Tiberius Attempts To Be Scary

by Space Kitty

Rating: teen
Tags: Alternate Universe, Romance, Comedy, Random
Length: 433

Tiberius attempts to scare a cat.

Tiberius attempts to scare off the predators. Unfortunately it does not work.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-03-29 11:55:53 UTC

Tiberius Attempts To Be Scary

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" shouts a very shaken-up opposum, just awoken but running from a very hungry cat.

"Get back here you little opposum!" growls the cat.

In a flash, Tiberius  raced into his chandelier house. The cat couldn't get inside! "Nahnahnahnahnah!" Tiberius taunted.

"I'll get you the next time you come outta there!" replied the now ornery cat. She picked up the tuna chunks in her food bowl and ate some. They were flavorful, but kind of sour.

Tiberius then decided to try scaring the cat. He put on a black cape and vampire dentures. When Tiberius tied himself to the ceiling with invisible string and swung up behind the cat, it said "You are not a kamikaze pilot. You are not a bat. You are not scary."

"Arrrgh!" Tiberius spent the next few hours trying to escape his swinging stance. He finally chewed through the rope, and the cat was asleep. So, he landed on the cat. Luckily, the cat was a heavy sleeper. It wouldn't wake up.  So, Tiberius hopped off of the cat, jumped up into his house, and put on a zombie disguise.  He jumped down  and BIT Spacey. Spacey emitted a low growl and swiped at Tiberius. Tiberius ran for his little life.

"You aren't a zombie. You aren't a vampire or bat. You aren't scary!" growled Spacey.

"Then I will BE scary. " Tiberius said. "You'll see..."

The next day, Tiberius asked Luna to give him a horn and wings. She gave him a  horn, and wings. They were black. They were scary.

That night, Tiberius poked Spacey with his new horn. Spacey didn't budge. Tiberius stuck his horn up her nose. Tiberius stuck his horn up her butt. Tiberius stuck his horn in her ear.  Tiberius stuck his horn in her mouth. He stuck it where the sun doesn't shine. Tiberius stuck his tail into all those places. Still, Spacey remained sound asleep. Tiberius used magic to project Five Nights At Freddy's  into her dream. Still, Spacey did not wake up.

Meanwhile, in Spacey's dream, she was kicking Foxy multiple times in the crotch, making him yelp, while the other animatronics laughed.

This is why she remained asleep, smirking.

The next morning, Tiberius tried to scare Spacey.

Spacey got up, got her jetpack, and flew up to Tiberius.

And Tiberius was eaten alive and never seen again...

except in Spacey's litter box. Dead.

Meanwhile in the afterlife, the opossum defeated the greatest bitch of all time in order to resurrect himself. Luna was glad to have her opossum back, while Spacey was on the moon.

Guess Tiberius was scary.