Heartbreak

by Ham is tasty

Rating: teen
Tags: Random, Tragedy, Sad, Romance, Comedy
Length: 1066

A beautiful story about someone loving Scootaloo

Someone likes Scootaloo too much and suffers the consequences.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-05-11 09:17:18 UTC

Chapter 1

And you're all like maybe I don't know because I'm stupid and like Scootaloo and I'm all like fuck Scootaloo and you're like Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo and then I'm like nu-uh and then you cry and I felt bad for like a second and then I raped you.

The cover image is better.

949 more words so i can publish

Why does my story need to be 1000 words it's beautiful the way it is if i added more it would lose what it is. Why can't I make a story under a thousand words that's so dumb especially if i mark it as incomplete I'm quite offended by this and no I'm not going to edit this or make it really make sense it's just going to be a long ass run on sentence going on for nine hundred and fifty words or I might just start putting a shitload of a's i have not decided yet I also don't know hy I have been using contarctions when i'm trying to reach a word limit but either way this story will be published because two people on twitter said I should and I have nothing better to do right now a t four thirty in the morning I feel bad foe anybody that reads this chapter because I doubt it makes any sense because I'm just rambling so yeah look at the image it's better than the first chapter i wish they would have just ket me publish that i mean why the fuck do they care what i publish i beta whole like three people will look at this so yeah I wonder how many words I'm a t I wish thay had a counter thing so i didn't have to exit out FUCK I keep using contractions either way so yeah this has got to be close to a thousand words i don't really know i'm just typing shit a s it pops in ny head so yeah I like ponies Twilight is the best Rainbow Dash is the worst and yeah Rarity is second best and I hate Scootaloo and Derpy is kind of stupid too. I don't know if I can say gay or if I have been I think I've been switching it out with dumb or stupid I don't know so yeah I wojnder if this is a thousand words I guess i'm going to have to check.Holy shit i'm only at like 350 fuck this is going to take forever Does this shit get checked before it gets uploaded if so this was the biggest waste of time ever so yeah I think I might do that A thing i was talking about before because god damn I'm only at like four hundred words and shit so anyways I just went to the gas station and Got an AriZona because they're fucking they're fucking delicious and shit so yeah I got the Arnold Palmer one by the way. Yeah so I'm going to talk aboit my rabbit now he's really dumb and he's a whore not really but i like to tell him that he is one because he's retarded and likes to make a mess and shit all over the house whenever he's out. Yeah he's cool though he doesn't bite or do anything besides try to be a sclose to you as possible except one time he was like pissed at my pants because they were staticy (I don't think that's a word but I don't really give a fuck so yeah) and he bit my dick that was a good time I wonder how many times I've said yeah I bet it has been a lot so yeah if anyone reads this that doesn't follow me on Twitter you should because I like to tweet it's @Swagless_nig but i doubt anyone who doesn't follow me will read this but yeah if this goes through like a moderatoration thing before it gets published I'm going to be pissed becasue My story is amazing and I'm abiding by there gay ass 1000 word policy of gayness plus I'm probably one of the greatyest writers of this generation so I shouldn't have to conform to these dumb ass rules.I'm really cold but I don't want to get up again Yep so I've been playing Pokémon Snap recently because my PS3 broke and I don't care to play my 360 I don't know where I was going with that but yeah sooooo oh yeah that game needs a sequel and shit because that's pretty much all nintendo makes now so they should definitely make one of that game because taking pictures of pokemon is pretty cool So yeah i am going to check how many words i have again I'm guessing like five hundred and ninety four Holy shit I'm at like seven hundred and fourty i was way off but fuck thats still like two hundred more words because i think my first chapter is fifty Yep so this is probably the worst chapter of anything any of you will ever read in your lives I really wish I had something exciting to talk about yeah so Hot Problems is the greatest song ever made you should listen to it if you haven't I wonder how many veiws it has now the last time I watched it it was at like a million the I think it was at likee two hundred thousand the first time i saw it I don't know I don't even know why I typed that but anyway this story chapter thing whatever you want to call it just keeps getting worse and worse I feel really bad for anyone that actually reads this becasue yeah if you've made it this far you know yep so you guys should also follow @LyRarity and call him a fag or something because he didn't like the the first chapter of thins story because it was abnout him and his love for Scootaloo who sucks so do that or if you do follow him still call him gay or stupid or some other bullshit insulting thing I don't know. I'm going to go check the word count so this might be the last shit i type I don't know what my last word should be though ........... RAPE that's a good last word. RAPE RAPE