to my destination, I climb onto the side of the train. After getting to the side of the the train, I jump off to then web sling from tree branch to branch heading to the Castle of the Two Sisters.

Once I arrive in the castle by crashing thru the window like a boss. I start to the basement, since that is where all my stuff is at. Once arriving down there I pull out my brothers cell phone and my copy of my spider emblem and web sticks the emblem to the phone. Then I turn on the voice recorder and say mostly joking, but a part of me is taking this seriously, "...Hi listener I'm Jeffery the Spider man. If you need a friend, some help in a fight, just someone to talk to, hell a person to relate to use on speed dial 1 and I might pick up...ok where is off button on this...ah there." I then set the message to be the thing that plays when the phone is unlocked. I walk over to my rift maker and turn my machine on and wait of the magic to open the rift in space time. Once the rift opens I throw the phone into the rift and smile as I close it as not to let anything in that might be floating out there.

Author's Note

There now I got my token out

The Phone is ringing

(Only in these colab chapters with Bronyparasite will be third person. I applogize for the chance of pov)

Jeffery the Spiderman is working on upgrading his web shooter for elemental webs. Since the gems in this world can give special properties to the webs. Jeffery as he worked on his web shooters for a freezing effect said, "I wonder if that phone has gotten anywhere, if so then I hope that Doc Ock hasn't found it." As the spider powered human said that he feels his phone vibrate in my belt so he answer it.

"Hello...." said Jeffery still in costume as he is pulled to a different world. As he he is pull the thought happens to him, Oh my spider powers I'm being pulled to battle world.

Another black spider-dressed humanoid with the phone. Lee dropped the token, and looked to the almost identical Displaced in front of him. Jeffery then jumped in shock seeing what looks to be an identical being to himself.

“... I’m gonna need to sit down…” Lee flopped on his butt.

Jeffery said, "I second that notion" he then makes a web chair and sits in it.

After catching his thoughts, breath, and head. Lee sighed, “You must be Jeffery.”

Before they could continue, the seal on the floor began to glow, and out came the Shadow Pony… Again…

The Shadow pony looked at the two Spidermen, and flew as fast as it could to get away from them. Lee ignored him, choosing to focus on the second spider. Jeffrey reacted by dodging and webbing it up with a normal web set. Then said, "I love my spider powers. Now Mr. Copycat may I ask are you a Klyntar?"

“Um, what?” Lee tilted his head.

Jeffery responded with, "A Klyntar is a symbiotic organism from marvel universe. The famous ones are Venom, Anti Venom who is not a true Symbiote, Carnage, Scream, Hybrid, Toxin. Venom is the oldest and the Father to Carnage, Hybrid who was a mix of the life foundation team, Scream who is one of them that wasn't killed and mixed into the being known as Hybrid, and Grand Father to Toxin. That assure it?"

Lee facepalmed, “Oh! I know that, I just forgot about that name. Yeah, I am one.”

Jeffery asked, "So you the One known as Venom? Or are you just a different Klyntar that came here?"

“Oh, I’m Venom alright, but you can call me Lee.” Lee looked where the shadow was, “Your webs fail you, look.”

Jeffery looked "Oh, well that is interesting. So you get tricked by the Merchant?"

Lee nodded, “I think most Displaced are…” Lee turned to the seal. “Now, how did that moron get out?”

"Maybe when I entered your respective reality I caused your seal to become unstable, due to the most likely alien magic that is on my body. That magic could have reacted with yours bringing it to that unstable point." Answered Jeffery

“Oh, come on! I cut my arm off to get him in there!”

Jeffery asked, "what do you mean?" He was interested.

“This… dimension has a special kind of magic. Its hard to explain, but here's the jist, I sacrifice a part of my body, and creates the magic that goes into the symbols.” Lee pointed at the dead seal that used to have the shadow pony in it. “Depending on how powerful the seal is, determines how much to sacrifice. Heck, it was so diverse that even earth ponies could use it.”

Jeffery said, "Cool, do you have a host right now? Since you would need one to help your healing abilities." Smiling under his mask since the conversation is rather interesting.

“Yeah, she’s sleeping over there.” Lee gestured to Twilight.

Jeffery said, "Cool you have bonded or at least taken as your host Twilight. Me I haven't met the mane six yet, since old sunny eyed racist unforgiving bitch Celestia turned me to stone for not saving the crystal empire from Sombra. Ok I did beat him, but he made the empire disappear."

“Let’s see. Your Celestia’s racist, mine is too. She turned me to stone because I was saving lives.” Lee scoffed, “Uh… Mane Six? You mean the New Elements of Harmony?”

"If that is Pinkie Pie, Twilight, Rarity aka the baby dragon slave driver, Applejack, Rainbow Dash, and Fluttershy then yes I am. Luna in my world was not for my being stoned and hell, I can safely say she is one of my best friends." Jeffery commented

Lee chose to ignore what Jeffery said, instead, he walked over to the bed and picked up the book.

“This is the second time I’ve had to take care of him tonight, and I’m already tired…” Lee grumbled.

Jeffery said, "Wait get some sleep first then do the magic. Its better quality and safer to do magic when you're not tired or impaired too much." He was at this point just being nice as it was most likely his fault for the seal failed.

“Yeah, I could use some sleep… Besides, the Shadow can’t exist in the day…” Lee explained, shaking his head to keep him awake. “But I need to take care of Twilight… and I need a host to sleep.”

Jeffery said, "Since Twilight is out of commission you could use me for the host." He offered nicely.

Lee would have smiled if he could, “Thank you, it would only take a couple hours. Ready?”

Jeffery nods and said, "Yes, I am ready."

“You will be in control, be careful, it could be a bit much.” Lee then jumped on Jeffery. The feeling was different than Jeffery’s suit, he even felt more stronger. ‘Night...’ Lee whispered before falling asleep. Jeffery relaxes and starts to do basic combat training keeping calm. He decided not to test his limits as not to cause Lee any unneeded stress or strain.

About an two hours later Jeffery heard moaning for Lee’s room, Twilight stirred. Jeffery then heads to Lee's room to see Twilight and at least fake like he is Lee.

Lee woke up instantly,‘Nononono! I haven't told her about my existence yet!’

Jeffery stops and heads back to where he was he then chuckles and thought ‘Ok ok I will not tell her about you yet.’

‘Don’t even let her see you, I don’t want her to freak out, just let her rest and go somewhere else!’

Jeffery then jumps and sticks to the ceiling to keep stealth and sneaks quietly to a different location.

Lee once again rested, ‘I’m never fully asleep, I just rest and daydream. Its very depressing.’

Jeffery nods and is breathing quietly trying not to get caught by Twilight.

They get to the old throne room, having not been caught by the lavender unicorn. Jeffery relaxes when they get there. He then sits in the chair and feels a bit like a king.

Lee chuckles, ‘If only Celly knew I was here. Then she’d storm the castle!’

Jeffery thought, 'My Celestia would do that too, she would probably get into full armor...that is if her fat ass can fit in the armor from all the cake she eats.'

Lee mentally laughed, ‘Oh god… She has been looking a bit chubby, but give her a bit of credit, she got you and me… So she probably made armor for her cake diet!’

Jeffery nods and is holding in his laughter, 'She probably did just encase I got free.'

‘‘No, she probably did it so she could show off, she uses the… Mane Six, as you put it. She just throws her problems under the rug out of laziness...’ ...’ Lee mused.

'That is true, she does throws her problems at Twilight and her friend like a proverbial dart board' jeffery thought.

‘Hey, wonder what the chances are that two black suited spidermen meet up?’

Jeffery answered in his thought, '0.00000792 to 2.9 billion’

‘Why don’t you sleep? I'll rest easier not talking… No offence...’

Jeffery didn't answer since he closed his eyes to sleep.

“Hey, Jeff~ Hello~” Lee tried.

Jeffery wakes up easily, standing in front is the humanoid symbiote known as Lee, or Venom. “Its night fall. Now or never!”

Jeffery said,"For what?" To which Lee facepalmed.

“The Shadow? Oh, and Twilight left.”

Jeffery said, "I'm up what do you need help with if anything?"

Lee nodded, “First, I searched through your memory’s and saw something about your web-shooters. What can they do?”

"They can with the help of gems can give the webs special attributes. Like a special fire rube fragment can give a fire effect, a sapphire can cause ice effects, and so on and so forth with each elemental gem." Answered the black spandex clad spiderman.

“What about a black crystal thats also a token?”

Jeffery said, "A token?" He tilts his head confused.

“A summoning object, like that flip phone I got.” Explained Lee.

Jeffery said, "Well it could easily open a portal to that persons universe or summon that person much like I was thru the phone call I answered to come here."

“What if I changed it so a different universe would be connected to it?” Lee asked, walking back to his ‘secret’ room.

"Well it could open a new portal to that world and two of the same type of crystal in a two different universe could be used like a doorway that is much like the mirror for the equestria girls movie" Said Jeffery

“I understood about most of that, so would he be a threat?”

"Well if his intentions are ill then yes. If not then no he wouldn't be a threat. It all depends on morality" said Jeffery relaxing.

“He’s evil, so… He’ll be no harm?”

Jeffery said, "He could be harmful to people."

“Okay, I’ll come to that bridge when I get there.” Lee’s eyes narrowed. They arrived at Lee’s home, and Lee started reading his book again.

“Oh, I forgot to give you my totem/token!” Lee pulled a black necklace with a black and white scythe on it, he presented the token to Jeffery.

Jeffery then takes it and puts it into his belt pouch. "Thanks"

“No problem.” Lee continued reading until he found the spell he needed, he used red and purple chalk, then placed the totem on the new seal.

Jeffery watches with anticipation since anything could happen. Then the black spandex clad hero said, "Also, if you ever need help I'll only be a phone call away."

“I’ll definitely call my friendly-other-worldly-Spiderman if I need to.” Lee chuckled. He then summoned the Scythe, “What did the Merchant send you with?”

"I was sent by my web shooters and belt. How about you?" said Jeffery with a smile.

Lee shook the black weapon, “This is what got me here.” Lee then cut his arm off, shrieking in pain. The arm fell, and turned into dark mist, making the seal glow the colors of the chalk. The symbiote panted, “Took more than I hoped…”

Jeffery was a tad worried, since Symbiotes although have a great healing factor. The healing factor takes time and too much damage can be too much for anything with a healing factor to bounce back from.

Lee hissed, “I hate this magic.” Lee looked over the seal, “I think I made it so the world he will be sent to has no magic, so he’ll turn into a normal person/pony once there. We just need to find the guy.”
Jeffery nods and said, "Lets go, Symbiote."

Lee paused, “Was that an insult?”

"No it was just me trying to be funny." Said Jeffery then he asked, "I know of a mirror that can lead to different close dimension. That turns anyone who enters to human and there is no magic there naturally."

“I was teasing, but thanks for the information!” Lee laughed, “Oh… Um, how ARE we gonna find him?”

"We first need to go there. We then search for him when we get there." Said Jeffery

Lee nodded, then the two left the room.

“H-hey…” Lee began coughing violently, holding his chest. Lee fell to the ground, hacking, and spitting out a sickly looking black goo.

Jeffery the grabbed the crystal and said, "Hop on Lee, you look in need of a host again."

Lee nodded, he then fused with Jeffery. The symbiote felt the relief of having a host once more, he sighed, “Thanks Jeff, I owe you one.”

"I'll hold you to that, may I ask Lee have you given off any spawn, if so naturally or magic/unnaturally. Since if the unnatural it might cause your spices spawning rate to go to a higher rate" said Jeffery trying not to make a Twilight and bondage joke.

Jeffery’s mask heated up, ‘You know I can read your mind, right? And… yes, I created one using magic as a gift to my friend Kat… Don’t even think about it, I’m in your head.’

' I wasn't going to think about you making friends with a cat girl.' Said Jeffery.

Lee mentally face palmed, ‘Whatever, lets just find that Shadow.’

Jeffery felt stronger with Lee over him, to which jeffery thought knowing that his thoughts are heard. This suits power is addicting.

‘I know, I am the suit.’ They heard a crazed laugh, which was followed by the Shadow appearing.

It smiled, “Now there is only… one.”

Jeffery replied, "You got a mastery in stupid if you think your going to beat me."

Lee was surprised, they must not have synced fully like him and Twilight did.

The monster scoffed, “You must be more foolish than I thought. I am the Shadow... Pony!”

"You're just a batman rip off" said Jeffery than thought Hey Lee sorry about the mind cut out there I put my mental shields up for moment since I thought I felt a psychic presence try and enter my mind.

Lee thought for a moment, ‘What in the name of Doctor Strange!?’ Lee felt something strange, like he was being pulled apart.

“That weird girl taught me a valuable lesson… BE ORIGINAL!”

A red symbiote was ripped out of Lee.

A“Your world has an interesting… creativity.” A white and black symbiote was pulled out of Lee.

‘GAH!!!!’ Lee fell off Jeffery, as more symbiotes ripped out of his back.

Jeffery yelled, "That's enough! I'll fight you alone if you stop hurting my friend."

The Shadow laughed, “Oh, you crack me up… how is this, you fight one of my new symbiotes, and if you win, I’ll leave. But if you lose, I shall have your mind!” The Shadow stopped, and Lee passed out.

"Fine, but I get to pick the Symbiote I fight ok?" Asked Jeffery

Then four of the nine symbiotes that are there started to go unstable and merge into one to keep stable.

“Fine, Anti-Venom, Carnage, Toxin, Scream, Hybrid. Step forward.” The Shadow ordered.
The Symbiotes stepped forward. Jeffery said, "I will fight the symbiote known as Hybrid."

The Shadow nodded, “The rest of you, leave.” Every other symbiote left.

Jeffery and Hybrid got into fighting stances ready to engage.

Author's Note

you read the stuff at the top the only thing I have to. Put is look at my parteners story forsaken Symboite.

for battle!

Jeffery and Hybrid are breathing in sync waiting for the moment they feel is right to start the fight. After a few minutes of this odd standoff stare down, Hybrid charged at Jeffery and used his eight tendrils that are always out of his body in his default form to try and impale our spider hero to end it quickly. To which Jeffery reacted by twisting his body around Hybrids tendril assault and fired webbing into the tendrils. That action strangely caused Hybrid to roar in pain as he pulled them back to their default position.

“Have fun!” The Shadow takes a seat in a dark chair.

Hybrid roars out and then his color shifts to green and then rushes at Jeffery at an unprecedented speed. Jeffery couldn't react fast enough and is cut deep into his costume as blood is dripped from his chest. The black suited hero starts to engage Hybrid in his lasher form(green hybrid) in hand to hand combat. To a bit of success Jeffery is managing to barely to match Hybrids hand to hand combat speed.

Hybrid has Jeffery in a headlock to try and eat his brains. Only for Jeffery to use his web shooters to blast Hybrid in the face with his anti symbiote webbing attack which is an intensely heated webbing. The Symbiote Hybrid roars in pain and turns to his goo like form to slide back to a safe distance from Jeffery.

Jeffery pants heavily from all the fighting he has had to endure. He the thinks 'Not sure how much longer I can keep fighting. My anti-Klyntar web attacks are doing well, but its a matter of time till Hybrid figures out how to disable my web shooters. Just as he thinks that Hybrid changes to a blue color then fired a set of webbing into my web shooters causing them to rupture and burst. Leaving the Human Spider with out his ace weapon. Jeffery then said, "Damn it."

Hybrid goes back to red coloration and said, "Its only going to get worse wall crawler." Then Hybrid rushes at Arachnid man to tendrils ready to kill or at least horribly mamine him. As Amalgam Symbiote charges at our Displaced visitor, who pulls out something from his belt. Jeffery says, "I have one chance" he then throws down a crystal that when exposed to light gives of a sonic attack deafening everything in the area, due to this attack Hybrid, Lee and every other Symbiote is being inflicted on an insane amount of pain.

Lee shrieked, jumping up to try and stop the pain. He summoned his Scythe and charged at the source, swinging it blindly.

As Lee is doing that Jeffery takes his chance and uppercuts Hybrid and picks up the crystal and puts it next to the writhing form of Hybrid to keep him there. Jeffery then give a victory pose then mouths to Shadow "I win." Then he removes the crystal and puts it away before his head is lopped off by Lee who he can feel swinging wildly.

Lee falls to his knees, “Why the hell did you do that!?”

The Shadow laughs, “You honestly think I’d uphold my end of the bargain? You are… stupid.”

“No he is not! You know why?” Lee throws the black crystal Token to Jeffery.

Jeffery caught it and placed it into the web shooters crystal slot and fired off the last webbing he could from the ruptured cartridge at Shadow.

Shadow yelled in fear as the portal opened, and he was pulled halfway in, “I shall be back! And when I am, I’ll kill Your precious... Twilight!”

Lee’s eye twitched. He webbed the Shadow’s human neck, twisted his wrist to make it wrap around its throat.

“Nope.” The Shadows eyes widened, and he fell.

There was a sickening crack, then the portal closed.

Jeffery said, "Well that was interesting, sorry about the sonic attack I needed to win the fight and my web shooters cartridge had ruptured."

Lee stood in silence. Then looked at Jeffery, “Its okay, if I was you, I’d do the same thing.” Lee then looked at Hybrid, “Well, I can’t take care of them… not yet, and you need new web shooters… Care to take your prize?”

Jeffery said, "I'll take Hybrid, but be careful it appears that shadow thing has brought from out of you all the spawns of Venom with their personalities. So I would be careful since Carnage and Scream are running around here. "

“Thanks, I’ll take care. You better do the same, Celly’s probably got something planned. So… I guess I’ll see you later?”

"Um that's the thing I'm not sure how to go back to my world. This was my first time doing a universe jump. Heck its my first meeting of another one that was tricked by the Merchant." Said Jeffery picking up Hybrids unconscious body.

“Better figure that out then.” Lee snickered, “Let’s go back to my lair, that good with you?”

Jeffery nods and said, "Yeah let's go to your lair. There maybe Celestia brought cake to attack us with."

“Uh, yeah... “ The two walked to the room, where they saw a white symbiote slime through the wall.

Jeffery gets ready to fight even though he knows that his body is still healing from the fight with Hybrid.

“Damn it! He destroyed my home!” Lee yelled, looking over the area. The bed was in splinters, the bookshelf was pretty much nonexistent, and anything that was in it was ripped, broken, or not there. Lee walked to what was left of the shelf, and knelt down, and picked up a broken music box.

Jeffery went to comfort his friend. "We can maybe fix the damages"

“No, it was made with magic…” Lee looked the box over, “It’ll be fine though, it just needs some time. But you should get back home.” Lee set the box down, and stood up, he searched the wreckage, he found the Flip Phone intaced.

Jeffery said, "Maybe ending the call will send me back home." trying to be helpful.

“heh, yeah. That makes sense… But heres some advice.” Lee leaned closer to Jeffery, “Home is where your friends and family are and sometimes, friends ARE family. Take this to heart, because being alone is not something you’d like to be.”

"I'll keep that in mind, maybe I'll summon you if I get lonely. Remember I am always a phone call away." Said Jeffery still holding the unconscious Hybrid.

“Tell me how Hybrid is doing. I like keeping track of symbiotes from my world.”

Jeffery said, "I'll let you know Lee."

Lee did a thumbs up, “I’ll see you later bro!”

jeffery thumbs up and said, "See you.". He waits for Lee to hang up the phone call.

Lee presses end call and Jeffery poofs out of existence.

(Back to first)

After I return to my world in my lab from the adventure with Lee I set Hybrid on the couch. Greatful that Celestia hasn't noticed I'm gone from her favorite spot in the guardens. I then sit my sore sorry ass in my lab chair to rest and try not to think about much of anything. Unfortantely, I fall asleep doing so.

Symboitic deal and fun adivce.

As I wake up to the sound of panicked movement I open my eyes. What see is that Hybrid sitting upright on the couch changing colors quickly and what sounds to be him talking to himself. This action is probably to figure out basic things. I proceed to get out of my chair and walk to my color changing, different dimension house guest and maybe partner after letting him permanently bond to me. I then hear as I get closer to Hybrid a few voices and fragments of sentences.

Riot Hybrid(blue) said with a gruff deep voice, "Oh look..." he the shifted to purple to which my knowledge of the hybrid's origin. He is made of four symbiotes, Lasher who is green, Agony who is purple, Phage that is a golden yellow color, and Riot who is blue.

Agony said in a feminine voice, "He is"

Lasher took over saying, "is he?" His or her voice was gender neutral and strangely childlike.

Finally Phage took over and looks at me. He then says this in a voice that strikes me as Arny, "What do you want? Come to gloat over beating us and to keep us here to watch us slowly starve to death?"

I feel hurt since, I'm not evil I would never do that to someone...ok maybe Sombra or the Joker, but they are a whole different breed of monster. Then I answer, "No, I came here to talk. You had seemed confused, so I thought it would he the civil human thing to explain what you missed out when you were out."

Phage turned to Hybrid and the voice was shifting between all the others voices as he said, "Really, that's surprisingly nice thank you Wall Crawler."

Chuckling I reply, "The name is Jeffery, what happened was that after you got knocked out The Shadow thing tried to swear vengeance and I sealed him in his world from whence he came. I then was told by your father Venom or Lee as he likes to be called. That I should take care of you, since he will be having troubles of his own the Carnage, and the other insane hostless symbiotes."

Hybrid said, "Well I must thank you then, but we will not last very long without a host to permanently bond with." He then asked, "I know what I'm about to ask is going to sound crazy, but... can we use you as a host to bond?"

I said, "Yes, on one condition, when we bond I get full control and I get to sleep at night without you doing crazy acts of heroism. In exchange you get before I go to bed 2 hours of being detached from me to go into the woods and do what you want, but ponies are.off limits for anything, but helping. Also I can use other costumes other than you to be a hero."

Hybrid nods in agreement then said, "Deal" and he stuck his hand out for me to shake. To which I reach my left hand and shake Hybrid's. After we shook hands Hybrid starts to slide himself onto me much like Spiderman had happen to him during the Secret Wars arc in comics.

Once Hybrid was fully on I felt the same power rush I did before. When Lee used me as a host to help keep him alive. Man I need to be careful or else I will find myself at an absolute need for Hybrid to stay on me and that would be bad.

I then hear in my head Phage's voice 'Agreed, Jeffery since we would rather not need to have our host need us all the time. Since, that would be irritating.'

'As I dear brother.'

'Should we hide? I detect two...no wait three young magic energy signatures'

'No, I think we could introduce ourselves also Riot got anything else you can detect off the three?'

'Nope, sorry Jeffery.'

After that I incline myself waiting for the trio of fillies to enter the lab. I decided to make it obvious to follow to the lab. By leaving the door wide open and having some of his crystal give off an ominous light. I'm sitting in my chair waiting quietly, although my Deadpool grade ADHD is getting to me and I'm getting bored. I start to twitch quickly trying to keep busy since I can't wait to see who my young guests are.
After 30 minutes of waiting I hear the voice of Applebloom and Scootaloo arguing about how they needed to keep walking faster or explore the area thoroughly. I bet they see the light I'm shining since I hear them getting closer. I smile they enter the lab I say before they see me, "Hello crusaders."

They jump in fear and then turn to me and I wave happily and said, "We are Hybrid, we have heard of your expanded from a while now. We can help you get your cutie marks with advice."

CmC said together dropping fear for excitement, "Tell us please!"

I chuckle and say, "My advice is for you three is that you must follow your hearts echo of skills."

They look confused and Applebloom said, "What do yah me?"

I answer, "Hybrid give only vague information, but it is always true. What I meant was dream and meditate look deep into your soul to find your destiny and if you don't like it. Go against it and force your own path." I then vanish as I say, "Go home and never speak of this for if you do..."

The crusaders smile and run off to try out the advice they got.

Super Designated Help

Iron ma- sorry Jacob's POV Present time:

In a small clearing in the Everfree Forest, a small glowing, blue, misty portal opened up and spat out a hungover and cursing man covered in red and yellow armor. That was me. "Jarvis, remind me to get coffee the next time I introduce very hard cider to ponies. Also, tell me how much power is left in the armor?" All of the lights around me were just giving me a headache.

'Sir, the armor's power is at six percent, I don't recommend flying due to this and your history with flying and hangovers.'

"I crash into a bakery one time!" I yelled and then fell backwards because of a loud fucking bird, which I later found out to be a mocking jay. I feel as thought that is a reference to an overrated book series.

'Sir, I think you need help with moving.' Jarvis said in a slightly worried tone.

"Well, it's not like I can call up a friend and have him/her take me to the lab." As soon as I said this, a spider cellphone hit my head. I saw on it that one message was recorded, and I hit the play button. I then muttered, "Murphy, I just don't get you. Sometimes you help, but most of the time you hurt."

The recorded message came out of the phone in a generic tone. "...Hi listener, I'm Jeffery the Spider man. If you need: a friend, some help in a fight, just someone to talk to, hell, a person to relate to, dial 1 and I might pick up...ok where is off button on this...ah there."

"I do need help." I said as I pressed the one button.

I then said, in a calm yet agitated voice, "Hi, my name is Jacob, but you may know me as Iron Man. I figured that one hero could help out another with a particular problem." I felt completely ridiculous saying these lines, but I do need some help getting home. I hoped that it wasn't destroyed or looted. That would suck.

Suddenly, a red portal opens up and a certain web head pops out. He then looks around and says, "I know that this sounds like a stupid question but, are you Iron Man?" I gave a weak nod. He then proceeded to do the last thing that I would expect Spider man to do. He loudly squeed like a fanboy. It was one of the most irritating sounds that I could think of and it just caused me to hold my painful and hungover head.

He then said, "Well Tony, what do you want?" I groaned and said three things.
"First, I want you to get me some coffee, preferably dark so I can fight this hangover. Next I need help getting to my mountain lab on that mountain over there. Finally, I need help rebuilding this lab. If you do this, I'll give you three things." I then remembered what he called me. I opened up my face plate and said, "I am not Tony Stark. My name is Jacob."

In hindsight, I probably could have made that sound less bitter.

Spider man said, "Ok Iron Drunk I'll help you home. My I also ask something? Did you get that armor from the merchant from a con or did you get it from Stark in the Marvel universe? I want to know if my theroy is right that the merchant has done this to other... wait, let's get you fully sober. I know a little trick. You just need to use a singel shot of the alcohol that you got drunk off of and your hangover will be gone."

After muttering a series of cursing that would make a sailor blush, I said, "Unless you can find very hard cider, I can't do shit. Wait a moment, that fucking merchant got you as well. All I did was go to a con dressed as Iron Man and bought a helmet. Then I get dragged through a portal by the face and woke up here with a robo-butler in my head. Speaking of which, I'm going to see if I can put Jarvis at the same frequency as your spider scene." After a series of commands and figuring out that damn frequency I said, " Jarvis, why don't you say hello?"
"Hello Spider Man."said Jarvis in his usual polite monotone voice. Spider man then seemed to have a shocked expression on his face. At least, I think so. He did have a mask. "Iron man's current blood alcohol level is point zero four. Because of this information, I can conclude that he isn't drunk."

"Thank you, Jarvis." I said in a grateful tone.

"Your welcome, Sir. Alert, it appears that Spider man is lost in thought."

I took a quick look at Spider man to see that he was indeed, daydreaming. His head turned sideways, his relaxed postures, his lack of sound, it was odvious. I then shook Spidey awake and asked him, "What we're you dreaming about?"

Spider man said, "Um, about a few ideas that I could get done with some help. Also, keep Jarvis off my spider sense frequency." Sighing Spider man then shudders since he is still getting over what JARVIS did. He then asked, "When are we going to your place Jacob?"

I stood up and rubbed my head. "As soon as I get over this hangover."

Spider man nods and stands up, "Ok, mind if I ask if we are the only ones that have been displaced from our repective realities?"

"No, there are more of us." I stated as I pulled out the gengi gloves and the ice cube. I shook the gloves. "It appears that these once belonged to Gilgamesh from Final Fantasy IV. I haven't met him yet, but I knew he existed and that this was his calling card." I picked up the Ice cube. "This one used to belong to Jack Frost, someone who I have met and considered a friend. In fact, the reason that I am hungover is because I introduced hard cider to the ponies of his world. This happened after fighting a fucking huge crystal dragon." I let out a small chuckle, "A lot of ponies are probably in the same boat as me." My head soon started to clear up as I rose to stand. "Speaking of calling cards, I'll give you mine soon."
"Good to know, thanks." said Spider man. Then he said, "Also just for a heads up, I'm in the non-symboite black suit. Your also looking a lot more sober"

I looked around myself and saw that my head didn't hurt. "Huh, I guess that laughter is the best medicine." I then turned towards Spider man and said, "I only have five percent power left and I need to get to the top of that mountain." As I was saying this, I pointed towards a large mountain that is filled with traps. "Normally, I would just fly up and avoid the traps, but with my low power, I'm going to need help getting past my booby traps. Don't worry, I'll help out as well." I continued to walk the path untill I turned around and said, "Are you coming?

After a few minutes of silent walking, Spider man and I have arrived at the foot of the mountain. What hardly anyone knows is that this mountain contains a series of study caves with a rich supply of steel, silver, and other valuable metals. This was probably once an abandoned storage facility before I came along. After that, it became my base of operations. I tricked it out with alarms, traps, cameras, robots, and a giant blue orphaned Ursa Minor who is named Bubbles. Now we have to get through it. Oh joy!

"Good thing my spider sense works, or we might be dead later. Also, think you could be of assistance by helping me out after this tin man?" said Spider man in a joking tone, which was more likely to lighten the tense atmposhper. You can't blame him, since the odds of someone getting hurt is rather high. Spider man starts moving forward with confidence. Most likely, he is acting on his reasoning that the damn spider sense will help him evade the traps for anything that might hurt him.

I catch up to Spider man after a few minutes. In that time, we arrived at the mountain. It had three levels and alot of rock face to climb in between the levels. Spider man said, "Perhaps I can climb up, while you can use one of my webs as a rope." I agreed to this, and we started to climb. After a few minutes, we reached the first level. It was a large cliff that was infested with large robot beatles. These beatles were the size of dinner plates with buzz saws on it's mandables. The bugs crawled out of any hole or crevice that was near the cliff. The fact that they could crawl on walls prevented us from ignoring them. We hopped on to the cliff and battled the bugs. Spider man was fireing balls of webbing while I was shooting the small minigun on my right arm. We took out most of them and sealed the remaining ones in one of the holes. Afterwards, we resumed climbing to the next level.

We kept climbing for a good ten minutes before we walked into a tunnel. This was a large and roomy tunnel that contained a series of tiles on the floor that were placed in a five by five grid. Alongside the wall, there were unlit torches. I fired a repulsar beam at the torches, which lit them and allowed us to see a riddle carved on the wall.
I am a thing that can brighten anyone's day, yet I am not on fire,
I am a single thing that can be spread to many, yet I am not a disease,
I can be made with little to no effort, yet sometimes, only the strongest can make me while afraid. What am I?

After thinking for a while, we both said, "I got it!" I hopped on the S square, then Spider man hopped onto the M square. I leapt towards the I square, then he swung to the L square. We both landed on the E square, which caused the stone doorway to move out of the way. We walked out and found ourselves at the top of the mountain.

"I thought the iron man armor ran on mini arc reactor that has unlimited power? Also, when Stark had, in the comic, removed the sharpnel in his chest as well as make the suit solar powered, much like Superman? Wait, is this some Dues ex machina crap where we get to know each other through an adimitedly tough situation?" said Spider man. The black suit clad hero then web slings through the tunnel to help speed up the scouting.

I carefully thought out what to say. "I know that, but I have been in stone for quite some time. While I was in stone, the arc reactor failed, thus resulting in the usage of my emergency power. I need to get to a charger, so I can repair this one." After explaining myself, I saw that Spider man was gone. I mouthed a few choice words at him while holding up both middle fingers. I walked down the hallway to find a large network of elevator like tunnels leading to different rooms. I only needed to go to two rooms right now. The first room was my lab, and the second one was the main power core. I jumped down the second tunnel to find a gigantic reactor core seemed to pulse with potential energy. I walked over to the control panel and typed in the master password, Define-normal, and flipped the power on. The entire thing released a huge surge of power that activated everything. I walked back to the elevator, and went to the lab. When I got there, I saw two long supercomputers with plenty of tables pulled high with unfinished protects. I also found a spare arc reactor. I deactivated the armor to reveal my true form. I had on loose pajama pants and a white T-shirt. Not the most stylish outfit, but fuck fashion. I sat in a chair as I called for Spider man. While he was coming, I took out the broken arc reactor. He came in a few minutes later. I told him to reach into my chest and pull out a small, copper, shard. He seemed to be too afraid of hurting me to do it. I said in a calm tone, "Spider man, I just went into cardiac arrest. I need you to get this shard out of the way, so I can get this arc reactor into me." He was sweating bullets as he carefully pulled it out. As soon as that was done, I picked up the arc reactor and jammed it into me. I felt as though I was being electrocuted, but in a good way. I hopped off the chair and ran to a lab table. I then said, "How would you like a web upgrade?"

"I can do that one my self, but I would like to ask if it isn't too much trouble...wait I must know have you read in the coimics the civil war arc?" Asked Spider man as he looks at all the shiny tech most likely wanting to tinker with it. Though I'm not sure if he knows what they are and what they are ment to do.

"No, I have not." I say with a worried expression. I could never find the comics. I was more of an animation guy.

"Well, the reason I asked was because i was just woundering if we could work together in makeing me a iron spider suit. The reason is since, I'm back in my world time line i will need a back up costume that can help me fight more powerful foes that by myself, I can't handle. Another reason is that iron spider is my third favorite spider suit bar the origanl red and blue. In this list of best costumes of Spiderman." said Spiderman

"Okay, I do need you to get me some parts. First, I need you to go get me as much steel as you can from the storage facilities that go through that tunnel." I said while pointing at a certain tunnel. Next, I need you to grab the red chip, the black chip, and the large, green chip on the table closest to me. I also need your choice for weapons. Stun punches or electric webs, mini missiles or nano spy-bots, laser grenades or repulsar beams, Jet boots or a web parachute, JARVIS or Alpha Red, folding into a backpack, or not? I could also give you a spider cycle. Final question, would you like the Iron Spider suit in black, or classic colors?"

""I'll anwser those now, lector webs, nano spybots, repulsar beams, Jet boots, whose alpha red?, sure to fold into back pack, and sure, red and gold." Said Spiderman going off to get the stuff that was instructed to get.

"Alpha Red is actually a play on words. I named him after Alfred from Batman." I said as he left. I cleared off a table and took some parts from it and the other tables. While Spider man is busy with getting the Iron Spider supplies, I would build the Spider cycle. After thirty minutes of building, setting, programing, and designing, not in that order, I had the cycle completed. All that the Spider needs is a little extreme Drivers ed.

Spider man latter returned with a gigantic pile of steel. I was actually amazed at his incredible strength. I then said, "As thanks for helping me with the mountain, I give you this!" I said in an over dramatic pose.

Spidy chuckles and said, "Nice a motor cycle one question though does it run on solar power since my equestria is about as primitive as the tv shows." The he sets down the pile of steel and metal with a thud.

We then went over a pretty heated discussion over different alloys that whould react differently to different metals. During this, I designed and constructed an armor right under his nose. After a couple hours, we came to an agreement that Nth metal mixed with vibranium could cancel out a magic based attack. I made the back appendages out of that.

"It should be able to hook up to the arc reactor in the token that I gave you." I saw Spiderman visibly relax as I tossed him the armor, in back pack mode, that I had been working on while I was talking to him. He looked surprised as he picked up the armor. It was nice until Spiderman had to leave to test this out.

I didn't ask him to stay. I just said, "Be sure to give me the test results and whatever else you think will peak my interest." He gave me a salute and disappeared when I said, "Jeffery, our contract is complete." I now sat back in my lab, alone to my thoughts.

(Me Spiderman)

As I return in my world with my bike and armor indo feel bad though that I did lie to Jacob about not knowing other displaced, but i kinda wasnt thinking and Hybrid was silent strangly. Once i can sii in my reality ulp since now Celestia is here and looking ready to fight, me well if she wants to go another round with me so be it I will fight since I now have Hybrid and the iron spider suit. I get into fightning stance really hoping I don't need to call in help from others.

Author's Note

This story is kind off since this one was ment to be my frist displaced crossover, but things got backed up. So now this is tube second with the story of Buck you I'm Iron Man

Celestia....of fuck this stress

Celestia said, "Bug."

I playfully retort with, "Fatty, how's that diet of cake and tea doing you?" Celestia rightfully so is mad and growling at me. As I am busy staring at her I get on my bad ass bike. After,I'm on it I say, "Sunny I'm sorry, but I'm needed elsewhere. That place is anyplace, but here since well I don't want to be sat on. You better not follow since the jiggling of your fat ass will knock out everyone." My quick thinking made me drive off away from the fat angry goddess. Celestia is giving chase as i am driving away as fast as I can. I am swerving a lot as not to be vaporized by the trigger happy bitch.

Alpha Red from my on screen dashboard of the bike, "Sir, at the speed you are going crash is inevitable. I recommend slowing down by 50.6% of you 350 MPH speed." Even though I hear this I ignore it. I'm not in the mood to be stoned again. I also activate from my bag the Iron Spider suit to help take the impact from the crash that will come. The moment I do the back tire got shot out by Celestia's insane firing. Thus, causing a spin out as I with all my might squeeze the brake in an attempt to slow the hell down. Either by a miracle or an act of The One Above All I do slow down and stop the bike,but not before leaving a 70 mile burnout trail. I get off the adrenaline junkies best friend, only for my spider sense to go off. I dodge the magical energy blast and turn to see a panting Celestia.

I asked constrained(What I'm not a complete prick Watcher.), "You ok Celestia after a chase like that you should still be ready for a longer fight and chase. "

Celestia said in between gasps for air, "I don't know...maybe I...need...to lay...off...the cake."

I said to myself,"Urge to make snarky remark so strong." Then I say to the sun raiser, "Sit, rest I will not fight you till your ready."
'Are you sure that is a good idea Jeffery?'

"Sir Celestia appears, by her vitals through the scan of her that she isn't gasping for air due to the run, but from what appears to be some form of drugging or even magical parasite. Also might I suggest getting rid of The Klyntar Hybrid since, we both can not work together as a team. The reason being this suit wasn't made for use when combined with the Symbiote. "

After hearing Alpha Red tell me this I grow suspicious. This prompts me to say, "Celestia, I'm sorry for losing the crystal empire. I promise that when I returns I will fight to save it from Sombra's rule." Since, if I can fix my friendship with Celestia she might listen when I tell her it might be something worse then her dietary choices that are causing this. Also, I really don't want to fight a god of the sun it's really hard.

Celestia said looking confused and ready to pass out,"Really, I want to believe you, but the way you lost it the last time it looked like you did that purposely."

"I know it dose Princess, but I promise you that I will fix my mistake should the time come. I want to give out my hand and offer you it in friendship like we were before the empire brouhaha. Forgive and tolerate right?" I said

"Love and tolerate, but I accept your apology. I do expect you to help with the freeing of the crystal empire...Web head" Said Celestia smiling for reasons I have no clue, but I am smiling under my iron spider mask. since she called me web head as a nickname, Luna called me Spidey to which I'm glad that Celestia remembers my nickname.

As we stand there smiling like dumb asses Twilight and her friends finally catch up with us wearing the Elements she then said, "Celestia what is going on?"

Celestia said,"Just me and an old friend making amends for a mistake. What is with the new suit Spiderman?"

I chuckle and replied, "A friend of mine made it and no Twilight can't examine it since I really don't want any old villains of my world being made here."

Celestia said, "Any other tricks you picked up when you were running from me?",

"Yes." I said and then willed the armor back to a backpack and set it on the bike.

Twilight said, "Who is the friend that gave you that armor since it is marvelous."

I answer, "A friend for a different world, his name is...Ironman. I made another who gave me another gift which I can't show you due to I promised him not to. Now I'm going back to my laboratory." I go over to my bike and pick it up. I proceed to carry it back to my base. Since, I need to check my universe sensors for incase the Inheritors decided I'm the next Spider on there list or I'm the main target if the latter is true then oh shit. I hope my Displaced friends will come to help me when I call, if not then I'm stuck with Future me, British asshole me, and talking cartoon pony me.

As I walk I contemplate, how long can I last with all these other Displaced before I make enemies amongst them, accidently a war between them, get maimed, or worse. I finally say out loud for absolutely no reason, "42% chance." After arriving at the castle i enter it and head to my lab, once I'm in my lab a set my bike down. Sighing and making my way to my chair. I plop myself into it to relax for a short time since everything I have done has been stressful. I wonder why I'm not crazy yet from everything I know.
'Since, your mind is wired differently thus letting you take all this stress and not suffer any ill side effects.'

"Thanks Hybrid" I replied as I close my eyes now and quickly I fall asleep.

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{Jeffery/spiderman POV}

I am sitting in my chair, thinking about what is going to happen in my world since I meet two different displaced after being dragged to their world. Celestia barely trusts me as far as she can throw me, so who knows when she will snap. I am grateful I only have to worry about right now is cannon foes, like the changelings, Sombra,Tirek, and maybe a few weaker no name foes.

I am grateful I don't have to worry about spider man's rogues gallery coming after me. Right as the thoughts go through my brain I regret it instantly. Since, I have most likely jinxed myself to a foe from the gallery to show up, minus Venom since he is an ally, but Carnage is still a possibility and the whole annoying as hell clone saga could happen, or worse I meet an alternate self that is from and equestria where I'm dead and it’s basicly ultimate spider man.

I then hear a portal open and something hit the ground behind me. I look and see out from my portal machine came a stone tablet with weird writing all over it. I pick it up and on the front side is a weird alphabet and on the back is a message, “Greetings, my name is Dan, or preferably, Alduiin. I am a displaced and if you ever need my help, me and my two children will be happy to help, as long as you are on the side of the ponies, or, if you are against them, but for a very, and I mean VERY, good reason.”

‘A Displaced, well we don't need help at the moment, but we could end the the changeling threat early or at least get them to try a more peaceful method of getting food.’ Said Hybrid as one entity at the moment.

I say, "Agreed. We also do need other friends to talk with. Hell maybe he's friends with our friend Lee or Jason. If my memory is correct Alduiin is huge so going outside would be best in order to summon him."

With that I head out with Hybrid hidden inside of me to keep stealth. Once outside in everfree forest and a safe distance from our base of operations I then wonder how in the name of Doctor Steven Strange the Sorcerer Supreme am I going to use this thing to summon Alduiin. Suddenly, the words on the tablet spell out “Alduiin, I require your help.”

Once I notice that I say, "Alduiin, I would like to ask for your assistance please...if you're not too busy." The words on the tablet then spell, “Eh, close enough,” and a portal opens.

{Dan’s POV}

The party in Ponyville was going great! There was laughing and dancing and games! It was the best party that I had every seen Pinkie throw! Suddenly, Plague and Amnesia came up to me.

“Dad?” Plague asked.

“Yes Plague?” I asked back.

“Some guy named Jeffery is asking for our help,” Amnesia said. “He’s a displaced, I think.”

“Alright then,” I said. “Attention everypony!” I shouted to get the crowd’s attention. “Another being like me has requested the help of me and the twins, we will return soon.” Everypony just nodded and continued on with the party.

“Alright,” I said, “lets go.” The twins nodded, then merged with me and a portal opened below us. We fell in and soon arrived in another world.

{Displaced Spider world}

{Third pov}

Alduiin came out of the portal Jeffery had opened. Alduiin landed on the ground with a thud, then looked at Jeffery. Jeffery was slightly amazed at how big Alduiin actually was in real life. Alduiin then spoke.

“You called Jeffery?” Alduiin asked.

“Yes I, wait, how do you know my name?” Jeffery asked.

“My children found out who you were when you summoned me,” Alduiin replied.

“Your children?” Jeffery asked.

“Indeed,” Alduiin replied. “Come on out kids so I can introduce you two.” When Alduiin said this, black webs suddenly appeared on his body. The webs then began to gather in two separate spots on his body and turn into blobs of slime. One was black, but as you looked towards its outline, it started turning green. The same was happening for the other one, but this one was purple. Eventually the blobs hopped off, and turned into two baby versions of Alduiin, but they had Venom’s eyes. Once they were fully formed Alduiin spoke again.

“Jeffery, these are my two children, Plague and Amnesia,” Alduiin said.

“Hi,” said Alduiin’s son, Plague.

“Hello,” said Alduiin’s daughter, Amnesia.

Jeffery was about to reply when Hybrid spoke in his mind. ‘Are they, symbiotes?’ Jeffery then took a closer look, then realized that they were in fact symbiotes in the form of dragons!

“Wow, are they symbiotes?” Jeffery asked just to be sure. Alduiin nodded. “Wow,” Jeffery said. “Well, as you already know, my name is Jeffery, and I want you all to meet Hybrid!” As soon as Jeffery said this, Hybrid slipped off of Jeffery’s body, and formed their own.

“Hello,” Hybrid said. Alduiin and the twins were surprised at this, but then Alduiin asked.

“Wait, he’s a symbiote too, did you get him from Lee?”

“Yea,” said Jeffery. “Wait, you know Lee?”

“Indeed we do, and if you got Hybrid from Lee, that means,” Alduiin started.

“Cousin!” the twins cried with happiness. They then tackled Hybrid and were laughing the whole time. Hybrid was laughing too.

“H-Hold on you two,” Hybrid said still laughing. “It’s great for us to find out that we have new cousins too.”

"Well Alduiin the reason I called you was because I want to prevent an event from happening and also get rid of a foe that may or may not have just gotten free," Jeffery said letting Hybrid have his fun since it's a rare occurrence that a Klyntar is laughing and looking happy when not doing something violent. Alduiin was smiling at his children as they continued to laugh happily at the news of having a new cousin. He then turned to Jeffery.

“What event?” Alduiin asked.

"The changelings invasion of canterlot," said Jeffery. Alduiin took a moment to think on it.

“Will it be dangerous?” he asked.

“Nothing we can’t handle,” Jeffery said with a smile. Alduiin smiled back.

“Very well, what do we need to do?”

"Well it has come to my attention that the changelings are masters of hiding and they may already be ready to strike at Canterlot since I have no perception of time when I jump to help other Displaced. I think we should go to canterlot now...in stealth to make sure the invasion isn't going down" said Jeffery

“Right,” Alduiin. “Hop on, we can get to Canterlot faster if I fly us there.” Jeffery hops onto Alduiin’s back. The twins fuse fuse with Alduiin again in stealth mode, and Hybrid does the same with Jeffery. Alduiin then takes off, and heads towards Canterlot, using a shout to become ethereal and invisible to any sight, magic or otherwise.

In a few hours, they manage to arrive in Canterlot, and they both see that the wedding is already taking place.

“I’m going to find Twilight,” Jeffery says. “Come in when you think the time is right.” Alduiin nods at this and Jeffery jumps off. At first, Jeffery wonders how he’s going to find Twilight, then he hears Alduiin use another shout, a four worded one, and a portal opens up. Jeffery shrugs, then dives head first into the portal.

{Jeffery’s POV}

‘Gotta find them, gotta find them, gotta find them,’ I think as I race through the crystal catacombs.

‘Don’t worry, we’ll find them’ Hybrid says in my head. Suddenly, I hear singing off to my right. Found them. I rush to the source of the music, and I can see Cadence and Twilight. I also see three bridesmaids coming towards them. I shoot them with my webs and tie them to a wall. Cadence and Twilight look at me, surprised. Twilight’s about to say something, but I stop her.

“No time,” I say. “I’ll explain later. Right now, we need to stop Chrysalis.” They nod and we bolt out of the catacombs and down the hall. I break down the door and yell.

“STOP!” I cried. Everypony turns to look at me.

“Jeffery, what is the meaning of this?” Celestia asks me.

“That’s not Cadence,” I say pointing at the fake. “She is.” I then gesture to the real Cadence coming down the hall with Twilight. Everypony gasps, and turns to look at the fake.

“I-I don’t know what he’s talking about,” the fake says. “He’s obviously lying, I mean he’s a creature from another world, he could have just-”

“DO NOT LIE CHRYSALIS!” says a booming voice. Suddenly, Alduiin breaks through the glass just above them, and lands right behind me. Everypony looks at him, terrified. He glares at the fake Cadence, then uses a shout that gets rid of her disguise. She looks around shocked, then she looks at Alduiin, and smirks.

“I don’t know how you managed to destroy my disguise, but it matters not,” Chrysalis says. “The sheild surrounding the city is already heavily damaged, and now my children will break it!” The moment she says that, a large crashing sound is heard, and I can see the shield outside has broken. Changelings start to flood into the city. Chrysalis laughs, then flies out to meet her children. I turn to Twilight.

“Twilight!” I say. “You and your friends need to get the elements right now! Alduiin and I will hold off the changelings for as long as we can!” Twilight nods, and she, as well as the rest of her friends, run off towards the elements.

‘Is it go time?’ Hybrid asks in my head.

I nod and say, “It’s go time.” Hybrid goes out of stealth mode and fully fuses with me. We hop out the window and start kicking ass. As I web up, punch, kick, and throw changelings, I can see Alduiin breathing fire on them, using shouts, biting them, and tail-whipping them. This goes on for awhile, and I start to think we might win, until Chrysalis flies up in front of us.

{Third POV}

Alduiin and Jeffery/Hybrid look to Chrysalis as she flies up into the air. She looks at both of them, and starts to laugh.

“AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!” She laughs. “My, my, I have to say, you two are pretty powerful. I didn’t actually think that I would have to use my secret weapon.” As she says this, a pack of changelings appear, carrying a giant pod. The pod starts pulsing, almost like it’s alive. Chrysalis laughs again.

“Now, you all must be wondering what this is right?” she asks. “Well, I think you like meeting my finest child yet. He’ll certainly enjoy meeting his newest meal. Boys, I want you to meet, the Changeling Dragon!” The pod then began to crack, and then it broke open. A giant dragon flew out, bellowing in rage. It was a giant black dragon, with the eyes of a changeling, and holes were on random parts of it’s body, especially on its four legs. It’s wings were different too, because where there would normally be leather for the wings so the dragon could fly, the stuff the makes up the wings of a bug were there in it’s place. The beast charged at Alduiin, and slammed into him, taking them both out of the sky. Jeffery tried to follow, but Chrysalis shot a beam of magic at him. Jeffery turned to her, and started web-slinging.

Back on the ground, Alduiin shoved the Changeling Dragon off of him. The two dragons stood, glaring at each other, then they charged. Alduiin blasted the Changeling Dragon with fire, but it shot back with its own green fire. The dragons clashed, and bit at eachother. They butted heads, and shot fire again, then roared in anger at eachother.

“I am Alduiin, the king of the dragons, and you dare defy me?” Alduiin asked furiously. The Changeling Dragon just roared in response. Alduiin closed his eyes and used his power to look into the mental state of the dragon. He saw that the dragon had no will of its own, it was born to serve the changelings and do nothing else. Now Alduiin understood why this dragon sided with the changelings. It was forced to. He opened his eyes, only to see the dragon charging him. Alduiin used the unrelenting force shout and blew the dragon back. He took to the skies and blasted the dragon with fire, then turned to leave so he could deal with Chrysalis. However, the Changeling dragon wasn’t done yet, as it too, took to the skies. It then tackled Alduiin from behind and bit his neck while also blasting him with fire. It made Aduiin crash head first into the Canterlot castle. It then turned over and started to beat Alduiin viciously.

“Daddy!” Plague cried from inside Alduiin’s mind.

“No!” Amnesia cried afterwards, also from inside Alduiin’s head. Alduiin wanted to reply to his children, but the Changeling Dragon was beating him so badly that he couldn’t get a word out. Eventually, Alduiin went unconscious, and the dragon stopped. It turned away, and went to help Chrysalis. The twins unfused from Alduiin and started to shake him.

“Daddy?” Plague asked worriedly. “Daddy!”

“Daddy, please wake up,” Amnesia said. Alduiin however, did not reply. The twins began to think he was dead, and they began to cry.

“Aw, did someone hurt your daddy?” The twins looked up, It was Chrysalis.

“Y-You killed him!” Plague cried.

“Well, he was ruining my plans,” Chrysalis said. “It was the only fitting punishment.”

“Y-You killed him,” Amnesia said. “So now, we’re going to kill you.” Chrysalis was a little surprised at their words, but she became even more so when the twins started to turn into black blobs with outlines that were their respective colors. The two blobs formed together into one blob, and then started to grow. It grew and grew till it was the size of Alduiin, then it began taking shape. After a couple seconds, it became what appeared to be Alduiin, but it had two heads, two tails, and its scales were black. It opened its red eyes and looked straight at Chrysalis. It then spoke.

“WE ARE EPIDEMIC!” It shouted. “YOU HAVE KILLED ONE WHO IS CLOSE TO US! FOR THAT, YOU MUST PAY!” Epidemic then leaped at Chrysalis, and bit at her. It caught her in its jaws and flew up. It bit down on her, hard, before it threw her as hard as it could at the Changeling Dragon, which was currently fighting Jeffery.

{Jeffery’s POV}

This was really annoying. As I was fighting Chrysalis, her huge ass dragon had come up and started fighting me, letting Chrysalis escape. I could only assume that either one, Alduiin was dealing with other changelings, or two, he was unconscious. The dragon was about to breath fire down onto me, when suddenly it got slammed in the chest by Chrysalis, and they both flew into the mountainside.

‘Is Chrysalis helping us?’ Hybrid asked in my mind.

“I don’t think so, look,” I replied, pointing to where they had crashed. When the dust cleared, I could see that the Changeling dragon had already got himself off of the mountainside. Chrysalis was standing on top of it, and she looked bad. She was covered in her own green blood, and her face was twisted with pain. I then heard a massive roar, and looked toward its source. A black, two headed Alduiin was flying towards us at high speeds. It blasted the Changeling Dragon with blood red fire, then slammed it back into the mountain side. It started to rip apart the dragon, and soon the Changeling Dragon had a huge gash across its underside, with its innards sticking out. It, was dead. The new dragon let the Changeling Dragon drop, then it caught Chrysalis in its mouth. It bit down, then threw her at Canterlot castle. When she hit the ground, she made a little crater. The new dragon then charged down at her, but I jumped in front of her.

“STOP!” I yelled. The new dragon stopped and looked at me.

“OUT OF OUR WAY JEFFERY," It shouted. It’s voice sounded like the voices of the twins, speaking at the same time. I then realized, It was the twins. “SHE KILLED OUR FATHER!” I looked to where Alduiin was.

‘He’s not dead, just unconscious.’ Hybrid said.

“No he’s not,” I yelled at the twin’s new form. “He’s just unconscious.” The twins then looked to Alduiin, who was beginning to stir. The twins then separated.

“Daddy!” they cried as they rushed over to him.

I relax and realized that during this whole thing I could have used my Iron Spider suit. I then shrug and just follow the energetic twins.

‘Those two when merged can be scary. Also, we should keep these three as allies,since the inheritors are bound to come after you since you do fall under the spider totem area.'

I roll my eyes at my symbiote comment. As I finally arrive at Alduiin's body, "Man he is in bad shape." I commented off handedly.

"Shut up!" The twins said in unison.

"I was just saying." I said flately

Alduiin groans as he sits up right. Once fully upright he said, "He’s right,” Alduiin said. “That dragon did a number on me. Guess I shouldn’t have turned my back on him.”

"Well hindsight is 20/20" I then clap my hands together and say, "Well we saved canterlot from the changelings...kinda, we did more damage in this then the cannon of the TV show. So maybe us intervening might have been a bad idea. I'm not sure if I have enough stuff to patch you up."

"Perhaps, but too late to do anything about it now," said Alduiin “Besides, one of the main reasons we did this was to make everypony see you as more of a hero then before. And don’t worry about patching me up, I have a shout that can fix this.”

"I guess it worked, but I can guarantee Celestia will not want to see my masked face for a while since that fight destroyed a good part of her castle." I said as I let Hybrid take over.

"It was also a great cardio workout and a chance to see our cousins or would it be brother and sister since we are both spawn of Lee aka Venom...hmm. Nevermind that, it doesn't feel right in relation to any sense of normal continuity that the multiverse record keepers use.” Hybrid said.

I then smirk under my black mask and under the face of the Hybrid since my perception of reality is rubbing off on Hybrid. We then look to the trio from a different displaced verse to see if they’re as confused as a normal person would be. Alduiin looks completely unphased since it would appear as if he understood what we said. The twins look like they did not understand what we said at all.

(Elsewhere with Celestia)

Celestia's eyes are twitching since the damage done to canterlot is an insane amount. It’ll most likely cost billions of gold bits to repair all of the damage and hundreds of thousands in pony hours in labor. Spiderman is so going to be paying for this for an eternity by being stoned or something much worse. Probably the later since she wants to give him a chance at living in this new modern Equestria and since he also did help save the wedding. Yes, she would probably make pay for the damage, or make him repair it all, by himself. Yes, something like that would do just fine.

(Back with the ones who really matter.)

"Alduiin I don't recall if I did this yet, but I would like to give you a copy of my token,” I said. “The reason being is if you ever need me you can call me up on speed dial. Also, my other allies that you don't know of are on there. Ok it's just one since you know Lee already. That other Displaced I know of is Ironman, aka Jacob. I'm not sure if the numbers will work when you call them, but hey its good to know if your meeting a friend of your friend." I then go into my belt to search for my token to give it to one of the twins since Alduiin would snap it like a matchstick, whether by sheer bulk weight down on it, or by strength being too much for it to handle.

After a bit of searching I pull out my token from my utility belt and toss it to one of the twins. I did this so who ever gets it first can't blame me or Hybrid on favoritism or something like that. Plague catches it. It splits into two, and he hands the new one to Amnesia. They both absorb my token, then their eyes shimmer.

“Okay, your token is officially added to our store of tokens,” Plague said trying to sound smart. I chuckle, finding it funny.

"What so funny?” he asks.

“Nothing, I think that’ll be all since I can Tierk handle on my own and inheritors have not yet shown their ugly mugs around here and the empire hasn’t appeared yet,” I said. “Just remember you can call me for help anytime as long as I'm not with another person."

Alduiin nodded at this. A portal then opened up behind him and the twins. We said our goodbyes then the twins fused with Alduiin before jumping into the void. I sighed and was about to head home when I heard Princess Sunbutt shouting my name.

‘Oh no,’ I thought.

‘Should we run?’ Hybrid asked in my mind.

“Yes, running would be good,” I said, then bolted towards the Everfree forest and towards home.

Author's Note

Huy guys sorry about the long wait for a new chapter and that last one being crappy, but I had alot going on like I was graduating and things like that.
I promise that next chapter will be a pure hybrid. Also, a spider man villain will be hinted in the next chapter who ever finds it first when that chapter is out gets a prize.:pinkiehappy:

Huge thanks to the crossover partner Prince_Zodiac and his displaced story for crossing over

New Player: Spiderman! aka a crossover

-Craig POV-

The next morning I slowly rose from his slumber to the feeling of Scootaloo sleeping quietly next to me. To this I just smiled and got out of my bed then walked up to the windows and opened then as light flooded the room.

Second later i hear scootaloo say “Oh morning already i guess my day starts faster than normal”
To this i Laugh and say “forget about me that quickly Scoots”

I then see her turn to me and say “Oh dad sorry i forgot that you adopted me” with that she climbs out the bed and says “What have you got to do today?”

To this i smile and say “Well i’ve to find you a bed so you have somewhere to sleep. can’t have you sleeping in my bed every night”

To this she smiles and says “I guess you're right.” she then asks me “Do you mind if i use the shower first?”

To this i smile and say “go ahead”

“Thanks” with that she walks out of the room and i hear the bathroom door shut. seconds later i walk over to my desk and pick up my guitar then second later a small portal appears just above the desk a mobile phone appears on my desk. I then begin to think “what the hell is this?”

The phones voice mail said, "Hi listener I'm Jeffery the Spider man. If you need a friend, some help in a fight, just someone to talk to, hell a person to relate to use on speed dial 1 and I might pick up...ok where is off button on this...ah there."

“Oh so a merchant tricked this guy as well guess there is a lot of missing people in america. wonder he long he’s been trapped in Equestria”

Seconds later i hear the bathroom door open and see a wet Scootaloo walk back into the room as she says “Ah best shower in a long time” she then turns to look at me and says “hey what you found?”

I then turn to her and say “seems to be another token” I responded

“Cool can we. how did you phrase it? summon him.” said Scootaloo

"Yeah i don’t see why not but i guess it may be better to get everypony together no doubt that Twilight will want to see how this works.” I say

She then says “Yeah you're probably right about that.”

“Ok Scoots get dry and then could you get Rarity and Rainbow Dash and have them meet me possibly near Fluttershy’s explain to them what's going on.”

She then says “Yeah no problem” she then grabs her Scooter and rushed out of the door towards Carousel Boutique.

Seconds later i picked my guitar up of the floor on put it over my shoulder supported by the strap and left the house locking the door behind me.

(Spider Jeffrey's world)
(Jeffery pov)

As I run from a rather angry Celestia I let Hybrid take control to keep us moving faster then my spider speed. As Hybrid runs with my body in control, he web slings through Everfree. During our slinging through the trees, I let my mind wonder to random thoughts and idle hopes that I don't have to deal with clone me and the universe getting confused when someone calls on me and sends us both. Thus causing a major confusion for the other guy/girl/thing.

Once hybrid gets us the safest distance away from angry Celestia Fat-asseus Cake Addict (her full real name of my universe...it's a joke.) He swings us to our lab to rest and think. Since Alduiin really did a number on the changelings and ruined most likely screwed over a chance peaceful relations with them.

I also wonder who else has found my cell phone token and has yet to use it. I also realize I need to let lee know how Hybrid is doing. During my mental musing I feel my cell ring, this time before I answer I pick up my Iron spider suit. Which then reminds me I need to make some more suits to fight the power houses of my world; Tirek and Sombra.

-Craig’s World-

-Craig’s POV-

Once me and Scootaloo had gathered everyone in a field just outside the Everfree forest i turned and looked at everybody and said “Ok this may seem different but i’m going to call this Jeffery to us. I have no idea what he is like and if he is dangerous.” I then grab hold of my guitar and turn it into my sword then say “You can never be too careful. Please stand back” I then see everyone nod and take a few steps back and I press one on the phones speed dial to call Spiderman.

Seconds later a man dressed in a black spiderman suit with a red a gold backpack on appears in front of us and then says “Hello you called on your friendly neighborhood Displaced Spiderman."

I then look at him and say “pleasure to meet you you must be Jeffery, names Craig pleasure to meet you” I then put my hand out to him and we shake eachothers hands.

Seconds later I hear Rainbow Dash say “Who the costumed guy?"

"I am the Spiderman, Ironspider, and Hybrid." Said Jeffery.

I then look at him and say “Hybrid oh shit. please say you can control him?”

"So you're familiar with the Hybrid Klyntar, good and yes he is tame enough, much like Toxin and his first owner had a deal going." Said Jeffery then asked, "What are you and how did the Merchant trick you? And Rainbow Dash, you seem to be a consistent egomaniac...sweet"

To this I smile and say “well first I only know of hybrid from a game back home and maybe a comic or two. Second I don’t know of any Merchant I got dragged here by Discord before he escaped from stone. Third I am not based of anyone my powers came from the Discord messing around with me before I arrived in Equestria I basily can manipulate any power from any game I played back home.”

"Wow was the game you played for Hybrid info, Marvel Avenger Alliance on facebook. That is a cool power set you have." Said Jeffery.

“Yes and yes i guess my powers are pretty cool, especially the fact that i can do this” I then begin to hover above the ground.

"Well, I must ask what brings you to calling me?" Asked Jeffery

“I’ll be honest it was just curiosity. no other reason for it although I guess that I wanted my friends to know displaced exist and I didn’t make it up.” I admit

I said, "Well that is cool, well I figure as long as I'm here maybe we can have some fun."

I then look at him, slowly descend back onto the ground then ask “what do you have in mind?”

"I think maybe we both pranking on Celestia, also do you have a token I can have to summon you some other time?" Said Jeffery

I then smile and say “Yeah i have a token” I then grab my necklace from below my top and reach for the token attached to it. I then close my eyes and a replica of the blade appears in my other hand. I then look back at Jeffery then say “here you go” I then pass him the token.

Jeffrey puts the token in his belt.

I then look at him and say “I don’t think we should mess with Celestia. Don’t really want to get on her bad side after four days in Equestria.”

"You have been here only four days I have been in mine for about 1000 or so years." Said Jeffery

“yeah and I don’t think anypony here in Equestria would take that kindly.” I then smile and say “But maybe Pinkie and Rainbow could be good candidates for a prank?”

"Yes, they are good targets, should I use my iron spider suit or Hybrid, or stay as black suit spiderman?" Jeffery asked

“Probably for everyone’s safety stay as you are except for rainbow use your iron spidersuit to get her.”

We then hear both Pinkie and Rainbow Dash Shout “Not cool Craig”

I then smile and say “Not like you weren’t thinking of pranking me”

Jeffery said, "Or me." Then he chuckles

I then smile and say “How about to liven it up we have a challenge displaced VS ponies. whichever group pulls off the best prank wins” I then look at everyone and say “that OK with you lot”

"I am game" said Jeffery then Hybrid took over and said, "We are too."

I then hear Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie say “Do we get a head start you do have superpowers after all.”

I then look at Jeffery/Hybrid and say “what do you think?”

"We don't see why not." Said Hybrid

I then smile and say “OK girls we’ll give you a head start”

With that they all make a run for it as I hear Rainbow Dash shout “we will get you”

Jeffery whispers, "You know my spider sense will keep them from pranking us."

I then smile and say back “yeah and anyway I have a trick up my sleeve as well”

"What kinda of trick is it a way to get around the pinkie sense." Asked Jeffery

I then smile and say “All it takes is a bit of chaos”

"Discord?" Asked Jeffery

Seconds later Discord appears Behind him and says “you know it”

I then smile and say “the only creature Pinkie can’t predict.”

"Deadpool?" Jeffery asked

I then smile and say “I’ll give you that but i meant Discord.”

"Ok, well at least that's cool" said Jeffery

I then smile and ask “OK how do you think we should prank them?”

"By first tricking them into thinking we didn't do anything and managed to prank all there friends and after they are so paranoid from this they don't sleep. Then the next day when they pass out from sleep needin we then laugh since they pranked themselves." Said jeffery

I then hear Discord say “that really won’t work Pinkie won’t sleep when she’s focused on" something”

"Everyone need sleep eventually, so they will pass out if they don't or better yet we could just prank Celestia and frame Pinkie and Dash." Said Jeffery

I then shake my head and say “I’m not framing my friends”

Seconds later we hear a voice behind us say “You think i’d let you prank dash by yourself”

We both then turn around and see Scootaloo standing there with a smile as i say “Defecting to the dark side are we?”

She then smiles and says “yeah and besides they won’t expect me to be working with you"

Jeffery said, "they will not."

"I guess you're right” i admit. Seconds later I say “OK I think thats enough a head start for Dash and Pinkie. lets get started” I then look at Discord and tell him “You take Pinkie, Jeffery Scootaloo we’ll take Rainbow” Seconds later Discord nodded at me then disappeared.

Seconds later i ask “either of you got an idea on how to get Rainbow?”

To this Scootaloo just looks and me then says “No idea”

I then turn to jeffery and say “You got any. Any that don’t include Celestia or destroying the town."

"I do you familiar with Cupcakes story?" Asked Jeffery

To this i frown and say “yes i’m familiar with that grimdark Fanfiction, but lets not talk about that here.” I then realise what he is implying and shout “No we are not doing that to her. We would essentially ruin her life!” I then stop as i realise “Hybrid’s talking isn’t he”

"No, that as me. I can be a bit of a sick person." Said Jeffery then Hybrid then took over and said, "

Well we could since dash know almost every prank in the book. Try something random, like... maybe have her house filled with a huge timed explosion that will cover her and her house in whipped cream and honey.then leave clues that make it look like Pinkie Pie did it then have those two go at it, while we rig some of their war pranks blow up in there face."

I then say "OK and how would we set everything up incase you don't know I can’t walk on clouds”

Jeffery said after hybrid retreated, "Do you have a cloner machine since well I don't know the limits of your abilities, or maybe you could ask Twilight to help you. After, that we start up the prank."

Seconds later Scootaloo says “Or I could just set it up”

I then sigh and say “Yeah but you can’t climb up to her cloudhouse”

"Well I could fly her up there." Said Jeffery

I then ask “You up for that Scoots?”

“Oh definitely. When can we start?”

"Let's get the stuff first, also who should get the incriminating evidence to frame Pinkie?" Asked Jeffery.

“And what would you recommend. It’s not like we have a party cannon we can set everything in.”

"Ok, well I'll be back getting the gear" said Jeffery as he walks to a party store

I then shout “OK See you later”

(Jeffery’s POV)

I start to the party store. As I walk there I smile since I have money on my person. Once I get there I enter, but I stop dead since I see pinkie pie taking all the park gear.

Seeing this I take a chance and take some of her hair.

Then store it away I then said to Pinkie, "Hey Pinkie, I have an idea for you."

Pinkie then stares at me and asks “and what idea’s that Jeffo?”

I replied, "Why don't you have me help prank my team, in exchange you keep me out of pranks. Who else would expect a double cross"

“hasn’t Scootaloo already sided with you?”

I replied, "Yes, but since due to that I figured why not have a double agent. So what do you say?"

“I don’t see why it’s a bad idea. it’s not like you just took a bit of my hair.”

"I must ask Pinkie do you break the fourth wall?" I asked curiously

"Oh you mean when i talk to people nopony else can see? Yeah all the time"

"Yes, well its interesting to peer into the multiverse isn't it? Well let's get working." I replied smiling

“Yeah. Do you have a plan to deal with Dashie?” she asks

"Why do you ask?" I asked

“Oh I just heard you and Craig talking about using me to start a prank war between me and Dashie, and frame me for a prank at her home. Was that your plan?”

"Well I thought, maybe rig a timed trap that when Dashie is asleep it goes off and completely covers her and her house in either whipped cream or frosting." I answered

“Oh thats why you got my hair to use it to say that i was there. you know you could that by ripping the corner of a wonderbolt poster in her room for the same effect right?

"Really, she is that easy?" I questioned

“Yeah she idolises the Wonderbolts. Damage a poster and she would be mad. "

"Oh, want to help me do this?" I asked smiling.

“Yeah I would be fun to trick Dashie and that way i get to work out what Craig will want at his Welcome to Ponyville Party"

"Cool, do you think that I should do the ripped poster or the frosting prank." I inquired

“Why not both?” she asks

"Great idea" I replied smiling then I asked, "Do you know know where I can get the whipped cream to do this prank?"

Author's Note

This is a multipul part crossover with The Dark Brony and his story

part 2 to a new player

-Craig’s POV-

As me and Scootaloo walk up the street we felt the strange feeling of unease as we imagined one of our friends planning to jump out of nowhere and get us earlier rather than later.

later I turn around “Does something feel strange to you or is it just me?” I asked Scootaloo.

Scootaloo looked at me with a raised eyebrow “Yeah like someponies watching us,”

“I wonder” I look around, I close my eyes and check for life around us. Seconds later I feel Twilight standing in a nearby alleyway. I open my eyes and sighed, tilting my head to the ground in disipointment “I can see you Twilight come out!”

From behind the corner of the stone wall, Twilight reveals herself, walking out from behind the Alleyway “Hello again, Craig” she said, grinning in an evil way.

“Was there something you wanted to ask me?”

She smiles as she pulls out a small chalkboard “Prepare to be pranked, what is 658 x 823 x 45?”

I stared at her in disbelief, for once I thought Twilight had lost it “That’s the best you got Twilight”

I look at Scootaloo and see her mouth touching the ground “Have you ever pulled a prank in your life!?”

“A math problem is not a prank, Twilight”

“It is if it’s a hard one!” Twilight said shaking her hoof at me.

I shook my head in disappointment “No, the mare-do-well fiasco was a better prank than this... that was a prank. this is just a poor excuse of a badly thought up plan,”

She rubs the back of her head with her hoof and nervously laughs “Yeah I guess it is, back to the drawing board I guess,”

“Or you could help us prank everyone else?” Scootaloo grinned.

“You heard Craig Scootaloo, I’m no good at pranking, what use would I be” Twilight said, lowering her head.

She looks up at me and Scoots “But what about the whole ponies versus displaced thing. If I join you it would no longer be us versus you and Jeffery.”

“Scootaloo turned to the dark side. why not you to?” I I evilishly grinned

“Come on Twilight!” Scootaloo tried to say in a deep voice, but failed due to her small vocalcordes that were held in her throat “Join the dark side, we have cookies~”

Scootaloo then magically rose a cookie into her field of vision with her hoof. She bit into it, small brown crumbs covered her mouth as she chewed very slowly. Twilight laughed, tears of joy fell from her purple eyes, she brought her hoof close to her eye and wiped the tears away with one swipe.

“Twilight you are the one of the strongest unicorns in Equestria. If you work with us I don’t think Rainbow would stand much of a chance” I said, crossing my arms close to my chest.

Twilight thought for a moment, though I did have my doubts about her agreeing to join us “Make them daisy flavor and we have a deal”

“Deal!” Me and scoots say in unison.

Scootaloo brings out a basket from behind her filled to the brim with cookies. Twilight levitates a cookie from the basket and brings it close to her mouth, The purple unicorn bites down on the soft doe and chews with her mouth open. “These are good what did you put in them?”

Scootaloo take out a cookie from the basket, examining it “Just flour, milk, sugar and…”

I noticed Twilights legs began to wobble and her eyes slowly closed “Why do I feel so tired?” Twilight said, strafing left and right.

Scootaloo looks at Twilight with the most evil smile I saw, it would sure out-match the wicked smile of discord “That would be the last ingredient... Sleeping powder”

I then smile and inform Twilight “And that!” I motioned my hand towards Scoots “Is how you pull a prank,”

Twilight collapses to the on the cold dirt and begins to snore. I then look at Scootaloo “Well done! You are a lot like Dash you know that?”

She looks at me with wide eyes “Yes!” She pumps her hoof in the air in excitement.

I kneel down, grab Twilight and put her over my shoulders. I look over at Scootaloo “Scootaloo grab hold of one of my legs”

She then looks at me with a confused look and asks “why what are you doing”

“Showing you what it’s like to be Twilight. We’re going to teleport”

Scootaloo then grabs hold of my let then says “this is going to be awesome!”

I then smile and say “All aboard next stop Twilights library” i then place two fingers on my forehead and we disappear from the street.

-Jeffery’s POV-

After a small amount of information where to get the whipped cream. I proceed to get it, while in the Iron-Spider suit. Once i hull the damn thing up to Dash's house along with a homemade timer and pressure plate to go off when Dash lays down on her bed. After finishing the deed with help from Alpha Red, since my trap rigging know how sucks.

I fly back to find Craigie, hoping that I do find him. My thoughts also start to drift to what I can do in my world since I really don't want to have a life of unrelenting super heroics, sleep, tinkering, and preparing for an event that may never happen.

During my thinking, my spider sense goes off. To which I barely get time to react, by barrol roll out of the way. What I managed to dodge is a speed flying Rainbow Dash. Seeing the Cyan blurr fly by me I decided to test the limits of the Suit flight capability.

Dash looks behind her most likely she hears my suit propulsion system flying to catch up with her. She stops to question me I hope since well she did nearly crash into me, but didn't question it. Which I find odd since, that must mean she see a bunch of weird ass shit flying and doesn't question it.

I say to Alpha Red, "Alpha Red, play Iron protocol music from my Iphone."

Alpha Red said with the british accent sounding like Alfred from batman, "On it sir."

As stop to hover and wait for Dash to catch up Black Sabbath's Iron Man is playing through the speakers in the suit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2owt3depq2o

Dash flies to me and said, "What the hell are you?"

I answer smirking, "It's me Spiderman."

"What do you want." Asked Dash

"I want to race you if you are up for it." I retort.

Dash said after smirking, "I'll race and beat you."

"Ok from here to Celestia's throne room." I answer her unasked question of location.

Dash taking no chances of being beaten starts to fly away to Canterlot. To which I then use the flight systems in my suit to start flying after Dash. I actually start to catch up to her rather easily, I chuckle and change the music to a random song for racing.(reader pick)

As we race I laugh since I am passing her with my suits flight capabilities. This has strangely kept my mind off the stress and craziness I have been having due to everything.

"Feels good doesn't it to relax, maybe this was what you needed a fun displacement call in to unwind." Hybrids voice chimes in my head.

I nod in agreement since Hybrid might be right. I did need this since back home was nothing, but stress and major events of my little pony since time skipped ahead while I visited other displaced and help them.

During my thought I auto path my fight and don't even notice dash is now ahead of me until Alpha Red says, "Sir, Miss Dash is now in the lead. Permission to change from autopilot back to manual control?"

This snaps me out of my muessing and I said, "Alpha Red, permission granted, and reroute 50% of the power to the thrusters." I start accelerate forward, as I fly around all the clouds dash puts in my way. Even with this going on I pass Dash after about 22 seconds.

As we both get close to Canterlot, I feel a sonic boom and then see a rainbow blur move past me headed at Celestia's castle. I then stop since well I lost and I'm not willing to maybe destroy all of space time to win a race.

-Craig’s POV-

Once we arrived at the Library I heard Scootaloo shout “That was awesome”

To this is smile and say “Yeah I know, although i have only managed to teleport five ponies at a time”

We then hear a voice from above say “Thats still pretty impressive” I then look up to see Spike above us. He then continues to say “what did you do to Twilight?”

To this i smile and say “We have a prank war between me, another displaced and Scootaloo VS everyone else. We have just pulled a prank on her.”

Spike then asks “What was the prank?”

“We tricked her into eating a cookie that had sleeping powder mixed in with it.” explained Scootaloo.

I then smile and say “she’ll be asleep for a bit but she’ll be fine after she wakes up.”

Spike then smiles and says “at least she’ll be fine when she wakes up.” Then the sound of the sonic rainboom echos loudly.

I then turn and look outside to see the remains of a sonic rainboom radiating across the sky. I then turn to Scootaloo and Spike and declare “looks like Jeffery and Rainbow Dash are doing something stupid. Spike look after Scootaloo i’ll be back in a bit.” to this they both nod their heads and i then proceed to place two fingers on my forehead and teleport towards where the sonic rainboom originated from.

-Jeffery’s POV-

I am flying to Twilight's tree to maybe prank Twi. As I fly I wonder what everyone is thinking seeing the sonic rainboom. I then land on the ground and shit back to normal costume mode, then start looking Craig.

I am walks now thru town looking. During my search I find the library and enter inside of it. Seeing Scootaloo in there I say, "Hi, Scootaloo."

Scootaloo said, "Hi..."

"What?" I asked

The orange pegasus said, "You just missed Craig he left to find you and Dash."

"Oh, well might as well sit and wait for him to return" I said taking a seat in a chair I then close my eyes to nap letting Hybrid take over for now.

-Hybrid's Pov-

After we take control of Jeffery we look around to take in our new surroundings. Seeing the orange one that Jeffery had talked too. We asked, "Hello, when do you think Craig, will reappear with Skittles?"(k)

Scootaloo shrugs, "Not sure, but I hope its soon since you're kinda creepy looking"

"Well we are sorry" We apologize as we shift our look to a less scary look. Doing so causes Scootaloo to relaxes quickly.

Scootaloo asked, "So, what do you and Jeffery even do for fun?"

"Um well Jeffery just tinkers and uses his skills to prep for anything to go wrong strangely enough, we do play chess."

"Wow that's kinda lame." Said Scootaloo

"Well I can teach you how to play." We said

Scootaloo raises an eyebrow and said "Sure why not we can kill some time."

Well after finding Twilights chess board and all the pieces for it. We set it up, and get ready to play.

-Craig’s POV-

As I reappear I look around to see a Rainbow coloured blur Flying towards canterlot Castle and think “Oh god, what has Jeffery done now?”

I then begin to fly at max speed and within second have covered a few hundred metres to catch up to the blur that is Rainbow Dash, as I got closer I shout, “Hey Dash wait up!”

To this she momentarily looks back and see’s me gaining on her and begin to slow down. Once she stops she looks at me and say, “Good to see you Craig, have you seen the guy in that awesome suit of armour? Me and him were having a race.”

I then smile as I tell her “I hate to disappoint you but you were talking to Jeffrey, he was using his Iron Spider suit. My guess is that he decided he couldn’t win and stopped racing you and headed back to town to rest” I then stop and say “Oh shit. we need to get back now”

To this Rainbow Dash looks at me in confusion and asks “Why is there a problem?”

I then look at her with a hint of fear in my eyes and tell her “If Hybrid's in control then yes there could be. He’s dangerous.”

To this she looks at me and asks “Nightmare Moon level dangerous or Discord dangerous?”

I then quickly say “more dangerous than them both.” I then turn my head and look back at ponyville then ask “want to get back extremely quickly?”

“What do you have in mind” she asks clearly interested

I then smile as I realise that she has never been teleported before I then look back to her and announce “Instant Transmission”

She then stares at me in confusion and says “Instant what?”

“Instant Transmission. It’s that techniques I used when i was battling against Discord in the palace two days ago. When we were travelling around to save everypony I used it to move us a lot faster. All you need to do is grab hold of my leg and I can get us back to Ponyville in seconds”

She then smirks and says “If you can get back to Ponyville that fast I will personally train under you and learn some of your tricks.”

To this I smile and say “Grab one of my legs and I’ll get you there before you can blink”

She then carefully places one of her hooves on my leg as I slowly place two finger on my forehead and tell her “Off we go” second later we disappear from the sky.

-Twilight’s Library-

Once we get back to Twilight's Library, I see Hybrid and Scootaloo playing...wait is that chess? i then laugh and say “Chess that brings back memories. I used to play with my cousin and dad before everything happened.” I then look at Hybrid and ask him “hows Scoots doing Jeff?”

Hybrid said, "Jeffery is asleep, we're in control, and Scootaloo is doing good, she is surprisingly a fast learner."

“Thats brilliant, Oh and sorry about getting you two mixed up” I said quietly

"How, we look different for Jeffery." Asked Hybrid raising the eyebrow area of his face.

I then shake my head and say “you give off a similar energy to him I use that instead of how you look.” I then continue say “I struggle to remember people from how they look plus it helps to check if it is them i’m talking to”

"Oh anti-changeling measures clever." Hybrid said with smile

To this scootaloo looks at us confused and asks “what’s a Changeling?”

Hybrid then moves his queen and said, "Check mate."

I then smile and say “Check again Hybrid” I then move Scootaloo’s knight and take his Queen and say "Slightly off”

"Nice use of telekinesis." Said Hybrid who has his bishop take a pawn and said, "Should we answer Scootaloo's question?"

I then say “That event hasn’t happened yet. there whole race is unknown at the moment they may as well not exist”

"True, but you should alway get everyone prepared so you can maybe do better than Jeffery since we kinda screwed up going for the peaceful method, due to reasons." Said Hybrid

I then smile and say “What did he do, Call in a Displaced to help him?”

"Yes, but the attack was already going on so we couldn't do much else. Though some good did happen we did meet some of my cousins...sisters...still don't know on the classification for that." said Hybrid scratching his head then he shrugged.

“why do i get the feeling there are more symbiotes in the multiverse"

Second later scootaloo asks “What event, what did they do, what attack, whats a symbiote?” she asked quickly

Hybrid said, "To answer all the questions. Yes there is are more Symbiotes, in fact we got spawned from a Displaced Venom. The questions I'm not sure if we should answer them due to as Pinkie Pie would say spoilers."

Seconds later we hear Scootaloo moan and say “oh come on dad, not even a hint.”

To this i shake my head and say “Sorry Scoots no can do, the event has to happen it’s imperative that it does. One small change could mess the timeline up even more than my existence already has?”

Hybrid is thinking now when he says,"Might as well tell her, since then maybe you can be ready. Plus who know she may know some."

I then sigh and tell him “thanks to Celestia, I can see through any illusion. this includes the Changeling's ability to change how they look.”

Seconds later Scootaloo screams “Come on dad! I want to know about these Changeling. for all we know my special talent could be finding them!”

To this I smile, look at Hybrid then back to Scootaloo and tell her “A changeling is a bug like pony that are covered in what seems like black armour plating. They can change their shape into anypony they see, use magic and fly. They feed of love to survive, and this is the reason why they disguise themselves as ponies you know and trust.” I then turn to Hybrid and say “anything you’d like to add?”

"Yes, they taste like pork, that is is honey glazed, and they also share a hive mind link" said Hybrid.

I then smile, look back at Scootaloo and tell her “OK thats the non world breaking things we can tell you Scoots. However we can’t tell you about the specific event.”

To this she begins to inquisitively ask “Why?”

“Let me think Scoots. Discord should be back in stone, but instead he is in my head and at the moment trying to prank Pinkie”

"Yeah, good way of not causing a panic. " said Hybrid with a smirk.

I then smile and asked “Did Jeffery get the stuff we need to pull off the prank?”

"Yes," Said Hybrid then he asked showing a very out of character ammount of care, "can we ask you a huge favor when Jeffery wakes and takes control?"

Dash then said before I could speak, "Hey Red guy you never answered what is a Symbiote."

Hybrid said, "Oh, sorry about that Skittles. Symboties or Klyntars as they are really called are and I quote from Jeffery's memory from the best source of info he has also this is the condensed answer. Klyntars are normally benevolent beings that travel the universe to help the universe by turning people into the ideal warrior at the right times. The balance though must be perfect, or else the Klyntar may become corrupt. A one of the Klyntar's will basically tell lies and false truths to ruin the name of their race, plus also be murderous psychos like Carnage and slightly like Venom, but they might be exception we aren't sure."

I then whisper, “And at some point you”

"In cannon 616 marvel yes, but our respective Displaced reality no, Jeffery is keeping us in check and also it is slowly changing our personality and outlook." Said Hybrid honestly.

“But didn’t you says seconds ago that if the balance is incorrect you will lie? How do we know that's not the case now?”

"Due to this." Said Hybrid who then starts to do the Pinkie promise with words and motions and once done, "We promise that all we have said and will say out our information is the truth."

Second later me, Scootaloo and Rainbow Dash look at each other as I say, “sound legit”

"May we continue a little bit of what information we're going to give off that we have left, or do any of you three have any questions?" asked Hybrid

To this the three of us shake our heads however seconds later we hear a voice behind us say “Yeah, I’ve got one. What the hell Craig! you said we were on the same side and then you and Scootaloo prank me!”

"Oh Twilight, wow didn't think you were going to wake yet. Did you take notes on what we said?" Hybrid asked it is unknown if he is joking.

“Yes I did, but i’ll talk to you later.” she then turns back to me and says “I’m waiting”

I then sigh and say “Somebody needed to show you how to pull a real prank, and besides I wasn’t going to prank my daughter was I?”

"You could, it would have strengthened the family bond." Said Hybrid sagely

Second later Scootaloo said “I doubt it, besides I know my dad would be able to tell if I was going to trick him.”

I then smile and rub Scootaloo’s head then say “Thanks”

To this she just grins at me and says “Oh come on if it was the opposite way round would you be any different?”

“Probably not?” I admit. I then turn back to Hybrid then say “did anything strange happen when you were gathering what we needed for the prank?”

"Nope." Said Hybrid since it's not a lie strange is a relative term for the person whose perspective it is.

I then look at him and say “so Pinkie predicting everything Jeffery did wasn’t strange?”

"Not really" said Hybrid

Seconds later Rainbow dash says “It’s just Pinkie being Pinkie”

Hybrid said, "Ok."

“you're not finding it strange that i know what happened but i wasn’t there?”

"No, since you're just pulling a Deadpool, by breaking the fourth wall to read an earlier chapter." Hybrid retorted.

To this I laugh and mutter out “Yeah OK you got me”

Hybrid nods and laughs too.

Second later i realise something and say “Oh shit”

"What?" Asked Hybrid

“I just realised that Pinkie is working with us now, and Discord is getting ready to prank her."

"Oh not good...wait we never promised that Discord would never strike." Said Hybrid

I then look at him and quickly admit “It doesn’t matter. The only reason I pranked Twilight was to show her how to do a real prank.” I then close my eyes and whisper “I hope this works” I then close my eyes try to sense Discord.

As I reached out across the town i manage to sense him then latch onto to his brainwaves. I then telepathically shout to him “Discord stop! she’s on our side”

He then stutters out “Since when can you contact me this easily”

“Mutant powers.” I admit “anyway come back to Twilight's library. We’re all here”

“OK Craig see you soon”

I then open my eyes back in the library and say “thank god I stopped him.”

Hybrid smiles and said, "Twi, we can answer all questions now if you want."

Twi said, "Ok" then she magics to her a new note book. Then asked, "Why do you speak when talking about yourself use 'we'?"

Hybrid answered, "Since we are made of four different Klyntar's, whose names are Lasher, Agony, Riot, and Phage."

Twilight wrote that down and asked, "Is this thing normal?"

"No" answered Hybrid "it isn't since we are a rare case."

"How do you reproduce" asked Twilight still writing.

"Genetic randomization then we drop off a portion of ourself that we genetically randomized. That offspring is then left to fend for himself unless they are the 1000th spawn of us. Then they lose all genetic memory. With that they would be mentored by for the most mentally stable of the Klyntar in the planet at the time." Said Hybrid

Twilight asked, "Are you going to spawn soon, if so can we get a Klyntar to study?"

Hybrid is thinking then said, "We are not close sorry. Wait let us check our gene time" then Hybrid closes his eye, after doing so Hybrid said, "Soon probably before we leave we will be spawning, but if we do you guys are getting it. Be careful though with it since it may be a bit hard to control."

Twilight said, "Yay, I promise to take care of it."

Hybrid said, "Ok Twilight...we wonder is the pranking is still going on."

Twilight was about to go grammar nazi on Hybrid to which I would have laughed, but she doesn't for some reason.

Hybrid smiles and said, "So what, else do you wish to ask of us."

Twilight asked, "What do Klyntar's eat?"

"We take nutrients from our host that is excess and not necessary to the host." Said Hybrid

Twilight writes that down and said, "Cool, I think that is all."

Seconds later I hear Rainbow Dash say “Come on guys this is boring.”

I then look at her and say “if you want to go home you can. i’m sure you could use a rest, not like you don’t do it often when you are supposed to be working”

She then looks at and sighs then say “fine” she then turns to walk out the however just before she leave she say “I’ll see you all later” and with that she walks out of the house and then begins to fly towards her cloud house.

As soon as we can no longer see her in view I turn to Hybrid and ask “Is everything ready?”

Hybrid nods and then said, "Yep."

I then place my hands together, tap my fingers together and say “Excellent”

Hybrid said, "It is excellent," Hybrid then doubles over and the said some what pained, "but if you don't mind it seems out mental clock for when we will pawn is very off also Jeffery will be awake in about ten minutes." Hybrid then slides off Jeffery and then slithers his/there body over to the bathroom then uses a tendril to slam the door shut.

Twilight said, "Well that is interesting, it seems that the Symbiotes are able to act like a water when they are hostless, need to keep a mental note of that for whomever gets Hybrids spawn, who until properly named should be called singularity for point of conversational convenience. That also begs the question to do Kylntar's even have genders or is it just that that assign one based on who their first host is, to dictate such identification." She then continues to ramble on about science stuff that isn't important to normal people/ponies.

I then turn back Scootaloo and ask her “So what do you think about this whole Kylntar thing?”

To this she smiles and say “Pretty Cool”

I then look at both Scootaloo and Twilight and say “When it comes down to it what would you two call it?”

To this they both shrug at me then say “no idea”

I then scratch my head and say “If it was me i’d call it something like Bii Sah Spaan which means Blue Phantom Shield in the language of dragons well maybe change the first bit depending on its colour though i’d probably shorten it”

To this Twilight says “I guess you do have ties to that Draconic language” she then looks at me then asks “what is the name of the language?”

“I believe that it’s Dovahzul”

Hybrid comes out 9 and a half minutes later with a white and blue mix goo bundle then said, "Ok this is the first spawn of Hybrid, who want this little one of ours? Whom ever gets it gets to name it."

Jeffery is still sleeping and he appears to be having the best sleep he has had for a while.

Twilight then looks at me and Declares “Craig you have it. you probably know more about them than us”

I then look at her then turn my head towards Scoots and say “You both OK with that”

To this she smiles and says “Yeah why not. I don’t want a cutie mark in looking after aliens anyway.”

I then turn back to Hybrid and say “looks like the little guy goes to me”

Hybrid then tosses the Klyntar onto me and then starts to slide onto me. The Klyntar slides on it feels cold as it comes on. I then begin to shudder then say “Man that feels feels weird. it feels like someone's poured ice cold water down my back”

Seconds later Discord appears behind me and says “Craig we need to” however he stops then gestures towards the Klyntar sliding across my body then asks “What is that?”

I then look towards him and say “This would be a Klyntar. it’s the same thing as Hybrid.” Seconds later it begins to crawl towards my face and it slowly covers my face leaving what looks like a dark blue suit covering my entire body.

I then hear Scootaloo say “wow dad you look different”

Seconds later Twilight looks at me and says “This is amazing I need to record this” with that she creates yet another notebook and starts to write me more notes.

Hybrid goes back and rebinds with Jeffery, then Hybrid said, "Don't get power drunk on the Klyntar's extra powers."

I then smile and say “don’t think that will be an issue. I’ve got powers that can do anything. If it was going to happen it would have happened already”

"Ok." Said Hybrid then he asked, "So, you think Dash will be mad?"

I then smile and ask “Want to find out?”

"Not really." Said Hybrid

“OK then fine by me” I then shuts his eyes whisper “three, two, one action” I then reach towards Hybrid's shoulder and allow him to see an image of Rainbows house and seconds later we see an explosion of cream fill it to the point of it bursting. I then telepathically shout to her “and you're out. Ponies lose Displaced win. Better luck next time Dashie.”

Hybrid laughs and said, "That is funny, man we wonder if Skittles will come back to hurt us now." Then pats my back and said, "Promise us if you find Venom's token tell him we are ok and not as crazy as the canon counterpart."

I then smile and say “She will tomorrow but you’ll be gone by then” I then look back to him and says “Do you mind telling me what i should look out for if i ever find his token?”

"It looks like a mini scythe” Hybrid explained

“good to know” I then continue to say “and i’m going to guess that i’m likely to see him looking like Venom?”

"Maybe , maybe not quite frankly Lee might be bound to Twilight and look different. Other then that we think that's it." Said Hybrid.

I then smile and say “I they are a perfect match for eachother i would guess Lee’s a bit of a bookworm.”

"No clue, but we figure they would since Lee isn't acting like Venom of cannon 616, they are." said Hybrid then he said, "Jeffery is up now."

Jeffery said, "Well what did I miss when I was asleep?"

To this I smile, gesture towards myself and say “take a few guesses”

"Hybrid spawned." Jeffery answered then said, "Wait don't answer I'm right aren't I. Did Skittles fall for our prank?"

To this I smile then say “Hook, line and sinker, oh and i’d be ready to make a quick escape if I was you”

"Well for quick escape just say our contract is done then I'm gone." Said Jeffery

“In that case you may want to get ready”

We then hear someone shout “Craig you're so dead”

I then look back at Jeffrey and say “Rainbows on her way. Listen if you ever need help don’t hesitate to give me a call.”

"Can do." Said Jeffery

I then salute him and say “our contract is done” and he then disappears.

(Jeffery's PoV)

After returning home I smile and feel so much better since I had my great nap. Plus Hybrid spawning now give me a reason to talk with Lee. Before I can even think about using Lee's token I get a phone call to which I answer and get dragged away.