A Whole New World

by Meme

Rating: everyone
Tags: Slice of Life, Alternate Universe, Human
Length: 1791

When Twilight messes up on a spell, she, her friends, her mentors, and her brother are sent to Earth. But not the Earth you know, but the Earth we know. Will Twilight and the gang survive this whole new world, or will they die trying?

You heard one of those stories how a human is kind enough to help something out of this world, and kindly keep it in his or her own home. Take these ponies for example; how a human will just kindly help a humanized pony in a new world. How we would do anything for these ponies to stay a secret from society, and no matter what, we would love them to our hearts.

Yeah, right. You know this is such BS.

When Twilight accidentally screws up a spell, she and her gang, her mentors, and her brother enter a harsh world called reality. Stuck on Earth with little to no hope on finding their way home, she and her friends survive this cruel world as they go through many adventures like the Hood, the police, romantic comedies, and many, many different cultures.

But, this is reality, is it not? Don't expect any exceptions.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-09-27 03:21:21 UTC

Wakey Wakey

Twilight Sparkle

Her eyes slowly open, her head throbbing from the light hitting them. Her arms were weak, her body was cold, her ears ringing, and she felt tired. "So...very...tired." she muttered. A groan escaped from her, but it didn't matter. She was tired...so tired. Maybe she could take a nap. A long, peaceful nap.

"Wake up! Twilight, wake up!"

Huh, that sounded familiar. She wanted to know who called her, who knew her, but her body said otherwise. The ringing wouldn't go away. It was annoying, yet calming. Suddenly, something splashed on her; something cold and liquid.

She didn't like that one bit.

She jolted awake, the ringing quickly disappearing, but the pain in her body growing. She hissed, grabbing her arm with her hands--

Wait...hands?

"H-huh? W-what?!" She almost screamed to herself. She looked to see a human girl. This human girl was skinny, having an athletic look. Her hips were straight, and the muscles show off like no pony's business. The rainbow hair hung around her shoulders, her eyes natural pink, and her cutie mark rested on her neck. Her chest was flat as a board, but her behind was as big as she could make with her fist; incredibly small. "Twilight? Please tell me that's you!" the girl pleaded.

She sounded familiar. She sounded almost like..."Rainbow Dash?" Twilight asked. Her terrified face turned into a smile, and she stomped happily. "Yes! It is you! Oh my Celestia, I got really worried for a second." She said.

"Rainbow? What...what happened?" She asked. Rainbow shrugged. "I don't know, or at least, I don't remember what happened. I swear, everything's a blur now." She said, scratching her head with her hand.

"Well, I know that your human, so that's one." Twilight pointed out, slowly getting up from the cold hard ground. She looked around to realize that she was in an alleyway of some sort. She looked up to see the grey sky, and the breeze swept by her. "And that we aren't in Equestria anymore." She mumbled to herself.

"With these things?" Rainbow asked, suddenly playing with her fingers. Twilight slowly took her hand, and gently put it to her side. "Yes, with those." Her voice fell flatly.

She didn't give a full scan, but she did find a puddle of water. When she went to check it she saw what she looked like. Apparently, her skin was light brown, and her purple and pink hair somehow matched her eyes. Her chest was roughly a B-size max, and her bottom was a bit larger than Rainbow Dash's.

"Ooooooo! What are these things?" A girly voice rang out. They turned to see a girl with pink hair playing with her boobs. It didn't take long for Twilight to realize something crucial.

She and her friends were in their birthday suits.

Twilight quickly hurried to grab the pink girls hand, and drag them away from her chest. "Don't play with those!" She quietly yelled. The pink girl giggled. "Okay! I won't!" She said.

"...You sound a lot like Pinkie." Rainbow pointed out. The pink girl nodded. "I am Pinkie!" the girl took a look at herself. "Hey...where's poofy tail?"

Pinkie quickly got up, and looked at her behind. No signs of tail hair anywhere. "Aww...all my cookies were in there." She said. Twilight took a stand back, and looked at Pinkie's features. Unlike Rainbow, Pinkie was more chubby. Her hips were more rounded, and her butt and boobs seem to be bigger than Rainbow's. In fact, most would say she has the boobs of watermelons, and the butt of two large balloons. Her hair still defined the laws of gravity, and her eyes remain blue. Although, Pinkie's thighs match her waist.

"You kept cookies in your tail?" Rainbow asked

"Well duh! Where else am I suppose to keep them?" She said. Another groan came from the ground, and when they finally found the source, a blonde girl slowly got up. Her groan sounded western, like a hillbilly. When she slowly got up, a couple of cracking noises echoed out of her body. "Agh...mah back." she groaned.

"Applejack?" Twilight called out. She suddenly turned to the voice, to see Twilight. "Twi'...is dat you?" She asked.

"And Dash." Rainbow held a hand up.

"And Pinkie!" The hyperactive Pinkie says. Applejack was at a lost for words, but she hugged the girls as fast as she could. "Twi'! Pinkie! Rainbow! Ah can't believe its you guys!" She said.

When Applejack took a step back, the girls got a good look at her. As expected, Applejack is athletic, mostly around the legs. Although, for an athletic pony who turned human, she strangely has skinny arms, but muscle covers that up. Unlike Rainbow, her waist also curved, but much more skinny than Pinkie's. Her chest area is most like C-Cup, the average for a woman. Her blonde hair was still tied, and her green eyes went well with her look.

"Ah couldn't believe it! Y'all won't believe how scared Ah got when Ah saw you girls!" She said. Rainbow scoffed. "I wasn't scared." She said.

Pinkie could only giggle when she heard that. "I smell fire!" She said.

"Shut up!" Rainbow shouted. Another groan came from the ground, but this one sounded more...masculine. They looked over to see a male human slowly getting up. "Agh...my head." He struggled to stand up, but Twilight came to his rescue. "I got you." She said.

"Thanks..." He paused to let the voice sink in. "...Twilight?!"

It took just as long for Twilight to figure it out. "Shining!" She said, her smile growing. That is, until a thought hit her square in the head. "Wait..." She trailed off.

Getting off topic, Shining was skinny, yet he had a bit more muscle than Applejack. His blue hair matched his eyes, his abs and chest were barely visible, and his junk was...small.

Getting back on topic, however, Twilight came to a sudden conclusion. "If Shining is here, than that means-"

"We should be here as well?" A voice interrupted. The girls (and guy) turned to see a woman with blue, pink, and green hair, and another woman with dark blue hair. Everyone was able to recognize them instantly. "Princess Celestia! Princess Luna!" They said in a union.

Celestia's hair was longer than most would say 'Normal', but it wasn't as bad as saying that Celestia was taller than almost everyone here. Her purple eyes seemed out of place with style, but most wouldn't say that was the best part. What they would have said is that Celestia's boobs were F-size, and the bottom was a man's dream come true.

Luna, on the other hand, was the same height as Twilight. However, her chest came around to a B-size, and her butt was somewhere in between with Rainbow's and Applejack's. Her beautiful night-sky hair is replaced with a plain dark blue hairstyle, and her blue eyes were a bit brighter than normal. The biggest difference was her skin. Unlike everyone, who was either white or tan, her was brownish that seemed to fit her style.

"I'm glad about this reunion of ours, but where in Faust's name are we?" Luna asked. Twilight scratched her head, a sheepish smile appearing. "It seems we're in the human world." She concluded.

She looked up into the sky, then the alleyway. "But...who knows how we got here." Twilight said.

"I-I...I think I know." A voice was barely heard. Another woman stepped up, and so did another. "I swear, my mane is all dirtied up lounging about." Another voice complained.

"Rarity! Fluttershy!" Twilight said with pure joy. Fluttershy, without a doubt, was the most gorgeous girl in the group. With her pink hair flowing down to her waist, her boobs were much bigger than the Princess herself, and her butt would lead to 'instant boner' right away.

Rarity was a special case. Besides her curly hair somehow getting dust particles, her hair shrunk a little. Her chest was a Double-D, and her bottom was a more rounded area. Her waist give a lovely curve to it, but her blue eyes made her style look a bit off. Regardless, she looked fabulous. "Before we get to that," Celestia stated, her authority and responsibility coming off strong as usual. "we must find some clothes. If I'm correct, nudity in public is taboo in the human world."

"Why is that? I mean, we don't wear clothes, it should be fine!" Rainbow ended with a smirk. Just then, a cold breeze flew in, and already did they try their best to cover up. "W-w-w-why is it so c-c-c-cold?!" She asked.

Strangely, Celestia did not even bother to cover up. "That is probably one of the reasons we wear clothes: No fur." She said. Applejack looked at Twilight, hoping to find an answer when she asked, "Twi', a-are you able to teleport us somewhere warm?"

"Humans don't have magic. If we can figure out where we are, though, I'm sure I can find a solution." Twilight said. Just then, sirens were heard, and large black-and-white carts pulled up. They had the word 'Police' on them, and a bunch of blue-suited humans popped out of them. They walked up to the group, having strange weapons in their hands. "GET ON THE GROUND!" One of them yelled furiously. "GET ON THE GROUND NOW!"

The human-like ponies were confused, but they did stand their ground. "Wait! Just let us explain!" Shining tried to reason with them, but all it did was quicken the pace. "Ground, NOW!" one of them yelled again.

Quickly, Luna was the first to hit the ground. She laid face-first, and quickly put her hands behind her head. Soon after, the rest followed, and it wasn't long before every human-pony had metal locks around their wrists. "Come." One of the police said to the whole group. "We're gonna ask you a few questions."

At least one police car had two of them, so five police cars came in to take them away. Sadly, Fluttershy remained alone in one of the cars. "A-are you going to hurt us?" She asked the Police Man.

He shook his head. "No. Just a few questions. I promise that if you remain calm, we'll get you dressed, get a few answers, and send you on your way." He said.

"...O-okay."

Twilight couldn't believe it. Already? What has she done? Her thoughts were left unanswered as she got in the cart. He closed the door, and made his way to the front. As he got comfortable, the car made a sudden growl, and she saw his eyes through the mirror. "Don't worry, everything's going to be fine. I promise." He said.

Can Twilight really believe that?