Fallout Equestria: The Story of the two Vault Dwellers

Life as usual

"You're our hero Dagon please marry us" yelled the crowd of mares holding up a red stallion with a black mane and tail with a yellow stripe going through it.

"Calm down, how do I know which one of you to marry if you keep holding me up like this" slowly but surely they put him down but he heard something in the back of his ear before he felt somthing hit him but he ignored it but before long he heard some pony say somthing...

"WAKE UP DICK NUGGET"

Dagon shot up as he felt somthing hit him harder but this time he was back in his vault, awake and terrified at the angry mare next to him  "AHHHH MA' BALLS... Why do you always go for my balls... WHY"

"Shut up and follow me shit stain, I've got a surprise for you" whispered Wyvern walking towards the door seemingly a little happier than usual.

Wyvern is a Dark purple unicorn with black hair and several blue stripes running down her mane and tail otherwise saying she looked like an majestic pony with her hair flowing in the wind

In case you haven't noticed this is my friend Wyvern she has a knack for waking me up by shoving her hoof into my balls but she usually does it harder so that means she's happy or feeling generous... Of course I followed her to the cafeteria where the lights were off for some strange reason, as we walked in the lights suddenly turned on and I heard and saw a bunch of ponys yelling somthing but being me I ran out thinking they finally found out I destroyed the overmares toilet and by destroyed I mean obliterated pulverized other words for destruction but anyhow they dragged me in

" I swear it wasn't meant me!" I screamed as they all looked at me with confusion. I looked around the room to see it decorated with colorful decorations, I nearly forgot today was my 18th birthday

"What are you talking about Dagon" asked Wyvern knowing that I did somthing wrong

"Yes son what are you talking about" asked dad with an unamused face

"Yeah what are you talking about" asked officer Niner ready to throw me into a cell

"Never mind is that cake" yes smooth make them think about the creamy delicious cake "why don't we all go get a creamy smooth piece of cake"

Luckily they all fell for it and went to go get some cake but the baker3000 kind of destroyed it which made Bone angry... Bone is the local bully and hates me but to makes matters worse he was a buff earth pony and I was a scrawny Pegasus soooo this was not going to end well... He has some serious anger management problems....

Fight Scene activate

Bone jumped toward me swinging his left hoof at me but being a Pegasus gave me the advantage of agility and speed, I dodged and sent my right hoof spiraling towards his face

Most of are fights ended with him bruised all over and me getting yelled and kicked at but this time I was going to win somthing gave me extra strength so when my hoof hit his face he was knocked to the ground but he got up even angryier than before... He attempted the same move three more times before Officer Niner broke us up...

It took me a while to realize this but he was badly bruised and bloody with blood flowing out of his jaw and nose... I had shattered his some the bones in bones face... I ran not wanting to get in trouble again

I ran down several corridors until I made it to the reactor room where my dads best friend Doctor Larry was as soon as he saw me he went over to the intercoms and said a few words before trotting over to me

Fight sequence over

"What exactly are you doing in here"

"Hiding"

"Why are you hiding, did you break somthing doing one of your crazy stunts trying to get your cutie mark"

Did I mention me and Wyvern were the only 18teen year olds blank flanks yeah this was an everyday for me get in trouble with Wyvern and than go hide in the reactor room where Larry would usually find us but this time Wyvern wasn't here to talk us out of the situation

"No"

"Well then spit it out boy"

"I may have broken a couple bones in Bones face"

"You what"

"He threw a hoof at me and I ducked than threw an uppercut"

"Geez you must got some strong legs if you did that with one punch"

"Several times"

"You two really need to stop fighting, also how's your birthday"

""Shitty"

"Well me and your dad haven't given you our present yet"

Just on que my dad rushed in panting

"There...you...are"

"Well why your dad catches his breath follow me so I can show the spectacular present we got for you"

Larry led me into a different room where he pulled out an gun and threw it towards me, I fumbled as I tried to caught it

"We're going to teach you how to shoot a rifle"...