In a normal day in Equis, exactly in Ponyville train station, where ponies and different sentiment beings. They would come and go through the train station. But on this day was a new being, a human being. The human was dark-skinned, he had a buzz-cut that faded at the ends of his head and he was 6ft 6in. Oh and his name is Jeremy.
Jeremy was not happy...no he was pissed! "how can you be in bed at one point but, then end up being transported to another world were he snuggled with Princess Celestia!?" Jeremy didn't even know that she was ruler of the country, but since he was friendly with her; he was given a sack of bits and told to buy a house and a job.
Sighing, Jeremy looked at the ponies that walked around the train station, "Their so freaking small" he thought. They probably couldn't fit him In the furniture, or the houses at all. Knowing that he would still had to get a house and a job he took a deep intake of air and disappeared through the crowds of ponies.
Jeremy walked inside the doors of Ponyville's Office and sat down at one of the chars that was really a tight fit. Observing the office, there was only four ponies present at the office. Jeremy smiled, knowing that he wouldn't have to wait so long, but stopped when he felt a pair of eyes looking at him. He turned in his seat to find a aqua blue pony with a pink mane; was staring at him with...lust in her
eyes. Jeremy averted his eyes quickly and slept.
His dreamscape was a plain white void that had black sludge like water. In the middle of it was Jeremy, his eyes were empty and oozed out the same black substance and out of his mouth. With no emotion Jeremy sung these lines:
"I know you've been goin' through some things, uh huh"
"I know you don't even love the same, do you, do you"
"I know you been runnin on empty, runnin on empty"
"The way you move its like you could use a vacation"
"Drink in your hand and the harder you dance"
"I swear right now it look like your on a vacation-"
Jeremy woke up to the sound of a bell. The pony at the stand seem annoyed. Jeremy was a little embarrass but decided to gulped it down and walked forward to the stand. "Sir what do you need in this hour in Ponyville I've been waiting for you for about 30 minutes," the mare said annoyed.
"Well my name is Jeremy and I came from Cantorlot to buy a house or an apartment and possibly a job."
The mare started to get some papers, "Ok I need you to sign these identification papers and ill hand you a book of houses and apartments. The job though, you'll have to find it on your own." Jeremy was handed a clipboard with some papers and catalog of house and apartments. For a good ten minutes, Jeremy filled out the papers and found an apartment (since he couldn't afford a house) it was a 2 bed 2 bath and included high ceilings.
"Ill take the apartment on west rooked," Jeremy said showing the mare to see.
The mare nodded, "I believe we made good business Mr. Dark, here's your papers for the bought apartment and the key. Also a map of the village just in case you get lost."
Jeremy smiled and walked out the door, "thanks,"
"No Problem! my names Jelly Breeze!" Jeremy heard as he walked out into the night.
Waking up in his apartment, Jeremy looked at his master bedroom. The room was quite furnished and had everything he needed except, food and a console, preferably the PS4. Getting out of bed, Jeremy washed himself and got dressed and swiftly walked out of his apartment with his keys.
In the streets of Ponyville, Jeremy walked inside of a café called "Coffee Lafayette". Taking a seat in the back Jeremy say across from him four ponies and a dragon....DRAGON?! The group look at Jeremy with the same look of surprised he had when he saw them. the first one was a purple mare that look at him like a science experiment. The orange and cyan blue one though had a look of "I'm going to break every single bone in your body," but the last one, the buttery yellow Pegasus that hid in her long pink mane.
Jeremy felt like he needed to leave but stopped upon a light gray mare sitting down with him. She had a patch over one eye but the other one was a beautiful golden-yellow iris.
"My name is Derpy Hooves, you shouldn't worry about them, they kind of protective of the village." introduced Derpy.
"Ohh...my names Jeremy, what's with them anyway? So protective and shit?
"They're part of the Elements of harmony, a force that can remove the evil or banish the being its self," said Derpy nonchantly.
"What?!, whatever then, Would you perhaps have breakfast with me?" offered Jeremy.
Derpy laughed, I would love to.
As the pair was eating they chatted. "So what did you do before you came here," said Derpy while digging In her plate of food.
"I did a assortment of jobs before I came here, the last jobs I had were boxing and mechanic,"
"What's a mechanic?" question Derpy
"A mechanic is a guy who repairs vehicles such as for example a carriage."
'So you mean like a blacksmith?"
"Y-yea I guessed so," said Jeremy waving it off.
The pair finish there meals and paid the bill and they were on there way.
"Hey Jeremy its been nice meeting you but I need to get back to work."
"see you then," answered Jeremy.
Derpy begin to walked out of the door but stopped for a moment and said, "theres an open spot at the spa, that could help you," With that noted she walked out.
Jeremy thought about that, maybe he could take up that offer. "I should, but I don't have much skill in that category, Ill need help but, were can I find it?"
