Handsome Jack Here!

The trip to Ponyville was short. Jack liked short, it made things simple and easy. Short range easy kill, short small city with minimal rights and over 200+ laws easy governing. Short was a thing he was inspired by making his loaders arms short and stubby and inventing the WEE loader was a great show of it. To bad his life was also short. During the trip Jack decided to ask some questions about the town they were visiting and the people who lived in it for future reference

"So first of all what Is your name is your name like Greedy-Postulant-Asshole-Horse or something?" Jack laughed to himself inside when he thought of the name

Fluttershy spoke, "Um, no my name is Fluttershy." She said shy like.

She sure has the shy part down right but what about the flutter... Oh hey wings. WAIT A WINGED HORSE?! Jack thought to himself.

"Is there something wrong Jack?" Fluttershy said in an apologetic tone.

"What the hell are you exactly, a winged horse is not common in our world of flying, well, practically everything if you can throw it or blow it up enough." Note to self Jack, don't bring up my planet and I will have to go into in-depth description of what it is and what I did and that might compromise my chances of getting out of here.

"Oh well I'm a Pegasus pony one of the 3 types of ponies in this region." Fluttershy said with a slight bit of pride.

Jack should find out more about these types of ponies. "Fluttershy what other types of ponies are in this world, I would no suppose there to be just regular ponies or unicorns or anything like that."

Fluttershy giggled and spoke. "Actually yes those are the other types of ponies well and Alicorn but those are rare and special ponies who are normally princesses, in fact my friend is one of these."

Oh yeah! First day into this world and already going to meet a dictator. Well, with less of the assassinating them and throwing them off Helios which is where they all came. Man I remember throwing Alma Harren off of the station along with that stupid cat of hers and they went splat in space and oh my god it was great. Oh yeah I forgot still in pony land...... And we are approaching Ponyville. Guess I wont get any creepy personal information on her friends to dick around with them. Jack thought in his head as they entered the town of ponies.

The town was full of life when they first arrived, now everyone was quiet staring in awe at the creature that was walking along next to Fluttershy.

"W-what are you?" A grey stallion said from the front of the crowd.

"Oh my god do I seriously need to answer that question to everyone I see now?"  "My name is Handsome Jack kiddos President of Hyperion the makers of guns and technology that can kill you in an instant now can I leave? Handsome Jack was being impatient and wanted to get away from all of the staring pony eyes as soon as possible.

Fluttershy spoke up. "He is someone I found in the woods and promised to bring here, don't pay him no mind, unless he points that thing with the red lights at you." Fluttershy half whispered the last part to the ponies and they went on doing their daily routine, still suspicious of the being that walked among them.

The two approached a hollowed out tree that had the look of a house.

Fluttershy spoke "Jack, try to be nice to my friend in there, she is a princess after all, and my friend."

"Fine, if I did not have this pain curse or whatever you would be dead anyway and so would the entirety of this town so I don't want to think of the pain that comes with harming a dictator of this world and making this the new Jackville."

Fluttershy knocked on the door and a purple and pink Unicorn, no wait, Pegasus, no both, the monarch.

Handsome Jack was going to have fun tonight.