Letter's from another world

(Just to let you all know, Drake is the kind of guy who likes to keep to topic and get things done quick as he can, he's not suppose to be likeable until a bit later, but I'll spice up the humor a bit and to answer another question no this will not end up like a HiE story. Now then, let's get started.)

Drake sat at his computer for a few moments, does he want to know about where Twilight comes from? Does he even care? He hates it when people lie to him. He leaned in and pulled up google and types in 'Ponyville', and what do you know it is a place! In a cartoon. 'Grate,' He thought. 'I'm talking to someone who likes ponies and is magical. She could be telling the truth or had a purple tazer on the backside of the paper.' He facepalmed. "Ow." He muttered and got up to stretch when he looked back over to the paper. "Hmm," He put a hand up to his chin and stroked the slight beard on his face. He walked over to it and picked it up, turning it around and looking at it up and down. "What the heck is this thing made out of!?" He yelled after trying to rip it. "It must be made from some god tree or someshit." He set the paper down and wrote on it.

D: Hey Twilight, did you know you can't rip the paper?

(He waited a few minutes.)

T: Wait you tried to rip it!?

D: Yup, I still think you ponies are a sick joke someone is using to make me go insane, I think it's working...

T: Well stop trying to destroy it! I want to ask you things about your world!

D: Not right now miss study bug. I must keep up MY research, why don't you do some? I mean you do live in a library.

T: I suppose that would be a bit better, but promise me you will answer my questions later!

D: *Argh* Fine, I promise.

T: Pinkie promise?

D: What the hell is a pinkie promise?

T: Argh never mind, bye.

D: Bye.

Drake was a bit happy it still worked but the little  person in him that told him right from wrong yelling to burn the fucking paper and get back to real life. Naw Twilight would just find a way to end him from her world if he did that. He got up and walked back over to the computer, he then typed in Twilight Sparkle, and what the hell do you know she is a purple unicorn with a pet dragon named Spike. He could study the concept for hours and still not understand anything what so ever, so, after a few hours of watching TV and having a few beers he went back to talk with Twilight.

D: Twilight you there? I'm bored.

T: That must come on fast.

D: Quit you giant purple unicorn.

T: How did you know that?

D: You seem to be a kids show in my world, you do seem a bit childish at times so I'm not surprised .

T: I do not!

D: Do too,

T: Do not!

D: Do too.

T: DO NOT!

D: Whoa Twilight, calm down and I'll give you a lollipop.

T: Ok then, that will- Hey wait!

D: BUHAHAHAHAHA! I would never have thought that would work!

T: Your cruel!

D: And your purple, ponies in my world aren't normally purple.

T: Wait you have ponies in your world?

D: Yup, but they can't talk, write, or do anything your doing except eat, walk or trot, and race.

T: So they are feral or something?

D: I have no clue. But it's funny how something like you could even be.

T: How is life funny?

D: Well if it put's on clown shoes and a big red nose yelling it's Rudolf the red nose reindeer then it could be very funny.

(Twilight contains a laugh but magic is going a bit crazy from inside laughter, causing messy writing.)

T: Well that could be funny but that still is a bit mean.

D: What the heck happened to your writing?

T: Nothing! Just go away for a bit, I need to think.

D: Well, alright, see ya later.

Twilight---

Twilight then burst into laughter, this human had something over comedy that knew how to hit the right buttons. Spike eventually came in and after a while of confused looks he joined in the laughter.

(Short chapter I know and I'm sorry, just trying to make a bit better for you all to read.)