Double Pinkie Trouble

by trahzo

Rating: everyone
Tags: Pinkie Pie, Slice of Life, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Other, Comedy
Length: 2555

Pinkie meets her dragon version...we're doomed aren't we?

After the incident in Friends Forever Issue 14, Spike & Mina turned into pen pals, and Spike even tells Mina about the Mane 6, and one certain pony in particular, that causes her to come & visit...Spike, what have you done?

Published 2015-06-14 22:10:02 UTC
Last updated 2015-06-14 22:10:02 UTC

They Mmmeet.

"Dear Mina,

I loved visiting Dragon Town, hopefully I'll get to come over again some time, maybe you van educate me on dragon culture.

From Spike."

"Dear Spike,

It was so awesome that I got to meet Princess Luna my idol! Also I'd love it if you could come over again some time. I just loved hanging out with you.

From Mina"

"Dear Mina,

You know, now that I think about it, you're just like Pinkie Pie, crazy, upbeat, and real fun to be around.

From Spike."

"Pinkie Pie? Who is this Pinkie Pie? If I remind him of Pinkie, then she must be super duper fun. Hee hee hee, I wonder what he'll be like when I make a surprise visit to Ponyville."

Then Mina popped head out of the front door of the comic book store.

"HEY KID, YOU WANT A PART TIME JOB?"

The next day, Mina got off the train station & saw the castle from far off in the distance.

"Wow, so that's where Spike lives, pret-ty cool." Mina commented. "Hey excuse me, do you know where Pinkie Pie lives?"

The unicorn she asked didn't listen, she just stared.

"More haaaaaands..." She said.

"Uh...never mind..." Then as Mina backed away, Lyra walked closer. "Umm...could you...not...follow me?"

"Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaands..."

"You're really freaking me out mare, this is definitely not red rubies!"

"HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANDS!!!" Then she began running after Mina.

"Ah! Help, this pony is crazy!"

"HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANDS!!!"

Everypony saw the chase, and knew exactly what to do in this situation.

"Lyra! Look, a picture of Sweetie Drops in a 2 piece swimsuit!" Said Flitter.

'Wait, Bon bon?"

Then everyone began playing hot potato with the picture.

"Wow, thanks. Oh, do you guys know where Pinkie Pie lives?"

"Yeah, here you go, her address." Said Carrot Top. "Now run, the picture can only stall her for so long until she remembers she can use magic!"

Then once Lyra stopped and noticed Mina was gone...

"WHERE EVER YOU ARE, I'LL FIND YOU TOURIST, MARK MY WORDS, YOUR HANDS ARE MIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!!!"

Later Mina made it to Pinkie Pie's home in Ponyville: Sugarcube Corner. Mina entered and was greeted by Mrs.Cake.

"Welcome to Sugarcube Corner...oh my, a new face! As everypony in this town knows, Pinkie Pie just loves new faces."

"Hello, I'm Mina, I heard Pinkie Pie, the pony version of me, lives here?" Asked Mina.

"She's upstairs."

Then as Mina walked up the stairs...

"The dragon version of Pinkie Pie, Celestia help us all!"

Mina was in Pinkie's bedroom and saw no-one there.

"What the? Umm...hello? Pinkie Pie? I'm Mina, a friend of Spike."

Then she saw the note on Pinkie's bed.

"Dear newcomer,

I'm in the balcony."

As the opening theme song of Pokemon Black & White played in the background, Mina then walked the steps, feeling destiny was about to meet with her, she saw the many pictures of Pinkie on the wall, her heart was beating fast, then once she was at the balcony... Pinkie Pie turned her head, with a happy face.

"Welcome to Ponyville, Mina!"

The sun was shining epically on Pinkie!

The Crazy Versions of Twilight & Spike.

"Hello...Pinkie Pie...wow...are we really alike?"

"Depends...what am I thinking right now Mina?"

Mina thought hard and then..."You're thinking of the anime spin-off Dragon Fire!"

"Correct!"

"Red Rubies, what am I thinking of right now?"

"The anime spin-off Apple Bloomers!" She answered.

"Right! Oh my gosh Pinkie, is this destiny?"

"It's totally destiny! Besides, originally, when the cast were writing Season 4, they mentioned something about the episodes with Pinkie in the title said were my princess side story. Sadly, as you can see I never became an alicorn."

"Oh, that's too bad."

"But now that you're here, I feel like a princess because my Princess BFF's assistant is a dragon!"

"Yeah!"

"So Mina, are you willing to help me spread cheer & joy across Ponyville today?"

"Yes Pinkie! I'm ready to be your assistant!"

"Cool, now come with me!" Then Mina got on Pinkie's back, and they were off. No really she jumped off the balcony! Once they landed, they broke lots of bones, but then rearranging back to their original shape after the nasty fall.

"Phew, that was a close one, you okay Pinkie?"

"Eeyup."

Meanwhile in a grassy field, Twilight & Spike were practicing a spell. Twilight was about to use the spell on her eager test subject Spike. She was about to fire until suddenly...

"HIIII!!!" "OOF!!!"

"Pinkie Pie?"

"M-m-m-Mina?!"

"Hey Twilight, say hi to Mina!" Pinkie said while hugging Twilight tight.

Twilight looked-up and saw the dragon cuddling Spike.

" *giggle* Aww, isn't that just precious? Hello Mina."

"OMG! It's Twilight Sparkle, Princess of Friendship!" Then she let go of Spike. "Are you really Spike's guardian? Oh my gosh, this makes me want to write a Mama Twilight fic on Fimfiction.net where Spike refuses the fact that Flash Sentry is going to become his new daddy!" Then everyone besides the giddy Mina looked awkwardly at you.

"Well, *gasp* it's nice to meet the dragon friend Spike made. *hack!* hopefully...Spike can learn more about...*hurk*...letting me go to breathe!" Pinkie was hugging Twilight too hard, that she began suffocating, but after hearing Twilight's hint, she finally let go. "Now, as I was saying, maybe Spike can learn more about dragon heritage from you."

"Yeah, I can be something like a teacher to Spikey here." She agreed in a sexy teacher costume. "Maybe I can teach him the courtship rituals when he's older."

"Huh?"

"Buuuut, not now." Then she was back to normal.

"Yeah, we got a whole day ahead of us, come-on Mina!"

"Gotcha Pinkie!"

Then when they left...

"What have I done?"

"It's amazing how you can save the Crystal Empire, yet doom your own home town." Twilight Sparkle remarked.

Spike then smacked Twilight upside the head.

Later...

"Sweet, finally a 2 on 2 that doesn't include Gummy...not that I don't enjoy the totally rad company of Gummy. Which I do, anyways, ready to win this squirt?" Said Rainbow Dash.

"When we're together, we're like Shippuden Naruto & Konahamaru!" Said Scootaloo.

"Bring it on Rainbow Dash, I'm feeling lucky!" Pinkie said with a smug grin.

"Hey, that smugness belongs to me."

As the Be Like Mike theme played in the background, Fluttershy threw the basketball into the air, then Pinkie & Dash jumped, and Rainbow dash grabbed the ball, dribbled it to the hoop, but Mina blocked her shot. Then Pinkie got the ball, dribbled circles around Scootaloo, jumped, and slammed it!

"Yeah!" Then Pinkie began stomping & shouting like Micheal Jordan.

"Hmph, lucky, but you wont get anywhere further."

Oh, how could I have forgotten the rules they set in this game? They agreed to 1st to 30 points is the winner, no time limit. Okay, now as I was saying, As ponies were passing by, they saw how Mina & Pinkie had a fighting chance to beat Rainbow Dash & Scootaloo. Everyone cheered for Mina.

"Go go tourist!" Shouted Lemon Hearts.

"You can win dragon!" Cheered Truffle Shuffle, yeah that fat grey colt is named Truffle Shuffle, anyone feeling like doing a Goonies parody now?

"Wait, is that a female dragon? I gotta go tell Spike, then Rarity will be mine!" Said Thunderlane. Then Blossomforth pulled him back by the ear.

Pinkie & Mina were really giving Rainbow Dash & Scootaloo a run for their money! Soon, they were at the deciding point, 29-29!

"Okay squirt, we've been fighting hard, ready to win this?"

"Yeah! (I'm scared!)"

So the 2 came at Mina & Pinkie, with the ball! Rainbow & Scoots passed the ball back and forth to confuse Pinkie & Mina, but that's when Pinkie stole the ball for a split second! Rainbow went for Pinkie, but Pinkie passed it to Mina! Scootaloo went for the ball as it was coming, but then Mina side stepped past Scootaloo catching the ball! Mina threw the ball! Rainbow Dash jumped, but then Pinkie used her tail as a spring to launch her past Rainbow and then grab the ball for a successful SLAM DUNK!!! The crowd cheered! Fluttershy & Scootaloo then began comforting the crying Rainbow Dash. Mina & Pinkie began running in circles.

"Is your friend gonna be okay?"

"Don't worry, she barely loses, you were just my dead ringer."

"Red Rubies! Now, what's our next target?"

Later...

We find ourselves at the park, the sun was setting, and everyone was heading home, well 2 weren't ready to go just yet.

"Rarity?"

"Yes Applejack?"

"Well, after a day like this..." Then she pulled a tiny box out of her hat. "I was wondering if you'd like to take this friendship to the next level?"

"Oh AJ, the answer is..."

Then Pinkie & Mina appeared.

"BOOM!" yelled Pinkie as she kicked the box out of the way.

"PINKIE!!! WHY DID YOU DO THAT & WHO'S THAT DRA..." Then Mina and Pinkie tripped AJ, took her lasso and then hog tied her!

"Pinkie Pie! What is the meaning of th..."

Then Pinkie & Mina began spanking AJ! Then they looked to Rarity and said: "Congratulations." Then returned to Spanking AJ for a 30 consecutive minutes. Yes I did just make an Adventure Time reference.

Later...

"Pinkie Pie, I had a blast today!"

"I know, you are a natural at making everyone happy!"

"You really think so?"

"I know so."

Then Pinkie began smelling something..."Huh?"

"What is it Pinkie?"

"I smell free cake! Let's go eat it!"

"Yay, something to finish an amazing day!"

Pinkie was running ahead of Mina, she saw the cake on a table somewhere on the path to Fluttershy's house! She jumped at it! Then as she landed next to the table...

"AAAAAAH!"

*Thud!*

The entire floor collapsed!

"Oh my gosh! Pinkie, are you okay?"

"No! The cake was a lie!" She yelled back.

Then out from the bushes...

"Surprise!" Said a voice who pounced onto Mina & put a chloroform handkerchief all over her so she'd fall asleep. "Yessssssss, the hands....are mine!" Then Lyra began dragging Mina back to her home.

"Mina?! Are you okay?! MINAAAAAAAAAA!!!"

Saving Mina: Pinkie Pie vs. Lyra Heartsrings!

Mina had awoken in a darkened room.

"(What the?! Where am I?)"

Then a light turned on, Mina found she had been bound and gagged to make sure she doesn't breath fire.

"You're in my basement little dragon!" Said Lyra Heartstrings. "Once I get my knife, your hands shall be mine!" Then Lyra ran up the stairs.

Mina had to think fast, she looked around and saw nothing, nothing but scales on her! So then she pinched her own butt & then pulled off a scale, it might had stung a bit, but it was worth it. Then she began sawing at the rope with her scale.

Meanwhile upstairs...

"Hee hee hee, yes! Hello my lovely meat clever!" Lyra was about to pull the knife out of the cabinet until suddenly Pinkie Pie jumped out of the spice rack! "Oof!"

The 2 rolled out of the kitchen and then into the Living room.

"Back off! Her hands are mine!" Lyra snapped.

"No Lyra! Unless you wanna make this ugly, I suggest you release Mina ASAP!" She threatened.

"You wanna get ugly? Fine! Bring it!" Lyra then used magic to throw the knife at Pinkie, but she dodged! Then Pinkie went for the Falcon Punch, but Lyra used a wall force field! Then she pushed the wall, which also pushed Pinkie to another wall, Pinkie pressed her hooves against both the force field & wall, then jumped!

*Crash!*

"My wall! Bon Bon is gonna kill me! Maybe if I show her how good hands feel, she wont be so ang..."

*Punch!*

Then as the dazed Lyra was getting-up, Pinkie then threw a magic cancelling ring around her horn!

"What the? How'd you get a ring like that?"

"Me and my boyfriend Pokey Pierce like to get very k..." That's when a Lyra used her horn to impale Pinkie's body! "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Then she fell to the floor as lots of blood spewed from her body.

"Ha! TMI Pinkie Pie!" She then picked up her clever from off the floor. "Good game, but now it's time you die! Don't worry I'll ask Matilda's Changeling friend to replace you. Now then..." Then she raised the Clever into the air "Sayonara!" She was stopped for a split second as the lights began erratically flickering on and off!

*Zaaaap* *Zaaap!*

"Huh?"

Pinkie then got up, her mane deflated, standing on her hind legs, and smiling creepily. It was Pinkamena!

"Ready for more? Well let's go!" Then she swung her knife which was caught by Pinkamena's hoof, then Pinkamena kicked Lyra! Lyra then let go of the knife! Then Pinkamena picked up the knife! She then inched closer & closer to Lyra! Lyra then thought of taking off the ring.

"What the? Why wont it come off?"

"It's so cute, only the one who put the ring on can remove it!"

Lyra had nowhere to run! Pinkamena was about to kill the cornered Lyra! That's when the front door & basement door opened at the same time!

"Lyra?" Said Bon Bon.

"Bon Bon?" Said Lyra.

"Pinkie?" Said Mina.

"Mina, you're safe! Wait there, I just gotta kill Lyra then we can go..."

"CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME WHAT IS HAPPENING?!" Shouted Bon Bon. "Why is there a dragon in our home? Why are you trying to kill my quote on quote friend? Why do you have a ring on your horn? And why do you have a gaping hole in your body?"

Then so they all explained the insanity that happened while Bon Bon was away.

"And that's what happened." All 3 told her.

"Well, I should have you arrested for trying to kill my friend, and you arrested for kidnapping!" Bon Bon told them. "But, there was a reason why I was away Lyra."

"There was? What was the reason?"

Then she pulled a pair of robotic hands from her luggage.

"*Gasp!* HAAAAANDS! Oh I love you so much best friend!" Lyra said while hugging Bon Bon.

"Hey, I know you'd do the same thing for me." Bon Bon said as she hugged Lyra back. "You 2 should go now."

"Okay, bye." Said Pinkie.

Then Pinkie & Mina left the house.

The Next Day...

"Oh boy, I had a blast Pinkie Pie."

"I had a blast hanging with you too Mina."

"I wish it didn't have to end, but I must sell my comic books! Maybe you could drop by Dragontown and I'll give you a discount on the Dragonfire & Apple Bloomers manga."

"Now that sounds awesome, and once you come back to Ponyville, I'll be sure to give you a discount on the gem treats."

"Yum!"

Then the train arrived.

"Well, I guess this is where we say good bye."

The 2 hugged, and Mina then got on the train. She waved to Pinkie through the window as Pinkie Pie followed the train that was picking up speed.

"Mina the dragon! I'll never forget youuuuuuuuu..."

Then the train made it to full speed back to Fillydelphia. Then Pinkie went back to her home.

"*Sigh!* Another day, another brand new friend." Pinkie concluded as she walked back to her home.

The End.