Depressedia

by SilverTongueOfCanterlot

Rating: mature
Tags: Princess Luna, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy, Romance, Sex, Random, Discord, Princess Celestia
Length: 3143

Following the events of http://www.fimfiction.net/story/242410/trixies-great-and-powerful-urges Celestia sinks into a deep depression which only worsens as the spirit of chaos discord attempts to 'relax' her

Following the events of http://www.fimfiction.net/story/242410/trixies-great-and-powerful-urges Celestia sinks into a deep depression which only worsens as the spirit of chaos discord attempts to 'relax' her

Published 2015-03-30 04:40:01 UTC
Last updated 2015-03-30 04:40:01 UTC

When we last left our Princess...

Celestia sat in her bed chambers, her flowing spectacular aura of a mane was a tangled mess, she hadn’t brushed it in days. She had bags under her eyes from many a sleepless night reading and re-reading her prized pupils latest letters, only sinking deeper and deeper into a dark depression which she attempted to drown out with alcohol.

“Sister?” Luna asked knocking on Celestia’s door. “Celestia please, may we come in?”

“Go away Luna.” Celestia said upfront and cold, even her mood had darkened.

“But Celestia please, thou art beginning to worry us, thou hast nary left thy bedchambers in days, repeatedly missed thy deadlines to raise the sun leaving myself to fill in and upon several occasions we have noticed vast quantities of empty cider bottles being removed from thy chambers.”

Celestia merely placed a hoof to her forehead to nurse her throbbing headache. “I said, Go away Luna!” she said a little louder that time.
“Celestia.” Luna said mustering every ounce of courage she could. “Please…. We miss you.”

“BEGONE!” Celestia yelled out in her royal Canterlot voice, Luna jumped back, her wings flaring out in fright as she shivered where she stood. With that Luna ran off to her own room to prepare for another day of handling the stressful responsibilities Celestia would normally undertake ontop of her own duties as princess of the moon.

Celestia gave a sigh and slammed her head on her desk, her horn smacking into the mirror on her dresser and cracking it from the bottom. “ Ugh! This is the last thing I need!” she whined annoyed picking up the pile of her students latest letters and re-reading them again.

The first read “Dear Princess Celestia.” She read aloud. “Today Trixie surprised me, when I came home that night I was delighted to find her sprawled out along my bed dressed in her old hat and cape, with a lovely new edition to the ensemble.” Celestia groaned as she knew what came next. “A tight dark blue pair of panties the same colour as Luna’s coat.” Celestia cringed imagining the outfit. With a long sigh she continued, gulping down a shot of cider. “When I approached her she simply held up a paddle with her magic and said. ‘I’ve been an awfully naughty mare.’ Mother of me why?” she asked looking to the sky, though who a god could possibly be praying to would shatter the minds of anyone attempting to ponder it. “The worst thing is if I didn’t know for a fact she’d been with me that day I’d be worried that it might’ve actually BEEN Luna.” Celestia said remembering an event that had not transpired yet where her student Twilight had accidentally turned herself into a pair of panties. Being a semi omnipotent being Celestia was able to see not only memories of things that had happened in her life, but that were GOING to happen aswell.

She then put the letter down examining the next before reading it aloud. “Dear Princess Celestia, Today I found out just how kinky Trixie can be.” Celestia sighed again and took another shot of cider. “Please, please please for the love of my sister Please!” she practically yelled the last please as she pleaded again with the unknown higher power for the letter to miraculously change. Alas her prayers went unheeded. “I woke up one morning to find myself handcuffed to the bed, when she heard me struggling to get up and out of the cuffs Trixie walked in wearing a sexy police officer uniform with shorts so short they must’ve been illegal.” Celestia squinted as she read the words. “Then she slowly unzipped my prisoners uniform she’d slipped onto me and using her hooves started to massage my MMPH!” Celestia brought her hoof to her mouth and vomited into a nearby waste basket.

She finally bucked up the courage to burn the letter letting the ashes drop into the vomit filled trash can before lighting a match and throwing it in also burning the vomit.

“I can’t.” she said locking way the other letters. “I can’t take anymore!” she pulled a pistol from her dresser and placed it against her head shakily. Then as she pulled the trigger a tiny flag on a pole poked out, the word BANG! Printed in funny letters. “H-Huh?” she stared at it confused.

“Now now Celestia, you and I both know that isn’t the answer even if it did kill you.” A familiar voice said as her reflection began moving and talking independently, not even fragmented despite the huge cracks in her mirror.

“Discord!” Celestia yelled like a protagonist to her arch foe the semi omnipotent embodiment of chaos.

“Ding ding ding ding.” Discord said now in Celestia’s voice with a cheery smile, still taking on the form of the sun princess’s mirror image. Drawing out an aggravated groan from the alicorn.

“What do you want Discord?” Celestia asked flatly.

“Oh I was just in the neighbourhood spreading chaos like I usually do, when I heard from Luna your student has gone through a ‘Big’ ‘Life Changing’ experience.” The letters Celestia had burned appeared in the Discordlestia’s hooves. Clearing her throat the imitation of the sun princess began to read aloud. “Dear Princess Celestia, I’m not sure what else to say other than this. Best Birthday Ever!” she exclaimed the last word cheerily as the real Celestia covered her ears with her hooves.

“Nope! Nope nope nope not listening!” Celestia insisted but unfortunately she could still hear her mocking impersonator.

“I must say when Trixie said she had a ‘special’ present for me I had my suspicions but still I hadn’t expected this.”

“Please for the love of me stop! I’ll do anything if you just stop there!” Celestia pleaded.

The reflection gave a chuckle. “I never knew a unicorn could use her horn like that, when she uses her magic and not her hooves the tighter grip certainly made it feel much more enjoyable when she.” Celestia threw up again.

“No! Please! Please I can’t take it anymore! I’ve had it!” she cried out as she broke down, tears in her eyes. “I can’t take it anymore! Do you hear me?! I just! I just don’t know what I keep doing wrong!”

The mocking reflection twisted and distorted until Discord in his true form gave a concerned look for the spotless white Alicorn. “First my student Sunset Shimmer runs off to some alternate universe! And now Twilight has become a perverted Stallion obsessed with an alcoholic unicorn he was suppose to be helping learn how to be a good friend!” Celestia fell onto her bed, wings tucked in at her sides as she curled up on her side and shut her eyes tightly. “For the first time in a long time, I just… I just don’t know what to do.” The alicorn princess said hopelessly. “I’ve seen what Twilight is capable of, literally seen what she could become, but in her… ‘his!’ current state I don’t think it’s possible anymore.”

Discord stood there, listening to the solar princess sob silently into her pillow, his small stone heart which had only known love for two things in this world, cracked a little. “Please… please don’t cry?” he said.

“W-What?” Celestia asked having not quite heard him… then suddenly a thought slid into Discord’s head. The next thing Celestia knew she was back on her back, the Draconequus hovered over her, his lions paw and eagle talon at Celestia’s sides boxing her in and cutting off any retreat.

Celestia stared wide eyed in surprise, her hooves curled up infront of her like a frightened filly as she stared up at the smirking spirit of chaos.

“I think I know a way to help you relax.” Discord said smirking.

“H-huh?” Celestia’s eyes widened a little more worriedly.

"You'll see..." Discord said, stroking Celestia's mane softly, before leaning in and planting kisses along Celestia's neck.

Celestia froze, her cheeks turning red. "D-D-Discord!?!?" She squeaked.

"Shhhh....just relax and let me do the rest..." Discord whispered into her ear, making the sun princess shiver. Her wings suddenly flung out at her sides giving a loud POMF which left Celestia speechless as her blushing intensified, Discord chuckled. "My, my, my... Somepony’s getting a little excited, no?" Discord snickered, gently stroking one of Celestia's wings.

Celestia's wings hardened further, her face going a darker shade of red. "S-Stop that... Y-You know my wings are s-s-sensitive when they're l-l-like this..." She squeaked.

"Oh, I know..." Discord purred, kissing along Celestia's neck. "And I know it's getting you more and more excited." He rubbed the sun princess's wings steadily, massaging them.

“Mhhh! Hah!” Celestia tried to hold in her small yelps of blissfully agony as Discord’s teasing began to hasten her heartbeat and gradually raise her body temperature at a rate so slow it was torture. “P-Please! S-Stop!” she begged.

"Hmmmm... I wonder what would happen if I did...THIS." Discord's long, reptilian, forked tongue snaked out and gently traced along the edges of Celestia's left wing teasingly.

Celestia shivered. “Haaahhh! HAAAAAAAAAHH!” Celestia cried out loudly gripping her covers.

"Ooooo... now it seems the Princess of the sun is in heat." Discord grinned. "Buuuuut...I don't think you're not quite relieved yet... sooooo." He suddenly pressed his lips against Celestia’s kissing her as his long tongue licked around the inside of Celestia's lips and almost down her throat while he groped and massaged BOTH of Celestia's wings.

“MM! MMMH! MMMPH?!” Celestia’s eyes went wide at the sudden sensation and she gave a startled muffled yelp as she felt his tail wrap around hers. She tried desperately to resist, to push him away but his reality altering powers weakened her just enough for him to continue the kiss, then as he pulled away. “Hah! D-Discord... hah!” before the princess of the sun could say anything else she felt the palm of a lions paw gently pat her rump resulting in the immortal goddess exerting an adorable “Eep!”

"Mmm... quite the nice, shapely flank you have Tia," Discord chuckled, giving Celestia's flank a grope. “Looks like all that cake has to the same place it always has.”

Celestia blushed pushing him away with a hoof. “S-Stop that right now!” she said trying to resist however this only earned her a crueller punishment as her fiery resistance only encouraged Discord.

“Mmmm these feathers.” He said as he brushed her wing gently. “So soft and delicate.” Celestia bit her lip trying to muffle her whimpers as she twitched in pleasure. “And so very… very.” He lowered his voice to a whisper as he leaned in to her ear. “Sensitive.” Every drop of energy was instantly sapped from Celestia’s body as an intense wave of pleasure flooded every fibre of her being, overwhelming the poor helpless princess currently pinned to the bed.

Discord suddenly thought for a moment, then smirked as he came up with an idea. "AHA!" He snapped his fingers and in a puff of smoke, Celestia looked up to find a set of fluffy bunny ears on her head, then upon looking down discovered herself wearing a bunny suit like something out of a playcolt magazine.

“W-What the?! Discord!” she yelled extremely embarrassed as she attempted to cover herself.

“What? I think it looks rather good on you.” Discord said before snapping his fingers again, in another puff of smoke Celestia found herself in Twilight Sparkle’s Library however Twilight, or Duskshine as he now called himself, was nowhere to be seen and upon looking down Celestia now discovered herself in a frilly French maid outfit, a feather duster held in her hoof.

She blushed giving an annoyed groan at Discord, then with a chuckle Discord magically took control of Celestia’s hooves making her bend over and start to dust a low shelf nearby as Discord admired her rear in snug frilly panties. “If this is an attempt to try and coax me into something I’m sure I’ll regret later, I’m sad to say you chose the WORST venue to try and seduce me in.” Celestia said coldly.

Discord looked around. “Hmm quite right, I don’t know what I was thinking, we need to get your mind away form that stressful predicament.” He clapped his talon and paw together.

With a bright flash Celestia found herself back in her bedroom again but something was different. It then dawned on Celestia as a bird flew past her window… upside down. “Huh?!” she looked up to see the floor, her whole room had been turned upside down. “Discooooord!”

“You bellowed?” Discord asked confidently appearing next to her.

“What is it you’re trying to do?!” Celestia snapped.

“Why, help you relax ofcourse, like I use to all those millennia ago.” Celestia blushed as memories of their previous… relationship, flooded back into her mind.

“I-I was younger back then, more reckless… I-I didn’t know what my feelings were doing.” She said crossing her hooves and pouting, her face bright red with embarrassment.

“Clearly.” Discord said with a chuckle then as his body transformed into a black mist, Celestia heard a different voice finish his sentence. “After all, if memory serves you at one point had a certain… fondness, for the more, forbidden passions.” Luna said suddenly laying next to her sister and leaning in to smile at her seductively.

“L-Luna?!” Celestia blurted out scared and embarrassed.

Luna giggled. “Well not technically but, mhhhh I know you still have those, unsatisfied urges to partake in the forbidden fruit.”

“Th-that’s not funny Discord! I-I don’t feel that way about Luna!” Celestia said defensively.

“Oh? Your tone says otherwise… sister.” Celestia shuddered at the word as it sent chills down her spine. “Mmm oh yes you thought just because my ears were stone I couldn’t hear you during your more wild years when you would come and vent to me where nopony could hear you hmhmhm.”

“I!... I!” Celestia went wide eyed as she stammered to think of something to defend herself. “I h-have no idea what you’re talking about!”

"Oh? Hmm my memory must be faulty because I distinctly remember you saying something along the lines of, ‘I am finding it harder and harder to resist my urges for my little sister, on more than one I have had to stop myself form attempting to slap her perfect, round flank.’" ‘Luna’ said. "Oh and then there was that wet dream you described in GREAT detail, the one about you, Luna, a bowl of strawberries, whipped cream, and bubbling champagne. Oooooh, that was a real dirty one."

Celestia’s entire coat turned crimson, her eyes gaping open and her pupils like pinpricks.

“Hmhmhm oh and then there was that other time, oh I especially loved this one, where you fantasized about Luna being tied to the bed and you walked up to her and.” ‘Luna’ whispered something in Celestia’s ear that made steam shoot out of the Alicorns ears as the chaotic entity posing as her sister giggled.

“S-Stop that!” Celestia snapped.

“Why? Because it’s too good?” Celestia shivered as she felt the soft gentle caress of feathers on feathers. “Mhhhh Tia, my sweet soft Tia.” She whispered into her ear.

“N-no, I-I mustn’t I… can’t!” Celestia’s thighs rubbed together as she struggled to resist, but ultimately her attempts were futile as her Psudo sister climbed ontop of her and as she leaned in to gently plant kisses on her neck, thrust her hips into Celestia. “Mmmmhh!” Celestia’s eyes tightened shut even more than they already were as she struggled to contain her intense moans of pleasure, her legs being forced apart by the surprisingly dead on shape of her sister’s plump yet small and adorable hips. Celestia’s hoof acted on it’s own and shot to her flank giving it a slap before tenderly caressing her crescent moon cutiemark.

“Ooohh! Oh my! Sister!” The fake Luna moaned out giggling. “Mhhh now that’s more like it.” At this Celestia’s wings shot out straight at upward angles, becoming as unbending and stiff as welded steel.

“L-Luna!” Celestia gasped out her mouth slowly curling into a smile. “Mhhh my sweet little Luna, haaaahhh! Mhh you’re moon is so soft.” She said caressing the mare’s flank only able to whisper as every ounce of energy she could muster went into resisting her urges as best she could, though for the most part she was failing miserably.
"Oh, Tia!" ‘Luna’ moaned. "Yes! Show me! Show me how much of a dirty mare you are! I LOVE it when you're so naughty! Let it out! Let out all those vices and kinks, and show me the wild, hot, sex pony that you are!"

Celestia was in absolute ecstasy, every one of those repressed fantasies coming to light. She was experiencing being the wild, dirty mare she always wanted to let loose and be. "Oh yes!! Ahhh! Ahhh! Who says a sister complex is wrong? If THIS is wrong, I don't want to be right! Oooohhhh!!!"

Meanwhile…

Outside in the hallway Luna passed by her sister’s bedchamber, as she heard a loud crash she froze for a moment then gently pressed her ear to the door, not saying a word. “Ahhh! Ahhh! Yes! Yes! Mhhhh! Oh Luna!” Celestia cried out.

Luna… the real Luna blushed, her eyes bulging as she pulled her head up and slowly backed away. "Wh-What the Tartarus is she fantasizing about!?" Luna squeaked. "I know my sister has some repressed sexual fetishes, but... oh dear mother on high!!!" Luna slowly walked back to her room before letting out an ear piercing, kingdom deafening scream that startled and shocked everyone in Equestria.

Celestia laid on her bed wide eyed. “L-L-Luna?”

“Whoops, looks like I forgot to put a silencing spell on the door.” Discord said still in his Luna form.

"Sh-She heard...!?" Celestia squeaked. "She heard...EVERYTHING!?" Celestia shut her eyes in mortification. "OH BLOODY TARTARUS!" she yelled slamming a hoof to her face.

"Hmmm... maybe next time we should let her join in our fun?" Discord smirked.

Celestia glared up at him. “Get… out.” She said coldly, not even raising her voice.

Discord sighed transforming back into his true form. “Alright, alright fine. I can take a hint but before I go… allow me to leave you with a little parting gift.” And with a snap of his fingers Discord vanished.

Celestia got up, her room was back to normal. She looked around for Discord’s ‘gift’ but finding nothing breathed a sigh of relief before returning to her hooves… her calm state was soon ended abruptly however as she attempted to curl in her wings… only to find the muscles that would perform such actions frozen stiff.

Celestia’s eyes went wide as she realized... she couldn’t put her wings down. “DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORD!” she yelled out furiously.