1: You wake up in a wired bedroom a button on the left wall, curtains closed as you realise you have pony hooves... your you oc but you have no cutie mark and this house looks strange especially with its green doors and white walls and messy floors what do you do...
-Go down stairs (page 4)
-Open the curtains (page 7)
- Clean your bedroom (page 12)
-Push the button (page 19)
-Go back to sleep as you must be drunk (page 1)
2: You open the door to see a white mare with wings and yellow mane package in mouth eyes wonky she puts the package in front of you with a muffin and walks away..
-Grab the package and muffin (page 6)
-Run back in side and hope no pony else spots you (page 9)
3: The x rated magazine looks firm and big, how you like the magazine, and the rarity plushie is wearing socks as you walk in the front room you (every time you see rp in brackets that means you can take that option).
-Sit on the sofa to read your magazine (page 8)
-Turn the TV on (page 11)
-Put the rarity plushie on your lap (page 22)
4: As soon as you get down stairs you hear a knocking on the door, how would be knocking at the door at this time of day, you get a bit scared
as you see a table with 1 draw closed...
-Ignore the knocking and hope for the best (page 5)
-Look in the table draw (page 10)
5: You try to walk towards the front room but the knocking get louder you know who ever it is isn't going to stop as you try to walk but the door is still knocking
-Keep ignore init and go in the front room (page 11)
-Go back and look in the table draw ( page 10)
- The muffin tastes delicious as it is blueberry and the package has one of the following in
-More muffins ( page 13)
-The daily issues of whhhhhhhhhhhh magazine that has a rairty plushie (page 3)
-The cheats manual to this fan fic (page 27)
-More options (page 20)
7:You open the curtains to a nice day in ponyvile you see the sun is just rising and it looks like it will be a nice.
-Stop looking out side so you can clean your room (page 12)
-Go down stairs (if you haven't been down stairs go to page 2, if you have been down stairs go to page 15)
-Keep looking out the window (page 29)
-Take random pot shots at passers by (only for ponies who found the hand gun) ( page 35)
8: You open the magazine and it has info about what's in side as it says
-Twix in underwear tricks (x rateted part) (page 17)
-Spars in ponyvile (page 30)
-Your lucky numbers (page 16)
-Glossary (page 28)
9: You heart races as you run inside, the package and muffin stay by the door, you think its a trap.
-Go back upstairs (page 21)
-Go in the front room (page 11)
10: You find a hand gun in the draw
-Drop it and leave it in there (page 18)
-Grab the gun and aim it though the mail box in the door (page 36)
11.The big front room has a TV and sofas you sit down and turn the TV on but the rest of the room is blank
-Put on on top mare (page 32)
-Put cheesy music on ( page 33)
-Put the news on (page 14)
-Put tiny pop on (page 31)
-Go outside (page 37)
- As you clean your room you find a sword randomly...
Shout "I have the power" (page 25)
Shout "you no what time it is?" (page 41)
Put the sword back page and go to the window (page 7)
13; The muffins fill your belly as the box has so many dam muffins it seams impossible for even 1 pony to eat all these muffins
-You think its a challenge and keep trying to eat them (page 13, you may only do this twice the third time go to page 44)
-Put the muffins in the fridge for later (page 34)
14;The news stallion announces; fillies in the ponyvile park today are trying a open day of skills to help gain there cutie mark, a report starts speaking to the organiser princess twilight sparkle "so why are you are you doing this princess" the reporter asked as she looked at the stallion and said "we trying help them gain new skills as they can use them for the future and it may help find there cutie mark, the cmc run past shouting "lets try pony robot wars". the news ends and as its a slow day it repeats it self.
-Keep watching the news (page 14)
-Try find something else to watch (page 11)
-Turn the TV off ( page 49)
15:You go back down stairs as as the package stays in front of your door as you run pass into you get into the front room go to(page 11)
if you picked up the package you can out out side (page 37)
16: it says look out for prime numbers bigger then 15 those are your lucky numbers...
and it says to avoiding all numbers ending in a 0.
-close your magazine to read again (page 8)
-put the magazine on the floor to watch TV (page 11)
go out side (page 37)
17 The article reads: twixie had a costume malfunction, exposing more then she would like as her new bikini flung off into the coward all on its won showing here boobs for a brief second, nobody has scene the blue mare since, we ate the whhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh magazine hope that she is not hurt and is recovering after this experience
-Stop reading to go out side (page 37)
-Read another section (page 8)
-Turn the TV on (page 11)
18; You question why you have a gun as knocking on the door continues but you shrug it of and put it back.
-Open it (page 2)
-Go to the front room (page 11)
-Go up stairs (page 21)
19:A trap door opens and you fall down a slide into a swimming pool your mane wet and tail to as you climb out the pool and spot fully naked ponies swimming your fur starts turning red as you spot a door on your left.
-Jump in (page 23)
-Open the door (page 37)
-Watch the ponies swim (page 40 )
20:A hoof reaches out the box and give you a option's menus where you change the filed of view, game settings and controls and set the game to easy as soon as you use it, it disperses.
-Go out side (page 37)
-Go in the front room (page 11)
-Go upstairs (page 21)
21;You go upstairs to a dirt bedroom (if you cleaned it go to page 42)
-Push the button on the wall (page 19)
-Open the window (page 7)
22:The rarity plushie starts to grow and its eyes and stitching fall apart and it knocks you of your sofa and you fall down a hole behind the sofa go to (page 19) unless your a unicorn teleport to (page 21 )
if your a pegasus fly back up the pipe to (page 24)
23;You rest in the pool as ponies see you fur turn red the more you turn red the more the mares notice you
-Get out the water (page 19)
-Stay in the water and enjoy more ponies (page 39)
24; The pipe is long a windy as you fly up it you reach what you think is the top bit but its closed of and to heavy to lift up
-Give-up and fall down the pipe (page 19)
-Try find a different rout (page 26)
25:You hold your sword in the air and get struck by lightning this makes you fall out the window go to (page 37) (you gain a sword)
26:The pie works a long and jagged but all 1 leads out side your house..
Take that pipe to the outer world (page 37)
Fall down the pipe (page 19)
27:The cheats manual has a note saying invisibility xyrblby up down up down.
Use the cheat (page 38)
Try find a different cheat on the paper (page 43)
Tear the paper up and walk out side (page 37)
28: This glossary has complicated words and a map that has a sea pony next to rarity, a hammer next to apple jack the word bank next to rainbow dash a shed by pinkie pie and fluttershy and twilight sparkle on the news..
you close this book and sit for a bit.
Read a bit more of the magazine (page 8)
Watch tv (page 11)
Go out side (page 37)
29:You open the window and the air whispers to you "apples"
-Jump out the window (page 37)
- Stay in your room (page 21)
30: The article reads have a special deal 2 for 1 half the price for two of the ponies and all the alone time you need, you take the coupon as the rest is gibberish
-Read more of the magazine (page 8)
-Turn the tv on (page 11)
-Go outside (page 37)
31; My big human is on and its the finally where the mane character gets a life it finishes and repeats the same ep for no reason
-Keep watching my big human (page 31)
-Put something else on ( page 11)
-Go out side (page 37)
32: You see two ponies run around a track as the show is eruditely put of air due to a bust up in a pub, the channel is blank
-Hope it turns back on (page 32)
-Put something else on (page 11)
-Go out side (page 37)
33: Music starts playing its sings like "i love rocky road" the song then finishes, then it re-plays it self.
-Keep listening (page 33)
-Put something else on the tv (page 11)
go out side (page 37)
34.After you done that you stand in the hallway of choices.
-Go up starts; (page 21)
-Go watch TV in the front room (page 11)
-Go outside (page 37)
35; You miss all shots, as ponies run and scream you reload you gun and stop to breath for a bit
-Keep shooting (go to page 35)
-Go back down stairs (page 34)
-Jump out the window (page 37)
36;you accidental fire a thud is heard and the mare falls to the ground you open the door and you see a white mare bleeding on the floor with a parcel in its month with a muffin on top and her wonky eyes as she dies on floor. (you have a gun and a kill-streak of 1)
-Grab the parcel and muffin (page 6)
-Step over the mare's body and run form the house (page 37)
37: You escape the house as you run towards a cross-road and a cloud above you has something on it
-Go back to the house (page 34) (you can't do this if you have the gun)
-Go left (page 44)
-Go right (page 46)
-Fly to the cloud (only for pegasis ponies) (page 45)
38:Nothing seems to happen as you stand in the door you put it in your pocket for later (you have cheats manual)
-Go back inside ( 34)
-Continue though the door to out side (page 37)
39:You fur turns red and it will stay that ways as the pones look at you in horror as rarity walks over to as she pick you up out the water and she tells you to follow her.
-Follow her (page 50)
-Run from there and go though the door (page 37)
40:You see rarity coming this way
-Jump in the water to hide (page 39)
-Run though the door (page 37)
- A random dog jumps out of the bed shouting its pony time he says his name is fin the dog and he is hear to assit you (you get a dog and you can talk to the dog and use him)
-Jump though the window (page 37)
-Stay up stirs (page 42)
-Go downstairs (page 34)
42 You bedroom looks clean with the button on the wall still.
-Go to sleep (page 1)
-Go to the window (page 7)
-Push the button (page 19)
-Go down stairs (page 34)
- The piece of paper has a second side reading..."do not cheat"
-Put the paper in the bin and walk out side (page 37)
-Use the cheat code on the other side (page 38)
- You turn left and walk up a windy road covered in dirt as you see a barn in the distance and
a park to you left with fillies running around
-Go to the cross road by your house (page 48)
-Go to the barn ( page 51)
-Go to the park (page 56)
- (If rd flow away when you pranked big mak go to page 81)
You fly up to see rainbow dash sleeping on a cloud
-Prank her by shouting dragon (page 52)
-Leave her and return to the cross road (page 48)
- After walking down a a bump road you enter the town centre the main hall is in front of you with bank next door
a hill can be seen of in the distance with a red shed on top to the left of you is a tree house and the right of you is the police station and jail
-Go back to the cross-road (page 48)
-Go look at the main hall (page 53)
-Go inside the bank (page 54)
-Look at the tree house (page 59)
-Go to the hill and find the shed (page 61)
47.You both start singing the sea ponies song as you start making love to rarity it makes you feel dizzy as you see her fur bubble and squeak and becomes more wet and you try to thrust your self more sleepy and start to fall asleep as you see another rarity tied up naked in the corner of the room as the fake rarity making love to you devours your and kills you giving you no cutie mark
go to (page 60)
48.Your return back to the cross-road and a face can be seen in the road it says "I'm annoyed with you, stop walking over me get out of here before i become cross) you question how you didn't notice that before but you carry on any way.
-Go back home (page 34)
-Go left (page 44)
-Go right (page 46)
-Fly to the cloud (only for pegasis ponies) (page 45)
49.The TV turns of and you sit in a quite room as you wonder what to do now
-Turn the TV back on (page 11)
-Go out side (page 37)
-Go upstairs (page 21)
50.She leers you over by sing the sea ponies song and shows you to a water bed your fur is defiantly red now and will stay like that.
she climbs inter bed still singing the see ponies song (your fur goes red and will stay like that)
-Join her in bed to sing the sea ponies song (page 47)
-Run around the pool to escape from the pool (page 37)
51; You hear to hear two voices in the barn
"you are the worst mpc"
"nope"
"just stand hear to they get a item they will be to lazy to find"
"yep".
The arguing stops and you see a big pony standing in the pony in the doorway of barn and won't let you past as he is carrying a invisible wall
-Talk to the big pony (page 51)
-Go back to the road (page 44)
- You load shout makes her fall of the cloud... after being hazed she becomes annoyed and asks
"hay why did you do that?"
-Respond with laughter (page 57)
-Apologies (page 64)
-Run (page 65)
- The building is closed but a a poster by it saying "skills to help gain there cutie mark with the organiser princess twilight sparkle in the park today and tomorrow "
-Go back to the cross-road (page 46)
-Go inside the bank (page 54)
-Look at the tree house (page 59)
-Go to the hill and find the shed (page 61)
54:The bank has two lines of ponies standing waiting as you see two ponies behind counters giving money and taken money
-Wait in one of the liens (page 58)
-Go back out side (page 46)
-Tell all the ponies this is a raid and to get on the ground (you must have the handgun or water pistol) (page 82)
56.(If your fur is red go to page 62 as something else will happen to you)
You see the fillies run around as you slowly reach twilight with a clipboard
Make attractive thoughts about her (page 56)
Go ask if you can join in (page 63)
Go back to the road (page 44)
57.As you start laughing, she squirts water in your face with her water gun.."ha got you back" she tells you her name is rainbow dash and says she's loves to do pranks as she gives you a water pistol.
Tell her to follow you to the bank for a great prank (page 54)
Tell her to follow you to the barn (page 66)
58.You wait and wait and the line doesn't move
-Stay in the line (page 58)
-Go back out side (page 46)
-Tell all the ponies this is a raid and to get on the ground (you must have the handgun or water pistol) (page 82)
59.The tree house looks empty in till the door opens and twilight sparkle and she asks you to come inside
-Go inside (page 69)
-Stay away (page 46)
- Game Over please insert coin for another life
Re-start (page 1)
Go to the actual ending (page 98)
61.You reach the shed and you see the door is open
-Go inside (page 68)
-Go back (page 46)
62.She fillies run away form you as two royal guards tackle you to the ground and take you to prison
your prison cell is lonely as you have a single hard bed the foreman asks why your fur is red
-Tell him you were born that way (page 71)
-Make up a story (page 72)
63.The purple pony looks at you and questions your age she thinks your to old for something like this..
-Tell her you have no cuite mark (page 75)
-Leave ( page 44)
64.Before you try to apologies to the pony she laughs and tell you that was a great prank
but after this she falls back asleep..
-Wake her up and take her to the bank to pull a prank (page 54)
-Fly back down to the floor (page 48)
65.You hide you see her looking puzzled as she falls asleep you feel safe to get out of your hiding place (page 48)
66.As soon as you get to the barn you tell the pony to put a bucket of water on the door and wait...
after she's done that yo wait a while and see big mac walking towards the barn and open the door to have a bucket of water on his head.
-Run (page 67)
-Just laugh (page 74)
67.You run but get caught by big mac as rd goes behind him to tickle him
this allows you to escape as you run towards the bank (page 54)
68.The swings open as a pinkie pony jumps up and goes "happy birthday" but she works out you not the pony she was waiting for so she hides behind a desk and teals you to hide as you see a yellow manned pony walk towards the shed
Hide (page 73)
Walk out the shed (page 61)
69: Magic closed the door behind you and you see a wingless twilight covered in water as she points her hoof to her bedroom with a enticing look on her face as you fur goes slightly red
-Follow her (page 76)
-Escape by ramming though the door (earth pony only) (page 44)
70: He lets you free but tells you to stay away form the little ponies and if you see changeling please tell someone
(go to page 44)
71:He doesn't believe you and asks if you have seen a changeling or anything wired
-Say no (page 70)
-Tell him you encounter with twilight or rarity (only for people who survived those ponies) (page 77)
72:He laughs and tells you your funny and walks away you try shouting but he thinks your a mad pony as you rot in prison
and stay in there forever with no cutie mark (go to page 60)
73:You hide in the corner next to the pink pony and see in the darkness party decoration as the door starts to open
and you see a yellow mare
-Jump out and shout (page 78)
-Stay hidden (page 79)
74:He grabs you as rd flies away (she is no longer with you and will not be on the cloud when you next look there) and take you inside as you see a bowel shaped object and he points at its door and nudges you towards it
Go into the door (page 80)
Run (page 48) (but this means you can't go back to the barn)
75.She looks at your but and giggles a bit and tells you to follow her, which you do and you see little ponies trying different activates like robot combat, hula hopping and a few more she asks you which do you want to try first..
-Robot combat (page 81)
-Magic skills (only for unicorns)(page 88)
-Hula hopping (page 83)
-Singing lessons (page 84)
-Acting lessons (page 85)
-How to use a weapon (only for people with the sward) (page 86)
-Tell her that none of the activates take your fancy and walk back to the road (page 44)
- She shows you her bed and lies on it grabbing you and dragging you as you realise you and her are randomly naked (why not)
and her eyes hypnotise you to forcefully make love to her as she becomes more and more wet as you become more and more tired as a news report comes on the TV but all you here is a reporter talking to princess twilight as the changeling devourers you head to toe as its to late (go to page 60)
77.He is surprised and tries to get as much info as possible which isn't a lot and lets you go as he apologies for the inconvenience
(page 44)
78:She gets surprised as you and the pinkie pony jump out and shout she tells the pink pony that she wanted a quite pony and sees there is no food or cupcakes as both mares look at you...
-Run (page 61)
-Ask what is to eat (page 87)
-Give the yellow pony the item depry given you (if you don't have one you cant do this)(page 88)
79:The pinkie pony jumps and shouts the yellow pony pink pony that she wanted a quite pony and sees there is no food or cupcakes and they look around as you run (page 61)
80.The thing makes noises as you see apples on the floor and the door closes with you inside the slippery walls mean you fall into the pile of apples witch you feel metal bits at the bottom (if your a unicorn you can teleport out page 44) but if you can't he start's the machine and the metal bits spin and blend the apples and you with them leveeing nothing but mush go to (page 60)
81:You see the twilights robot razor being showed off on a platform and a guide next to it on how to build your own robot as you see apple jacks robot bemoth fighting mortis you see the metal munching mayhem and a clue to the writers next fan-fic and previous fan-fic but you ignore it and..
-Return back to twilight (page 75)
-Build a robot (page 90)
82:They give you the money as you run out side (if you with rd go to page 89) if not you keep running as the police spot you and snipe you in the head go to (page 60)
83.A pile of hula hoops are layed on the ground and a sign that says "the surgeon general has determined that chasing roadrunners may be hazardous to your health" and you here a road runner shout "mep mep"
-Ignore the road runner and hula hoop (page 91)
-Chase the road runner (page 92)
-If you have the gun you can shoot him (page 93)
-Go back to twilight (page 75)
84.You start to hear singing "when you feel betrayed a path has been layed" the singer keep singing
-Ask her to play discord (page 94)
-Sing a long (page 95)
-Go back to twilight (page 75)
- You she the stage with nobody on it witch every pony looking board on the floor as the actor quit last minute
-Jump on stage and start making jokes (page 96)
-return to twilight (page 75)
86.You raise you sward as other look at you wired but it starts dragging up wards as you hold onto it the sward it flying you above the clouds and into a brown worm hole that makes you fool into some random bedroom as you wake up you realise your are now human and you have no sward... you may of escaped ponyvile but you may never get a chance to go their again as you try go to sleep in your bed as you relies your house has been destroyed and all left is your bedroom... (go to page 60)
87.The pink pony shouts cupcakes as you and the yellow pony randomly appear in a kitchen and she grabs the ingredients as the three of you sing the cupcakes song (the show one) and produce chocolate cupcakes. after the long party you realise a bit of frosting landed on you bum making you realise you have a cutie mark.. which is a cake you open the window of the shop and a pony below goes "look its the messiah" while granny smith replies "he's not a messiah he's a very silly pony" you close the window knowing your journey is finished or is it??? (go to page 60)
88.You hear a voice saying "get of stage" as you enter a blue pony enters the stage singing "hay I'm Trixie welcome to the show" while a pony wearing headphones In the crowd walks away...
-Go back to twilight (page 75)
-Sit and enjoy the show (page 97)
89.You hold up the bank and steal the money with rd helping you as she tells you to follow her as you run out the building into a car with apple jack and big mac inside but the drive it into a lamp post as rd flies away you hear big mack try's to comfort apple jack "just forget about the car you still have Bloomberg " she cries as she shouts
"he was on the front of the car " a ghost of Bloomberg can be seen flying up and telling home all to get a life then diapering as a bus pulls up with rd in it as the three of you get inside and drive away and you all start singing summer holiday as rd looks back to say 2we can go crazy" as big mac talks about girls you shout cliff the bus drives though a sign of cliff Richard going over a cliff landing upside-down rd final says "few that was close" the bus explodes as the crowd cheers and claps as the titles go down ( page 60)
90.You build your robot it looks sleek and metallic with a spinning disc on one side and a ram on the other with 4 fat tyres making it invertible and you up to fight the next robot witch is apple jacks bemoth a crowd comes as you get nervous for you first fight the crowd shouts "3,2,1 activate" this makes you start hearing hear discords voice "ow this looks a great battle as bemoth tries to push straight on to random ponies robot who swerves out the way" you get annoyed that discord doesn't know your robots name as the crowd gasps as you get pushed towards the left wall as the pit opens, you turn on your spinner witch deflects you towards another wall as bemoth pushes you more as your ram is stuck and won't go down enough as you try to run away allowing bemoth to push you into the pit. the fight ends with smoke coming form the pit as you gain a new cutie mark a gear even though you lost you know you will be back better then next time... as you smile about giving bemoth a great fight... on e day you may win a tournament but you got your cutie mark so its the end for now???(page 60)
91.The hula hoop does nothing and because you don't know how it works you drop it think about what you have done (page 83)
92.You try chasing him and nothing works as the road runner keeps going "meep meep"
- Keep chasing it (page 92)
-If you have the gun you can shoot him (page 93)
93.A load noise can be heard and your kill streak goes up you feel happy as you get a cutie mark of a target but it its not a cutie mark as the police have seen what you have done and snipe you down on the spot no pony will ever no if you got a cutie mark or not but your dead so it probably don't matter any more (page 60)
94.You get frown out of the thing as all ponies look at you as if you are dirt (page 44)
95.You start singing along and the musician smiles as your the only one who is singing and she even stops without you noticing
and you keep singing as everyone looks you and sweetie belle gets jealous and stops away as you finish you get a mic as a cutie mark as you sing the day away and can't singing as you love it to much and maybe you may become a famous musician who knows.. but its the end or is it (page 60)
96.First the coward think what your doing and you introduce you self and start making a few jokes as you try avoid flying apples... you realise nobody is throwing them as they are jumping form the floor them selves and ponies start getting attack by the killer apples form outta space, one grows large and devours you, you didn't escape lets presume your dead for the best (page 60)
97.She asks for a volunteer and your the only pony with their hoof up as she puts a curtain behind you as you wave to the other ponies see he make a flash as you disappear, re-appearing on the moon, confused as eventually die due to no oxygen (page 60)
- You walk away from the game shop forgetting that this all started on a wired indie choice game in a arcade and question what would you do in pony vile? you think though every ending as you walk across a road without looking as a car hits you, you wake up in a hospital bed with the mane 6 as celesta comes to you to say 3 words....
The End?
