A captain's life is not always so easy, Princess Luna has come to find out, and stress is as much a part of the title as the ship. But there's more than one way of dealing with that stress, and she finds that the ship's Purser is more than happy to help in that regards.

A non-canon side story to Pirates of Equus which is now fucking dead so don't even bother. Seriously! We put so much fucking work into it, but no! Kaput after chapter one. That's what you get for making a collab with that many people!

Rated Mature for the sexytimes.