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Fools and Drunks

by Jordan179
Spring 1505. Snips Fields and Snailsquirm Carrot do something a bit dangerous to celebrate Snails' sixteenth birthday. What could possibly go wrong?

"They say a guardian angel watches over fools, drunkards and children."

April, YOH 1505. Snailsquirm Carrot has just turned sixteen, and his few-months-older best friend Snipsy Snap Fields decides to help him celebrate what he regards as his newfound stallionhood by doing something perhaps a bit less cautious and well-considered than their usual wont. What could possibly go wrong?

Teen
Incomplete
Horror
Adventure
Sex
Violence
Narcotics
Gore
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Comedy
 
SSNPO

165280 words: Estimated about 14 hours to read
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39 Chapters:

  1. Chapter 1: "... We Are Stallions Now!" 2015-03-31 17:06:37 UTC
    2855
  2. Chapter 2: Evensong Lightning 2015-08-03 04:02:36 UTC
    5027
  3. Chapter 3: White Lightning 2016-03-20 21:01:35 UTC
    4907
  4. Chapter 4: Into the Everfree 2016-03-21 06:55:22 UTC
    2963
  5. Chapter 5: Foolish Drunken Love 2016-03-23 04:19:06 UTC
    2948
  6. Chapter 6: Ruby and Her Kin 2016-03-26 03:53:42 UTC
    6328
  7. Chapter 7: Ruby's Sanctum 2016-04-10 19:57:58 UTC
    3901
  8. Chapter 8: Mitta Gift 2016-05-01 06:03:05 UTC
    3762
  9. Chapter 9: A Skeptical Snipsy Snap 2016-06-03 13:38:45 UTC
    3015
  10. Chapter 10: The Rise of Sunney Towne 2016-06-04 17:43:09 UTC
    6281
  11. Chapter 11: The Shadow Over Sunney Towne 2016-07-23 19:20:59 UTC
    5518
  12. Chapter 12: The Decline of Sunney Towne 2016-09-27 13:27:40 UTC
    4905
  13. Chapter 13: Murders Most Foul 2016-10-01 21:30:20 UTC
    4450
  14. Chapter 14: Secrets Kept From Kin 2016-10-16 04:24:44 UTC
    5711
  15. Chapter 15: Pride Goeth Before Many Falls 2016-10-22 20:49:11 UTC
    4942
  16. Chapter 16: The Last Days of Sunney Towne 2016-12-06 16:42:12 UTC
    4551
  17. Chapter 17: Another Murder 2016-12-25 19:22:03 UTC
    7327
  18. Chapter 18: Disposing of the Remains 2017-01-21 09:28:43 UTC
    6636
  19. Chapter 19: The Worst Party Ever 2017-01-24 21:44:04 UTC
    5696
  20. Chapter 20: The Doom That Came to Sunney Towne 2017-01-27 02:20:23 UTC
    5338
  21. Chapter 21: A Flight for Dear Life 2017-02-08 17:56:40 UTC
    3097
  22. Chapter 22: The Work Crew 2017-02-14 16:40:09 UTC
    5955
  23. Chapter 23: Enter a Healer 2017-02-16 06:29:06 UTC
    3275
  24. Chapter 24: The Eyes of the Curse 2017-02-21 05:57:25 UTC
    2066
  25. Chapter 25: Her Elder Sister 2017-02-24 12:21:40 UTC
    4866
  26. Chapter 26: Glittershell Alone 2017-03-10 06:16:22 UTC
    4251
  27. Chapter 27: At the Mercy of Gladstone 2017-03-19 20:29:41 UTC
    3812
  28. Chapter 28: Taking the Ponies To Sunney Towne 2017-03-23 15:45:25 UTC
    2447
  29. Chapter 29: Merrie Olde Sunney Towne 2017-04-01 05:52:59 UTC
    2825
  30. Chapter 30: The Judgment of Grey Hoof 2017-04-12 04:38:42 UTC
    3214
  31. Chapter 31: A Parley Before Battle 2017-04-25 20:56:54 UTC
    2926
  32. Chapter 32: Against the Skeletal Guard 2017-09-08 07:48:39 UTC
    3807
  33. Chapter 33: A Brief Respite 2017-09-21 02:59:13 UTC
    4374
  34. Chapter 34: The Wraiths Attack 2018-01-12 08:53:51 UTC
    6403
  35. Chapter 35: On Cursed Land, She Makes Her Stand 2018-01-27 20:12:23 UTC
    2709
  36. Chapter 36: All For One and One For All 2018-03-23 15:42:53 UTC
    3098
  37. Chapter 37: Father Against Daughter 2018-05-20 19:44:14 UTC
    4244
  38. Chapter 38: At the Gates of Despair 2018-05-21 00:31:15 UTC
    3193
  39. Chapter 39: To the Last of Her Strength 2018-06-05 15:32:20 UTC
    1657